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Was doing a girl from behind the other night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

when i pushed a chocolate egg up her arse.

It kinder surprised her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when i pushed a chocolate egg up her arse.

It kinder surprised her"

terriable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That cracked me up

What days to eggs dread? Fry days.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Eggcellent yoke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do baby chickens dance?

Chick-to-chick.

What did the Spanish egg farmer say to his chickens?

Oh lay!

What do you call an excited Chicken?

Henthusiastic

Thats it I promise (fingers crossed)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

those jokes are eggstremely poor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"those jokes are eggstremely poor "

Did you mean yokes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"those jokes are eggstremely poor "

Thats fully accepted as long as you give an example of a very good easter egg/chicken joke... anyone can scoff but how do you tell yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"those jokes are eggstremely poor

Thats fully accepted as long as you give an example of a very good easter egg/chicken joke... anyone can scoff but how do you tell yours "

what do u mean it is "acceptable"....i thought it was eggsalent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"those jokes are eggstremely poor

Thats fully accepted as long as you give an example of a very good easter egg/chicken joke... anyone can scoff but how do you tell yours

what do u mean it is "acceptable"....i thought it was eggsalent! "

I accepted your point that my jokes were bad and challenged you to do better but you havent so far lol. Youve recycled already posted ones - at least mine were unique!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont be hard on him, he will go back into his shell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey miss "i'm the egg joke know-it-all"...i havnt recycled anything...i didnt see that other guys comment

and my joke was original....and it did beat urs...hands down...gave ur joke an ass kicking...infact, ur egg joke was "shellshocked" hahahahha (i am soooo good it's unreal)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont be hard on him, he will go back into his shell."

lol....that was so bad it made me chuckle almost cracked me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" almost cracked me up "

damn, that was done too ok, i'm running out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why didn't the egg play on the computer very much?

His brain would be fried.

ok is it me, or am i getting carried away with these?!?! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" almost cracked me up

damn, that was done too ok, i'm running out"

....of yokes were the last words of the F1 Egg Team as they smashed into the barrier..

there we go a joint effort - its a draw!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" almost cracked me up

damn, that was done too ok, i'm running out

....of yokes were the last words of the F1 Egg Team as they smashed into the barrier..

there we go a joint effort - its a draw!!!!!"

ok, high five!! lol still reckon i edged it, but i'm happy to keep a smile on your face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cant edge it when you quoted one of mine!!! Thats subliminal acceptance of my win. I was magnanimous in calling it a draw and you still want more!! I bet you nab all the covers too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You cant edge it when you quoted one of mine!!! Thats subliminal acceptance of my win. I was magnanimous in calling it a draw and you still want more!! I bet you nab all the covers too...."

nab all the covers....pffft, why do i need to do that when the couch is free for guest lol (that was a joke before people vilify me for sexest remarks)

anyway...the quality of my jokes were that of a higher standard in comparison, regardless of me plagiarising

x x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You cant edge it when you quoted one of mine!!! Thats subliminal acceptance of my win. I was magnanimous in calling it a draw and you still want more!! I bet you nab all the covers too....

nab all the covers....pffft, why do i need to do that when the couch is free for guest lol (that was a joke before people vilify me for sexest remarks)

anyway...the quality of my jokes were that of a higher standard in comparison, regardless of me plagiarising

x x x x "

Im going to win the 100 metres mens sprint final at the 2012 Olympics in London.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Im going to win the 100 metres mens sprint final at the 2012 Olympics in London."

that's just being silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Im going to win the 100 metres mens sprint final at the 2012 Olympics in London.

that's just being silly "

No its called being as outrageous as you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good you 2!!!, its a draw, lol. i think I'm called a lurker. if that's spelt right, hello to all in the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very good you 2!!!, its a draw, lol. i think I'm called a lurker. if that's spelt right, hello to all in the forums."

draw??? DRAW??? hell no...i win and thats final lol men are supposed to stick together...obviously when possibilities of sex are involved, that goes right out the window eh lol

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By *ominantPerv85Man
over a year ago

Maidstone

I'd like to thank you for 'scrambling' around, trying to come up with all this jokes. Most of which have now been 'poached', thank you 'kinder'ly.

I can feel that my next lot werent going to be any better, so ill say no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm learning,lol.

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