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By *hoenixandflames OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stockport

So... Here's an interesting one, we may be moving house soon (all being well) and the new house is certainly a fixer upper...

Would tradesmen *actually* give a discount for sexual favours?

I'd certainly be happy to negotiate a hotwife discount

Or, if he's that way inclined, help a guy out

But is this more fantasy? Or is it reality?

Or is it merely a cheeky bonus for the tradie, than a discount for the customer?

Cheers

Flames

(Who's mind drifted off elsewhere a bit too long last night whilst thinking about tradies and his hotwife...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's very likely lol

I fix caravans and motor homes and sometimes have naughty fun at work but only for small jobs nothing bank breaking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a joke? X

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm sure some would, enough tradesmen say as much in the forum.

Not my cup of tea though and what would happen if the work wasn't up to standard or they disagreed about a fair "price"?

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By *avewestcumbriaMan
over a year ago

Whitehaven

Wouldn't that almost be classed as prostituting yourself as a tradesman?

I'm a spark, and although I would do work for free/mates rates for someone I'm already playing with, I wouldn't give my own wage away for someone I've just met for a quick bj.

I would happily consider the tradesman fantasy without financial incentives though. Lol.

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By *unguy151Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

Ive done it one time when repairing computers. She got the repair for free lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldn't that almost be classed as prostituting yourself as a tradesman?

I'm a spark, and although I would do work for free/mates rates for someone I'm already playing with, I wouldn't give my own wage away for someone I've just met for a quick bj.

I would happily consider the tradesman fantasy without financial incentives though. Lol."

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By *hoenixandflames OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stockport


"Is this a joke? X"

How so?

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By *hoenixandflames OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stockport


"I'm sure some would, enough tradesmen say as much in the forum.

Not my cup of tea though and what would happen if the work wasn't up to standard or they disagreed about a fair "price"?"

If they were a shit tradie, then Phoenix would shred them, not shag them...

She's no fool when it comes to DIY.

Unlike me, who has all the gear, and no idea!

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By *hoenixandflames OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stockport


"Wouldn't that almost be classed as prostituting yourself as a tradesman?

I'm a spark, and although I would do work for free/mates rates for someone I'm already playing with, I wouldn't give my own wage away for someone I've just met for a quick bj.

I would happily consider the tradesman fantasy without financial incentives though. Lol."

Not expecting the works done for free...

Fair days work for a fair days pay.

But it's always the negotiation on the "extras" or the "second fixes" lol.

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By *herryhott1Man
over a year ago

Cork

Hi guys hot idea but for something that important its usually better to go above board on all of it for unforseen circumstances down the road (invoices for insurance & warranty, etc)...think of it as delayed gratification!

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By *arney n BettyCouple
over a year ago

merseyside


"Wouldn't that almost be classed as prostituting yourself as a tradesman?

I'm a spark, and although I would do work for free/mates rates for someone I'm already playing with, I wouldn't give my own wage away for someone I've just met for a quick bj.

I would happily consider the tradesman fantasy without financial incentives though. Lol.

Not expecting the works done for free...

Fair days work for a fair days pay.

But it's always the negotiation on the "extras" or the "second fixes" lol.

"

I've done it a couple of times in my younger days. I didn't do it any cheaper but where I could save them a few quid then I did. Also I went the extra mile with the quality, so even though you might not get it cheaper initially, you may do in the long run and get a better quality job to boot ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a joke? X

How so?"

That you are going to ask tradesman for a discount to have sex with your wife and yourself.....just think of you sitting with a painter with a pen and paper saying right walls painted for a blow job...doors done for full sex....walls plastered for anal x

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By *orn KinkyTV/TS
over a year ago

cardiff

I probably would, but I'd put the prices up first. This is what I do when someone immediately asks for a cash discount before they have the quote. Raise quote by 10%, knock it off again for a cash deal. Everyone wins haha.

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By *hoenixandflames OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stockport


"Is this a joke? X

How so?

That you are going to ask tradesman for a discount to have sex with your wife and yourself.....just think of you sitting with a painter with a pen and paper saying right walls painted for a blow job...doors done for full sex....walls plastered for anal x"

Sadly the plasterer I know isn't Bi (as far as I know), so anal's off the cards for Phoenix, but I'm good

I'm not asking for, nor expecting freebies.

