FabSwingers.com forum: I committed a cardinal sin!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

....... And left the toilet seat up in one of my recent pics! Ooooops - very sorry!

What cardinal sins have you lovely lot committed recently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a sky remote in my pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....... And left the toilet seat up in one of my recent pics! Ooooops - very sorry!

What cardinal sins have you lovely lot committed recently?

Disgusting....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....... And left the toilet seat up in one of my recent pics! Ooooops - very sorry!

What cardinal sins have you lovely lot committed recently?

Disgusting....

I know I know! I'm hanging my head in shame as I type!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have a sky remote in my pics.

Shocking! You should rectify that right now!

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Dax farts in bed!!!!!! Normally just as I'm falling asleep

Yes it's a human function and we all do it but when it feels like ive left my vibe turned on....ewww

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

ive been going out in public with no bra under my vest or cami tops..apologies to all those who have nipple phobias

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

"....... And left the toilet seat up in one of my recent pics! Ooooops - very sorry!

What cardinal sins have you lovely lot committed recently?

Disgusting....

I know I know! I'm hanging my head in shame as I type!

Tbh think u will get away with it...anyone checking out your bathroom fixtures n fittings in that pic has a problem!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....... And left the toilet seat up in one of my recent pics! Ooooops - very sorry!

What cardinal sins have you lovely lot committed recently?

I used to peruse your pictures with great enjoyment, but not now! It's all ruined!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive been going out in public with no bra under my vest or cami tops..apologies to all those who have nipple phobias "
.....careful there !!.. you'll have someone's eye out.....

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By *anklerMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"....... And left the toilet seat up in one of my recent pics! Ooooops - very sorry!

What cardinal sins have you lovely lot committed recently?

You should be ashamed of yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I left my socks on while getting a blowjob....

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"ive been going out in public with no bra under my vest or cami tops..apologies to all those who have nipple phobias .....careful there !!.. you'll have someone's eye out....."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....... And left the toilet seat up in one of my recent pics! Ooooops - very sorry!

What cardinal sins have you lovely lot committed recently?

I used to peruse your pictures with great enjoyment, but not now! It's all ruined!"

Yeah I know! My credibility's gone down the pan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wore Nike and it wasn't my City shirt. I can never forgive myself for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dax farts in bed!!!!!! Normally just as I'm falling asleep

Yes it's a human function and we all do it but when it feels like ive left my vibe turned on....ewww "

Must admit I'm more of a first thing in the morning farter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....... And left the toilet seat up in one of my recent pics! Ooooops - very sorry!

What cardinal sins have you lovely lot committed recently?

I used to peruse your pictures with great enjoyment, but not now! It's all ruined!

Yeah I know! My credibility's gone down the pan!

If you'd left the lid down it wouldn't have happened!

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Dax farts in bed!!!!!! Normally just as I'm falling asleep

Yes it's a human function and we all do it but when it feels like ive left my vibe turned on....ewww

Must admit I'm more of a first thing in the morning farter!

I did try to convince him ladies don't fart, we shoot rainbow smelling unicorns from our bums...not sure it worked though lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dax farts in bed!!!!!! Normally just as I'm falling asleep

Yes it's a human function and we all do it but when it feels like ive left my vibe turned on....ewww

Must admit I'm more of a first thing in the morning farter!

I did try to convince him ladies don't fart, we shoot rainbow smelling unicorns from our bums...not sure it worked though lol"

Well if I do - the unicorns soon gallop away after smelling my farts!

Actually they don't tend to stink - they're just loud and proud !

That - and the snoring - could be why I'm single!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"....... And left the toilet seat up in one of my recent pics!

You've been rumbled - single man alert!!!

Mr B

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....... And left the toilet seat up in one of my recent pics!

You've been rumbled - single man alert!!!

Mr B"

Tis true! But my willy is REALLY tiny - so surely that makes me a woman?

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"....... And left the toilet seat up in one of my recent pics!

You've been rumbled - single man alert!!!

Mr B

Tis true! But my willy is REALLY tiny - so surely that makes me a woman?

Sorry, but we're going to need to check this out more closely

Just in the interests of fake-prevention, you understand

B+B

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Ladies dont leave the toilet seat up ...... do they ????

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By *anklerMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"I left my socks on while getting a blowjob...."

You should be ashamed of yourself

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Dax farts in bed!!!!!! Normally just as I'm falling asleep

Yes it's a human function and we all do it but when it feels like ive left my vibe turned on....ewww

Must admit I'm more of a first thing in the morning farter!

