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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Want women, 1,2 or 3... I'm mixed race my mate's white were both muscular and horney as fuck... Cum fuck us ladies

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

How can we resist an offer like that

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire


"Want women, 1,2 or 3... I'm mixed race my mate's white were both muscular and horney as fuck... Cum fuck us ladies"

Have you considered putting this in the meet forum or putting up a meet?

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

If only it were so easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can we resist an offer like that "

Watch out you don't get trampled in the rush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will be knee deep in a lunge within minutes....I'm sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early 30s?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dam it I'm too old. xxx

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London


"If only it were so easy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet your inbox is hammered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooh my knickers just hit the floor in anticipation of a bath lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh got me all tingly reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long has 37 been early 30s.

Guess that means I'm in my late 40s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd swear women can't get any on here just by looking at these posts

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"You'd swear women can't get any on here just by looking at these posts "
difficult finding big brave boys who want to play alongside each other for females actually..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long has 37 been early 30s.

Guess that means I'm in my late 40s "

Yay! I'm back in my early thirties!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Gotta be in Hertfordshire or beds x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's our ages, were more than willing to accommodate mature hotties

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh, this might break hearts, but we're straight lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having 2 women would be fun lol.

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By *herealdeal90Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Mate girls don't fuck. You're wasting your time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mate girls don't fuck. You're wasting your time "

Not with that attitude they won't

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Oh, this might break hearts, but we're straight lol"

You might have to rethink that, looks like it might be just you two....

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Are they beating a path to your inbox? Can they resist the lure of the cash, drinks and kuff that you offer in your meet request

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, this might break hearts, but we're straight lol

You might have to rethink that, looks like it might be just you two.... "

I didn't want to say anything, but I second this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha blinder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha doubt it

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I'm too far away and you smoke unfortunately

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By *abloversCouple
over a year ago

London

Simply laughing out loud!!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Want women, 1,2 or 3... I'm mixed race my mate's white were both muscular and horney as fuck... Cum fuck us ladies"

Amateur.

I want 6 or 7 at least!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the cash thing all about?

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Carlsberg dont do threads, but if they did.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

66 would be ideal, or more, haha but would probably only get through 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am joining the queue! With that polite invitation the ladies are fighting to be selected!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"66 would be ideal, or more, haha but would probably only get through 6 "

Don't take that to Ladbrokes buddy

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"What's the cash thing all about?"

What's kuff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving the optimism

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There's options lol

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

whats kuff? is it like belly button fluff?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Easy as you make it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No time for pessimistic people, just open and real women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you use the reply and quote button it will make it easier for us to know who you are replying to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Big shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this was 2 women I think the replys would be very different

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you use the reply and quote button it will make it easier for us to know who you are replying to "
i'm am amateur, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet your inbox is hammered "

Ha ha

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"If this was 2 women I think the replys would be very different "

I must admit to joining in the ribbing, but this is very true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If this was 2 women I think the replys would be very different "
dam right

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Op you didn't answer the question, what is kuff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urban dictionary's definition of Kuff:

A picture of a girl peeing, usually taken by one of her girl friends, and usually in an intoxicated state. The most common Kuff is a girl on the toilet, followed closely by a girl squatting outside.

"Whoa, the girl in this Kuff has got a Brazilian goin' on down there!"

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

I'm worried I'll get trampled in the stampede.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Urban dictionary's definition of Kuff:

A picture of a girl peeing, usually taken by one of her girl friends, and usually in an intoxicated state. The most common Kuff is a girl on the toilet, followed closely by a girl squatting outside.

"Whoa, the girl in this Kuff has got a Brazilian goin' on down there!"

"

So they've got cash and girls pissing? Cool. Why do they need more girls?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op you didn't answer the question, what is kuff?"
kisses, umpteen,friendly fun

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By *ymph and ManicCouple
over a year ago

North East

Would you want the large strapon or the extra large strapon then .... ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Urban dictionary's definition of Kuff:

A picture of a girl peeing, usually taken by one of her girl friends, and usually in an intoxicated state. The most common Kuff is a girl on the toilet, followed closely by a girl squatting outside.

"Whoa, the girl in this Kuff has got a Brazilian goin' on down there!"