But if the tradie wanted to do a pro rata arrangement!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I probably would, but I'd put the prices up first. This is what I do when someone immediately asks for a cash discount before they have the quote. Raise quote by 10%, knock it off again for a cash deal. Everyone wins haha. "
They must be thick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly, I can't pay the bills with hot sex from horny housewives so I'd have to stick to cash n cards.

If they still want a shag after paying me......................

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By *orn KinkyTV/TS
over a year ago

cardiff


"I probably would, but I'd put the prices up first. This is what I do when someone immediately asks for a cash discount before they have the quote. Raise quote by 10%, knock it off again for a cash deal. Everyone wins haha. They must be thick "

It happens a lot, so there's clearly a lot of thick people out there. (The cash deal thing, not the sexual discount thing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a good idea mate and why not . But already you can see the tight fuckers who want sex for fuck all . Prostituting them selves they don't have to give the lad a hand for nowt see us Geordies all stick together and help each other out if my mate fixes the washer I let our lass give him a blow job but if he does work on the roof well that's a good shagging lol hope this helps Jimmy the geordie

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By *obert RichardsMan
over a year ago

Surrey


"So... Here's an interesting one, we may be moving house soon (all being well) and the new house is certainly a fixer upper...

Would tradesmen *actually* give a discount for sexual favours?

I'd certainly be happy to negotiate a hotwife discount

Or, if he's that way inclined, help a guy out

But is this more fantasy? Or is it reality?

Or is it merely a cheeky bonus for the tradie, than a discount for the customer?

Cheers

Flames

(Who's mind drifted off elsewhere a bit too long last night whilst thinking about tradies and his hotwife...)"

As I'm in the building trade I know it happens.

Sometimes I get a blow job or full sex but it is never as payment. Usually it is bored housewives who enjoy attention and then they ask me to come back to do more work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a joke? X

How so?

That you are going to ask tradesman for a discount to have sex with your wife and yourself.....just think of you sitting with a painter with a pen and paper saying right walls painted for a blow job...doors done for full sex....walls plastered for anal x

Sadly the plasterer I know isn't Bi (as far as I know), so anal's off the cards for Phoenix, but I'm good

I'm not asking for, nor expecting freebies.

But if the tradie wanted to do a pro rata arrangement!

"

So it's not a joke then....you are actually asking for a discount for sex with you and your wife x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a good idea mate and why not . But already you can see the tight fuckers who want sex for fuck all . Prostituting them selves they don't have to give the lad a hand for nowt see us Geordies all stick together and help each other out if my mate fixes the washer I let our lass give him a blow job but if he does work on the roof well that's a good shagging lol hope this helps Jimmy the geordie"

Does he get anal for fixing your car?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I probably would, but I'd put the prices up first. This is what I do when someone immediately asks for a cash discount before they have the quote. Raise quote by 10%, knock it off again for a cash deal. Everyone wins haha. They must be thick

It happens a lot, so there's clearly a lot of thick people out there. (The cash deal thing, not the sexual discount thing)"

That strikes me as dishonest if you take the cash and don't declare the income.

It's just making extra money out of customers by deceit.

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

If B was going to fuck a tradesman who worked for us it would be counted as his tip rather than payment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If B was going to fuck a tradesman who worked for us it would be counted as his tip rather than payment."

I think he'd expect to get more than just his tip in

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By *orn KinkyTV/TS
over a year ago

cardiff


"I probably would, but I'd put the prices up first. This is what I do when someone immediately asks for a cash discount before they have the quote. Raise quote by 10%, knock it off again for a cash deal. Everyone wins haha. They must be thick

It happens a lot, so there's clearly a lot of thick people out there. (The cash deal thing, not the sexual discount thing)

That strikes me as dishonest if you take the cash and don't declare the income.

It's just making extra money out of customers by deceit."

Who said I don't declare it? The vast majority of cash I take goes in the bank, as that's how all the bills / wages get paid. And it's not extra money, it's what I would have quoted in the first place. If the customer is happy thinking they've got a discount then that's a positive thing no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a photo whore, not a professional whore! Also, I'd be broke in no time! You can't pay your leccy and gas bills with sexual favours

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By *oy man 2Man
over a year ago

g

would a mechanic be classed as a trademan ? i would not mind a service for a service

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

In my experience tradesmen are very much more money orientated than sex orientated! Its hard work just getting a quote these days!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my experience tradesmen are very much more money orientated than sex orientated! Its hard work just getting a quote these days!! "

Ditto. You should see what London plumbers make!!

