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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How many times can a female cum before having to call the plumbers in

I think I'm in need of assistance lol

So.. Shower curtain or towel ? .. Tips please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly 2.786528 times

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By *rinceCorwinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Rubber mattress covers for bed wetters lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do they come in a vintage design or lace ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Exactly 2.786528 times

I think I better call the plumber then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"42

Ok ... *puts the phone down*

Now where do I find a scuba diver

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By *c-ukMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Helloooo !!

Scuba Divers are us, at your service maam !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42

Ok ... *puts the phone down*

Now where do I find a scuba diver

I've got a wetsuit and a snorkel, close enough?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

My plumber is on tap 24/7 almost

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Helloooo !!

Scuba Divers are us, at your service maam !!"

Thank you for being of efficient service

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"42

Ok ... *puts the phone down*

Now where do I find a scuba diver

I've got a wetsuit and a snorkel, close enough? "

Only if i can wear some fishnets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bin bag and a towel on top. That way you can through the bin bag when you've finished and chuck the towel in the wash. You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bin bag and a towel on top. That way you can through the bin bag when you've finished and chuck the towel in the wash. You're welcome.

Plus sex on a bin bag is so sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I make enough noise without the rustling of bin bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bin bag and a towel on top. That way you can through the bin bag when you've finished and chuck the towel in the wash. You're welcome.

Plus sex on a bin bag is so sexy

Haha! It's under the towel! If you're a squirter it saves on constantly washing sheets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

god so many times - often once i start i can keep going and then some - bloody amazes me where it all comes from

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By *ason_silverMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Get in touch with Dyson - I'm sure they could invent you a tube

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"god so many times - often once i start i can keep going and then some - bloody amazes me where it all comes from

I'm glad I'm not alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get in touch with Dyson - I'm sure they could invent you a tube

Ouch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loss count after about 15..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I loss count after about 15..

15 in one session ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I loss count after about 15..

15 in one session ?!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I loss count after about 15..

15 in one session ?!

Phew

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

I lost count once at 28

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I loss count after about 15..

15 in one session ?!

Phew

LOL.. it's probably more some times but don't sit and count I'm enjoying was to much x

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By *assie400Woman
over a year ago

Oldham

I also lose count, in fact if I can remember the number its been a bad night x

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

First one takes forever, but then they don't stop till the guy does

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I love knowing that it's not just me and there is lots of horny girls out there

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"I love knowing that it's not just me and there is lots of horny girls out there

I use picnic blankets water proof and washable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love knowing that it's not just me and there is lots of horny girls out there

I use picnic blankets water proof and washable

Those ones with one wipe clean side, and the other side soft. Will always carry one from now on

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

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"How many times can a female cum before having to call the plumbers in

I think I'm in need of assistance lol

So.. Shower curtain or towel ? .. Tips please

I'm just waiting for someone to say it's 'piss'

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By *rofman134Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Im not sure of the exact answer OP but i would love to find out, my tongue normally does a fair bit of good.

If you supply a pen and paper we can keep a tally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many times can a female cum before having to call the plumbers in

I think I'm in need of assistance lol

So.. Shower curtain or towel ? .. Tips please

I'm just waiting for someone to say it's 'piss'

lol someone will any minute....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love knowing that it's not just me and there is lots of horny girls out there

I use picnic blankets water proof and washable

Those ones with one wipe clean side, and the other side soft. Will always carry one from now on

Now these organisation skills is what I like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im not sure of the exact answer OP but i would love to find out, my tongue normally does a fair bit of good.

If you supply a pen and paper we can keep a tally"

Pen and paper would only waste time, the amount of times I shout oh fuck should make for easy counting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many times can a female cum before having to call the plumbers in

I think I'm in need of assistance lol

So.. Shower curtain or towel ? .. Tips please

I'm just waiting for someone to say it's 'piss'

Any minute now ...

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By *rofman134Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Im not sure of the exact answer OP but i would love to find out, my tongue normally does a fair bit of good.

If you supply a pen and paper we can keep a tally

Pen and paper would only waste time, the amount of times I shout oh fuck should make for easy counting

Im sure i can manage that. Honest, i wont get distracted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im not sure of the exact answer OP but i would love to find out, my tongue normally does a fair bit of good.

