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By *eliciouslady OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

After many years of fun and intimate friendship, my 3 vibrators have now all given up on me.

Reliable Mr Rabbit was the last to say 'Enough'

RIP silver bullet, pink rabbit and purple ribbed. I'll never forget you (sheds a tear)

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By *hocolateRodMan
over a year ago

London and over UK


"After many years of fun and intimate friendship, my 3 vibrators have now all given up on me.

Reliable Mr Rabbit was the last to say 'Enough'

RIP silver bullet, pink rabbit and purple ribbed. I'll never forget you (sheds a tear)

"

Is there a cemetery where they get buried?

Who will say the last rites?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I hope you will be 'rehoming'another one soon;)

Miss

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By *indingDeemoMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Go down to your local Ann summers shelter.

Won't feel the same but will fill the empty void

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By *G48Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

I have a brand new Rabbit that needs re homing lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh how frustrating when this happens , or the batteries die (remote controls save the day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain. The new purple rabbit died after only a few months

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By *hocolateRodMan
over a year ago

London and over UK


"Go down to your local Ann summers shelter.

Won't feel the same but will fill the empty void "

If you go to th Ann summers shop - they actually have a collection charity box - the money goes to a rest home for knackered dildos - so they have dignity in their old age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rabbit only lasted a year XXX

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By *imply DifferentCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

Lelos are the future!

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By *anDare70Man
over a year ago

kirkby

Surely dildoes should be cremated as they clearly don't stay buried.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Surely dildoes should be cremated as they clearly don't stay buried. "

Does the earth move for them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a vibrator that is 31 years old and still works. They don't make them like that any more

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice


"After many years of fun and intimate friendship, my 3 vibrators have now all given up on me.

Reliable Mr Rabbit was the last to say 'Enough'

RIP silver bullet, pink rabbit and purple ribbed. I'll never forget you (sheds a tear)

"

im gob smacked you wore three out hopfully you will give another three a good home and have many happy years with them xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hope you have a suitable burial plot in the back garden xxx

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

How do you replace the old ones?

O the choices for new ones are endless, has the technology has moved on in three years?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lovehoney is your friend and will help you get over your sad loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a Lelo toy, they come with a 1 year warrantee! Best money we ever spent x

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By *ockyjohnMan
over a year ago

North West

Sounds like they were well used - poor buggers gave up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

must be something in the air - my wand seems to be lacking a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a vibrator that is 31 years old and still works. They don't make them like that any more "

Is it made from bakelite

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I was devastated when my favourite toy gave up on me! Bloody wimp it was placed but nothing had ever quite come up to the same standard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i will be in shit street if my fingers give up the ghost

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"After many years of fun and intimate friendship, my 3 vibrators have now all given up on me.

Reliable Mr Rabbit was the last to say 'Enough'

RIP silver bullet, pink rabbit and purple ribbed. I'll never forget you (sheds a tear)

"

made me chuckle...thankyou xx

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