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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I seem to be suffering from crossed thread syndrome... oh well, lets roll with it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i dont to what to say lol

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"well i dont to what to say lol"

Try talking utter crap for a bit, seems to work for me

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Zombie bum, does that mean it might drop off at any minute.

Or is it full of buckshot.

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Could be either I guess...

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

use that great battlefield item on it.

Superglue, it is what it was invented for.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Do zombies poo?

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Do zombies poo?"

A very good question, and one that could prove vital to escaping a zombie hoard. Last thing you need is to slip over on a zombie turd and get your entrails unwound for you.

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Do zombies poo?"

Right, 'magical' zombies aside for a moment a quick Google has revealed this:

"... technically, zombies would have to be alive in some sense. The original host of the body is dead, but now it would technically be another type of organism. And it would follow that their digestive systems, while it may have changed, would have to work."

So yes.

Bollox, that means another rewrite of my Z-Day plan now.

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

No Zombie poo, so need to worry about silpping about in it.

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Google is incorrect. And that is just it.

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I've emailed the question to the Ministry of Defence and I'm expecting a reply shortly, I shall pass on the official response when it arrives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmm zombies

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Do zombies poo?

Right, 'magical' zombies aside for a moment a quick Google has revealed this:

"... technically, zombies would have to be alive in some sense. The original host of the body is dead, but now it would technically be another type of organism. And it would follow that their digestive systems, while it may have changed, would have to work."

So yes.

Bollox, that means another rewrite of my Z-Day plan now. "

I suspected as much. If they didn't have a digestive system they could only eat once. Most of the zombies I have seen continue eating for weeks before being playfully batted with a snooker cue or hit with a shopping trolley.

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Do zombies poo?

Right, 'magical' zombies aside for a moment a quick Google has revealed this:

"... technically, zombies would have to be alive in some sense. The original host of the body is dead, but now it would technically be another type of organism. And it would follow that their digestive systems, while it may have changed, would have to work."

So yes.

Bollox, that means another rewrite of my Z-Day plan now.

I suspected as much. If they didn't have a digestive system they could only eat once. Most of the zombies I have seen continue eating for weeks before being playfully batted with a snooker cue or hit with a shopping trolley."

If they can digest brains and poo, that must mean they can shag as well...mmmmmmm... interesting.

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Okay the MOD have just replied to the zombie poo question:

"Please stay exactly where you are for the next 30 minutes, one of our carefully selected operatives will be along shortly to collect you for a free tour of one of our facilities. Please ensure you have no sharp objects to hand and unlock the door to await his arrival"

It's a bit of an odd reply, but I'm sure the nice man will explain it all when he arrives.

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Why are their lots of red dots on the walls? They seem to be coming through the windows from the roof tops...

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Oh, there here....they've got a nice jacket for me to wear as well.

"Hello, please don't knock the door down like that....ouch, hang on....."

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