I did try to convince him ladies don't fart, we shoot rainbow smelling unicorns from our bums...not sure it worked though lol

Well if I do - the unicorns soon gallop away after smelling my farts!

Actually they don't tend to stink - they're just loud and proud !

That - and the snoring - could be why I'm single!

Snoring can be sorted

earplugs or a pillow work well

Dax snores worse than he farts ....his excuse "it doesnt wake me"

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Anyway if you were led next to me i could forgive the snoring

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

"Dax farts in bed!!!!!! Normally just as I'm falling asleep

Yes it's a human function and we all do it but when it feels like ive left my vibe turned on....ewww

Must admit I'm more of a first thing in the morning farter!

I did try to convince him ladies don't fart, we shoot rainbow smelling unicorns from our bums...not sure it worked though lol

Well if I do - the unicorns soon gallop away after smelling my farts!

Actually they don't tend to stink - they're just loud and proud !

That - and the snoring - could be why I'm single!

Snoring can be sorted

earplugs or a pillow work well

Dax snores worse than he farts ....his excuse "it doesnt wake me" "

Congratulations!! You're in the right way as a couple. It's said that a marriage becomes totally cohesive when farts and snores of both parts form harmonic chords.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to throw out some condoms because the use by date had expired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat ice-cream in bed and dropped some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an

xxx

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By *ilver_medallistMan
over a year ago

Lichfield

"Ladies dont leave the toilet seat up ...... do they ????"

Only the acrobatic ones can pee standing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't sin ever, I am a little angel. Ask anyone. Well, nearly anyone.

I do however mortifyingly embarrass myself and today's was worthy of an award. So embarrassed I had to lock myself in the bathroom and curl up in a ball for ten minutes. (I did however ensure the toilet lid was down in deference to the thread).

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"I don't sin ever, I am a little angel. Ask anyone. Well, nearly anyone.

Cant say that and not what happend lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....... And left the toilet seat up in one of my recent pics! Ooooops - very sorry!

What cardinal sins have you lovely lot committed recently?

I'm not going to be able to look at another of your photo's again .... today. Tomorrow's another story

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I left my handcuffs in a hotel room then had to buy some more and then ended up chatting the girl up in Ann summers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies dont leave the toilet seat up ...... do they ????"

Well to be fair it was the lid rather than the seat - still terrible though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....... And left the toilet seat up in one of my recent pics! Ooooops - very sorry!

What cardinal sins have you lovely lot committed recently?

Absolutely none at all, I'm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....... And left the toilet seat up in one of my recent pics! Ooooops - very sorry!

What cardinal sins have you lovely lot committed recently?

I actually went to perverse on your pics and thought you were late 20's early 30's until I saw your age

you look incredible xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gluttony....had a shit day so treated myself to a blueberry muffin. Now regretting it.

Hopping on to the crosstrainer to try and make amends!!!

I fucking love cake though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least you didn't leave a Mr Hankie in there to be photographed alongside you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....... And left the toilet seat up in one of my recent pics! Ooooops - very sorry!

What cardinal sins have you lovely lot committed recently?

Dirty mare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told a woman on here she was gorgeous just to get a shag .

I inow no other guys on here would do that

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By *VK_RugbyCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

I wave at forward facing speed cameras on my motorcycle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left my socks on in a picture..

But you could only see the very top..

Dreams

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By *anklerMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"I told a woman on here she was gorgeous just to get a shag .

I inow no other guys on here would do that

You should be ashamed of yourself

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I left my socks on while getting a blowjob...."

Nooooooooooooooo

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I have no naked pics. Anywhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have no naked pics. Anywhere."

Want some of mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no naked pics. Anywhere.

Want some of mine?

Ooooh yes please.

Eh? What's that? You weren't talking to me?

Feckit.

*stomps off mumbling......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a cardinal sin a step above buggering a bishop?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"ive been going out in public with no bra under my vest or cami tops..apologies to all those who have nipple phobias "

Suzy's buttons pushing ours as usual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a cardinal sin a step above buggering a bishop?"

Just under pegging the pope I believe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a cardinal sin a step above buggering a bishop?

Just under pegging the pope I believe x

Is the Pope getting pegged? I might as well just pack up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a cardinal sin a step above buggering a bishop?

Just under pegging the pope I believe x

Lol. We like yr profile xx

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