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By *anillanomore OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chichester

We live near the sea. With older kids at home it is hard to get any privacy. We found a quiet beach and have enjoyed a few nights going down to the beach at night, having a little fire and a bbq, watching the stars.

We went down to the beach quite late last night but as we parked up someone drove in behind us. A bloke got out of the car and walked up towards us. He asked us whether the sea was in because he fancied going fishing. We told him we hadn't looked yet so he asked us what we were doing out so late. We said we were going for a walk which he clearly didn't believe. He said that the area was known for dogging which surprised us as we hadn't seen anything like that going on.

He wandered up to the beach, 5-10 mins later he was back going on about dogging again. We said it wasn't our kind of thing. He then said we were lying as the back seats were down (they weren't). He carried on for about 5 mins then drove off.

Wtf. Even if we were doggers surely denying it and showing no interest in him would be a big enough hint to fuck off? Did he think that if he bugged us enough I would suddenly change my mind and be up for it? Surely the brush off would mean we either weren't doggers or that I found him unattractive and was trying to be polite?

It was hard to relax after that as I was worried about him coming back.

It was a bizarre night. Any ideas how to get rid of people like this without actually telling him to fuck off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with just telling them to fuck off ?

Works for us , and we are doggers

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

You have to be rude to people like that, he was extremely rude to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure he was hoping to watch? He might have been a local who didn't approve of dogging.

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By *anillanomore OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chichester

I guess being outright rude doesn't come naturally to us. We are going to have to learn though I guess.

I doubt his approach works, it freaked me out to be honest. It was extra creepy as we were in the dark in the middle of nowhere.

(Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sure he was hoping to watch? He might have been a local who didn't approve of dogging. "

Aha, yes. He could have been the dogging police

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By *anillanomore OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chichester

I don't think he was a local (the nearest houses are extremely expensive and he really didn't seem the type).

He also was talking about the nearby woods being full of men suckling each others cocks. It made me wonder which one of us he was interested in

He was bloody creepy though. We have been to quite a few clubs and have never had any issues like this.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I guess being outright rude doesn't come naturally to us. We are going to have to learn though I guess.

I doubt his approach works, it freaked me out to be honest. It was extra creepy as we were in the dark in the middle of nowhere.

(Mrs) "

It doesn't come naturally to many people but confident assertiveness is a good thing

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By *anillanomore OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chichester

Also none of the local residents would be seen dead in the banger he was driving.

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By *ex mad ladMan
over a year ago

Sussex

That opening title had me I stitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also none of the local residents would be seen dead in the banger he was driving. "

That was part of his disguise, as the undercover man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sure he was hoping to watch? He might have been a local who didn't approve of dogging. "

The erection in his pants betrayed his intentions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We live near the sea. With older kids at home it is hard to get any privacy. We found a quiet beach and have enjoyed a few nights going down to the beach at night, having a little fire and a bbq, watching the stars.

We went down to the beach quite late last night but as we parked up someone drove in behind us. A bloke got out of the car and walked up towards us. He asked us whether the sea was in because he fancied going fishing. We told him we hadn't looked yet so he asked us what we were doing out so late. We said we were going for a walk which he clearly didn't believe. He said that the area was known for dogging which surprised us as we hadn't seen anything like that going on.

He wandered up to the beach, 5-10 mins later he was back going on about dogging again. We said it wasn't our kind of thing. He then said we were lying as the back seats were down (they weren't). He carried on for about 5 mins then drove off.

Wtf. Even if we were doggers surely denying it and showing no interest in him would be a big enough hint to fuck off? Did he think that if he bugged us enough I would suddenly change my mind and be up for it? Surely the brush off would mean we either weren't doggers or that I found him unattractive and was trying to be polite?

It was hard to relax after that as I was worried about him coming back.

It was a bizarre night. Any ideas how to get rid of people like this without actually telling him to fuck off?"

