FabSwingers.com forum: Deal Breakers

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What things about a person's profile would put you off meeting them? For me, it's people who write their profile like they are a gift from the heavens and have usernames like "bigboy20000" or "wellhungbbc"

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

A sense of entitlement for me and constant whingy updates.

Miss

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

"A sense of entitlement for me and constant whingy updates.

Miss"

To many Oxymoron user names, slim***, perfect***, Little*******,

Not slim

Not perfect

Definitely not little...

And then the pictures..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit profiles, illiteracy and crude usernames are an instant delete.

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

Someone who sounds too serious, they have met certain women on here, they dont use condoms, they use crude language, they leave verifications for other women describing them like they are prize cows and pieces of meat, saying they were perfect etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/08/16 15:40:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones with hundreds of rules, it shows their insecurities lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What things about a person's profile would put you off meeting them? For me, it's people who write their profile like they are a gift from the heavens and have usernames like "bigboy20000" or "wellhungbbc""

Shit, need to change my profile name

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

"The ones with hundreds of rules, it shows their insecurities lol."

I thought it meant they had standards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones with hundreds of rules, it shows their insecurities lol.

I thought it meant they had standards.

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I reckon that is how they want it to be perceived as.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mirror huggers / gym fit , beards or any facial hair, people who use there job to get a meet ie firemen /armed forces /lawyer / bosses ect ect

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Lots of pictures of other women on a single guys profile put me off. Especially when you can see all of them and just his cock in the corner. Makes me think they are just showing off what they can get and are indiscreet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The long lecturing ones .

There do's and don'ts ..

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

"The long lecturing ones .

There do's and don'ts ..

This, can't stand the long list of why everyone else are bastards but if tick everyone of 83 boxes they might consider whether you're worthy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shit, need to change my profile name

You're fine

your's isn't about cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they use the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit, need to change my profile name

You're fine

your's isn't about cock"

Phew... that's a relief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who have more demands than a hostage taker kill it for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The long lecturing ones .

There do's and don'ts ..

This, can't stand the long list of why everyone else are bastards but if tick everyone of 83 boxes they might consider whether you're worthy "

Exactly

Judging new people by the standards of others . Everyone is different

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By *lackburn_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Blackburn

"The ones with hundreds of rules, it shows their insecurities lol."

We all have rules though right?

I suppose if you have a major list of rules it can get a bit annoying.

Gonna go check ours now as I'm conscious of what ours says hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones with hundreds of rules, it shows their insecurities lol.

We all have rules though right?

I suppose if you have a major list of rules it can get a bit annoying.

Gonna go check ours now as I'm conscious of what ours says hahaha "
That is right if it it too long one. I dont really have it, maibe if they are too far would be one, variety is the spice of life

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By *imply DifferentCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

"To many Oxymoron user names...

And then the pictures..

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Wait does that mean us

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By *lackburn_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Blackburn

"The ones with hundreds of rules, it shows their insecurities lol.

We all have rules though right?

I suppose if you have a major list of rules it can get a bit annoying.

Gonna go check ours now as I'm conscious of what ours says hahaha That is right if it it too long one. I dont really have it, maibe if they are too far would be one, variety is the spice of life

Haha I think we only have like 3/4 rules and I don't think they are even on our profile lol

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By *ilkymasseurMan
over a year ago

London

under 30's gym bunnies lol..

Not that are so many of them, but honestly don't understand why they need to be on here to get any fun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones with hundreds of rules, it shows their insecurities lol.

We all have rules though right?

I suppose if you have a major list of rules it can get a bit annoying.

Gonna go check ours now as I'm conscious of what ours says hahaha That is right if it it too long one. I dont really have it, maibe if they are too far would be one, variety is the spice of life

Haha I think we only have like 3/4 rules and I don't think they are even on our profile lol"
lol yes and that is good as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Demands and check lists.

This is supposed to be fun not a bloody interview.

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

"The ones with hundreds of rules, it shows their insecurities lol.

I thought it meant they had standards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much profiles as status messages; there the ones that put me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles where the couple/single woman insist a meet is for their pleasure only...and not the single guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones with hundreds of rules, it shows their insecurities lol."

I would say it's a way of controlling the msgs ie being clear about what your looking for

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The ones with hundreds of rules, it shows their insecurities lol.

I would say it's a way of controlling the msgs ie being clear about what your looking for "

I'd rather a checklist. Helps you decide if you are their type or not. Don't like it when they say "looking for attractive men only". Without that list, we'll have no idea what they find attractive. Is it George Clooney or a Jeremy Kyle drop out?

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By *lackburn_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Blackburn

"The ones with hundreds of rules, it shows their insecurities lol.

