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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm thinking of starting a fab school.

Teaching curriculum would include topics:

No reply is not rude

20 cock photos at various angles is not necessary

How to sent a decent message

This would be a strict school and if teacher find out about pupils being abusive or breaking the rules, they will be caned

Any other topics for fab school?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a ranty profile is not a good look.

Having lots of photos of your shoes and nothing else is pointless.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

You don't have to try and play with the cool kids, make your own fun.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Sydney university aren't really interested in you.

The induction would include a bag of salt as everything should be,taken with a pinch of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Any other topics for fab school?"

Getting hobbies

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If your photos - any one of them - isn't at least 95% of you and your body (no one else must feature as more than 5% of the photo), then you get chemically castrated for 2 years and must write 5000 lines a day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friend request with no covering message.

Message that doesn't suit your needs at all because they've not bothered to read your profile.

Message but no face picture. Also trying to lure you into giving your mobile number for a picture.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Anything even slightly resembling a whinge, must only be on Thursdays and must not be a repeat of anything whinged about for the previous year. Otherwise it's cold showers and icy baths forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a diva in your profile is not charming. It's a swingers site, not a dog agility class, no-one should have to jump THAT many hoops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just ask = not a profile

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If you say you're leaving, do it in the profile help forum and leave within an hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spontaneous, out of the blue friend requests with no prior contact are odd. The last time I went up to a random stranger and said "let's be friends", I was about five, in the sandpit on holiday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Excellent ideas. The course May last a while and will require mandatory refresher sessions

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Just ask = not a profile "

Nor is

'Fill in later' or

Don't know what to write about myself'.

Any of these in place after more than one week equals ban.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being logged on doesn't always mean we're gagging for a fuck.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Spontaneous, out of the blue friend requests with no prior contact are odd. The last time I went up to a random stranger and said "let's be friends", I was about five, in the sandpit on holiday! "

But I'm pretty sure that would still work for you

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Spontaneous, out of the blue friend requests with no prior contact are odd. The last time I went up to a random stranger and said "let's be friends", I was about five, in the sandpit on holiday! "

Are you still friends?

I do agree on sending friend invites, without any prior contact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remembering that this is Fab and not Facebook!!! Stop 'tagging' each other in the statuses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm thinking of starting a fab school.

Teaching curriculum would include topics:

No reply is not rude

20 cock photos at various angles is not necessary

How to sent a decent message

This would be a strict school and if teacher find out about pupils being abusive or breaking the rules, they will be caned

Any other topics for fab school?"

Can you add spelling and grammar. And what not to have in your pics ie, your socks on, washing on the radiator, baby toys, ironing

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Assume that, however important that you are in your job, users must see your photos via Fab - and nowhere else, after more hoop jumping.

And that profiles of single men with no public pics have zero chance of success.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Determine your sexuality, embrace it and stand proud

And respect the sexuality of others

If you can't' give the straights 5 pints of Stella and they are ripe for a sucking

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Profiles must not say ask,or will fill in later or we will write the profile for them.

Miss

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I'm thinking of starting a fab school.

Teaching curriculum would include topics:

No reply is not rude

20 cock photos at various angles is not necessary

How to sent a decent message

This would be a strict school and if teacher find out about pupils being abusive or breaking the rules, they will be caned

Any other topics for fab school?

Can you add spelling and grammar. And what not to have in your pics ie, your socks on, washing on the radiator, baby toys, ironing "

And ... Any element of a toilet or something that may have soiled it too.

Rooms should be tidy. Get Rentokil in first, if you have cockroaches etc.

Only take photos of your body when clean and not suffering from fungal and other problems

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Miracles happen: you can be devastated, lost your mojo, deeply depressed, living in the darkest day and:

A few fabs, a couple of snuggles and you are high on the positives that life gives you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going to need more teachers

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Expect to pay full single male price for clubs and have the balls to go alone.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

[Removed by poster at 04/09/16 07:41:30]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 04/09/16 07:41:30]"

Just what my school needs...you are hired

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I'm going to need more teachers"

I can teach and dole out severe appropriate punishments

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Show the level of emotional maturity that's commensurate to your age.

