FabSwingers.com forum: Sex substitutes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello my lovelies!!

Like many on here I've been a born again virgin for the last few weeks and will be until September!

It's no biggie - I adore my kids - but as I can't even use my toys (they're loud - I'm loud - and I like to watch porn whilst I play - a no-no when the kids sleep in the next room!) I've had to find a substitute!

In my case it's chocolate!

I know I'm not the only one who's had to abstain for a wee while - so what's your sex substitute chaps and chapesses?

Peachy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello my lovelies!!

Like many on here I've been a born again virgin for the last few weeks and will be until September!

In my case it's chocolate!

I know I'm not the only one who's had to abstain for a wee while - so what's your sex substitute chaps and chapesses? :-I'm )

Peachy xxx"

Wine.

Gym.

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By *imply DifferentCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

Work...

it seems to do wonders for getting in the way of a sex life and keeping us busy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dreaded work and kids too here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It used to be gardening or doing stuff with my children. Now I don't need a substitute; my children are grown up and I'm having plenty of sex.

I barely thought about sex once I knew I wasn't going to get any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yoga and chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gym, and the way things are going recently I'll be massive next year haha

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Wine and yoga!

Erm!

Just wine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with you Op... chocolate.... and music and wine.

I don't have kids so if the toys are out I can be as loud as I like, but you can't beat the real thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gym.

And a good book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got busy helping last child to move out

problem no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello my lovelies!!

Like many on here I've been a born again virgin for the last few weeks and will be until September!

In my case it's chocolate!

I know I'm not the only one who's had to abstain for a wee while - so what's your sex substitute chaps and chapesses?

Peachy xxx"

You never had a pillow shoved in your face? It works - that's how I cope with Mrs Mixed and her bloody noise!

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By *hocolateRodMan
over a year ago

London and over UK

"Hello my lovelies!!

Like many on here I've been a born again virgin for the last few weeks and will be until September!

In my case it's chocolate!

I know I'm not the only one who's had to abstain for a wee while - so what's your sex substitute chaps and chapesses?

Peachy xxx"

Gym!

Have just go back from gym - twice in two days - thats how horny I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surfing when I can, or football or mountain biking or baking or cooking and then eating tasty cuisine... It's a full on mission to distract me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cilice

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

More of an obstacle than substitute but work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello my lovelies!!

Like many on here I've been a born again virgin for the last few weeks and will be until September!

In my case it's chocolate!

I know I'm not the only one who's had to abstain for a wee while - so what's your sex substitute chaps and chapesses?

Peachy xxx"

Ha!! Hello plumpy puss!! Least you will be when you're back at it again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Destroying Soviet tank columns

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Playing with the new kitten. I'm over 5 weeks into celibacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Circuit training and just bought a new bike for long rides! (Sadly not the good kind)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wine, regardless

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Accept no substitutes!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Accept no substitutes!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Though if I had to pick one it would be work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arguing and stirring up trouble on the fab forums....

Nah not really.

I would say video games are a good substitute.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've managed to get my toys out once this school hols!!!! It was all over very quickly

I go to zumba, can't help but think about sex in classes though, all that hip swivelling sassiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't ever usually go long without sex. But when I do, I tend to knit more than usual.

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Looking back mine must have been food. During my 5 years without and the start of doing it again I was a size 28. I am now a size 16 and happily shagging away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely writing music and playing the drums. My girlfriend thinks I'm weird for thinking this but playing live on stage is kinda better than sex. =)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work, exercise, cleaning and tidying the house, reading a good book, spending time laughing with friends, having a life! Any of the above.

Actually, they're not sex substitutes, I don't need a sex substitute as a handful of weeks' of abstinence for whatever reason doesn't exactly kill me!

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

Unfortunately work is taking up far too much of my time as of late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I substitute sex by w**king a lot. Yes, that's right - working!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate and quiet toys (we-vibe Tango) with a pillow in my gob!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carving watermelons into tits and suck the life out of them

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

Thick cut bacon, brie and mango Chutney sandwiches..... lightly toasted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thick cut bacon, brie and mango Chutney sandwiches..... lightly toasted "

God that sounds sooooooo good!! Salivating at the thought! Total food porn!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carving watermelons into tits and suck the life out of them "

You're weird as hell but I kinda like you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm with you Op... chocolate.... and music and wine.

I don't have kids so if the toys are out I can be as loud as I like, but you can't beat the real thing.

Yeah very true!

Nothing beats skin on skin, real deep kisses and wrapping your legs around a real, lovely male body!

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

"Thick cut bacon, brie and mango Chutney sandwiches..... lightly toasted

God that sounds sooooooo good!! Salivating at the thought! Total food porn!!

I love them.... it's good to experiment with food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work, wine, kids, work, more work and occasional gym.

Oh and cleaning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thick cut bacon, brie and mango Chutney sandwiches..... lightly toasted "

Yummy! Also amazing with cranberry sauce

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

"Thick cut bacon, brie and mango Chutney sandwiches..... lightly toasted

Yummy! Also amazing with cranberry sauce

Mmmm not tried that combo yet... but tested out onion Chutney today.... also lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luckily I share parenting with my ex, so half the week she can have her fun, and half the week I have mine.

Handover time tonight. only problem is I'll probably be too knackered for anything after running round parks and beaches for the past few days with them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Luckily I share parenting with my ex, so half the week she can have her fun, and half the week I have mine.

Handover time tonight. only problem is I'll probably be too knackered for anything after running round parks and beaches for the past few days with them.

Aw go on with you - I bet you loved it! Trust me - they grow up waaaay to fast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I wouldn't swap my time with them for the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Music and the odd I.P.A.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Destroying Soviet tank columns

Why has no one else quoted this? This is totally THE substitute for sex. If you haven't tried it, pick up a copy of company of heroes 2 from your local Game (Other retailers are available)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello my lovelies!!

Like many on here I've been a born again virgin for the last few weeks and will be until September!

In my case it's chocolate!

I know I'm not the only one who's had to abstain for a wee while - so what's your sex substitute chaps and chapesses?

Peachy xxx"

Running. But then what happens is I run with friends and the lady with the awesome butt comes along. She brings her amazing-breasts friend along too. And then instead of just running I'n thinking about sex. Doh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

X box lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"X box lol "

MW3... I am constantly getting my arse kicked by the OH

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

Oh, I'm SO with the OP chocolate mmmmmm X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello my lovelies!!

Like many on here I've been a born again virgin for the last few weeks and will be until September!

In my case it's chocolate!

I know I'm not the only one who's had to abstain for a wee while - so what's your sex substitute chaps and chapesses?

Peachy xxx

Sounds like a great reason to go running though!

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