So they've got cash and girls pissing? Cool. Why do they need more girls?"

pure greed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like watching a wildlife documentary in here sometimes.

Like, you're watching the dust blow across a baking hot, barren wasteland (in this case, the wasteland is fabswingers, and the thing it's barren of is sex), along it crawls some sort of sick and dying animal (the thread poster), and then the vultures begin to circle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's like watching a wildlife documentary in here sometimes.

Like, you're watching the dust blow across a baking hot, barren wasteland (in this case, the wasteland is fabswingers, and the thing it's barren of is sex), along it crawls some sort of sick and dying animal (the thread poster), and then the vultures begin to circle..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's absolutely funny as fuck reading these replies, I'm in stitches lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's like watching a wildlife documentary in here sometimes.

Like, you're watching the dust blow across a baking hot, barren wasteland (in this case, the wasteland is fabswingers, and the thing it's barren of is sex), along it crawls some sort of sick and dying animal (the thread poster), and then the vultures begin to circle..."

Narrated by David Attenborough I presume?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having 2 women would be fun lol."

Three is better shag.....

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By *anoffee pieWoman
over a year ago

baking pies in my kitchen


"Want women, 1,2 or 3... I'm mixed race my mate's white were both muscular and horney as fuck... Cum fuck us ladies"

Just too far guys!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"If you use the reply and quote button it will make it easier for us to know who you are replying to i'm am amateur, thanks"

Please...someone...I. Just. Can't. Resist....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you want the large strapon or the extra large strapon then .... ???? "

extra large fries please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Want women, 1,2 or 3... I'm mixed race my mate's white were both muscular and horney as fuck... Cum fuck us ladies

Just too far guys!"

a bit lol, for the serious minded, mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you want the large strapon or the extra large strapon then .... ????

extra large fries please"

Large fries? Good comeback dude

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Oh, this might break hearts, but we're straight lol"

But 19 weeks ago you were going to fuck a TV.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, this might break hearts, but we're straight lol

But 19 weeks ago you were going to fuck a TV. "

Open the door. Everyone out. The guy's been busted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well... going according to plan im sure.

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By *anoffee pieWoman
over a year ago

baking pies in my kitchen


"Oh, this might break hearts, but we're straight lol

But 19 weeks ago you were going to fuck a TV. "

A lot can happen in 19 weeks...;-) may be they have seen the light haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yep, it imploded, like the big bang lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep, it imploded, like the big bang lol"

Use reply and quote, other wise you look like you're writing nonsense lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, this might break hearts, but we're straight lol

But 19 weeks ago you were going to fuck a TV. "

wow, u know me well, I'm married to a radio now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Woe,is the issue here. Is that the best u got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, this might break hearts, but we're straight lol

But 19 weeks ago you were going to fuck a TV.

wow, u know me well, I'm married to a radio now"

You did say, and I quote, that you would 'fuck her senseless'. That's not straight dude. That's bi at the least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mate girls don't fuck. You're wasting your time "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well... going according to plan im sure. "

too smart and educated for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep, it imploded, like the big bang lol"

...the big bang wasn't an implosion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's 'straight' then there's something called'fab straight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's 'straight' then there's something called'fab straight! "

What the hell is fab straight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's 'straight' then there's something called'fab straight!

What the hell is fab straight? "

Its about men that are in denial of their sexuality

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, this might break hearts, but we're straight lol

But 19 weeks ago you were going to fuck a TV.

wow, u know me well, I'm married to a radio now

You did say, and I quote, that you would 'fuck her senseless'. That's not straight dude. That's bi at the least"

I'm not trying to convince you, thats for sure lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, this might break hearts, but we're straight lol

But 19 weeks ago you were going to fuck a TV.

wow, u know me well, I'm married to a radio now

You did say, and I quote, that you would 'fuck her senseless'. That's not straight dude. That's bi at the least"

I'm not trying to convince you, thats for sure lol but ultimately you can find a scape goat in moir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's 'straight' then there's something called'fab straight!

What the hell is fab straight?