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By *hoenixandflames OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stockport


"In my experience tradesmen are very much more money orientated than sex orientated! Its hard work just getting a quote these days!! "

Not kidding as we desperately need guttering work doing and can't find a recommended tradie to quote , and that's for cash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a tradesman....but I do deal with customers in their own homes....and yes! I have!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a tradesman....but I do deal with customers in their own homes....and yes! I have!"

For what % discount?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must look for a caravan mechanic when my tourer next needs some work!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I probably would, but I'd put the prices up first. This is what I do when someone immediately asks for a cash discount before they have the quote. Raise quote by 10%, knock it off again for a cash deal. Everyone wins haha. They must be thick

It happens a lot, so there's clearly a lot of thick people out there. (The cash deal thing, not the sexual discount thing)

That strikes me as dishonest if you take the cash and don't declare the income.

It's just making extra money out of customers by deceit.

Who said I don't declare it? The vast majority of cash I take goes in the bank, as that's how all the bills / wages get paid. And it's not extra money, it's what I would have quoted in the first place. If the customer is happy thinking they've got a discount then that's a positive thing no?"

I said "if" you don't declare it. That is the point of asking for a discount for cash after all.

You could potentially get yourself into trouble agreeing to a discount for cash with the wrong person because it looks as though you're accepting cash and not declaring part of your income.

Letting someone think they have a discount when they haven't is deceitful. Whether that's a bad thing is down to individual opinion and morals.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

If people want to do this it's their choice but I always think it's an unequal exchange. The person giving the sexual fabour is getting the work done and the pleasure from the sex.

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington


"Is this a joke? X

How so?

That you are going to ask tradesman for a discount to have sex with your wife and yourself.....just think of you sitting with a painter with a pen and paper saying right walls painted for a blow job...doors done for full sex....walls plastered for anal x"

.

He may get his backdoor whitewashed

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By *hoenixandflames OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stockport


"

He may get his backdoor whitewashed "

I'd be gay for pay. Or discount.

If I could trade my IT skills I would!

;-)

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By *ust banterMan
over a year ago

bradford

I'm a joiner & plasterer by trade if your looking for anyone

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By *hoenixandflames OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stockport


"I'm a joiner & plasterer by trade if your looking for anyone "

We'll let you know when we need the trades...

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By *oy man 2Man
over a year ago

g

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales


"So... Here's an interesting one, we may be moving house soon (all being well) and the new house is certainly a fixer upper...

Would tradesmen *actually* give a discount for sexual favours?

I'd certainly be happy to negotiate a hotwife discount

Or, if he's that way inclined, help a guy out

But is this more fantasy? Or is it reality?

Or is it merely a cheeky bonus for the tradie, than a discount for the customer?

Cheers

Flames

(Who's mind drifted off elsewhere a bit too long last night whilst thinking about tradies and his hotwife...)"

I'll look forward to watching it on Cowboy Builders!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a joiner & plasterer by trade if your looking for anyone "

i need 2 doors fitted but not for sex how much you charge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a joiner & plasterer by trade if your looking for anyone

i need 2 doors fitted but not for sex how much you charge "

I'm a joiner too.... £30 per door cash but can negotiate if your good with the cups of tea and bacon butties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a joiner & plasterer by trade if your looking for anyone

i need 2 doors fitted but not for sex how much you charge "

I'm a joiner too.... £30 per door cash but can negotiate if your good with the cups of tea and bacon butties

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By *ongue in groveMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I hang internal doors for £25 each and external doors for £40 each.

I'm in York 21st to 24th October if any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hang internal doors for £25 each and external doors for £40 each.

I'm in York 21st to 24th October if any good? "

yes internal but need the frame fitting as well but not the back casings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£30 an hour I charge, if you want to negotiate a sexual favour with that. It's £60 per hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£30 an hour I charge, if you want to negotiate a sexual favour with that. It's £60 per hour. "

lol

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

I'd be inclined to wait until they'd finish the work before you jump on them or you'll have wonky shelves...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a part time gardener and I'd certainly trim her bush if she promised to unblock my hose? If she wants her rose garden attending to she better be tickling my rockery!!! Available now as it happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Part time bi gardener here in the North East!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be inclined to wait until they'd finish the work before you jump on them or you'll have wonky shelves..."

