FabSwingers.com forum: unwashed fannys

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

just want to see what you lot think about unwashed fannys, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Not bad with a dash of chilli sauce and a green leaf salad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up until a while ago - I rather luckily hadn't experienced one...but now I have, OMG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eh you guys love it. the waft and aroma of pissy minge....gets yer queuing up for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you mean we are supposed to wash it???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have known 3 since we started swinging.

The last one was so bad, it nearly put me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have known 3 since we started swinging.

The last one was so bad, it nearly put me off

ah Jack you said it wasnt soooo bad at the time, you said my ciggie breath put you off more and the minge was more preferable to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you mean we are supposed to wash it???

sassy tell yer wot, you wash mine and i will wash yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have known 3 since we started swinging.

The last one was so bad, it nearly put me off

ah Jack you said it wasnt soooo bad at the time, you said my ciggie breath put you off more and the minge was more preferable to it

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Young guys love a bit of disco minge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" it nearly put me off

Wasn't that bad then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" it nearly put me off

Wasn't that bad then! "

just held my breath, tried not to sniff, and just went for it

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

New job, Left the grass cutting behind.

Started as a full time minge washer.

£2.99 per minge.

Any takers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

suppose i best get mine done.. if i give you the extra 1p,, will you do the taste test??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing like a bit of post-training sweaty minge...straight from the gym, dripping with sweat and juice...xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just want to see what you lot think about unwashed fannys, lol"

Unpleasant and too many around especially when it gets warmer. Never any excuse for poor hygiene no matter how big you are.

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

It 10p for that test.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It 10p for that test.

jeeeez your expensive.. but needs must.

bet your a con artist really £2.99 for the initial clean, 10p for the taste test.. then another £2.99 for another clean up after you've made me all 'dirty' again... followed by another 10p to make sure you've cleaned up good enough...

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Should have said taste test done after first clean.

Rubber gloves optional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should have said taste test done after first clean.

Rubber gloves optional.

Kinky

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

ah guilty as charged.

What ever it takes.

I will through in a minge massage free of charge if that'll help, with every clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

unclean piss flaps a big no no, are they just plain flaps when clean then?

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

butterfly wings, when clean, I think you'll find.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheers, seen a few that resemble moths wings.

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

Is there a reason for this???? Honestly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a woman turn up and she hadn't washed. Why do they do that?

I got mi hubby to kick him out yatter yatter yatter.

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By *ay112Man
over a year ago

northwest

Theres no excuse for it, scruffy infact, having the waft that reminds you off a tuna sarnie aint great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive not shaved it for about a year or washed either.. just dust it with a bit of talcum powder every now and then

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I've never washed my fanny...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having virtually no scence of taste or smell seems to have advantages after all xx

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Join the queue to have it clean by the professionals.

One jetpower wash coming right up.

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

thats not an advantage, Smelly means bad karma.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a reason for this???? Honestly!

Come on gorgeous, you don't need to start a "look at me thread" some aren't as blessed!!!

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

[Removed by poster at 17/04/11 22:30:14]

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

"Is there a reason for this???? Honestly!

Come on gorgeous, you don't need to start a "look at me thread" some aren't as blessed!!!

I was having my supper,

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By *obblybitsCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

oh dear god I met someone in passing and had to take my leave it was so bad..... I was having fun up until then..

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

BUCKET PLEASE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once you get past the smell you've got it licked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why haven't we got one of those spewy smilies?

XXXX

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Had an ex g/f who smelt like Grimsby docks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just like cheesy cocks mind u i found pussy lickin strange at first so many flaps wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" so many flaps wow "

What mutant freaks of nature are you meeting?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

" so many flaps wow

What mutant freaks of nature are you meeting?!!

HAHAAAA! I just spat some coffee out at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just want to see what you lot think about unwashed fannys, lol"

how long we talking here?

weeks?

months?

Twice a year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just want to see what you lot think about unwashed fannys, lol

how long we talking here?

weeks?

months?

Twice a year?

twice a year, birthday n christmas

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Dont know what got to me more there....

Unwashed OR fanny!!!!! LOL

Do people still call it that???? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont know what got to me more there....

Unwashed OR fanny!!!!! LOL

Do people still call it that???? lol"

I say fanny alot in chat, but most know am kiddin...I'd never go down on a girl and say fanny,pie,c*nt(altho some women like the C word and encourage u to say it lol)-think Pussy is the universal standard nowadays??

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Loathe the C word....

Wont even type it....