Its about men that are in denial of their sexuality

"

Oh, he's definitely in that category! Let's find out... Hey op! You straight, bi, gay?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, this might break hearts, but we're straight lol

But 19 weeks ago you were going to fuck a TV.

wow, u know me well, I'm married to a radio now

You did say, and I quote, that you would 'fuck her senseless'. That's not straight dude. That's bi at the least"

I'm not trying to convince you, thats for sure lol but ultimately you can find a scape goat in moir

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep, it imploded, like the big bang lol

...the big bang wasn't an implosion."

educate my fickle self

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well... going according to plan im sure. "

what the fook is a plan?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's 'straight' then there's something called'fab straight!

What the hell is fab straight? "

mentally dilussioned self

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"It's like watching a wildlife documentary in here sometimes.

Like, you're watching the dust blow across a baking hot, barren wasteland (in this case, the wasteland is fabswingers, and the thing it's barren of is sex), along it crawls some sort of sick and dying animal (the thread poster), and then the vultures begin to circle..."

Yes, and sometimes two zebras smother themselves in gravy and jump around shouting 'come on you fucking lions'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is brilliant, some good come backs though OP,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's 'straight' then there's something called'fab straight!

What the hell is fab straight?

Its about men that are in denial of their sexuality

Oh, he's definitely in that category! Let's find out... Hey op! You straight, bi, gay? "

if I went straight I would have pulled already lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well... going according to plan im sure.

what the fook is a plan?"

*facepalm*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's like watching a wildlife documentary in here sometimes.

Like, you're watching the dust blow across a baking hot, barren wasteland (in this case, the wasteland is fabswingers, and the thing it's barren of is sex), along it crawls some sort of sick and dying animal (the thread poster), and then the vultures begin to circle..."

I live a wild life

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"There's 'straight' then there's something called'fab straight!

What the hell is fab straight?

Its about men that are in denial of their sexuality

"

Who cares? Not doing you any harm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's 'straight' then there's something called'fab straight!

What the hell is fab straight?

Its about men that are in denial of their sexuality

Oh, he's definitely in that category! Let's find out... Hey op! You straight, bi, gay?

if I went straight I would have pulled already lol"

Definitely fab straight haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you lot pick on people who don't adhere to this unofficial forum policy of treating sex like we're all in some kind of shit carry on film? Some people really do like to fuck. Not just avoid.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

A lot of folks here need a hobby.

My chat is pisspoor but this makes me feel like Oscar Wilde.

Give it a break guys come on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's 'straight' then there's something called'fab straight!

What the hell is fab straight?

Its about men that are in denial of their sexuality

Who cares? Not doing you any harm?"

I don't care I'm just saying....does that piss you off then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lot of folks here need a hobby.

My chat is pisspoor but this makes me feel like Oscar Wilde.

Give it a break guys come on. "

This is my hobby

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well... going according to plan im sure. "

no doubt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's 'straight' then there's something called'fab straight!

What the hell is fab straight?

Its about men that are in denial of their sexuality

Who cares? Not doing you any

harm?"

let's sat I am Bi/gay? Why not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's 'straight' then there's something called'fab straight!

What the hell is fab straight?

Its about men that are in denial of their sexuality

Who cares? Not doing you any

harm?

no

should it?

I don't care I'm just saying....does that piss you off then?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you lot pick on people who don't adhere to this unofficial forum policy of treating sex like we're all in some kind of shit carry on film? Some people really do like to fuck. Not just avoid. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's 'straight' then there's something called'fab straight!

What the hell is fab straight?

Its about men that are in denial of their sexuality

Who cares? Not doing you any

harm?

let's sat I am Bi/gay? Why not"

Then you lied in your op lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's like watching a wildlife documentary in here sometimes.

Like, you're watching the dust blow across a baking hot, barren wasteland (in this case, the wasteland is fabswingers, and the thing it's barren of is sex), along it crawls some sort of sick and dying animal (the thread poster), and then the vultures begin to circle..."
some creatures eat their own

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"There's 'straight' then there's something called'fab straight!

What the hell is fab straight?

Its about men that are in denial of their sexuality

Who cares? Not doing you any harm?

I don't care I'm just saying....does that piss you off then?"

Not really. But you are being rather petty in a person's post presumably to make you feel good possibly at their expense.

A good rule for life is that if your justification for saying something is or includes "I was just saying" then the whole world would generally be better off if you didn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loooool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's 'straight' then there's something called'fab straight!

