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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

..... You're lying on the bed pondering which would be better - a 'young' mmmf with Liam, Merryteaser and lucasstrader - or a more mature mmmf with Mr polar bear, g3orgie and Rgluke?

It's a tough decision - and I'm taking my time over it!

So my lovelies - how do you know when it's been too long? Or if you're feeling brave/daft enough - what would your fantasy group be?

I also have a few fantasy groups in my head with couple/s too - but that's another story!

Peachy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have a shower and notice dust, cobwebs and a "closed down" sign where your beaver should be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you have a shower and notice dust, cobwebs and a "closed down" sign where your beaver should be

That just made me giggle out loud!

I feel your pain sister!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your condom collection has expired

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

when you're over the age of 30 and have wet dreams

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When your condom collection has expired

Aw! Get to the gum clinic - they give you a nice selection in coloured paper bags! The chocolate one never tastes like chocolate though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"when you're over the age of 30 and have wet dreams

I have similar - dream of sex when it's been too long!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start looking through your phone contacts for Women you said you would never meet/call again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you start looking through your phone contacts for Women you said you would never meet/call again

I'll expect a call this evening then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they give you a nice selection in coloured paper bags"

Well I have been told I have a big one but paper bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You calling me old Miss P??!!?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

When I get really stroppy and/or huffy for no reason. This usually coincides with when the regular squeeze is off working in another part of the world do I can only extrapolate that it's entirely due to lack of him (and the resulting sex).

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By *rotiquexxxMan
over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

When you wonder if you'll ever have sex again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are trying to remember so you can post on the 'When Did You Last Have Sex Thread?' and it's full before you can remember that far back

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"When you have a shower and notice dust, cobwebs and a "closed down" sign where your beaver should be

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

When Netflix and chill means you are actually watching Netflix and relaxing ....what's worse is your content with that lol

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By *picychapMan
over a year ago

Romford

When you start to reconsider about people who want you but you previously didn't think it was a good idea to sleep with them. For example, a married female friend, your ex, your work colleague or your neighbour.

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By *picychapMan
over a year ago

Romford

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You calling me old Miss P??!!?

Noooo - mature!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you are trying to remember so you can post on the 'When Did You Last Have Sex Thread?' and it's full before you can remember that far back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had so much sex this weekend the thought of sex right now is wearing me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the hint of a curvy bum gets you posting in Peachy's thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember what it's like to go a long time without sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this sex thing you speak of?

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

.....You dig out the Betamax video you recorded it on.

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By *ason_silverMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

when you read a

"You know it's been too long since you had sex when ......" forum

and think - that's a perfectly valid question - maybe these people can tell me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your non swinger friend apparently had a threesome last night and sends you a photo of 2 girls asleep in his bed (fully covered btw) so you're inclined to believe him and you don't even remember how to spell sux

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

When out food shopping and you spend far too long to choose a cucumber

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had so much sex this weekend the thought of sex right now is wearing me out

HATE

YOU

MUCH

RIGHT

NOW!!

How very dare you be getting regular sex when I'm not??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When out food shopping and you spend far too long to choose a cucumber "

Courgettes are better! - ribbed for extra pleasure!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"When out food shopping and you spend far too long to choose a cucumber

Courgettes are better! - ribbed for extra pleasure!

Some squashes.. Marrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to be the opposite of most people posting here ... I know its been too long when im not that fussed about sex

If i dont get it i can totally go without ... But once i start having sex again i remember im one of these the more you get the nore you want people and its literally all i think about

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

When you look through the tv guide, see a program called "loose women" and then get let down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had so much sex this weekend the thought of sex right now is wearing me out

HATE

YOU

MUCH

RIGHT

NOW!!

How very dare you be getting regular sex when I'm not??

I deserve it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seem to be the opposite of most people posting here ... I know its been too long when im not that fussed about sex

If i dont get it i can totally go without ... But once i start having sex again i remember im one of these the more you get the nore you want people and its literally all i think about

Yup, exactly the same here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At what point does merry stop being young? Because he is getting on abit now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At what point does merry stop being young? Because he is getting on abit now

I'm 47 - trust me - he's young!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the till person at the local sex shop not only recognises you, but knows you by name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you finally do get a meet you have to use garden shears to trim your bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had so much sex this weekend the thought of sex right now is wearing me out

Any fooking need for that (sob sob) my vibrators actually giving up the ghost with me and Google don't even need predictive text for my porn preference pfffft all you people getting it regular, il just go sit in the corner and sulk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went without it for a year before coming back on here and it was ok I guess. But now I just want it all the time, If I get it I want it more and more and MORE,,, not one man I've met can satisfy me sexually

(as in I want it ALOT)

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I had so much sex this weekend the thought of sex right now is wearing me out

I hear ya....I actually have fanny ache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know it's been too long since you had sex when you have finished having a P and give it a shake your eyes roll to the back of your head and you let out a little moan

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

When the wind blows and you get a boner

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I had so much sex this weekend the thought of sex right now is wearing me out

I hear ya....I actually have fanny ache

What I would give to say those words

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I've not been bothered by lack of sex lately but suddenly my mojo has popped up like one of those meerkats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When walking about with a permanent erection and u hope for a girl to see it smile and drag u off somwhere to devour it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can count it in years...