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

Not replying to messages is not rude however not reading them is. Why seek messages if you don't read them? Filters are there to be used.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grammar and spelling

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Begging for Milfs, Cougars, Gilfs etc isn't generally appealing so don't do it. Treat everyone as a unique individual instead and respect their profile requirements

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Know your worth and act accordingly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for the girls. Send better first time messages. I know I know, that'll take ages!! Means you get a better reply than "wanna fuck?".

I just delete rubbish 3 word messages. No matter how attractive they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your messages sent box will drive you to the edge of sanity. Ignore it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm also going to cane anyone who uses text language

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Not replying to messages is not rude however not reading them is. Why seek messages if you don't read them? Filters are there to be used. "

I don't think this should be taught. No one is personally invited to message another and recipients are under no obligations to respond or otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read profiles before messaging anyone, don't just look at the pics.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

We used to have photos taken at school - it's almost like we could do with it here too. Sit down and get shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read profiles before messaging anyone, don't just look at the pics."

Like that lesson would ever sink in..............

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil


"Friend request with no covering message.

Message that doesn't suit your needs at all because they've not bothered to read your profile.

Message but no face picture. Also trying to lure you into giving your mobile number for a picture. "

This should be the opening prayer before class, to be recited every morning.

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

I am not saying one has to respond to a message or do anything with it. I am suggesting that if someone took the trouble to write to you (and your profile requested contact from other members) then you ought to at least read it. Use the filters to prevent messages from people you don't want to hear from.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Think we also need some work done on the self pity parties that go on but hopefully other topics covered might stop them

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I'm thinking of starting a fab school.

Teaching curriculum would include topics:

No reply is not rude

20 cock photos at various angles is not necessary

How to sent a decent message

This would be a strict school and if teacher find out about pupils being abusive or breaking the rules, they will be caned

Any other topics for fab school?"

You no something teacher your not that bright there's no need to educate anyone if you take charge of your sexual needs and go on the offensive.

How do you do that teacher and those who want you to educate the fuck wits .

Well its so easy I can't believe someone in your position hasn't already thought of it.

First step you hind your profile ( now those who regularly need a ego boost I don't recommend you do this but I do recommend you stop moaning about those who feed your ego.)

Second step you go on the offensive by reading profiles and making a educated guess as to whether your compatible with the owner of said profile .you then message them .( again to those with a ego and a fragile disposition I recommended you don't do this because you may shock horror find yourself being turned down .so again best to just carry on as you are but of coarse with out the moaning or feeling the need to educate those messaging you )

Now this two step program will not guarantee you don't cross swords with a fuck wit but it should lower the odds drastically enough for you not to feel the need to teach others the correct way to go about there business after all its a free country and their choice on how to go about having fun .

In my opinion teacher you just want your fun handed to you on a plate and I'm sorry to tell you the real world doesn't work like that it never has and never will .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not saying one has to respond to a message or do anything with it. I am suggesting that if someone took the trouble to write to you (and your profile requested contact from other members) then you ought to at least read it. Use the filters to prevent messages from people you don't want to hear from. "

I think a lot look at the profile first of the person who's sent the message and if the profile has things on it that means they're not compatible, they won't bother reading the message.

You can't use filters to block people who don't read profiles unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not saying one has to respond to a message or do anything with it. I am suggesting that if someone took the trouble to write to you (and your profile requested contact from other members) then you ought to at least read it. Use the filters to prevent messages from people you don't want to hear from. "

Great answer. I can handle rejection easy. We all need to reject here but it's irritating when they do not even read the message or _iew the page. Goes for both Gender..shock horror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm thinking of starting a fab school.

Teaching curriculum would include topics:

No reply is not rude

20 cock photos at various angles is not necessary

How to sent a decent message

This would be a strict school and if teacher find out about pupils being abusive or breaking the rules, they will be caned

Any other topics for fab school?

You no something teacher your not that bright there's no need to educate anyone if you take charge of your sexual needs and go on the offensive.

How do you do that teacher and those who want you to educate the fuck wits .

Well its so easy I can't believe someone in your position hasn't already thought of it.

First step you hind your profile ( now those who regularly need a ego boost I don't recommend you do this but I do recommend you stop moaning about those who feed your ego.)

Second step you go on the offensive by reading profiles and making a educated guess as to whether your compatible with the owner of said profile .you then message them .( again to those with a ego and a fragile disposition I recommended you don't do this because you may shock horror find yourself being turned down .so again best to just carry on as you are but of coarse with out the moaning or feeling the need to educate those messaging you )

Now this two step program will not guarantee you don't cross swords with a fuck wit but it should lower the odds drastically enough for you not to feel the need to teach others the correct way to go about there business after all its a free country and their choice on how to go about having fun .