What the hell is fab straight?

Its about men that are in denial of their sexuality

Who cares? Not doing you any

harm?

let's sat I am Bi/gay? Why not

Then you lied in your op lol"

"Want women, 1,2 or 3... I'm mixed race my mate's white were both muscular and horney as fuck... Cum fuck us ladies"

Where is the lie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's 'straight' then there's something called'fab straight!

What the hell is fab straight?

Its about men that are in denial of their sexuality

Who cares? Not doing you any

harm?

let's sat I am Bi/gay? Why not

Then you lied in your op lol

"Want women, 1,2 or 3... I'm mixed race my mate's white were both muscular and horney as fuck... Cum fuck us ladies"

Where is the lie? "

My apologies. It was a post not on the op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mate girls don't fuck. You're wasting your time "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight, fab straight, bi, gay, who cares? This is the last place I'd expect people to make an issue over sexuality.

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By *martie42Woman
over a year ago

torquay


"It's like watching a wildlife documentary in here sometimes.

Like, you're watching the dust blow across a baking hot, barren wasteland (in this case, the wasteland is fabswingers, and the thing it's barren of is sex), along it crawls some sort of sick and dying animal (the thread poster), and then the vultures begin to circle..."

I can almost hear Leonard Cohen about now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in the queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get in the queue "

I hate queing

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Select a commitee. But then who would chair it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Select a commitee. But then who would chair it?"

You can be chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Select a commitee. But then who would chair it?

You can be chair "

Can I be the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Select a commitee. But then who would chair it?

You can be chair

Can I be the table "

There might be a few chairs around you, you sure you could handle that?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Why do you lot pick on people who don't adhere to this unofficial forum policy of treating sex like we're all in some kind of shit carry on film? Some people really do like to fuck. Not just avoid. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having 2 women would be fun lol.

Three is better shag....."
That is right too

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Select a commitee. But then who would chair it?

You can be chair

Can I be the table "

3 chairs for lolly. Hip hip...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Select a commitee. But then who would chair it?

You can be chair

Can I be the table

There might be a few chairs around you, you sure you could handle that? "

All day long

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's 'straight' then there's something called'fab straight!

What the hell is fab straight?

Its about men that are in denial of their sexuality

Who cares? Not doing you any

wow, mistake perhaps but I don't lie

harm?

let's sat I am Bi/gay? Why not

Then you lied in your op lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Straight, fab straight, bi, gay, who cares? This is the last place I'd expect people to make an issue over sexuality."

there only keyboard warriors, I hold no fear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Select a commitee. But then who would chair it?

You can be chair

Can I be the table

There might be a few chairs around you, you sure you could handle that? "

your outspoken, what's your stance? Music without a dance? Your chair shall remain empty, like your character

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's 'straight' then there's something called'fab straight!

What the hell is fab straight?

Its about men that are in denial of their sexuality

Who cares? Not doing you any

haters will always hate

harm?

let's sat I am Bi/gay? Why not

Then you lied in your op lol

"Want women, 1,2 or 3... I'm mixed race my mate's white were both muscular and horney as fuck... Cum fuck us ladies"

Where is the lie?

My apologies. It was a post not on the op. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's 'straight' then there's something called'fab straight!

What the hell is fab straight?

Its about men that are in denial of their sexuality

Who cares? Not doing you any

I'm an idiot... What can I say... But far from gay

haters will always hate

harm?

let's sat I am Bi/gay? Why not

Then you lied in your op lol

"Want women, 1,2 or 3... I'm mixed race my mate's white were both muscular and horney as fuck... Cum fuck us ladies"

Where is the lie?

My apologies. It was a post not on the op. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I'm guessing, based on you still messaging, still no luck on the female front?

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"So I'm guessing, based on you still messaging, still no luck on the female front? "

The night is still young!

Looks like banter has turned into handbags at 5 yards.

Have fun guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you lot pick on people who don't adhere to this unofficial forum policy of treating sex like we're all in some kind of shit carry on film? Some people really do like to fuck. Not just avoid. "

I think they get off on it and are frantically wanking/frigging as they type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a 3 some with two men from here. It was very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm guessing, based on you still messaging, still no luck on the female front?