Or doors that won't shut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I get the "any sort of discount" with a wink and a lip bite but never gone for it with them being regular customers, (mechanic)

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

As a former tradesmen you wouldn't be getting any discount from me i got bills to pay! but if the wife wants to blow me as a bonus for my work i wouldn't say no either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be pretty offended!

Work is work....

Sex is sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a former tradesmen you wouldn't be getting any discount from me i got bills to pay! but if the wife wants to blow me as a bonus for my work i wouldn't say no either "
Amen to that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was doing plumbing I'd never even go there.

Reputation is everything and a quick shag or a blowie it's worth it.

And if I did go there....id still charge you full price afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was doing plumbing I'd never even go there.

Reputation is everything and a quick shag or a blowie it's worth it.

And if I did go there....id still charge you full price afterwards "

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Not one joke about entering through the tradesmens entrance..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a semi retired plumber and carpenter with a little bit of spare time on my hands. Yeah I would cum in the trademans entrance if I could not get in the front door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had sex with the electric meter man lol

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By *arrasicMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Anyone want there grass cut

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By *tickyfingers.24Man
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell


"I'm sure some would, enough tradesmen say as much in the forum.

Not my cup of tea though and what would happen if the work wasn't up to standard or they disagreed about a fair "price"?

If they were a shit tradie, then Phoenix would shred them, not shag them...

She's no fool when it comes to DIY.

Unlike me, who has all the gear, and no idea!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a gardener,if you ever need your bush trimming????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a sparks I can't say I would do it at a huge discount but you could loose profit on materials and just do it for labour costs if it was mutual fun and enjoyment not so much this is just because your doing us a job.

I have moved away from houses now and do more commercial and industrial works but when I did housing contracts before it's something that just never happens. Had a few good conversations with people but sadly the fantasy is almost always just that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a semi retired plumber and carpenter with a little bit of spare time on my hands. Yeah I would cum in the trademans entrance if I could not get in the front door. "
You cannot be both a carpenter and a plumber!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So... Here's an interesting one, we may be moving house soon (all being well) and the new house is certainly a fixer upper...

Would tradesmen *actually* give a discount for sexual favours?

I'd certainly be happy to negotiate a hotwife discount

Or, if he's that way inclined, help a guy out

But is this more fantasy? Or is it reality?

Or is it merely a cheeky bonus for the tradie, than a discount for the customer?

Cheers

Flames

(Who's mind drifted off elsewhere a bit too long last night whilst thinking about tradies and his hotwife...)"

This has to be the utmost in bad taste? Its the same as paying for sex.

This is a nut job of a site!

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By *hoenixandflames OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stockport


"

This has to be the utmost in bad taste? Its the same as paying for sex.

This is a nut job of a site!"

LOL - You are far too serious for fun.

Time to delete your account and become UNLOS.

Bye!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"I'm sure some would, enough tradesmen say as much in the forum.

Not my cup of tea though and what would happen if the work wasn't up to standard or they disagreed about a fair "price"?"

Report them to cowboy builders? Lol..just hope it doesn't come up that you still actually haven't paid with actual cash

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Im a gardener,if you ever need your bush trimming????"

Haha..classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a trades man of nearly 30 years never happened to me ,but will to look at your plumbing ladies lol

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I had a plumber over to fix a drip....ended up causing a flood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

This has to be the utmost in bad taste? Its the same as paying for sex.

This is a nut job of a site!

LOL - You are far too serious for fun.

Time to delete your account and become UNLOS.

Bye!

"

May just do that..........but it is still bad taste to procure work for sex!

So last year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

This has to be the utmost in bad taste? Its the same as paying for sex.

This is a nut job of a site!

LOL - You are far too serious for fun.

Time to delete your account and become UNLOS.

Bye!

"

He may be "too serious" but his first statement is correct..OP is saving he'll pimp his wife out for "monetary gain", and that's prostitution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a gardener and nobody has ever offered me sex as payment!

Nell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is this a roleplay fantasy question

fantasy wise sign a disclaimer to all recordings for hidden cams id fit

lol do all your wiring

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By *hoenixandflames OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stockport


"

He may be "too serious" but his first statement is correct..OP is saving he'll pimp his wife out for "monetary gain", and that's prostitution."

Jeez, you are a bunch of fun as well... Not...

"But is this more fantasy? Or is it reality? "

It's not exactly cash exchanging hands is it?