I would say it's a way of controlling the msgs ie being clear about what your looking for

Hahahaha JK drop outs, someone must find them attractive though, the women generally have kids with no idea who the daddy is and the guys have multiple kids with multiple women haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here's another. People who have been a member for over a year, but their profile only says "will fill this in later"

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Lack of discretion

Pics mainly of conquests

Vulgar usernames

Will meet 18 to 99

Sydney Uni disclaimer takes up most of profile..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't read profiles x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones with hundreds of rules, it shows their insecurities lol.

I would say it's a way of controlling the msgs ie being clear about what your looking for "

The best way to control your messages is to block single guys from contacting you, then find the ones you like and message them (you can still do that if you block single guys). Hey presto, no spam from undesirables!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones with hundreds of rules, it shows their insecurities lol.

I would say it's a way of controlling the msgs ie being clear about what your looking for "

interesting, we'd agree, surely if you don't describe the type of meet you hope to find from FAB, then you open yourself up to the whole site and mire yourself in a morass of "no thank you£ rejection messages ?

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

Arbitrary rules, and illiteracy.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Pics are all genitals/previous conquests.

They're verified by nutbags

No text. I like info.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many cock pics.

Oh, hang on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that say put ""cupcake ...ect in the message so we know uv read the profile Yea watch me

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

Anything that spells out issues, problems, attention desperation and those incessant cries for attention with hourly status updates.

It's got everything but fun written all over it be it social fun or sexual fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who post pictures, in the background of which is a toilet, washing bin, never cleaned floor, open cupboard full of crap, grandparent, etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures with the room a total mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone that says 'work hard and play hard'...

...or other meaningless drivel like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And people who call others on their 'bad grammer' (sic)

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"Anyone that says 'work hard and play hard'...

...or other meaningless drivel like that.

And "Cup half full" deserves a kick in the...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not keen on arrogant superior types with long lists of what they want.

"Quality not quantity" is an immediate insult to half the members who actually want nsa sex. "Choosy" coupled with one social 3 years ago. Lets face it, they don't meet. Do they? I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who states that olive oil is evil !

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

I try to be open minded but I also keep in mind what I am looking for.

I'll bypass

Smokers

Untidy

Hairy

Text speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys in woman's in womens underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things that look painful. Without being there to hear moans of pleasure, I can only imagine their moans of agony tied up in those positions.

. It turns me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wont meet tall women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones with hundreds of rules, it shows their insecurities lol."

We have rules but we are not insecure. We just have preferences

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wont meet tall women

What about women who won't meet short men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'i don't bite unless you want me to'

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"'i don't bite unless you want me to'"

Can't stand that!

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Married, but willing to accommodate in their own home. I mean there is disrespectful, and then there is that!

Can lick pussy for hours. In the meantime I've done a shopping list and thought about every ones Christmas pressies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything you want to know just ask"

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

"The ones with hundreds of rules, it shows their insecurities lol."
yep true' and someone posted in forums the other day and feck her whole profiles was just rules

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By *imply DifferentCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

"No bi men..."

"Straight" men...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Lots of "won't"s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

~ Demands! demands! demands! ~ Women who ask for ripped, 6ft VWE guys who could pull a pint never mind decent bloke.

~ Oh, and the 'War in Peace' profiles!

~ A woman who demands to be chased and expects the guy to put all the effort in!

~ ...and whinging forum posts like mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who try and act all educated by quoting the name of a famous book but spelling it wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sense of entitlement for me and constant whingy updates.

Miss

To many Oxymoron user names, slim***, perfect***, Little*******,

Not slim

Not perfect

Definitely not little...

And then the pictures..

Oooops! That's telling me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys over doing it when describing themselves as straight :

110% straight. Straight as a die etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wont meet tall women

What about women who won't meet short men?

Or even average height men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'i don't bite unless you want me to'"

Yeah, that's another. Anything witless.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A gunt"

What's a gunt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who try and act all educated by quoting the name of a famous book but spelling it wrong

What if they are like me and badly Dyslexic?

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

"A gunt

What's a gunt?

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It's where a lady's belly is so large that you can't see where her belly ends , and her vagina starts . It's a mish mash of two words......gut....and , well I think you get the idea . ( Think Peter Griffin naked )

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A gunt

What's a gunt?

It's where a lady's belly is so large that you can't see where her belly ends , and her vagina starts . It's a mish mash of two words......gut....and , well I think you get the idea . ( Think Peter Griffin naked )

Ooooh. Im only ever put off if the belly is by the knees tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A combination of user name & avatar would put me off initially.

The veri trial can be a sticking point too.

Generally though I go by instinct, if it feels wrong then so be it.

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