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Excuses you have been given

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By *easing_two OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury

What's the mos lame or stupid excuses that you have recived, from someone that you was ment to meet?

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By *rebor1955Man
over a year ago

Bristol

How does anyone try to arrange to meet you in the first place without access to your profile?

Confused!!

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By *easing_two OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury

We are enjoying the forums and not meeting anyone new.

This is a conversation starter not a meet request.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are enjoying the forums and not meeting anyone new.

This is a conversation starter not a meet request. "

We've had people cancel due to a hangover. Always found that a bit lame.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

On my old profile,a man cancelled me as he had childcare problems.Thats fine,understand family comes first,untill i saw his new verification the next day.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a lady cancel an hour before the meet saying her dad had just died then next day mailed us and asked to meet that night lol

We think most people on here arrange a few meets thinking they will be let down

We think that's a crap way of treating people but sadly I think it's on the increase

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

We've had meets cancelled three times, the first time we knew was legitimate, the second was a man we now realise was unlikely ever to actually meet the third was a man we had cancelled who we're fairly sure played tit for tat. It happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got "Hubby is on the other side of town and is not doing as he's told"

This was after standing at the meeting point for almost 30mins.

I would have preferred a simple thanks but no thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best one for me... "I've lost my dog"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only had two cancellations over the years. One deleted her profile even though she was chasing me. The other just didnt show. Was a shame as had booked some time off, booked a hotel etc. She seemed so very genuine too. Luckily thats it. The rest have been brilliant. Saying that I never rush into a meet and can usually out the fakes and time wasters in a few messages.

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

The wife's putting the kids to bed so can't sneak out just yet. Soon as she's in bed i'll say I'm taking the dog for walk and pop round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a guy cancel coming to a party citing that his auntie had been in a car crash that afternoon and he needed to tend to her. Fine, OK, until he messaged another girl going to the party saying it was his Nan in the car accident, and said it was his cousin to someone else,,,.

Amazing how many people's car break down at the last minute, dog needs emergency vet visit, Nan has died (again), babysitter cancelled, house been hit by meteorite etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best we've had was:

Sorry but I've got no shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On my old profile,a man cancelled me as he had childcare problems.Thats fine,understand family comes first,untill i saw his new verification the next day.

Miss"

Yes we've had similar experiences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a cpl saying ' we've just had arguement as can't decide if to meet or not to meet" another is we haven't even got a fiver put in for petrol ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have had a few, but we always assure people that we won't get all pissy and stroppy if they cancel as long as they let us know well in advance.

Last minute nerves, change of heart or better offer whatever the case maybe.

As long as we are told and not left sitting there like a couple of twats.

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By *easing_two OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury


"Best we've had was:

Sorry but I've got no shoes.

"

Lol that's great.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Best we've had was:

Sorry but I've got no shoes.

"

I've had "I've lost one of my shoes". But he still turned up. Just a bit late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best we've had was:

Sorry but I've got no shoes.

I've had "I've lost one of my shoes". But he still turned up. Just a bit late. "

Hopping I assume?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Best we've had was:

Sorry but I've got no shoes.

I've had "I've lost one of my shoes". But he still turned up. Just a bit late.

Hopping I assume? "

No. But I think next time he changes his profile name he should call himself Cinderella.

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By *easing_two OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury


"Best we've had was:

Sorry but I've got no shoes.

I've had "I've lost one of my shoes". But he still turned up. Just a bit late.

Hopping I assume?

No. But I think next time he changes his profile name he should call himself Cinderella. "

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I have to fly to Italy. Now.

I've forgotten it's football tonight.

My kid has stubbed his toe and might have to go to hospital (that one was last night)

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

My favorite (heard about 4 months after the weekend away he never showed up for was over and done):

I was on the way to meet you, got in an accident and the guys in the other car got out and stabbed me. I was in the hospital for months as it wouldn't heal.

He showed me the bright red scar on cam. So--true? Still--we never met again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car broken into, wallet and phone stolen so no way to communicate...but he was on fab that night. No apology at the time.

Cancelled again two weeks later...house broken into. Unluckiest man on fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad had a strock, this one comes back on a regular basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. What type of excuse is this.???

Seriously, IF I get replies they are mostly polite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy who arranged for me to drive to a coffee shop near his work place, only about 10 mins drive from me. Sent a message to see if I was there, and when I replied he was, he said he couldn't get out of of work even though we had only arranged it less than half an hour before

I have a feeling it was vindictive because I had put him off a few times as I don't get much free time for meets. He waited for me to get there first then tried to say I wasn't verified, even though my summary was visible.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Drank too much last night, lost my wallet, just been sick and I'm scared and crying on my bed, my tummy is swollen and I'm.on my way to hospital, I just ran someone over and I'm in shock, ...

All over the years that I have been on here.