If a guy says it to me....he got no chance lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yukkkkkkkkkkk just as bad as un -clean cocks yukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk and no way am i going there . xx jo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just want to see what you lot think about unwashed fannys, lol"

I'm into men only so haven't experienced an unwashed fanny to be able to tell you what I think about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loathe the C word....

Wont even type it....

If a guy says it to me....he got no chance lol

uses C word...but will say CLEFT x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just want to see what you lot think about unwashed fannys, lol

how long we talking here?

weeks?

months?

Twice a year?

twice a year, birthday n christmas"

in that case.....me likes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah, unwashed pussy, like the inside of a shithouse door from a fishing boat.

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

no excuse for an unclean fanny or cock just pure vile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no excuse for an unclean fanny or cock just pure vile!

yeahh some guys think they can get the girls gagging just thru size alone!!!

If i went down on a smelly pussy I think i'd boak...not the kinda gush I like lol

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

"no excuse for an unclean fanny or cock just pure vile!

yeahh some guys think they can get the girls gagging just thru size alone!!!

If i went down on a smelly pussy I think i'd boak...not the kinda gush I like lol"

lol its just manners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nasty. No excuse really.

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

The great unwashed, I would run a mile.

Surely no one one here would turn up to a meet with having a wash.

Although, one of my meets started in a shower, no better way to make sure that fanny and cock are shining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The great unwashed, I would run a mile.

Surely no one one here would turn up to a meet with having a wash.

Although, one of my meets started in a shower, no better way to make sure that fanny and cock are shining.

thanks for making me think of THAT scene from the shining _icboy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a no no. Clean and sweet smelling only!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think we should all have beedays like over seas would help maybe , lol xx

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By *averiMan
over a year ago

Swindon to bristol

wish they take this subject off....its upsetting me.

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"The great unwashed, I would run a mile.

Surely no one one here would turn up to a meet with having a wash.

Although, one of my meets started in a shower, no better way to make sure that fanny and cock are shining.

thanks for making me think of THAT scene from the shining _icboy..."

Glad to be of service.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fred and elsie are both in their 80's and decide that to spice their lives up they would try a bit of 69. Fred takes his teeth out, and goes down on Elsie. 'Oh my God he shouts, it stinks down here.' 'Thats my arthritis' says Elsie. 'But Arthritis doesnt smell' he replies.

'I know', she says 'but I cant wipe my arse!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wish they take this subject off....its upsetting me.

I feel your pain: the "variations" on a theme of "would you..." threads has the same effect on me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just want to see what you lot think about unwashed fannys, lol

how long we talking here?

weeks?

months?

Twice a year?

twice a year, birthday n christmas

in that case.....me likes

its me birthday next month

friday the 13th actually, unlucky for some, preferably you if i havent washed me muff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unpleasant and too many around especially when it gets warmer. Never any excuse for poor

hygiene no matter how big you are

sponge on a stick should work

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By *averiMan
over a year ago

Swindon to bristol

a bloke goes up to a girl and says' can I smell your fanny?'

'No, now piss off' she said

'oh' he says ' must be your feet then'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just want to see what you lot think about unwashed fannys, lol

Unpleasant and too many around especially when it gets warmer. Never any excuse for poor hygiene no matter how big you are. "

No matter how big we are? Can thinner people not smell?

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By *orcssteveMan
over a year ago

kidderminster

Never had one, girls are very clean these days, lol but it is a turn on for me, I hope I get to taste one someday. Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte used to send messages to his wife not to wash for a couple of days before he got back so she would smell like a peasant girl, if it's good enough for an emperor..

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By *eppoMan
over a year ago

London Colney

Not good

Very off putting in my book

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Don't suppose mine is going to smell great in a couple of hour's. Hot night + little play this morning + plus sweating my bum off with an hours exercise is not going to end in a fresh fanny I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cripes this thread is a blast from the past. ..lol

I've said it before I say it again. .

like putting ur tongue on a pp9 battery. ...it's wrong but you will still do it

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

Depends on who's it is. If it's ur Mrs n u know how long it's been unwashed for it's different (plus u know if it's sticky down ther then it's u that made the mess) lol

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

"Don't suppose mine is going to smell great in a couple of hour's. Hot night + little play this morning + plus sweating my bum off with an hours exercise is not going to end in a fresh fanny I'm afraid."
not fresh n stagnant are two different things lol

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By *ortobello26Man
over a year ago

Dublin

I love a strong tasting fanny.....

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

Fem fresh for that dodgey c##t in your life sometimes called Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Douche please x

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