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"He spunked and went to sleep, the end ." Awww, lovely story | |||
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"Although pleased his wife was now taking an interest in his hobbies, he nonetheless felt a little uncomfortable as the other fisherman on the riverbank watched while his wife impaled herself oh his 12ft fly rod." His heart beat faster and faster as he realised one of the other men was calling the Police... | |||
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"They should have a stories section for this kind of thing. " Blimey that's a good idea | |||
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"Although pleased his wife was now taking an interest in his hobbies, he nonetheless felt a little uncomfortable as the other fisherman on the riverbank watched while his wife impaled herself oh his 12ft fly rod. His heart beat faster and faster as he realised one of the other men was calling the Police..." Old Jack looked on slightly surprised and said sardonically 'that's a lovely catch, what bait are you on?' | |||
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"They should have a stories section for this kind of thing. " Now that is a good idea! | |||
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"His heart beat faster and faster as he realised one of the other men was calling the Police... Old Jack looked on slightly surprised and said sardonically 'that's a lovely catch, what bait are you on?'" I use something called Eau Du Desperation he replied with a knowing look. | |||
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"He spunked and went to sleep, the end ." Now thats an happy ending! | |||
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"His heart beat faster and faster as he realised one of the other men was calling the Police... Old Jack looked on slightly surprised and said sardonically 'that's a lovely catch, what bait are you on?' I use something called Eau Du Desperation he replied with a knowing look." I tried that and only caught a kipper replied Jack as he leered over the rim of his thermos flask cup. | |||
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"Old Jack looked on slightly surprised and said sardonically 'that's a lovely catch, what bait are you on?' I use something called Eau Du Desperation he replied with a knowing look. I tried that and only caught a kipper replied Jack as he leered over the rim of his thermos flask cup." Ah but do you speak to them, call them Babe and Hun and sweetness? He said. | |||
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"In my mind this scene is outside with a crowd gathering.." Hey this isn't in your mind any more | |||
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"Old Jack looked on slightly surprised and said sardonically 'that's a lovely catch, what bait are you on?' I use something called Eau Du Desperation he replied with a knowing look. I tried that and only caught a kipper replied Jack as he leered over the rim of his thermos flask cup. Ah but do you speak to them, call them Babe and Hun and sweetness? He said." Yeah but if I called every old trout I catch Babe, Hun, Sweetness I'd have my fishing licence revoked! | |||
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"Old Jack looked on slightly surprised and said sardonically 'that's a lovely catch, what bait are you on?' I use something called Eau Du Desperation he replied with a knowing look. I tried that and only caught a kipper replied Jack as he leered over the rim of his thermos flask cup. Ah but do you speak to them, call them Babe and Hun and sweetness? He said. Yeah but if I called every old trout I catch Babe, Hun, Sweetness I'd have my fishing licence revoked!" Well Jack, perhaps I'm going to have to be cruel to be kind. Jack, you're too old for the lovely ladies. He replied and hung his head with guilt. | |||
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"In my mind this scene is outside with a crowd gathering.. Hey this isn't in your mind any more" That's true I've shared with all my fab friends x | |||
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"Old Jack looked on slightly surprised and said sardonically 'that's a lovely catch, what bait are you on?' I use something called Eau Du Desperation he replied with a knowing look. I tried that and only caught a kipper replied Jack as he leered over the rim of his thermos flask cup. Ah but do you speak to them, call them Babe and Hun and sweetness? He said. Yeah but if I called every old trout I catch Babe, Hun, Sweetness I'd have my fishing licence revoked! Well Jack, perhaps I'm going to have to be cruel to be kind. Jack, you're too old for the lovely ladies. He replied and hung his head with guilt." Aye I think you're right. I'll stick to me fishing, but when your Mrs has finished with your rod any chance she would like to have a go on mine? | |||
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"He spunked and went to sleep, the end . Awww, lovely story funny as..." Story , sorry, our bad. Though the OP was talking about us last night . | |||
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"Well Jack, perhaps I'm going to have to be cruel to be kind. Jack, you're too old for the lovely ladies. He replied and hung his head with guilt. Aye I think you're right. I'll stick to me fishing, but when your Mrs has finished with your rod any chance she would like to have a go on mine?" I'd have to ask her, though if you've got a pic of it and it's verified as really yours that would make things easier for us. He replied. | |||
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