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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Quiet day here so a question for the group.

What's the most outrageous lie you've told In the pursuits of getting some action?

Or - what's the most outrageous lie you almost told!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might find this one will be quiet.

Who's gonna own up to lying to get a leg over, and likely ruin any chance of meeting anyone after that point

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

I've invented a camera that takes pictures of the future.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

True - I didn't realize I was asking people to fess up to the truth (that we all lie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I politely declined a man yesterday.

His reply....Jog on tramp.

He lied, does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said to a woman, I got one a foot long, She called me a fucking liar, So I said ''If you don't believe me,Take a look at my profile picture''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Went out to a dance club very d*unk and met an older lady, I was 22 at the time. If I remember correctly I lied and said that I was 25 or so. The funny thing is she lied and said she was younger than she was. We both fessed up the morning after, or during our second meet

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locus. It wasn't my fault. I swear to god!

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By *tyoursCouple
over a year ago

southampton

My wedding vows lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My wedding vows lol"

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lied about my height being 5'10" when its actually 5'9" .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I Went out to a dance club very d*unk and met an older lady, I was 22 at the time. If I remember correctly I lied and said that I was 25 or so. The funny thing is she lied and said she was younger than she was. We both fessed up the morning after, or during our second meet "

I tip my hat to you sir.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I'm a terrible liar. So don't do it.

Unfortunately I expect the same in others and am frequently disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am pretty sure in my teens/slightly younger years I lied many times to get sex but can't really remember.

I am awful liar though so I stopped trying to lie years ago now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pretty sure in my teens/slightly younger years I lied many times to get sex but can't really remember.

I am awful liar though so I stopped trying to lie years ago now."

You lied about my penis being okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i've met '5ft 10' guys who are smaller than me in heels, so they're less than 5ft 6.

also met a 5ft 10 guy who is well over 6ft but insists he is only 5ft 10.

not needed to lie to anyone to get sex fortunately. have been lied to though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pretty sure in my teens/slightly younger years I lied many times to get sex but can't really remember.

I am awful liar though so I stopped trying to lie years ago now.

You lied about my penis being okay "

Yeah but being the terrible liar I am u caught me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i've met '5ft 10' guys who are smaller than me in heels, so they're less than 5ft 6.

also met a 5ft 10 guy who is well over 6ft but insists he is only 5ft 10.

not needed to lie to anyone to get sex fortunately. have been lied to though."

When u put it like that.. I have been lied to on countless occasions about cock sizes and well I walk away but I wonder if it actually works and gets a guy laid? Any thoughts anyone?

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Been lied to by guys about their height

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pretty sure in my teens/slightly younger years I lied many times to get sex but can't really remember.

I am awful liar though so I stopped trying to lie years ago now.

You lied about my penis being okay

Yeah but being the terrible liar I am u caught me out "

Well you've made it pretty clear with the crying laugh emojee's and haha its so small spam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pretty sure in my teens/slightly younger years I lied many times to get sex but can't really remember.

I am awful liar though so I stopped trying to lie years ago now.

You lied about my penis being okay

Yeah but being the terrible liar I am u caught me out

Well you've made it pretty clear with the crying laugh emojee's and haha its so small spam "

Well if u told the truth about how big (small) it was in the first place ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pretty sure in my teens/slightly younger years I lied many times to get sex but can't really remember.

I am awful liar though so I stopped trying to lie years ago now.

You lied about my penis being okay

Yeah but being the terrible liar I am u caught me out

Well you've made it pretty clear with the crying laugh emojee's and haha its so small spam

Well if u told the truth about how big (small) it was in the first place ..."

I did warn you I'm 'average' not my fault you're a size queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We met a couple who said on their profile they'd been married 10 years. Turns out they were fuck buddies who'd only been together 5 months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pretty sure in my teens/slightly younger years I lied many times to get sex but can't really remember.

I am awful liar though so I stopped trying to lie years ago now.

