FabSwingers.com forum: What would you rather fight?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A horse sized duck or several duck sized horses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of duck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What kind of duck?"

We'll say Mallard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't want to fight either, I like both ducks and horses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to fight either, I like both ducks and horses."

You have to. Your life is on the line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What sort of fight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that's just quackers.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then several duck(mallard) sized horses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to fight either, I like both ducks and horses.

You have to. Your life is on the line"

I'd probably die then, I wouldn't want to live in a world where people think its ok to kick small horses and punch giant ducks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What sort of fight? "

No weapons. To the death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then several duck(mallard) sized horses. "

Yeah , a horse sized duck would freak me out

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"Now that's just quackers.

xxx"

Can you remind me of your name, please? I'm just filling out this application form for your admission to the Correctional School of Terrible Punsters.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to fight either, I like both ducks and horses.

You have to. Your life is on the line

I'd probably die then, I wouldn't want to live in a world where people think its ok to kick small horses and punch giant ducks."

If it ever happens, i will apologise for this thread

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Inquiring minds need to know...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEzP4lY-24Q

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to fight either, I like both ducks and horses.

You have to. Your life is on the line

I'd probably die then, I wouldn't want to live in a world where people think its ok to kick small horses and punch giant ducks.

If it ever happens, i will apologise for this thread

It's probably better if you just apologise now and close the thread, I'm sure there are plenty of offended horses and ducks out there who'd love to respond, but paddles and hooves aren't really designed for using a keyboard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to fight either, I like both ducks and horses.

You have to. Your life is on the line

I'd probably die then, I wouldn't want to live in a world where people think its ok to kick small horses and punch giant ducks.

If it ever happens, i will apologise for this thread

for fuck sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then several duck(mallard) sized horses.

Yeah , a horse sized duck would freak me out

One peck and you would buggered. Or what if it took off and dive bombed you, or shat on your head?

At least you could kick the little horses away.

important stuff this. Thanks OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fight a horse size duck...

WIN

Save community from giant horse size duck rampage

roast duck

Share duck with community

Do a twirl

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duck size horses.

Can you imagine the peck from a horse size duck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go for the horse size duck, it would pick my ass but what a way to go.

Ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am more scared about what goes around in your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd go for the horse size duck, it would pick my ass but what a way to go.

Ginger"

Kick*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now that's just quackers.

xxx

Can you remind me of your name, please? I'm just filling out this application form for your admission to the Correctional School of Terrible Punsters."

Don't tell me you didn't laugh. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am more scared about what goes around in your head

As long as it's not one of these huge great ducks, you should be ok x

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

I reckon I'd take the horse sized duck .... And after whipping out the jar of plum sauce he'd run in fear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon I'd take the horse sized duck .... And after whipping out the jar of plum sauce he'd run in fear

Waddle. Ducks don't manage the whole running thing very well.

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By *ananaPieCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Would have to go for the duck sized horses and hope they are not very organised at fighting lol

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

"I reckon I'd take the horse sized duck .... And after whipping out the jar of plum sauce he'd run in fear

Waddle. Ducks don't manage the whole running thing very well. "

Waddle in fear just doesn't have quite the same ring to it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horse sized duck. I don't imagine it will be in a fighting mood. We will just have a swim.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Duck sized horses, how adorable

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"Then several duck(mallard) sized horses.

Yeah , a horse sized duck would freak me out

One peck and you would buggered. Or what if it took off and dive bombed you, or shat on your head?

At least you could kick the little horses away.

important stuff this. Thanks OP."

I would imagine being shat on by a horse-sized duck, assuming a direct hit to the noggin, would break your neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon I'd take the horse sized duck .... And after whipping out the jar of plum sauce he'd run in fear

Waddle. Ducks don't manage the whole running thing very well.

Waddle in fear just doesn't have quite the same ring to it though

Who cares, you scared the evil bugger off. Collect cookies and paper hats from everyone - Hurrah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then several duck(mallard) sized horses.

Yeah , a horse sized duck would freak me out

One peck and you would buggered. Or what if it took off and dive bombed you, or shat on your head?

At least you could kick the little horses away.

important stuff this. Thanks OP.