If you supply a pen and paper we can keep a tally

Pen and paper would only waste time, the amount of times I shout oh fuck should make for easy counting

Im sure i can manage that. Honest, i wont get distracted

I'm sure you wont...

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"I love knowing that it's not just me and there is lots of horny girls out there

I use picnic blankets water proof and washable

Those ones with one wipe clean side, and the other side soft. Will always carry one from now on

Now these organisation skills is what I like

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No good tumble drying them though ,I normally buy a few at a time for between £6 and £8 as always got a dry one if needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh stop it, I'm getting horny reading about all you girls cumming all over the place, not fair

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Puppy training pads. Get about 10 in a pack. Softer than picnic blankets and easily disposed of. No washing of sheets or towels.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Puppy training pads. Get about 10 in a pack. Softer than picnic blankets and easily disposed of. No washing of sheets or towels.

I think this is my favourite resolution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"god so many times - often once i start i can keep going and then some - bloody amazes me where it all comes from

I'm glad I'm not alone

Oh gosh!

Just to clarify - should I be wearing lingerie or a wet suit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"god so many times - often once i start i can keep going and then some - bloody amazes me where it all comes from

I'm glad I'm not alone

Oh gosh!

Just to clarify - should I be wearing lingerie or a wet suit?

Lingerie of course

.... Jo does get wet but not to the point of needing all the above, I've got a tongue for that anyhow

Jay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Puppy training pads. Get about 10 in a pack. Softer than picnic blankets and easily disposed of. No washing of sheets or towels.

I think this is my favourite resolution

we use similar at work - not for puppies tho

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By *inkster78Man
over a year ago

greater london

Just love this thread, so good to see so many gushers, men just love it! Current FB isn't but she screams the roof down, the neighbour had a quiet word with me once - with a big smirk on his face!

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Not sure why the number of times you cum has anything to do with gushing. I tend to lose count after the first six or seven orgasms in a session but have never gushed or squirted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always lie on a towel. Just in case ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think yous are getting confused with pissing your selves mini orgasms and the like real women have proper cumm s. Mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many times can a female cum before having to call the plumbers in

I think I'm in need of assistance lol

So.. Shower curtain or towel ? .. Tips please

Got dyno rod here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a safe amount of times for a woman to cum in a day ? Or is it endless ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id actually for just one day like to be a woman, not a tv/ts or anything like that, but be in a woman's head just whilst I experience what a female orgasm actually does feel like and compare it to that of a mans ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id actually for just one day like to be a woman, not a tv/ts or anything like that, but be in a woman's head just whilst I experience what a female orgasm actually does feel like and compare it to that of a mans ?"

It's exquisite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a safe amount of times for a woman to cum in a day ? Or is it endless ?"

Well is she's passed out I'd say it's time ready to stop don't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to lose count. I also tend to lose the ability to breath, the power of coherent speech, my breath and on one hugely embarrassing occasion, consciousness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to lose count. I also tend to lose the ability to breath, the power of coherent speech, my breath and on one hugely embarrassing occasion, consciousness!

Do you think loosing consciousness is a natural female reaction to orgasm ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's exquisite

It is also for me as a man

But I really would like to be able to experience it through a woman's mind,

I wonder if a man could be hypnotised by a woman into feeling things through her ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to lose count. I also tend to lose the ability to breath, the power of coherent speech, my breath and on one hugely embarrassing occasion, consciousness!

Do you think loosing consciousness is a natural female reaction to orgasm ?

No; but as someone with incredibly low blood sugar it is a natural (any gender) reaction to vigorous activity without eating properly first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to lose count. I also tend to lose the ability to breath, the power of coherent speech, my breath and on one hugely embarrassing occasion, consciousness!

Do you think loosing consciousness is a natural female reaction to orgasm ?

No; but as someone with incredibly low blood sugar it is a natural (any gender) reaction to vigorous activity without eating properly first. "

Well if ever we meet I insist you stuff your face first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or I could always take you McDonald's for a double sausage and egg, spoons for a surf and turf then somewhere else for a roast :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We start off in the shower and get a few out the way before heading firm the bed with a big bath towel folded for more layers lol

As for counting ? I loose count so there is no way she can remember ??

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