You lied about my penis being okay

Yeah but being the terrible liar I am u caught me out

Well you've made it pretty clear with the crying laugh emojee's and haha its so small spam

Well if u told the truth about how big (small) it was in the first place ...

I did warn you I'm 'average' not my fault you're a size queen "

If that's what u call average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i've met '5ft 10' guys who are smaller than me in heels, so they're less than 5ft 6.

also met a 5ft 10 guy who is well over 6ft but insists he is only 5ft 10.

not needed to lie to anyone to get sex fortunately. have been lied to though.

When u put it like that.. I have been lied to on countless occasions about cock sizes and well I walk away but I wonder if it actually works and gets a guy laid? Any thoughts anyone? "

i haven't fucked anyone with a small dick, one didn;t even lie about it i just forgot to look at his pics. have let them make me cum though.

no mini men got a fuck either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i've met '5ft 10' guys who are smaller than me in heels, so they're less than 5ft 6.

also met a 5ft 10 guy who is well over 6ft but insists he is only 5ft 10.

not needed to lie to anyone to get sex fortunately. have been lied to though.

When u put it like that.. I have been lied to on countless occasions about cock sizes and well I walk away but I wonder if it actually works and gets a guy laid? Any thoughts anyone?

i haven't fucked anyone with a small dick, one didn;t even lie about it i just forgot to look at his pics. have let them make me cum though.

no mini men got a fuck either."

Sorry I laughed a bit at this

Can I ask, did it get taken the wrong way when u said it was too small?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"no mini men got a fuck either."

Liar - Queen

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU7rqB9E_0M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i've met '5ft 10' guys who are smaller than me in heels, so they're less than 5ft 6.

also met a 5ft 10 guy who is well over 6ft but insists he is only 5ft 10.

not needed to lie to anyone to get sex fortunately. have been lied to though.

When u put it like that.. I have been lied to on countless occasions about cock sizes and well I walk away but I wonder if it actually works and gets a guy laid? Any thoughts anyone?

i haven't fucked anyone with a small dick, one didn;t even lie about it i just forgot to look at his pics. have let them make me cum though.

no mini men got a fuck either.

Sorry I laughed a bit at this

Can I ask, did it get taken the wrong way when u said it was too small? "

never had to tell a guy yet that he was too small. i know how to steer the action so he doesn't get a fuck off me or to outright tell him we are not fucking.

i think most guys don't even care so long as they get to have some fun.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"It'll only get that big if you suck it..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told a girl I loved her just so she'd shag me when I was younger. It was a complete lie.

I then told my mates I took longer than 10mins.....this lying thing just goes on and on!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I enjoy getting the 1 line or 1 word messages, I never feel the need to block them at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i've met '5ft 10' guys who are smaller than me in heels, so they're less than 5ft 6.

also met a 5ft 10 guy who is well over 6ft but insists he is only 5ft 10.

not needed to lie to anyone to get sex fortunately. have been lied to though.

When u put it like that.. I have been lied to on countless occasions about cock sizes and well I walk away but I wonder if it actually works and gets a guy laid? Any thoughts anyone?

i haven't fucked anyone with a small dick, one didn;t even lie about it i just forgot to look at his pics. have let them make me cum though.

no mini men got a fuck either.

Sorry I laughed a bit at this

Can I ask, did it get taken the wrong way when u said it was too small?

never had to tell a guy yet that he was too small. i know how to steer the action so he doesn't get a fuck off me or to outright tell him we are not fucking.

i think most guys don't even care so long as they get to have some fun."

I'll have to try and get a meet with you - Just to see if my past lovers were lying to me about my size lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh..certain outrageous lies are funny like what you do or have done..I've had a guy I worked with in a busy bar see footage of a nightclub brawl the same owner ran and think I was the bouncer chinning everyone..he tells people he's seen me in action and watch the fuck out..i CBA saying it's not me but the mma fighter that was there at the time lol

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"I've never done....THAT....before"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I've never done....THAT....before""

Defo a lie I ve used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've invented a camera that takes pictures of the future. "

That is completely true I've seen the pictures

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