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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I watched the film donkey punch the other night and I finally got a girl round my gaff

(thx steve the vet for the ket! owe you one bro). well anyways mid session i decided to bring into play the ancient and long feared donkey punch. All went well but when she went to leave she walked 5 paces and fell down :? help

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Ok then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I watched the film donkey punch the other night and I finally got a girl round my gaff

(thx steve the vet for the ket! owe you one bro). well anyways mid session i decided to bring into play the ancient and long feared donkey punch. All went well but when she went to leave she walked 5 paces and fell down :? help"

Wtf??? really that doesn't even work. It's just some thing fictional.

As for the ketamine

Think someone is going to find any normal person on here is gonna be blocking them!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I watched the film donkey punch the other night and I finally got a girl round my gaff

(thx steve the vet for the ket! owe you one bro). well anyways mid session i decided to bring into play the ancient and long feared donkey punch. All went well but when she went to leave she walked 5 paces and fell down :? help"

Sighs Its a cross between 2 films! Donkey punch and something i watched by some bloke called tarrantino or other. Just trying to be jovial a s apparently thats what the women like on here rather than pics of my big cock and what they could be riding up and down on all night! so I get the hint and have read the comment s by you guys and gals and tvs. Here's what I have deducted what you want/need. Girls. BBC/ Or Bi Fem Or Bulls! A man thats not too pushy but dominent but a gentleman that can take control but buys flowers and is submissive but confident and knows what a women needs but knows what a women think she needs! (couples) Easy lets face it the bloke dont actually want to see someone banging and hanging out the back of his missus but if he doesnt agree there will be no one to wash his clothes and cook dinner! (men) Pussy/arse or whatevers wet really! (Tv's) well it seems like it would be me

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Did you take some of the 'key' yourself, and is it hallucinogenic?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Ket, not fucking key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I watched the film donkey punch the other night and I finally got a girl round my gaff

(thx steve the vet for the ket! owe you one bro). well anyways mid session i decided to bring into play the ancient and long feared donkey punch. All went well but when she went to leave she walked 5 paces and fell down :? help

Sighs Its a cross between 2 films! Donkey punch and something i watched by some bloke called tarrantino or other. Just trying to be jovial a s apparently thats what the women like on here rather than pics of my big cock and what they could be riding up and down on all night! so I get the hint and have read the comment s by you guys and gals and tvs. Here's what I have deducted what you want/need. Girls. BBC/ Or Bi Fem Or Bulls! A man thats not too pushy but dominent but a gentleman that can take control but buys flowers and is submissive but confident and knows what a women needs but knows what a women think she needs! (couples) Easy lets face it the bloke dont actually want to see someone banging and hanging out the back of his missus but if he doesnt agree there will be no one to wash his clothes and cook dinner! (men) Pussy/arse or whatevers wet really! (Tv's) well it seems like it would be me "

Come again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found the original post ammusing i have a dark sence of humour but didnt understand much of this

I however love seeing my mrs taken by another guy and screaming in pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popcorn and feet up for this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/08/16 12:58:13]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you take some of the 'key' yourself, and is it hallucinogenic?"

If he had he wouldn't be posting on here, tell you that for nowt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made up story for attention...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found the original post ammusing i have a dark sence of humour but didnt understand much of this

I however love seeing my mrs taken by another guy and screaming in pleasure "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

And then you went to Band Camp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, congratulations on not focusing on the size of your cock.

May have been a bit ambitious to post about an interest in drugs, kidnap, rape, and assult on a swinging site... not sure but I think that may possibly limit the number of hot lists you get on

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Wheres the moderator ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only one who assumed the original post was a joke?!

Perhaps I'm wrong but I don't think so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who assumed the original post was a joke?!

Perhaps I'm wrong but I don't think so. "

You didn't consider my reply to be jocular then ;-( knew my sense of humour was wasted on you lot...

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

So did she know you planned to give her drugs and physically assault her or did it all come as a nasty surprise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I watched the film donkey punch the other night and I finally got a girl round my gaff

(thx steve the vet for the ket! owe you one bro). well anyways mid session i decided to bring into play the ancient and long feared donkey punch. All went well but when she went to leave she walked 5 paces and fell down :? help

Sighs Its a cross between 2 films! Donkey punch and something i watched by some bloke called tarrantino or other. Just trying to be jovial a s apparently thats what the women like on here rather than pics of my big cock and what they could be riding up and down on all night! so I get the hint and have read the comment s by you guys and gals and tvs. Here's what I have deducted what you want/need. Girls. BBC/ Or Bi Fem Or Bulls! A man thats not too pushy but dominent but a gentleman that can take control but buys flowers and is submissive but confident and knows what a women needs but knows what a women think she needs! (couples) Easy lets face it the bloke dont actually want to see someone banging and hanging out the back of his missus but if he doesnt agree there will be no one to wash his clothes and cook dinner! (men) Pussy/arse or whatevers wet really! (Tv's) well it seems like it would be me "

Yeah yeah I'd much rather a guy tell me a story of how he drugged a woman before punching her in the head than sending me pics of his cock

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