FabSwingers.com forum: The perfect profile

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the perfect profile should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the perfect profile should

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Have your avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like ours,tells prospective meets all they need to know before making contact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the perfect profile should

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Have your avatar "

Have your jumper slightly raised up!

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"the perfect profile should

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Describe me when I look at it after they've messaged me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have me on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the perfect profile should

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The ones that work ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Factual, have public pics, veris by meet & not come across cocky

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Factual, have public pics, veris by meet & not come across cocky

One out of three isn't bad

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By *indingDeemoMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Factual, have public pics, veris by meet & not come across cocky

One out of three isn't bad

Coming across cocky? Lol

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Factual, have public pics, veris by meet & not come across cocky

One out of three isn't bad

Coming across cocky? Lol"

Obviously..plus I can't count it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Factual, have public pics, veris by meet & not come across cocky

One out of three isn't bad

Coming across cocky? Lol"

Lol i mean like the: oh look at me im perfect or unrealistic expectations for meets kinda profiles

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Perfect is as perfect does, one persons perfect could be the next persons nightmare

it's all in the eye,mind and preference of the people looking

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the perfect profile should

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... Should give the reader a clear indication of what the profile holder currently looks like (with face pics available on request or shown), of what they want, what they offer in return, and what kind of personality they have - ie funny, intellectual, down-to-earth etc! Xx

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"the perfect profile should

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I've already got one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the perfect profile should

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I likes yours Peachy luv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have no distracting text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This I have no idea about

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Be read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmaoo this did make me laugh there will never ever be a perfect profile to meet everyone's standards on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the perfect profile should

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not be more than 2 swipes of the screen long...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there such a thing tho....... And do gen hasdle free FF profiles really exist , and are wanting to meet single lads like me?..... I almost found one once but then slipped on some rocking horse shit and twisted mi kankle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/08/16 23:02:12]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have upto date photos of thighs, arse, abs, suits & belts on it accompanied by a wee bit of blurb

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

The perfect profile doesn't exsist, if it's a true reflection of you and who your are is as near to perfect as I'll ask for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be everything I didn't even realise was wonderful. With pictures that somehow manage to entice, yet show what shape someone is in. Plus offer cookies and wine. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should have upto date photos of thighs, arse, abs, suits & belts on it accompanied by a wee bit of blurb

And tiny shorts

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Make me smile and want to find out more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine works x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make me smile and want to find out more."

So that's cock pics, yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should have upto date photos of thighs, arse, abs, suits & belts on it accompanied by a wee bit of blurb

And tiny shorts

Happy shorts are confined to private viewing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The perfect profile is the one that achieves what the profile holder wishes it to achieve. Hence it is as changeable and diverse as the population of this funny little world we call Planet Fab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the perfect profile should

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Have your avatar "

Gotta admit...this gave me an instant boner haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the perfect profile should

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Achieve what the owner set out to achieve, while at the same time providing amusement for profile readers, even if they are not in your target demographic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit! Seems i have some work to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium

Interesting observation, personally I have found Victoria sponge, and chocolate hobnobs to be superior pussy bait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium

Interesting observation, personally I have found Victoria sponge, and chocolate hobnobs to be superior pussy bait

I must disagree, the amount of women I have to turn down because I'm running out of toast bread is insane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the perfect profile should

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I likes yours Peachy luv

Thanks lovely! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium

Interesting observation, personally I have found Victoria sponge, and chocolate hobnobs to be superior pussy bait

I must disagree, the amount of women I have to turn down because I'm running out of toast bread is insane

And what about the greedy sods like me who want a toastie AND cake? Do we have to meet you both at once?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect profile? You called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium

Interesting observation, personally I have found Victoria sponge, and chocolate hobnobs to be superior pussy bait

I must disagree, the amount of women I have to turn down because I'm running out of toast bread is insane

So despite the regional variance, we can agree that it's not the quality of the profile that is important, it's the baked goods logistics that gets you laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium

Interesting observation, personally I have found Victoria sponge, and chocolate hobnobs to be superior pussy bait

I must disagree, the amount of women I have to turn down because I'm running out of toast bread is insane

And what about the greedy sods like me who want a toastie AND cake? Do we have to meet you both at once?

Obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium

Interesting observation, personally I have found Victoria sponge, and chocolate hobnobs to be superior pussy bait

I must disagree, the amount of women I have to turn down because I'm running out of toast bread is insane

And what about the greedy sods like me who want a toastie AND cake? Do we have to meet you both at once?