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I had so much sex this weekend the thought of sex right now is wearing me out

I hear ya....I actually have fanny ache

What I would give to say those words

I was a bad girl this weekend......very bad girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had so much sex this weekend the thought of sex right now is wearing me out

I hear ya....I actually have fanny ache

What I would give to say those words

I was a bad girl this weekend......very bad girl

Thats what I need a bad girl to ride me like a grand national winner lol

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

When you can't find the key to the dungeon door?

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By *i fem huntersCouple
over a year ago

london

When you develop rust??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had so much sex this weekend the thought of sex right now is wearing me out

And my inner thighs are aching

Me too

Alas not with ejay

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

When you peruse a peachy thread just so you can keep looking at her bum even though you've only had two days of abstinence due to being busy & tired..

S&H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you consider sex will be cheating on your right hand

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"..... You're lying on the bed pondering which would be better - a 'young' mmmf with Liam, Merryteaser and lucasstrader - or a more mature mmmf with Mr polar bear, g3orgie and Rgluke?

It's a tough decision - and I'm taking my time over it!

So my lovelies - how do you know when it's been too long? Or if you're feeling brave/daft enough - what would your fantasy group be?

I also have a few fantasy groups in my head with couple/s too - but that's another story!

Peachy

xxx"

Oh now- that is a tough decision!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you forget who ties up who

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

When you go on a cruise with all the family

Sigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been way to long when I can turn the most innocent of kik messages into an innuendo / euphemism

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's been way to long when I can turn the most innocent of kik messages into an innuendo / euphemism

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you consider sex will be cheating on your right hand"

I'm beginning to feel like this about Roger Rabbit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on.... Mature?... Moi?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you consider sex will be cheating on your right hand

I'm beginning to feel like this about Roger Rabbit!

Well he does have skills we don't have

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hang on.... Mature?... Moi?!

Yeah - although recent conversations have lead me to reevaluate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start to consider chatting up the till staff at morrisons!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you start to consider chatting up the till staff at morrisons! "

More reasons to shop at morrisons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on.... Mature?... Moi?!

Yeah - although recent conversations have lead me to reevaluate!

I'm young at heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have a shower and notice dust, cobwebs and a "closed down" sign where your beaver should be

That just made me giggle out loud!

I feel your pain sister!

Peach you are either telling fibs or you are a recluse...

If not then you must live in a neighbourhood where all the men are either blind or retarded or both.

How can the most attractive woman who ever put finger to keyboard on this site ever have a moment when she is not being propositioned?

I would happily give myself to yoy now, again and anytime...I suspect this is wishful thinking though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you start to consider chatting up the till staff at morrisons!

More reasons to shop at morrisons!

Wonder if they'll let me swipe my more card!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you have a shower and notice dust, cobwebs and a "closed down" sign where your beaver should be

That just made me giggle out loud!

I feel your pain sister!

Peach you are either telling fibs or you are a recluse...

If not then you must live in a neighbourhood where all the men are either blind or retarded or both.

How can the most attractive woman who ever put finger to keyboard on this site ever have a moment when she is not being propositioned?

I would happily give myself to yoy now, again and anytime...I suspect this is wishful thinking though "

Though I'd dispute the 'most attractive woman' blurb (I have mirrors!) there are three words to explain why thousands of loving parents are currently born again virgins - 'School summer holidays!'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hang on.... Mature?... Moi?!

Yeah - although recent conversations have lead me to reevaluate!

I'm young at heart

It's not your heart I'm interested in at present!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you start to consider chatting up the till staff at morrisons!

More reasons to shop at morrisons!

Wonder if they'll let me swipe my more card! "

Where would you propose to insert it? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you start to consider chatting up the till staff at morrisons!

More reasons to shop at morrisons!

Wonder if they'll let me swipe my more card!

Where would you propose to insert it? X"

At the moment, where ever they want me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have a shower and notice dust, cobwebs and a "closed down" sign where your beaver should be

That just made me giggle out loud!

I feel your pain sister!

Peach you are either telling fibs or you are a recluse...

If not then you must live in a neighbourhood where all the men are either blind or retarded or both.

How can the most attractive woman who ever put finger to keyboard on this site ever have a moment when she is not being propositioned?

I would happily give myself to yoy now, again and anytime...I suspect this is wishful thinking though

Though I'd dispute the 'most attractive woman' blurb (I have mirrors!) there are three words to explain why thousands of loving parents are currently born again virgins - 'School summer holidays!'

And as someone who lives in Peaches neighbourhood, I'm neither blind nor retarded, just don't fit her preferences!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you meet a woman you didn't think you fancied and you suddenly realise your cock's straining to find the neighbouring postcode! Visibly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or when you meet a lady and all of a sudden it looks like you've got Steve Martin's nose growing full-length in your trousers - towards her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the friction burns on your cock/pussy have cooled down....!?

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By *indingDeemoMan
over a year ago

Manchester

When you wank alot but a really couldn't give 10 shits about sex.

My sex drive has gone from 100 to 0 real quick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your mum's just turned up to take the kids out for the afternoon - and the first thing you think of is 'oh great, I can shop/clean up in peace!'

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