LOL

Like women don't flash boob for discounts and favours all the bloody time! lol

Flames

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London


"I'm a semi retired plumber and carpenter with a little bit of spare time on my hands. Yeah I would cum in the trademans entrance if I could not get in the front door. You cannot be both a carpenter and a plumber!"

why not???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wouldn't be something I'd ever do. I prefer to pay for any work I have done and not prostitute myself to get a new boiler fitted etc.

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

Must admit I would love too, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a semi retired plumber and carpenter with a little bit of spare time on my hands. Yeah I would cum in the trademans entrance if I could not get in the front door. You cannot be both a carpenter and a plumber!

why not??? "

Because to be a trades person you have to have served a period of training I did a four apprenticeship in Carpentry and Joinery. Horses for courses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a in the front door. You cannot be both a carpenter and a plumber!

why not???

Because to be a trades person you have to have served a period of training I did a four apprenticeship in Carpentry and Joinery. Horses for courses."

Rubbish. I know a plaster - no training, and SHE can wipe the floor with any 'trained' wall skimmer. Including me, who attended s period of trying. .

experience speaks volumes in the trade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a in the front door. You cannot be both a carpenter and a plumber!

why not???

Because to be a trades person you have to have served a period of training I did a four apprenticeship in Carpentry and Joinery. Horses for courses.

Rubbish. I know a plaster - no training, and SHE can wipe the floor with any 'trained' wall skimmer. Including me, who attended s period of trying. .

experience speaks volumes in the trade. "
Drywalling finish is not plastering its filling holes and sanding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a tradesman....but I do deal with customers in their own homes....and yes! I have!

For what % discount? "

I didn't......to be fair she came on to me after the deal was sorted. I introduced her to fab. We were FB for a few months...she met a guy at one of my parties. They are now married and on here as a couple. We are still friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

He may be "too serious" but his first statement is correct..OP is saving he'll pimp his wife out for "monetary gain", and that's prostitution.

Jeez, you are a bunch of fun as well... Not...

"But is this more fantasy? Or is it reality? "

It's not exactly cash exchanging hands is it?

LOL

Like women don't flash boob for discounts and favours all the bloody time! lol

Flames"

Eh no. ....anyone who flashes their boobs for discount has a want about them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a in the front door. You cannot be both a carpenter and a plumber!

why not???

Because to be a trades person you have to have served a period of training I did a four apprenticeship in Carpentry and Joinery. Horses for courses.

Rubbish. I know a plaster - no training, and SHE can wipe the floor with any 'trained' wall skimmer. Including me, who attended s period of trying. .

experience speaks volumes in the trade. "

Skimming is an art, in my trade you are shit out of luck without any training, can't touch a thing. My job is all about experience but along with that you need to be trained. You can't just rock up to a job as the big cheese unless you've had any training, without training you know diddly. I'm not necessarily talking about any formal quailifications...... I'm training a new mate, it's on the job training as it's the only real way to learn it and after a year or so he'll be doing some formal qualis and in 5 years he'll be able to be a lead engineer on a job, you gain experience as you go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wife has 'negotiated' a few building jobs over the years for cash in hand and no VAT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a in the front door. You cannot be both a carpenter and a plumber!

why not???

Because to be a trades person you have to have served a period of training I did a four apprenticeship in Carpentry and Joinery. Horses for courses.

Rubbish. I know a plaster - no training, and SHE can wipe the floor with any 'trained' wall skimmer. Including me, who attended s period of trying. .

experience speaks volumes in the trade.

Skimming is an art, in my trade you are shit out of luck without any training, can't touch a thing. My job is all about experience but along with that you need to be trained. You can't just rock up to a job as the big cheese unless you've had any training, without training you know diddly. I'm not necessarily talking about any formal quailifications...... I'm training a new mate, it's on the job training as it's the only real way to learn it and after a year or so he'll be doing some formal qualis and in 5 years he'll be able to be a lead engineer on a job, you gain experience as you go."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been seriously thinking about this, I am a plumber/carpenter, I can put my hand to most other trades. For example, Today I took out a fire suround and hearth.

Seeing that I am an older single guy, And ain't had any contact on here in a 2 year period that I have been a member, Got me thinking.

