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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I keep getting mail off ladies and couples on a fairly regular basis, I have met lots of nice people at a local club, I've had several great meets, even a few regular ones, I have lots of verifications too...

So what am I doing wrong? How do I stop all this? I just want to be like all the other guys who have been on site for 3 months and make a lonely plea on the forums.

It's driving me potty.

Help!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"I keep getting mail off ladies and couples on a fairly regular basis, I have met lots of nice people at a local club, I've had several great meets, even a few regular ones, I have lots of verifications too...

So what am I doing wrong? How do I stop all this? I just want to be like all the other guys who have been on site for 3 months and make a lonely plea on the forums.

It's driving me potty.

Help! "

Well you clearly dont have a clue!So where to start...

Firstly your name,i mean how am i to judge wheter you are the requisite 8

" + by some silly name like _nvictus.Change immediatly to something like "Sir bigusdickus10" "

Pictures are vital,no cock shots or picture taken in front of a mirror to prove you are billy no mates!i dont even think you are trying.

Thirdly your profile,its got humour and words and personality.Ffs we are here for sex mate,reading isnt part of the deal

How about

"Hi looking for women ,men,couples,18 to 99,i good fuck,message me"

Says all anyone needs to know!

Hope i have helped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mm its that sexy bum that does it.. need to change your profile pic.

oh but hold on just has a sneaky peak and i'm sorry to say that even changing your pic wont help , too sexy live with it .xx

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

wud txt spch help?

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

no, a big pair of Y's might.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you need to stop expressing personality and stop sending out personal messages.. copy n paste will get the desired effects

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

put your face pic up. That will stop them

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I keep getting mail off ladies and couples on a fairly regular basis, I have met lots of nice people at a local club, I've had several great meets, even a few regular ones, I have lots of verifications too...

So what am I doing wrong? How do I stop all this? I just want to be like all the other guys who have been on site for 3 months and make a lonely plea on the forums.

Same here don't peeps know I've got life not just swinging oh does it mean I have to have more meets

It's driving me potty.

Help! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"put your face pic up. That will stop them "

with a paperbag over

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"put your face pic up. That will stop them "

Would calling certain women bitches help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, your profile is a mess to put it bluntly. What's with the humour? This is a serious business. In addition I think I see part your problem: The absence of a

RANT ABOUT FUKKIN TIMEWASTIN BASTADS UP THERE OWNE ARSE AND SHUD GET A LIFE IN CAPOTAL LETTTERS

The inclusion of the above, plus a very grainy webcam self-portrait should go some way towards rectifying the situation.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"put your face pic up. That will stop them

Would calling certain women bitches help? "

well you usually call me one on a daily basis, why is why I never answer your messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and a close-up shot of your unwashed cock, complete with foreskin stilton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you need to get a pic done of yer cock dribbling spunk over some womans face

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

What with these great tips and the information in the 'bath or shower' and 'unwashed cocks' threads I reckon I could be onto a looser here!

Thanks guys! I knew I could count on you to help put me down.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I keep getting mail off ladies and couples on a fairly regular basis, I have met lots of nice people at a local club, I've had several great meets, even a few regular ones, I have lots of verifications too...

So what am I doing wrong? How do I stop all this? I just want to be like all the other guys who have been on site for 3 months and make a lonely plea on the forums.

It's driving me potty.

Help! "

Give it time.

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"put your face pic up. That will stop them

Would calling certain women bitches help? "

I'm sure that Will help your cause just send your unwanted meets my way

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"

put your face pic up. That will stop them

Would calling certain women bitches help?

I'm sure that Will help your cause just send your unwanted meets my way "

No problem.

I've just given 64 blokes and 12 TV's your details.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I don't know... your avatar works for me everyday... even laminated it for easy wipe...

stop whining....

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"I don't know... your avatar works for me everyday... even laminated it for easy wipe...

stop whining.... "

What the hell, share the luuuv dude.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I don't know... your avatar works for me everyday... even laminated it for easy wipe...

stop whining....

What the hell, share the luuuv dude. "

I share it with your pic daily..

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"I don't know... your avatar works for me everyday... even laminated it for easy wipe...

stop whining....

What the hell, share the luuuv dude.

I share it with your pic daily.. "

My first camp follower

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I don't know... your avatar works for me everyday... even laminated it for easy wipe...

stop whining....

What the hell, share the luuuv dude.

I share it with your pic daily..

My first camp follower "

fancy getting a couple profile together

you suit mrs _iew....

go on, go on... pleaseeeeeeeeeee

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"

put your face pic up. That will stop them

Would calling certain women bitches help?

I'm sure that Will help your cause just send your unwanted meets my way

No problem.

I've just given 64 blokes and 12 TV's your details. "

And there's you saying on your profile your Str8 your really A closit bi you tart

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"

put your face pic up. That will stop them

Would calling certain women bitches help?

I'm sure that Will help your cause just send your unwanted meets my way

No problem.

I've just given 64 blokes and 12 TV's your details.

And there's you saying on your profile your Str8 your really A closit bi you tart "

oi ... don't you pick on mrs _iew like that... you big brute

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

You've reminded me I need to say I'm 110% straight and then have 24 TV's as friends as well.

That always seems to go down well.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

and yet another tease...

where's Funky when I need comforting

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


" and yet another tease...

where's Funky when I need comforting "

Oi! I have feelings too you know, you can't just dump me for the next nice arse that wiggles past.

Hmmmpppff, men!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


" and yet another tease...

where's Funky when I need comforting

Oi! I have feelings too you know, you can't just dump me for the next nice arse that wiggles past.

Hmmmpppff, men!! "

if it helps with your str8ness... you can call me Gloria as I suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, and a close-up shot of your unwashed cock, complete with foreskin stilton"

Dont forget to have either beer bottle or sky remote so we can compare size

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"

put your face pic up. That will stop them

Would calling certain women bitches help?

I'm sure that Will help your cause just send your unwanted meets my way

No problem.

I've just given 64 blokes and 12 TV's your details.

And there's you saying on your profile your Str8 your really A closit bi you tart

oi ... don't you pick on mrs _iew like that... you big brute "

Here's me thinking you were my bitch

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"

put your face pic up. That will stop them

Would calling certain women bitches help?

I'm sure that Will help your cause just send your unwanted meets my way

No problem.

I've just given 64 blokes and 12 TV's your details.

And there's you saying on your profile your Str8 your really A closit bi you tart

oi ... don't you pick on mrs _iew like that... you big brute

Here's me thinking you were my bitch "

I do have 2 hands you know...

and can multi task

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"

put your face pic up. That will stop them

Would calling certain women bitches help?

I'm sure that Will help your cause just send your unwanted meets my way

No problem.

I've just given 64 blokes and 12 TV's your details.

And there's you saying on your profile your Str8 your really A closit bi you tart

oi ... don't you pick on mrs _iew like that... you big brute

Here's me thinking you were my bitch

I do have 2 hands you know...

and can multi task "

You becarefull I Will send round one of my bi cpls friends hell sort you out but becarefull his wife has new strap on she wants to breakin

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Get a room you two!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocky bastard!!!!!!

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