In my opinion teacher you just want your fun handed to you on a plate and I'm sorry to tell you the real world doesn't work like that it never has and never will .

"

Prepare to be torn apart by sets of cyber female talons. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm thinking of starting a fab school.

Teaching curriculum would include topics:

No reply is not rude

20 cock photos at various angles is not necessary

How to sent a decent message

This would be a strict school and if teacher find out about pupils being abusive or breaking the rules, they will be caned

Any other topics for fab school?

You no something teacher your not that bright there's no need to educate anyone if you take charge of your sexual needs and go on the offensive.

How do you do that teacher and those who want you to educate the fuck wits .

Well its so easy I can't believe someone in your position hasn't already thought of it.

First step you hind your profile ( now those who regularly need a ego boost I don't recommend you do this but I do recommend you stop moaning about those who feed your ego.)

Second step you go on the offensive by reading profiles and making a educated guess as to whether your compatible with the owner of said profile .you then message them .( again to those with a ego and a fragile disposition I recommended you don't do this because you may shock horror find yourself being turned down .so again best to just carry on as you are but of coarse with out the moaning or feeling the need to educate those messaging you )

Now this two step program will not guarantee you don't cross swords with a fuck wit but it should lower the odds drastically enough for you not to feel the need to teach others the correct way to go about there business after all its a free country and their choice on how to go about having fun .

In my opinion teacher you just want your fun handed to you on a plate and I'm sorry to tell you the real world doesn't work like that it never has and never will .

"

It's not just teacher who gets annoyed by these things.. Plenty of other members too

You are expelled

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If someone is totally clueless, then they may need to start at life preparatory school, learning basics like how to change from being spoon fed to feeding oneself, how to respect and greet others, how to maintain personal hygiene etc.

I often feel that some people fell into a timewarp and a major part of their growing up was missed.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I'm thinking of starting a fab school.

Teaching curriculum would include topics:

No reply is not rude

20 cock photos at various angles is not necessary

How to sent a decent message

This would be a strict school and if teacher find out about pupils being abusive or breaking the rules, they will be caned

Any other topics for fab school?

You no something teacher your not that bright there's no need to educate anyone if you take charge of your sexual needs and go on the offensive.

How do you do that teacher and those who want you to educate the fuck wits .

Well its so easy I can't believe someone in your position hasn't already thought of it.

First step you hind your profile ( now those who regularly need a ego boost I don't recommend you do this but I do recommend you stop moaning about those who feed your ego.)

Second step you go on the offensive by reading profiles and making a educated guess as to whether your compatible with the owner of said profile .you then message them .( again to those with a ego and a fragile disposition I recommended you don't do this because you may shock horror find yourself being turned down .so again best to just carry on as you are but of coarse with out the moaning or feeling the need to educate those messaging you )

Now this two step program will not guarantee you don't cross swords with a fuck wit but it should lower the odds drastically enough for you not to feel the need to teach others the correct way to go about there business after all its a free country and their choice on how to go about having fun .

In my opinion teacher you just want your fun handed to you on a plate and I'm sorry to tell you the real world doesn't work like that it never has and never will .

It's not just teacher who gets annoyed by these things.. Plenty of other members too

You are expelled "

that OK I've always been my own man never join a club that wants you join the club that hates you is my motto

Much more fun that way .

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Messaging in Fab is really clear. The official line is that no response equals no interest - whether someone thinks the recipient read it or not. If they're not interested in you, anyone or just not able to catch up on messages, then the recipient remains NOT interested in you. Put them out of your mind. Block them, if you wish.

Fab has very different rules on messages to many places. Class will teach them clearly.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

This thread is light hearted - enjoy it.

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By *espectful-GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford/Manchester/Portmarnock


"Being a diva in your profile is not charming. It's a swingers site, not a dog agility class, no-one should have to jump THAT many hoops. "

True!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being a diva in your profile is not charming. It's a swingers site, not a dog agility class, no-one should have to jump THAT many hoops.

True!"

We shall add that but with a hint of respecting personal preferences..

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Your messages sent box will drive you to the edge of sanity. Ignore it. "

Don't just ignore it. Delete sent messages so you aren't even tempted to check.