Would I travel up to Manchester, to a place that I have never visited, And stay over night with a couple that I did not know, Have an evening meal with them, Have some mmf adult fun with then. And in the morning, Tuck into a full english breakfast, Then I would be put to work for 8 or 9 hours, With no pay, And then in the evening, Again and More adult fun. mmmmmmmm persuade me

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By *winkle88Woman
over a year ago

clacton

Hi peeps I had British Gas man came and sorted a year certificate and he was talking to normality and I asked if he wanted a drink and gave him the cold drink and he was asking personal things like who lives hear and I told him my fella and two boys and myself and he then asked me how long you been with yours fella and said 8 years and then he said you not bored lol I laughed and then he got his cock out saying he was soo horny and wanted me and I said huh my son is in the other room I was gob smacked what do you peeps I should of done???

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By *oby931Man
over a year ago

beckenham

Im a builder and have honestly never been in a situation where I could have had fun with a customer . I wouldn't do a job for sex but if I was working there and they wanted something extra done which was not too much bother I normally do it out of kindness . Still waiting for someone to give me a special reward lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im a builder and have honestly never been in a situation where I could have had fun with a customer . I wouldn't do a job for sex but if I was working there and they wanted something extra done which was not too much bother I normally do it out of kindness . Still waiting for someone to give me a special reward lol"

Been there. I said no. It came out of nowhere too, she was very forward and very frank. I don't think it was the first time she's offered workmen that type of thing.

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By *ongue in groveMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"I'm a semi retired plumber and carpenter with a little bit of spare time on my hands. Yeah I would cum in the trademans entrance if I could not get in the front door. You cannot be both a carpenter and a plumber!

why not??? "

No reason why you can't be both.

I'm a time served joiner (5 years apprenticeship) and was a Corgi registered gas installer and currently a qualified part P electrical inspector.

It's all about how much extra training you want to do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah I see whoring ones self out to get free work done,,hmmmmm,,no

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Wouldn't that almost be classed as prostituting yourself as a tradesman?

I'm a spark, and although I would do work for free/mates rates for someone I'm already playing with, I wouldn't give my own wage away for someone I've just met for a quick bj.

I would happily consider the tradesman fantasy without financial incentives though. Lol."

My other half is an heating engineer and Dutch. I'm expected to "go Dutch" on nights out. The thought of someone expecting him to be out of pocket for sexual favours makes me

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford


"I probably would, but I'd put the prices up first. This is what I do when someone immediately asks for a cash discount before they have the quote. Raise quote by 10%, knock it off again for a cash deal. Everyone wins haha. "
Two people might win and if the intention is to avoid paying either VAT or income tax the government is defrauded . I always assume that any tradesman prepared to defraud HMRC will also defraud me . I prefer to use tradesmen who are honest and put everything through the books .

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm sure some would, enough tradesmen say as much in the forum.

Not my cup of tea though and what would happen if the work wasn't up to standard or they disagreed about a fair "price"?"

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford


"The wife has 'negotiated' a few building jobs over the years for cash in hand and no VAT. "
I am not sure if committing tax fraud is something that I would be proud of . Honest taxpayers are subsidising these type of deals . I always assume that anyone prepared to defraud HMRC will also be prepared to defraud me .

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By *hoenixandflames OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stockport


" Two people might win and if the intention is to avoid paying either VAT or income tax the government is defrauded . I always assume that any tradesman prepared to defraud HMRC will also defraud me . I prefer to use tradesmen who are honest and put everything through the books ."

Good job it's only the builders, and not politicians or celebrities or the rich that defraud the HMRC and you.

:-/

#GoodieTwoShoes lol

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By *hoenixandflames OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stockport


"ah I see whoring ones self out to get free work done,,hmmmmm,,no"

Said whom for free?

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By *hoenixandflames OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stockport


"Hi peeps I had British Gas man came and sorted a year certificate and he was talking to normality and I asked if he wanted a drink and gave him the cold drink and he was asking personal things like who lives hear and I told him my fella and two boys and myself and he then asked me how long you been with yours fella and said 8 years and then he said you not bored lol I laughed and then he got his cock out saying he was soo horny and wanted me and I said huh my son is in the other room I was gob smacked what do you peeps I should of done??? "

Yeah - That's beyond cheeky and basically probably a charge enough to get him fired at the very least!

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By *hoenixandflames OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stockport

I must say, this thread makes me laugh in terms of some of the buzz kills, but also seems indicative of people's inability to read profiles as it does read threads.

a) Hotwife... Look it up as a scenario.

b) Discount, not free.

Let alone c) the "actually Bi" straight guy... lol

Or d and e... Fantasy and question!

lol

Flames

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a joke? X

How so?

