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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Straight to the point; I love eating a hot, shaven pussy. Simple as!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good for you....

but are you any good at it?

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By *andi_shopWoman
over a year ago

rotherham

Good for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight to the point; I love eating a hot, shaven pussy. Simple as! "
Reported to the RSPCA.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Good for you... So do I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good for you....

but are you any good at it?"

I was going to ask the same thing!

Nothing worse than a bad licker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See that sentence "i love eating pussy" it is such a big turn off to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"good for you....

but are you any good at it?"

Of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight to the point; I love eating a hot, shaven pussy. Simple as! "
Are you Korean per chance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Straight to the point; I love eating a hot, shaven pussy. Simple as! Reported to the RSPCA."

Haha, not again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww that's great for you I like eating cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like eating cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww that's great for you I like eating cock "
That has a ring of pain associated with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww that's great for you I like eating cock That has a ring of pain associated with it!"

Damn auto correct missed the "rel' of the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only found 3 blokes on here so far who know how to eat pussy lol most don't have a clue or don't like it ,

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By *razysexysingleWoman
over a year ago

Northampton


"See that sentence "i love eating pussy" it is such a big turn off to me "

Yep me too, have deleted several messages today referring to that

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By *razysexysingleWoman
over a year ago

Northampton


"I like eating cake "

I like eating the new ultimate cheeseburger Doritos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See that sentence "i love eating pussy" it is such a big turn off to me "

me too...also makes me thing they are not very good at other things either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww that's great for you I like eating cock That has a ring of pain associated with it!

Damn auto correct missed the "rel' of the end "
I did smile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like eating cake

I like eating the new ultimate cheeseburger Doritos "

Why have I not seen these?!?

*rushes off to asda*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god OP!! That is the first time in the history of this site that anyone has ever said that!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See that sentence "i love eating pussy" it is such a big turn off to me

Yep me too, have deleted several messages today referring to that "

Sorry ladies (I'm not really).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See that sentence "i love eating pussy" it is such a big turn off to me "

Me too, it reminds of boy talk at school.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Simple as what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See that sentence "i love eating pussy" it is such a big turn off to me

me too...also makes me thing they are not very good at other things either"

Shush! It's code for 'I'm a crap shag'

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Straight to the point; I love eating a hot, shaven pussy. Simple as! "

You know what? So do I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See that sentence "i love eating pussy" it is such a big turn off to me

Me too, it reminds of boy talk at school."
Boy talk! That made me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many guys claim to be good at "eating" pussy but most aren't all that in my experience- only had a couple of guys that are really any good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/08/16 20:17:15]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See that sentence "i love eating pussy" it is such a big turn off to me

me too...also makes me thing they are not very good at other things either

Shush! It's code for 'I'm a crap shag' "

Ok so how does one go about eating a vagina? Does one get stuck in like eating a Hollands steak pudding (with peas and gravy) of is more like nibbling a nice piece of cheddar? Maybe its like eating baked beans as I am told there is a bean in the mix [somewhere]

I am interested

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So many guys claim to be good at "eating" pussy but most aren't all that in my experience- only had a couple of guys that are really any good "

I hear many ladies say that about guys to be fair, but I can only go with feedback I'm given, and it's all positive

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

So do I, what a coincidence....I wonder if anyone else practises oral.sex on a swinging site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See that sentence "i love eating pussy" it is such a big turn off to me

me too...also makes me thing they are not very good at other things either

Shush! It's code for 'I'm a crap shag'

Ok so how does one go about eating a vagina? Does one get stuck in like eating a Hollands steak pudding (with peas and gravy) of is more like nibbling a nice piece of cheddar? Maybe its like eating baked beans as I am told there is a bean in the mix [somewhere]

I am interested"

don't you know already? sheesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So do I, what a coincidence....I wonder if anyone else practises oral.sex on a swinging site "
Stop teasing the young man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See that sentence "i love eating pussy" it is such a big turn off to me

me too...also makes me thing they are not very good at other things either

Shush! It's code for 'I'm a crap shag'

Ok so how does one go about eating a vagina? Does one get stuck in like eating a Hollands steak pudding (with peas and gravy) of is more like nibbling a nice piece of cheddar? Maybe its like eating baked beans as I am told there is a bean in the mix [somewhere]

I am interested

don't you know already? sheesh"
Seemingly not. Maybe its the Pudding and peas option you ladies like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So do I, what a coincidence....I wonder if anyone else practises oral.sex on a swinging site Stop teasing the young man!"