The night is still young!

Looks like banter has turned into handbags at 5 yards.

Have fun guys."

Yeah there's another post on here that's just too good not to miss. All the best OP, hope ya find what you're looking for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's 'straight' then there's something called'fab straight!

What the hell is fab straight?

Its about men that are in denial of their sexuality

Oh, he's definitely in that category! Let's find out... Hey op! You straight, bi, gay? "

your so interested yet so uninteresting. This fish ain't getting hooked by a jealous line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet your inbox is hammered "

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's 'straight' then there's something called'fab straight!

What the hell is fab straight?

Its about men that are in denial of their sexuality

Oh, he's definitely in that category! Let's find out... Hey op! You straight, bi, gay?

your so interested yet so uninteresting. This fish ain't getting hooked by a jealous line"

So in English?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's 'straight' then there's something called'fab straight!

What the hell is fab straight?

Its about men that are in denial of their sexuality

Oh, he's definitely in that category! Let's find out... Hey op! You straight, bi, gay?

your so interested yet so uninteresting. This fish ain't getting hooked by a jealous line

So in English?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wow, I'm just a fly guy, not mathematical pi, my formulae is to express myself... Don't like it? Well neither did your mum, but she still took it anyway, in rather a dirty way... Born from a whoe, without any doe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/09/16 23:34:02]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Want women, 1,2 or 3... I'm mixed race my mate's white were both muscular and horney as fuck... Cum fuck us ladies"

ha,,,,pah,,I can beat that,,one eyed wooden legged gibbering fuckwit seeks 20 well hung guys.

OMG,,my inboX is gonna EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXPLODE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, I'm just a fly guy, not mathematical pi, my formulae is to express myself... Don't like it? Well neither did your mum, but she still took it anyway, in rather a dirty way... Born from a whoe, without any doe"

If you actually got to the point of what you're trying to say instead of rambling on, we'd probably be getting somewhere with this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Want women, 1,2 or 3... I'm mixed race my mate's white were both muscular and horney as fuck... Cum fuck us ladies

ha,,,,pah,,I can beat that,,one eyed wooden legged gibbering fuckwit seeks 20 well hung guys.

OMG,,my inboX is gonna EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXPLODE! "

I thought you had three legs...?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Wow, I'm just a fly guy, not mathematical pi, my formulae is to express myself... Don't like it? Well neither did your mum, but she still took it anyway, in rather a dirty way... Born from a whoe, without any doe

If you actually got to the point of what you're trying to say instead of rambling on, we'd probably be getting somewhere with this thread"

I'm just wondering are you going to take the piss out of every guy who starts one of these threads? How about concentrating on your own meets...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckin el I'm on my way !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, I'm just a fly guy, not mathematical pi, my formulae is to express myself... Don't like it? Well neither did your mum, but she still took it anyway, in rather a dirty way... Born from a whoe, without any doe"

wow,,and you think that's gonna win you any friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want to meet with your male friend you could create a profile together x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, I'm just a fly guy, not mathematical pi, my formulae is to express myself... Don't like it? Well neither did your mum, but she still took it anyway, in rather a dirty way... Born from a whoe, without any doe

If you actually got to the point of what you're trying to say instead of rambling on, we'd probably be getting somewhere with this thread

I'm just wondering are you going to take the piss out of every guy who starts one of these threads? How about concentrating on your own meets... "

It's forum banter, it works both ways. I have a meet or two in the pipeline, thanks for asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, I'm just a fly guy, not mathematical pi, my formulae is to express myself... Don't like it? Well neither did your mum, but she still took it anyway, in rather a dirty way... Born from a whoe, without any doe

If you actually got to the point of what you're trying to say instead of rambling on, we'd probably be getting somewhere with this thread

I'm just wondering are you going to take the piss out of every guy who starts one of these threads? How about concentrating on your own meets...

It's forum banter, it works both ways. I have a meet or two in the pipeline, thanks for asking. "

You can take two in the pipe line and still type?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, I'm just a fly guy, not mathematical pi, my formulae is to express myself... Don't like it? Well neither did your mum, but she still took it anyway, in rather a dirty way... Born from a whoe, without any doe

If you actually got to the point of what you're trying to say instead of rambling on, we'd probably be getting somewhere with this thread

I'm just wondering are you going to take the piss out of every guy who starts one of these threads? How about concentrating on your own meets...