Nope, you have to choose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium

Interesting observation, personally I have found Victoria sponge, and chocolate hobnobs to be superior pussy bait

I must disagree, the amount of women I have to turn down because I'm running out of toast bread is insane

And what about the greedy sods like me who want a toastie AND cake? Do we have to meet you both at once?

Nope, you have to choose

In view of the lack of cooperation required to satisfy the ladies of fab, I shall embark on a period of extensive training.

On my return I shall be fully trained in the art of both toasted ham and cheese sandwiches, and Victoria sponge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium

Interesting observation, personally I have found Victoria sponge, and chocolate hobnobs to be superior pussy bait

I must disagree, the amount of women I have to turn down because I'm running out of toast bread is insane

And what about the greedy sods like me who want a toastie AND cake? Do we have to meet you both at once?

Nope, you have to choose

In view of the lack of cooperation required to satisfy the ladies of fab, I shall embark on a period of extensive training.

On my return I shall be fully trained in the art of both toasted ham and cheese sandwiches, and Victoria sponge.

Meh, ain't nobody worth that effort

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"the perfect profile should

.......entice me enough to want to find out more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be blank, why waste time writing one to then complain that people haven't read it. Just have pics and general details... Sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the perfect profile should

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Should be whatever you want it to be.

It's not like many read them properley anyway....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines perfect to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium

Interesting observation, personally I have found Victoria sponge, and chocolate hobnobs to be superior pussy bait

I must disagree, the amount of women I have to turn down because I'm running out of toast bread is insane

And what about the greedy sods like me who want a toastie AND cake? Do we have to meet you both at once?

Nope, you have to choose

I'll meet you first - have my toastie - work it off in the nicest way imaginable - and then visit artificialname for toastie número deux with cake - and we can put the world to rights!

My propensity for toastie eating is considerable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium

Interesting observation, personally I have found Victoria sponge, and chocolate hobnobs to be superior pussy bait

I must disagree, the amount of women I have to turn down because I'm running out of toast bread is insane

And what about the greedy sods like me who want a toastie AND cake? Do we have to meet you both at once?

Nope, you have to choose

In view of the lack of cooperation required to satisfy the ladies of fab, I shall embark on a period of extensive training.

On my return I shall be fully trained in the art of both toasted ham and cheese sandwiches, and Victoria sponge.

Meh, ain't nobody worth that effort

I sure as hell am!! (Is there a trumpet blowing emoji?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium

Interesting observation, personally I have found Victoria sponge, and chocolate hobnobs to be superior pussy bait

I must disagree, the amount of women I have to turn down because I'm running out of toast bread is insane

And what about the greedy sods like me who want a toastie AND cake? Do we have to meet you both at once?

Nope, you have to choose

In view of the lack of cooperation required to satisfy the ladies of fab, I shall embark on a period of extensive training.

On my return I shall be fully trained in the art of both toasted ham and cheese sandwiches, and Victoria sponge.

Meh, ain't nobody worth that effort

I sure as hell am!! (Is there a trumpet blowing emoji?

) "

I'll agree to disagree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium

Interesting observation, personally I have found Victoria sponge, and chocolate hobnobs to be superior pussy bait

I must disagree, the amount of women I have to turn down because I'm running out of toast bread is insane

And what about the greedy sods like me who want a toastie AND cake? Do we have to meet you both at once?

Nope, you have to choose

In view of the lack of cooperation required to satisfy the ladies of fab, I shall embark on a period of extensive training.

On my return I shall be fully trained in the art of both toasted ham and cheese sandwiches, and Victoria sponge.

Meh, ain't nobody worth that effort

I sure as hell am!! (Is there a trumpet blowing emoji?

)

I'll agree to disagree

Yeah you could be right!

I'm frigid - I hide it incredibly well! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the perfect profile should

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Should be quite easy to construct but unfortunately does not exist..

Otherwise everybody would be making them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the perfect profile should

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Should be quite easy to construct but unfortunately does not exist..

Otherwise everybody would be making them "

I'm just guessing but I'm maybe also thinking the perfect profile would get all the attention ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....Would attract all those I'm interested in and deliver a warning electric shock to those I'm not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile perfected....

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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago

South Leicestershire

"Perfect is as perfect does, one persons perfect could be the next persons nightmare

it's all in the eye,mind and preference of the people looking

Mrs blue eyes

Couldn't agree more. One thing that bugs me are people who seeming have a high opinion if themselves demanding a face pic despite not having any pics if themselves. It's a two (or more) way thing right?!

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

The ones that have good clear pictures, explain what sort of woman they want, slim or large, they sound normal, friendly, down to earth, unpretentious, no crude language, easy going and laid back.

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