Unfortunately it is what comes with leaving a post on he forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So many guys claim to be good at "eating" pussy but most aren't all that in my experience- only had a couple of guys that are really any good

I hear many ladies say that about guys to be fair, but I can only go with feedback I'm given, and it's all positive "

The best one was a guy who had a bit of stubble and pulled me down onto his face and wouldn't let me get up (thought he was gonna suffocate so I kept trying to get up and he kept yanking me back down lol) - it was the best licking and sucking I've ever had though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See that sentence "i love eating pussy" it is such a big turn off to me

me too...also makes me thing they are not very good at other things either

Shush! It's code for 'I'm a crap shag'

Ok so how does one go about eating a vagina? Does one get stuck in like eating a Hollands steak pudding (with peas and gravy) of is more like nibbling a nice piece of cheddar? Maybe its like eating baked beans as I am told there is a bean in the mix [somewhere]

I am interested

don't you know already? sheeshSeemingly not. Maybe its the Pudding and peas option you ladies like?"

being perfectly honest, I am not a fan of prolonged pussy licking...I get bored after about 5 mins, no matter how good they say there are

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

We are all so diffetent.... I'd rather a guy that can lick me right than fuck me right. I love love love oral sex... Done right! X

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford


"Straight to the point; I love eating a hot, shaven pussy. Simple as! Reported to the RSPCA."

hahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you make sexy noises while doing that?

love a guy who sounds like he's really into it.

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By *ymph and ManicCouple
over a year ago

North East

I thought I was good at pleasing fems orally ... until I met nymph and watched another fem on a fem .. .. .. now I've gone from good to mmmmmm goooood ...

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"So do I, what a coincidence....I wonder if anyone else practises oral.sex on a swinging site Stop teasing the young man!"

I'm.not teasing.....I can breathe through my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like eating cake "
MM I'd rather like to eat you if you taste has good has cake, but I must say I think I'm 1 of fabs hottest lickers love fem on fem x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So many guys claim to be good at "eating" pussy but most aren't all that in my experience- only had a couple of guys that are really any good

I hear many ladies say that about guys to be fair, but I can only go with feedback I'm given, and it's all positive

The best one was a guy who had a bit of stubble and pulled me down onto his face and wouldn't let me get up (thought he was gonna suffocate so I kept trying to get up and he kept yanking me back down lol) - it was the best licking and sucking I've ever had though "

That's the way it should be done, although it would be a little embarrassing ending up in a & e due to asphyxia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See that sentence "i love eating pussy" it is such a big turn off to me

me too...also makes me thing they are not very good at other things either

Shush! It's code for 'I'm a crap shag'

Ok so how does one go about eating a vagina? Does one get stuck in like eating a Hollands steak pudding (with peas and gravy) of is more like nibbling a nice piece of cheddar? Maybe its like eating baked beans as I am told there is a bean in the mix [somewhere]

I am interested

don't you know already? sheeshSeemingly not. Maybe its the Pudding and peas option you ladies like?

being perfectly honest, I am not a fan of prolonged pussy licking...I get bored after about 5 mins, no matter how good they say there are "
Five minutes...............that is a life time I was maybe thinking a quick peck on the lips and all sorted. Am I at the wrong end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like chips with it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you like chips with it?"

Never had it without.. Yummy, yummy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Onion rings...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So do I, what a coincidence....I wonder if anyone else practises oral.sex on a swinging site Stop teasing the young man!

I'm.not teasing.....I can breathe through my ears "
I see........one of those types after a while you forget they are down there as you have been reading the racing post?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you like chips with it?

Never had it without.. Yummy, yummy. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you like chips with it?

Never had it without.. Yummy, yummy.

"

Pussy and Chips..............never seen that on masterchef

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

Malvern


"Straight to the point; I love eating a hot, shaven pussy. Simple as! "
a girls or a mans back pussy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you like chips with it?

Never had it without.. Yummy, yummy.

Pussy and Chips..............never seen that on masterchef"

That's why their ratings have dropped..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you like chips with it?

Never had it without.. Yummy, yummy.

Pussy and Chips..............never seen that on masterchef

That's why their ratings have dropped.."

I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I must go and eat.............!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love eating pussy myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See that sentence "i love eating pussy" it is such a big turn off to me

me too...also makes me thing they are not very good at other things either"

Yeah specially when they say i could eat your pussy for hours... erm no thanks id get bored

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Pussy is alright I suppose...

But lemon drizzle cake! Now you're talking!!