It's forum banter, it works both ways. I have a meet or two in the pipeline, thanks for asking.

You can take two in the pipe line and still type?! "

I walked into that one. Nicely done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, I'm just a fly guy, not mathematical pi, my formulae is to express myself... Don't like it? Well neither did your mum, but she still took it anyway, in rather a dirty way... Born from a whoe, without any doe

If you actually got to the point of what you're trying to say instead of rambling on, we'd probably be getting somewhere with this thread

I'm just wondering are you going to take the piss out of every guy who starts one of these threads? How about concentrating on your own meets...

It's forum banter, it works both ways. I have a meet or two in the pipeline, thanks for asking.

You can take two in the pipe line and still type?!

I walked into that one. Nicely done!"

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Wow, I'm just a fly guy, not mathematical pi, my formulae is to express myself... Don't like it? Well neither did your mum, but she still took it anyway, in rather a dirty way... Born from a whoe, without any doe

If you actually got to the point of what you're trying to say instead of rambling on, we'd probably be getting somewhere with this thread

I'm just wondering are you going to take the piss out of every guy who starts one of these threads? How about concentrating on your own meets...

It's forum banter, it works both ways. I have a meet or two in the pipeline, thanks for asking.

You can take two in the pipe line and still type?!

I walked into that one. Nicely done!

"

Backed onto it, surely?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Wow, I'm just a fly guy, not mathematical pi, my formulae is to express myself... Don't like it? Well neither did your mum, but she still took it anyway, in rather a dirty way... Born from a whoe, without any doe

If you actually got to the point of what you're trying to say instead of rambling on, we'd probably be getting somewhere with this thread

I'm just wondering are you going to take the piss out of every guy who starts one of these threads? How about concentrating on your own meets...

It's forum banter, it works both ways. I have a meet or two in the pipeline, thanks for asking. "

Yeah and this guy is giving it back which is good,but not everyone appreciates it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, I'm just a fly guy, not mathematical pi, my formulae is to express myself... Don't like it? Well neither did your mum, but she still took it anyway, in rather a dirty way... Born from a whoe, without any doe

If you actually got to the point of what you're trying to say instead of rambling on, we'd probably be getting somewhere with this thread

I'm just wondering are you going to take the piss out of every guy who starts one of these threads? How about concentrating on your own meets...

It's forum banter, it works both ways. I have a meet or two in the pipeline, thanks for asking.

Yeah and this guy is giving it back which is good,but not everyone appreciates it. "

I'm not bothered, it's what it's all about! It's all in good fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, I'm just a fly guy, not mathematical pi, my formulae is to express myself... Don't like it? Well neither did your mum, but she still took it anyway, in rather a dirty way... Born from a whoe, without any doe

If you actually got to the point of what you're trying to say instead of rambling on, we'd probably be getting somewhere with this thread

I'm just wondering are you going to take the piss out of every guy who starts one of these threads? How about concentrating on your own meets...

It's forum banter, it works both ways. I have a meet or two in the pipeline, thanks for asking.

You can take two in the pipe line and still type?!

I walked into that one. Nicely done!

Backed onto it, surely? "

Oh this is just getting worse now! Can't I just edit that post?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here's me thinking I'm on a sex site, but getting ridiculed and accused of being something I'm not. Either I've upset sensitive people or its not a site to unleash my sexual desires... Can't win

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"If only it were so easy "

It is..in the land of you wish lool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow, I'm just a fly guy, not mathematical pi, my formulae is to express myself... Don't like it? Well neither did your mum, but she still took it anyway, in rather a dirty way... Born from a whoe, without any doe

If you actually got to the point of what you're trying to say. instead of rambling on, we'd

probably be getting somewhere with this thread

I'm just wondering are you going to take the piss out of every guy who starts one of these threads? How about concentrating on your own meets...

It's forum banter, it works both ways. I have a meet or two in the pipeline, thanks for asking.