That you are going to ask tradesman for a discount to have sex with your wife and yourself.....just think of you sitting with a painter with a pen and paper saying right walls painted for a blow job...doors done for full sex....walls plastered for anal x"

I'm a bathroom specialist . Tiler by trade.

Yes I would

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford


" Two people might win and if the intention is to avoid paying either VAT or income tax the government is defrauded . I always assume that any tradesman prepared to defraud HMRC will also defraud me . I prefer to use tradesmen who are honest and put everything through the books .

Good job it's only the builders, and not politicians or celebrities or the rich that defraud the HMRC and you.

:-/

#GoodieTwoShoes lol"
I think you will find tbat the schemes used by actors and politicians are legal and above board . Tax fraud is a crime , using legal schemes to reduce a tax liability is perfectly acceptable.

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By *otgirl32Woman
over a year ago

Ashton Under Lyne

I would and I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughty

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

We are all adults x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So... Here's an interesting one, we may be moving house soon (all being well) and the new house is certainly a fixer upper...

Would tradesmen *actually* give a discount for sexual favours?

I'd certainly be happy to negotiate a hotwife discount

Or, if he's that way inclined, help a guy out

But is this more fantasy? Or is it reality?

Or is it merely a cheeky bonus for the tradie, than a discount for the customer?

Cheers

Flames

(Who's mind drifted off elsewhere a bit too long last night whilst thinking about tradies and his hotwife...)"
I'm a plumber and gas fitter so I'm up for giving very big discounts mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a plumber/ boiler man in Norfolk. Would def do discount for sexual favors. Why would you not. Anyone want a boiler service please contact me.

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By *hoenixandflames OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stockport


" I think you will find tbat the schemes used by actors and politicians are legal and above board . Tax fraud is a crime , using legal schemes to reduce a tax liability is perfectly acceptable. "

I think you'll find that Take That are of a differing tax scheme to what you perceive.

And Chris Moyles.

Need me to google some more corruption for illustration?

;-)

Flames

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are quality and skilled why would you even consider it as 'payment' or 'part payment'?! In fact even if you were shit!

Im sounding like a right miserable old fart, but it's cheeky, rude, disrespectful and frankly demoralising!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did a job for a woman on her car around £500 of damage, repaired it for he took it back to her and she asked me to put it in the garage for her, she looked it over and said it was a fantastic job, with that she shut the garage door with us inside and said we can go out the back way. Following her out the back she turned grabed me and pushed me against the car and tried to kiss me, I moved away and asked her what she was doing and she said "I haven't got any money I thought I could pay you in kind over the next month or so" I told her that wont feed my kids I will give you a month to get the money together. She did pay in the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id do work for mates rates in return for things but i definatly wouldnt leave myself out of pocket for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fyi im a multi trade in the south west if anyones interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps the OP should just consider pimping out the hot wife for real, thus negating the issue of a BJ for what work? Etc awful!

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By *hoenixandflames OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stockport


"Perhaps the OP should just consider pimping out the hot wife for real, thus negating the issue of a BJ for what work? Etc awful!"

Fairly sure that I just pointed out that people obviously need to be reminded about the hotwife scenario?

I'm no pimp lol

And Phoenix is no sex worker!

Nor is any work expected to be done for free... To reiterate. Again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps the OP should just consider pimping out the hot wife for real, thus negating the issue of a BJ for what work? Etc awful!

Fairly sure that I just pointed out that people obviously need to be reminded about the hotwife scenario?

I'm no pimp lol

And Phoenix is no sex worker!

Nor is any work expected to be done for free... To reiterate. Again!

"

Well i quite like the hotwife scenario so if you need any help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a local builder and I would Deffo do a hot wife discount ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my ex girlfriend did arrange a 3sum with our boiler man on couple of occasions years ago... We never got charged for any work that he done

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By *ongue in groveMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Just received a very nice BJ for fitting some skirting in a friends house lol

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By *lairesurreyfunTV/TS
over a year ago

Weybridge

Had a few offers before I transitioned but most were not for payment .

I'm an electrician and handy woman and almost every job now the customer gets personal and wants to know what I've got in my knickers , who I sleep with ! It's like they think being Trans gives them the green light to be very personal .

The old adage of not mixing business and pleasure holds out , do the job get paid and if there's any fun it's a brucey bonus

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