I would imagine being shat on by a horse-sized duck, assuming a direct hit to the noggin, would break your neck

Then don't let the giant duck hybrid take off in the first place. Try tying its giant webbed feet together without it noticing.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Ducks are smarter than you think.

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"Then several duck(mallard) sized horses.

Yeah , a horse sized duck would freak me out

One peck and you would buggered. Or what if it took off and dive bombed you, or shat on your head?

At least you could kick the little horses away.

important stuff this. Thanks OP.

I would imagine being shat on by a horse-sized duck, assuming a direct hit to the noggin, would break your neck

Then don't let the giant duck hybrid take off in the first place. Try tying its giant webbed feet together without it noticing."

It's a giant bloody duck with eyes on the sides of its head. Of course it's going to notice me tying its waders together. There's a plethora of discreet (and discrete) guys on here, but I am not one of them. You're nearish me. I hope you're going to scrape up what's left of me and give me a proper burial with a duck-shaped tombstone and everything

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

"I reckon I'd take the horse sized duck .... And after whipping out the jar of plum sauce he'd run in fear

Waddle. Ducks don't manage the whole running thing very well.

Waddle in fear just doesn't have quite the same ring to it though

Who cares, you scared the evil bugger off. Collect cookies and paper hats from everyone - Hurrah!"

somehow I think you've had more to drink than I have Hehehehe

If not then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A horse sized duck or several duck sized horses?"

I'd prefer not to fight but rather lure a horse sized duck with scones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather fight several duck sized horses. I would just run away, being the strong and brave man I am lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then several duck(mallard) sized horses.

Yeah , a horse sized duck would freak me out

One peck and you would buggered. Or what if it took off and dive bombed you, or shat on your head?

At least you could kick the little horses away.

important stuff this. Thanks OP.

I would imagine being shat on by a horse-sized duck, assuming a direct hit to the noggin, would break your neck

Then don't let the giant duck hybrid take off in the first place. Try tying its giant webbed feet together without it noticing.

Of, bloody course, I will. Any other requests?

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"Then several duck(mallard) sized horses.

Yeah , a horse sized duck would freak me out

One peck and you would buggered. Or what if it took off and dive bombed you, or shat on your head?

At least you could kick the little horses away.

important stuff this. Thanks OP.

I would imagine being shat on by a horse-sized duck, assuming a direct hit to the noggin, would break your neck

Then don't let the giant duck hybrid take off in the first place. Try tying its giant webbed feet together without it noticing.

Of, bloody course, I will. Any other requests?"

Yes, get rid of this huge quacker and also pretend I don't have a beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon I'd take the horse sized duck .... And after whipping out the jar of plum sauce he'd run in fear

Waddle. Ducks don't manage the whole running thing very well.

Waddle in fear just doesn't have quite the same ring to it though

Who cares, you scared the evil bugger off. Collect cookies and paper hats from everyone - Hurrah!

somehow I think you've had more to drink than I have Hehehehe

If not then

Sober as, but if a thread comes along that suits your skill, experience and knowledge set....You have to help out surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then several duck(mallard) sized horses.

Yeah , a horse sized duck would freak me out

One peck and you would buggered. Or what if it took off and dive bombed you, or shat on your head?

At least you could kick the little horses away.

important stuff this. Thanks OP.

I would imagine being shat on by a horse-sized duck, assuming a direct hit to the noggin, would break your neck

Then don't let the giant duck hybrid take off in the first place. Try tying its giant webbed feet together without it noticing.

Of, bloody course, I will. Any other requests?

Yes, get rid of this huge quacker and also pretend I don't have a beard

Ah, the beard. It's just too itchy, scratchy and pirate like - apparently.

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"Then several duck(mallard) sized horses.

Yeah , a horse sized duck would freak me out

One peck and you would buggered. Or what if it took off and dive bombed you, or shat on your head?

At least you could kick the little horses away.

important stuff this. Thanks OP.

I would imagine being shat on by a horse-sized duck, assuming a direct hit to the noggin, would break your neck

Then don't let the giant duck hybrid take off in the first place. Try tying its giant webbed feet together without it noticing.

Of, bloody course, I will. Any other requests?

Yes, get rid of this huge quacker and also pretend I don't have a beard

Ah, the beard. It's just too itchy, scratchy and pirate like - apparently.

Such slander from the follicly-challenged

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