You can take two in the pipe line and still type?! "

this I like, never did I suggest any filth, degrading stuff. Fucks sake lol I'm real and I know it... Where did all this gay/bi stuff materialise from?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you lot pick on people who don't adhere to this unofficial forum policy of treating sex like we're all in some kind of shit carry on film? Some people really do like to fuck. Not just avoid.

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you lot pick on people who don't adhere to this unofficial forum policy of treating sex like we're all in some kind of shit carry on film? Some people really do like to fuck. Not just avoid.

"

thank you for understanding

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

The Wild Wetness

Would have had more joy in the meets thread.

I see part way through this degraded into talking about someones mother.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Why do you lot pick on people who don't adhere to this unofficial forum policy of treating sex like we're all in some kind of shit carry on film? Some people really do like to fuck. Not just avoid.

thank you for understanding"

Yeah not everyone takes the piss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's like watching a wildlife documentary in here sometimes.

Like, you're watching the dust blow across a baking hot, barren wasteland (in this case, the wasteland is fabswingers, and the thing it's barren of is sex), along it crawls some sort of sick and dying animal (the thread poster), and then the vultures begin to circle...

Narrated by David Attenborough I presume?"
I'm so upset, obviously... Your a top man, I'm just nothingness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's like watching a wildlife documentary in here sometimes.

Like, you're watching the dust blow across a baking hot, barren wasteland (in this case, the wasteland is fabswingers, and the thing it's barren of is sex), along it crawls some sort of sick and dying animal (the thread poster), and then the vultures begin to circle...

Narrated by David Attenborough I presume? I'm so upset, obviously... Your a top man, I'm just nothingness"

Dude, it's just a bit of forum banter, don't take it to heart

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Fair play OP. I have seen many a person bury their heads and leave the thread after taking a beating, but you're still going. Kudos!

B

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can we resist an offer like that "

very easily I'm sure, your too good for me, I shouldn't of spoke. I'm not worthy

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Would have had more joy in the meets thread.

I see part way through this degraded into talking about someones mother.

"

Ouch!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Fair play OP. I have seen many a person bury their heads and leave the thread after taking a beating, but you're still going. Kudos!

B"

Some big balls around there kidda

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's 'straight' then there's something called'fab straight!

What the hell is fab straight?

Its about men that are in denial of their sexuality

Who cares? Not doing you any harm?

I don't care I'm just saying....does that piss you off then?

Not really. But you are being rather petty in a person's post presumably to make you feel good possibly at their expense.

A good rule for life is that if your justification for saying something is or includes "I was just saying" then the whole world would generally be better off if you didn't. "
it's not your world or mine, why philosophies my personal decisions?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

This didn't exactly go according to plan, did it OP?

Maybe it's time to review tactics?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I'm guessing, based on you still messaging, still no luck on the female front? "
haha that's right, motivate we're I'm going wrong. Very confusing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Want women, 1,2 or 3... I'm mixed race my mate's white were both muscular and horney as fuck... Cum fuck us ladies

ha,,,,pah,,I can beat that,,one eyed wooden legged gibbering fuckwit seeks 20 well hung guys.you are not just original your super duper intellectual. I guestbook went to some kind of special school? Did you get a qualification or are you just blessed in that department?

OMG,,my inboX is gonna EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXPLODE!

I thought you had three legs...?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the cash thing all about?"

the bankers are more qualified to explain that, or an accountant. Can you count to 2?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This didn't exactly go according to plan, did it OP?

Maybe it's time to review tactics?"

obviously, coming from you, it's great advice, cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would have had more joy in the meets thread.

I see part way through this degraded into talking about someones mother.

Ouch! "

to right, like us uncle Barrymore on the night, your alright... Appears you had a fright.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you lot pick on people who don't adhere to this unofficial forum policy of treating sex like we're all in some kind of shit carry on film? Some people really do like to fuck. Not just avoid.

I think they get off on it and are frantically wanking/frigging as they type "

love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seen as I'm the picked on one today, which really hurt me, can I perhaps get a verification for this mass debation?

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Why do you lot pick on people who don't adhere to this unofficial forum policy of treating sex like we're all in some kind of shit carry on film? Some people really do like to fuck. Not just avoid. "

oh so true .

Thumbs up to the OP to for standing his ground its not like he wrote anything in the original post that was derogatory to women or anyone for that matter .

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