And never get so fed up with people ignoring your profile text and the message warnings due to the filters you've applied that you write a SHOUTY RANTING PROFILE instead. The ones you don't want to contact you still won't read it and you'll just put off everyone else who you might want to eventually meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just ask = not a profile "

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

If you have relationship issues, deal with them in private.

Otherwise, It makes tawdry _iewing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you have relationship issues, deal with them in private.

Otherwise, It makes tawdry _iewing "

Very relevant to the forums this morning

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Being a diva in your profile is not charming. It's a swingers site, not a dog agility class, no-one should have to jump THAT many hoops. "

hang on a minute the last time I looked this was a free country that means she has the right to be anything she wants as long as no animals or children are hurt in the process . or do you truly disagree ...?

if so why ..?

this was a tongue in cheek post I responded in kind lighten up for gods sake .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being a diva in your profile is not charming. It's a swingers site, not a dog agility class, no-one should have to jump THAT many hoops.

hang on a minute the last time I looked this was a free country that means she has the right to be anything she wants as long as no animals or children are hurt in the process . or do you truly disagree ...?

if so why ..?

this was a tongue in cheek post I responded in kind lighten up for gods sake . "

Mine was meant to be tongue in cheek, I stopped posting on the thread when the light hearted sarcasm got elbowed out by stroppy pants comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not replying to messages is not rude however not reading them is. Why seek messages if you don't read them? Filters are there to be used.

I don't think this should be taught. No one is personally invited to message another and recipients are under no obligations to respond or otherwise "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being a diva in your profile is not charming. It's a swingers site, not a dog agility class, no-one should have to jump THAT many hoops.

hang on a minute the last time I looked this was a free country that means she has the right to be anything she wants as long as no animals or children are hurt in the process . or do you truly disagree ...?

if so why ..?

this was a tongue in cheek post I responded in kind lighten up for gods sake .

Mine was meant to be tongue in cheek, I stopped posting on the thread when the light hearted sarcasm got elbowed out by stroppy pants comments "

Also, God knows who the 'she' you refer to in your knightly chivalrous manner is, but mine was a generic comment. Jeepers, so much for light hearted Sunday silliness!!

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Being a diva in your profile is not charming. It's a swingers site, not a dog agility class, no-one should have to jump THAT many hoops.

True!"

buddy you do realise I hope we live in a free county that means she can be what ever she wants in her profile or would you disagree ...?

if so why ...?

you do realise this was a good bit of creating writing by her very much tongue in cheek about a real site problem .

I did so I responded in kind and you know what she never act like a diva in her response to me she took it in good heart with a tongue in cheek response back.

come on lighten up its just a bit of fun .

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Can we add taking tongue in cheek light hearted posts way, way too seriously to the curriculum please miss OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not saying one has to respond to a message or do anything with it. I am suggesting that if someone took the trouble to write to you (and your profile requested contact from other members) then you ought to at least read it. Use the filters to prevent messages from people you don't want to hear from. "

I want messages from men but not every man on here because I will only like 2%

Is there a filter for only receiving 'lips type'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being a diva in your profile is not charming. It's a swingers site, not a dog agility class, no-one should have to jump THAT many hoops.

True!

buddy you do realise I hope we live in a free county that means she can be what ever she wants in her profile or would you disagree ...?

if so why ...?

you do realise this was a good bit of creating writing by her very much tongue in cheek about a real site problem .

I did so I responded in kind and you know what she never act like a diva in her response to me she took it in good heart with a tongue in cheek response back.

come on lighten up its just a bit of fun ."

Seriously kiddo, who on earth do you think I was having a dig at? I wasn't, it's a common moan from people that I was paraphrasing. It was a jolly jape, I haven't got a clue who you think I was sniping at.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Your messages sent box will drive you to the edge of sanity. Ignore it.

Don't just ignore it. Delete sent messages so you aren't even tempted to check.

And never get so fed up with people ignoring your profile text and the message warnings due to the filters you've applied that you write a SHOUTY RANTING PROFILE instead. The ones you don't want to contact you still won't read it and you'll just put off everyone else who you might want to eventually meet."

I love this lady - super sexy and so very wise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After all your hard work finally you might be rewarded by licking some fab pussies but no guarantees.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok ok let's get back to the fun stuff.

Next naughty next the cane

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