Obviously not all at once. Some were true, and some were not, but I would say that my criteria is so much stronger now and I and I only meet by chance, or people I already know in clubs I'm going to anyway now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

list is long

Social meet before anything...waited at a local bar for 1 hour then drove home. At home received textmsg "Where are u?" answered back at home..reply "Were u wearing red coat and sitting outside the bar?" He had our face pictures...

Another couple this time arranged to meet at 8 in a pub (posh). Were there at 7:30 as hubby is anal with times...Waited waited...locals started staring at us so at 9 we left.

Around 10ish we get a message sorry running late she couldn't get ready in time Err I (f) work on Sundays, got home, showered slapped on make-up and were on time.. They both according to their profile don't work weekends and only meet at weekends...

Some excuses are real and others are just taking the piss out of people...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just realised you cock is too big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have the kids, arranged a meet for today after chatting since Friday emailed each other numerous pics. Although I knew something wasn't right when I asked her to send a pic doing something to confirm her pics was real and she Didt. We was meant to meet today I emailed treaters at asking if we still in and she goes she can't meet got the kids not like she told me straight away once she knew but only when I asked. I knew she Didt seem real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best we've had was:

Sorry but I've got no shoes.

"

I would walk bare foot

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By *onlyshowWoman
over a year ago

your dreams

Despite telling him we would have to get a hotel room and agreeing a date, three days before he told me he didn't like having sex in hotels.

I'm not sure where he thought we were going to do it but I certainly wasn't doing it in the back of his van..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was meant to have a social meet. The bloke cancelled a couple of days before, saying he had left his mobile at his mother's house 200 miles away and had to go and get it, could we reschedule.

I said okay.

Never heard from him again, I didn't block him

XXX

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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria

We let another couple down last night so we're letting you down so we can "make amends" to them.

True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also have had

I have had a phone call to go and see a relative in hospital before it is too late (was not impressed with that one, I have had that call in reality)

There is a problem with my house miles away, I have to go and sort it out.

My daughter got taken to hospital in night (possibly true)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its so rubbish it may actually be true!

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By *easing_two OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury

Some of the excuses amaze me. We only ever had one from a guy that told us he was single, tell us he was meeting his girlfriend. He was then blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the excuses amaze me. We only ever had one from a guy that told us he was single, tell us he was meeting his girlfriend. He was then blocked."

Not an excuse but was sent to wrong address then blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse than an excuse. Stood up in a local park, daytime may I add ! wearing short dress nice heels etc

No message nothing.

Got a message 8 hours later to say his kid broke his wrist at school and had been in A&E all day . Fair enough, but he had previously told me he had no kids ! Obviously forgot

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

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My worse one

"I had to take my sister to hospital as she was having a miscarriage",

and guess what, a verification for that very time he was supposed to meet me ,and was supposed to be at hospital with his sister was added.....

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think


"My worse one

"I had to take my sister to hospital as she was having a miscarriage",

and guess what, a verification for that very time he was supposed to meet me ,and was supposed to be at hospital with his sister was added....."

If he blew you out the fella seriously needs his head examined x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noones ever really pulled out of meeting me as far as I can recall, but I think am all time favourite that I have heard from various stages throughout like and it's probably genuine a lot of the time.......

Not tonight sweetheart, it's rag week !

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

You didn't show he says, you didn't text me to say you were on your way I say. I'll come back he says, where was it again?

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire


"My worse one

"I had to take my sister to hospital as she was having a miscarriage",

and guess what, a verification for that very time he was supposed to meet me ,and was supposed to be at hospital with his sister was added....."

Wow. That is the sort of shit you just don't lie about. What a disgusting lowlife. You did well not meeting him

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By *imply DifferentCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

Walks in, starts touching L's arse

"Oh I left my condoms in the car"

His car must be a great distance away... He was our first meet, fully verified and is still looking for those condoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing how many 'unlucky' people there are on Fab eh....

What with all the death and destructiom

We too have had similar....

Never again for us...once bitten etc.

Now we would only meet in a club

At least the evening isn't going to be wasted.

Never say never I guess but it would take someone bloody special to get us meeting outside a club

X

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

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"My worse one

"I had to take my sister to hospital as she was having a miscarriage",

and guess what, a verification for that very time he was supposed to meet me ,and was supposed to be at hospital with his sister was added.....

Wow. That is the sort of shit you just don't lie about. What a disgusting lowlife. You did well not meeting him"

Thank you. What kind of person would use a lie like that?

I don't even have words to describe what I thought

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"My worse one

"I had to take my sister to hospital as she was having a miscarriage",

and guess what, a verification for that very time he was supposed to meet me ,and was supposed to be at hospital with his sister was added.....

If he blew you out the fella seriously needs his head examined x"

Thank you. I'm glad I didnt meet him with behaviour like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My single female friend was told last week that the male couldn't meet as his mum was rushed to hospital with a heart attack an hour before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one's ever bothered making up an excuse for me, they just didn't turn up.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Broken ankle from football. However, 2 weeks later posted a status about enjoying his French ski holiday.

Amazing recovery.

He's messaged and winked a few times. I blank him exactly as he blanked me.

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