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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Messages like,

I'm going to ride you until your balls are empty,

I'm going make you use your fingers on me until you cant feel your fingers anymore,

Stand behind me while I bend over and fuck you back into last week,

I'm going to suck you so hard you wont be able to cum again for a week,

Come on ladies be a bit more original we are not sex toys you know!

I couldn't wait for the Thursday rant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say I've ever had them unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if I sent a message to a guy like that they would be terrified

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm taking notes..anymore I should use next time I message a guy? Xx

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't say I've ever had them unfortunately "

Whooooosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only from men unfortunatley lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think if I sent a message to a guy like that they would be terrified "

Not as much as you would think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Messages like,

I'm going to ride you until your balls are empty,

I'm going make you use your fingers on me until you cant feel your fingers anymore,

Stand behind me while I bend over and fuck you back into last week,

I'm going to suck you so hard you wont be able to cum again for a week,

Come on ladies be a bit more original we are not sex toys you know!

I couldn't wait for the Thursday rant "

Thanks for the great message ideas OP, I think I shall go man hunting and try a couple of those. XXX

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By *REEN GRASSMan
over a year ago

worcester

If I got a nessage like that off s woman her address would be in my satnav in seconds.

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By *lackburn_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Blackburn

You must be seriously hot or a God in bed if women are saying those things to you lol. I've never said any of those things to men hahaha ok maybe the first one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes note... sends several fancy a fuck messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think if I sent a message to a guy like that they would be terrified "

Maybe not

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By *laireandjamieCouple
over a year ago

west lothian


"Messages like,

I'm going to ride you until your balls are empty,

I'm going make you use your fingers on me until you cant feel your fingers anymore,

Stand behind me while I bend over and fuck you back into last week,

I'm going to suck you so hard you wont be able to cum again for a week,

Come on ladies be a bit more original we are not sex toys you know!

Well those definitely aren't in my repertoire though I have had guys say similar things to me............

I like to chat and flirt and have onversations lol X

I couldn't wait for the Thursday rant "

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

Being realistic, at my age, I'd think there is something unpleasant hidden behind such a proposal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Messages like,

I'm going to ride you until your balls are empty,

I'm going make you use your fingers on me until you cant feel your fingers anymore,

Stand behind me while I bend over and fuck you back into last week,

I'm going to suck you so hard you wont be able to cum again for a week,

Come on ladies be a bit more original we are not sex toys you know!

I couldn't wait for the Thursday rant

Thanks for the great message ideas OP, I think I shall go man hunting and try a couple of those. XXX"

think we should do a trial and post the results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being realistic, at my age, I'd think there is something unpleasant hidden behind such a proposal. "

If I made those proposals to you it wouldn't be unpleasant!!...... indecent maybe but not unpleasant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Makes note... sends several fancy a fuck messages"
haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still waiting for day i get that message lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guessing the op is alluding to the fact that women get messages like this all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to kiss you All over. Then I'm going to stroke your gorgeous cock hard and take you to heaven with my mouth.

Then I'm going to bounce up and down on you like a crazy bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the tips. But I do love draining them if bodily fluids xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha no I'd love to get some messages like that!

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By *REEN GRASSMan
over a year ago

worcester


"I'm going to kiss you All over. Then I'm going to stroke your gorgeous cock hard and take you to heaven with my mouth.

Then I'm going to bounce up and down on you like a crazy bitch "

Can you send me your postcode please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes mental note for future message material ~ thanks OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Messages like,

I'm going to ride you until your balls are empty,

I'm going make you use your fingers on me until you cant feel your fingers anymore,

Stand behind me while I bend over and fuck you back into last week,

I'm going to suck you so hard you wont be able to cum again for a week,

Come on ladies be a bit more original we are not sex toys you know!

I couldn't wait for the Thursday rant "
the ones on dating sites of hot women saying email me @easyminge.com haha!!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Can't get bored of what I don't get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think if I sent a message to a guy like that they would be terrified "

That's a testable hypothesis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm guessing the op is alluding to the fact that women get messages like this all the time. "

Yes, A example of sexism on fab

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

Just a tiny bit of decorum would be such a refreshing change on this site. Just a tiny amount is all I need to get me interested in someone.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?


"Messages like,

I'm going to ride you until your balls are empty,

I'm going make you use your fingers on me until you cant feel your fingers anymore,

Stand behind me while I bend over and fuck you back into last week,

I'm going to suck you so hard you wont be able to cum again for a week,

Come on ladies be a bit more original we are not sex toys you know!

I couldn't wait for the Thursday rant "

I have never had a message which contains those phrases.. A few of the words in all the phrases

The ones I recognise..

I'm, are, you, until, hard, week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't and haven't used any of those phrases. I have some respect for guys.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Messages like,

I'm going to ride you until your balls are empty,

I'm going make you use your fingers on me until you cant feel your fingers anymore,

Stand behind me while I bend over and fuck you back into last week,

I'm going to suck you so hard you wont be able to cum again for a week,

Come on ladies be a bit more original we are not sex toys you know!

I couldn't wait for the Thursday rant "

I see what you have done here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

post like this are why I love the forums

class lol lol lol

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Is this real, tongue in cheek or wishful thinking? I'm jealous whatever

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Oh dear OP you do attract some skanky sounding women, I'm not a whore so why would you sell yourself by your sexual Technique??? I'd rather.sell myself, the person not the pussy. I know this is swinging but I like a good old fashioned flirt before I whip out the "fancy a fuck" card!

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