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By *anillanomoreCouple
over a year ago

Chichester


"I like eating cake

I like eating the new ultimate cheeseburger Doritos

Why have I not seen these?!?

*rushes off to asda*"

I was sadly very disappointed they have a very slight flame grilled taste but I was very underwhelmed

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By *xploringThisWorldMan
over a year ago

hainault


"So many guys claim to be good at "eating" pussy but most aren't all that in my experience- only had a couple of guys that are really any good "

I think the same goes for girls giving blowjobs.

The amount of times you hear ladies saying they are great at it. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So many guys claim to be good at "eating" pussy but most aren't all that in my experience- only had a couple of guys that are really any good

I think the same goes for girls giving blowjobs.

The amount of times you hear ladies saying they are great at it. .

"

A blow job is still pretty good tho, even when it's shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the saying what do you want for dinner my reply is You

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By *xploringThisWorldMan
over a year ago

hainault


"Love the saying what do you want for dinner my reply is You "

Jeez

*vomits*

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Love the saying what do you want for dinner my reply is You "

Yikes

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Straight to the point; I love eating a hot, shaven pussy. Simple as! Reported to the RSPCA."

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"See that sentence "i love eating pussy" it is such a big turn off to me "

You're not alone!

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

I like clitoris allsorts

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By *rikki1967ukMan
over a year ago

peterborough


"I've only found 3 blokes on here so far who know how to eat pussy lol most don't have a clue or don't like it , "

If your ever in Peterborough I would be honoured to audition for number 4.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love eating bacon. Those moist folds of warm meat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love eating and drinking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what if its a cold one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a small tongue lol so grew a beard to aid in the licking of lady flowers only problem now is no lady wants a homeless looking giant licking there flower hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only found 3 blokes on here so far who know how to eat pussy lol most don't have a clue or don't like it , "
it's a meal that shouldn't be rushed

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I've only found 3 blokes on here so far who know how to eat pussy lol most don't have a clue or don't like it , "

Tell me about it. I found out the hard way. Why didn't someone tell me beforehand that I didn't need to use a knife and fork?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goes well with whipped cream or maple syrup

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I love being licked properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight to the point; I love eating a hot, shaven pussy. Simple as! "

Eating? Do you like human meat?

What about eating cock?

Buhaha lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer sucking an ice lolly.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"Straight to the point; I love eating a hot, shaven pussy. Simple as! Reported to the RSPCA."

Funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what if its a cold one"
Is that not revenge........tasted when cold?

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

If you eat something it's gone. I prefer to lick it so I can go back for more later, and yes, accordibg to some of my veris i am good at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight to the point; I love eating a hot, shaven pussy. Simple as! Reported to the RSPCA.

Funny

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Yes liked that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like eating pizza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only found 3 blokes on here so far who know how to eat pussy lol most don't have a clue or don't like it ,

Tell me about it. I found out the hard way. Why didn't someone tell me beforehand that I didn't need to use a knife and fork?!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So do some of us women like to eat it too

Betty

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

I hope this isn't a case of Weird Al Yankovic's, Cat's In The Kettle.

https://youtu.be/wOy2QCssTaI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So many guys claim to be good at "eating" pussy but most aren't all that in my experience- only had a couple of guys that are really any good

I think the same goes for girls giving blowjobs.

The amount of times you hear ladies saying they are great at it. .

A blow job is still pretty good tho, even when it's shit "

It would have to awful to not enjoy it a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I adore this too.

I think the key is to tease for a while first before getting really really into it.

Hell I think I enjoy it as much as they do

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By *igwilly2kMan
over a year ago

The Land of Kink!

Even better if you on your back and the lady grinds on your face till she cums! I love that! Any takes and I'll send you a face pic to show how comfy my face looks!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about waxed ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about waxed ? "

Even better I believe

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I really need a sexy woman soon, I feel like I've been missing out. Call me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about waxed ?

Even better I believe"

Oh good as I am lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about waxed ?

Even better I believe"

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about waxed ?

Even better I believe

Agreed "

Oh goody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont care if its waxed, shaven, trimmed or natural if a women is in my bed it would be rude not to pay her the attention she deserves

Mr

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Dont care if its waxed, shaven, trimmed or natural if a women is in my bed it would be rude not to pay her the attention she deserves

Mr "

And that is the way it should be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky for me if they didn't like the way I was doing it they have told me and not just laid on her back and looked at the ceiling,

Either telling me or being vocal as I was doing it

Yes lick there,

Use your finger now the second

OMG don't stop

Oral is a two way thing just like kissing fucking etc

If you don't like something speak up

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