Invest in a baseball bat... works for me anyway

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By *anillanomore OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chichester

He should join MI5 then because he was bloody convincing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wasn't called Peter was he. xxx

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By *anillanomore OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chichester

He didn't introduce himself unsurprisingly, just went straight in with the 'do you fancy dogging'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also none of the local residents would be seen dead in the banger he was driving. "

Snobbery amongst swingers out at night on a notorious doggin spot, well I never....... To be fair tho if it is a know doggin spot then local people would be well aware of that...... Could have been worse I guess , you could have turned around to see an errect penis at the window and the distorted face of a man jerkin his gerkin in the dark whilst trying to peer through the possible misted glass

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By *anillanomore OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chichester

There is a area further down the beach that is known for naughtiness in the sand dunes although it is apparently more man on man than anything else. The area we were in was well away from that and we haven't seen anyone there before. We wouldn't go to a well known dogging spot when we wanted to be on our own.

I'm not being snobby about the car, just pointing out that the old Ford he was driving wouldn't be at home on the drive of the million pound plus houses close to the beach (we don't live in one of them unfortunately and our car wouldn't be at home on one of their drives either).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a area further down the beach that is known for naughtiness in the sand dunes although it is apparently more man on man than anything else. The area we were in was well away from that and we haven't seen anyone there before. We wouldn't go to a well known dogging spot when we wanted to be on our own.

I'm not being snobby about the car, just pointing out that the old Ford he was driving wouldn't be at home on the drive of the million pound plus houses close to the beach (we don't live in one of them unfortunately and our car wouldn't be at home on one of their drives either)."

Ahhhh but maybe they don't want to get sand in there every day tail pipes so have a specific doggin only car....... Either way I never really judge a book by it's cover me, or a person by the car that they drive, or house they may live in. Some of the nicest people I have ever met have not a pot to piss in but would go out of there way to do any one a good turn...... Some of your million pound house types tho are not very nice people at all.....

..

. Having said that tho I did once by that Zoo magazine and was not at all impressed as there were no animals in it..... In a parralel universe some were I am sure there must be a magizine called tits n ass that is full of photos of lions and monkeys

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By *anillanomore OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chichester

This area is serious money and God's waiting room. He really didn't seem the type. I could be wrong but I seriously doubt it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a area further down the beach that is known for naughtiness in the sand dunes although it is apparently more man on man than anything else."

Imagine getting sand up your ass

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By *anillanomore OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chichester

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a area further down the beach that is known for naughtiness in the sand dunes although it is apparently more man on man than anything else. The area we were in was well away from that and we haven't seen anyone there before. We wouldn't go to a well known dogging spot when we wanted to be on our own.

I'm not being snobby about the car, just pointing out that the old Ford he was driving wouldn't be at home on the drive of the million pound plus houses close to the beach (we don't live in one of them unfortunately and our car wouldn't be at home on one of their drives either).

Ahhhh but maybe they don't want to get sand in there every day tail pipes so have a specific doggin only car....... Either way I never really judge a book by it's cover me, or a person by the car that they drive, or house they may live in. Some of the nicest people I have ever met have not a pot to piss in but would go out of there way to do any one a good turn...... Some of your million pound house types tho are not very nice people at all.....

..

. Having said that tho I did once by that Zoo magazine and was not at all impressed as there were no animals in it..... In a parralel universe some were I am sure there must be a magizine called tits n ass that is full of photos of lions and monkeys"

It's actually called 'pussy and ass' and full of donkeys and range of big cats

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By *anillanomore OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chichester

Or something to appeal to the ladies/gay guys - cock and bulls? British farmyard animals at their best?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look, that sounds really bad. I'd have been pissed off and freaked out by them too as would any of us.

Relax and have a laugh to get over it with one of my all-time favourite songs:

https://youtu.be/MXzaVOk_Ydk

Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're doggers

One Sunday afternoon were out at a local dogging spot just reading the papers ! And some fat old guy came out the woods walked up to his car and smacked his cock against the window !!!

We both looked at each other and brust out laughing ??

But Mrs Fanta favourite saying is fuck off and wank over there you perv

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By *ercedes_SLKMan
over a year ago

nottingham

It's idiots like this that give respectable doggers a bad name.

Just be honest and blunt when required.

Something like "thanks for the info, goodnight"

Or "glad to hear it, now fuck off"........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id tell him that now the fishing penaltys and EU laws are nearly faded out since brexit he can now return to pulling in his favourite catch for his family and singing sea shantys. poor fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This area is serious money and God's waiting room. He really didn't seem the type. I could be wrong but I seriously doubt it. "

Next time go along Bracklesham Bay and have a bbq there.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"It's idiots like this that give respectable doggers a bad name.

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