FabSwingers.com forum: Worst message ever?

By *he_virgin_mary OP Woman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

"Want blow me while I wear me mum's knickers?"

Anyone had a worse message?

Do they actually think that kind of message would get a reply let alone a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha at least it's not his grans knickers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharing private messages is against forum rules. Prepare for the entry to naughty corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Want blow me while I wear me mum's knickers?"

Anyone had a worse message?

Do they actually think that kind of message would get a reply let alone a meet?"

I don't want to blow him, but I'm professionally fascinated by his request...

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

Hubby wants to know why you blocked him and is the answer yes?

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By *he_virgin_mary OP Woman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

"Sharing private messages is against forum rules. Prepare for the entry to naughty corner."

But there is nothing to identify the sender so what is the problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hubby wants to know why you blocked him and is the answer yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one saying "bitch"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will I get arrested if I screen shot your pics"

Same person on 2 different accounts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got one saying "bitch"

I got called a dog the other week because I wouldn't meet a guy then blocked x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Will I get arrested if I screen shot your pics"

Same person on 2 different accounts

I believe you can have more than one profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got one saying "bitch"

I got called a dog the other week because I wouldn't meet a guy then blocked x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have had a few.

One said they hoped us and our kids die a slow diseased death....this was after we refused to meet as one of our children was ill.

Another told me(hubby) that'd he'd kill me so that my wife would want him (a proper man!!) forever.

Really are some odd balls out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sharing private messages is against forum rules. Prepare for the entry to naughty corner.

But there is nothing to identify the sender so what is the problem?"

At a guess, the person who sent the message might read this and not be too happy you've shared a private message he sent you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do guys copy and paste a story as long as my arm? ??

Like I've got time to read it...It bores the pants of me!

Now they really are irritating messages

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"Sharing private messages is against forum rules. Prepare for the entry to naughty corner.

But there is nothing to identify the sender so what is the problem?"

You will get a ban.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one asking if he could smell my shoes while he had a wank.

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

have you got somewhere I could store a boat whilst down on holiday

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Folk wanting to eat my poo.

I save my favourites. It's a hobby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My list is endless so a few that stood out.

Can I have your soiled panties after your period?. Err? hello I'm 57?

Meet me for piss play.

I have erectile dysfunction but you could probably cure that'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was:

Hey beautiful lady, male half here X

If I look like a lady to you pal, you really need to go to specsavers.

Please bare in mind I'm a 6ft 2, 26st strongman with a fuck off beard haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was:

Hey beautiful lady, male half here X

If I look like a lady to you pal, you really need to go to specsavers.

Please bare in mind I'm a 6ft 2, 26st strongman with a fuck off beard haha"

Maybe he took a quick look at your profile pic and assumed you were the woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was:

Hey beautiful lady, male half here X

If I look like a lady to you pal, you really need to go to specsavers.

Please bare in mind I'm a 6ft 2, 26st strongman with a fuck off beard haha

Maybe he took a quick look at your profile pic and assumed you were the woman?"

I had an entirely different profile pic at the time aha, if you inbox me I'll send you the one it was aha

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

So many but I think the worst has to be something along the lines of a rape fantasy

Oh and somebody wanted to be my daddy

And piss in my mouth......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Want blow me while I wear me mum's knickers?"

Anyone had a worse message?

Do they actually think that kind of message would get a reply let alone a meet?"

Should I not get my hopes up then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was:

Hey beautiful lady, male half here X

If I look like a lady to you pal, you really need to go to specsavers.

Please bare in mind I'm a 6ft 2, 26st strongman with a fuck off beard haha

Maybe he took a quick look at your profile pic and assumed you were the woman?

I had an entirely different profile pic at the time aha, if you inbox me I'll send you the one it was aha"

If you fill your profile in I might ahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was actually last night. From a lady half of a couple.

It read like this,

I bet you would love to fuck me, but my boyfriends dick is bigger than yours so you cant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was:

Hey beautiful lady, male half here X

If I look like a lady to you pal, you really need to go to specsavers.

Please bare in mind I'm a 6ft 2, 26st strongman with a fuck off beard haha

Maybe he took a quick look at your profile pic and assumed you were the woman?

I had an entirely different profile pic at the time aha, if you inbox me I'll send you the one it was aha

If you fill your profile in I might ahahaha

I've only recently deleted it! Aha I intend to do it tomorrow when I'm bored. I'll fill my profile in if I can fill something of yours in?

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

""Want blow me while I wear me mum's knickers?"

Anyone had a worse message?

Do they actually think that kind of message would get a reply let alone a meet?"

Yes, much worse

But its not worth the ban and they are still here..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was:

Hey beautiful lady, male half here X

If I look like a lady to you pal, you really need to go to specsavers.

Please bare in mind I'm a 6ft 2, 26st strongman with a fuck off beard haha

Maybe he took a quick look at your profile pic and assumed you were the woman?

I had an entirely different profile pic at the time aha, if you inbox me I'll send you the one it was aha

If you fill your profile in I might ahahaha

I've only recently deleted it! Aha I intend to do it tomorrow when I'm bored. I'll fill my profile in if I can fill something of yours in?

Well that all depends on how interesting and amusing your profile will be my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was:

Hey beautiful lady, male half here X

If I look like a lady to you pal, you really need to go to specsavers.

Please bare in mind I'm a 6ft 2, 26st strongman with a fuck off beard haha

Maybe he took a quick look at your profile pic and assumed you were the woman?

I had an entirely different profile pic at the time aha, if you inbox me I'll send you the one it was aha

If you fill your profile in I might ahahaha

I've only recently deleted it! Aha I intend to do it tomorrow when I'm bored. I'll fill my profile in if I can fill something of yours in?

Well that all depends on how interesting and amusing your profile will be my lovely

I think I only need one word to sucessfully do that.

Goat.

Let's be honest, who doesn't find a baby goat amusing, interesting, cute and funny?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had some vile ones plus some damn right strange. Just had one asking did I want to see him suck his own cock... Politely declined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sharing private messages is against forum rules. Prepare for the entry to naughty corner."

Another do gooder

Bloody forum police

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By *andi_shopWoman
over a year ago

rotherham

Let me make you pregnant was one is rather forget!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sharing private messages is against forum rules. Prepare for the entry to naughty corner.

Another do gooder

Bloody forum police"

I don't think they were being serious, I read it as they were being tongue in cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sharing private messages is against forum rules. Prepare for the entry to naughty corner.

Another do gooder

Bloody forum police

I don't think they were being serious, I read it as they were being tongue in cheek

What is happening now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sharing private messages is against forum rules. Prepare for the entry to naughty corner.

Another do gooder

Bloody forum police

I don't think they were being serious, I read it as they were being tongue in cheek

Probably true .

I just hate people telling others the rules . U see it all the time .

Reminds me of the swatty kids that sucked up to the teacher and grassed on anyone having fun .

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I just had one that read:

Lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I can't remember details but have had some shockers.

One guy told me to get run over because I wouldn't meet him.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I just hate people telling others the rules . U see it all the time .

Reminds me of the swatty kids that sucked up to the teacher and grassed on anyone having fun ."

Rules are rules and no, they are not made to be broken. The forum could descend into chaos and upset a lot of people if there weren't rules.

Have you considered that telling people they are doing 'wrong' on here can be a way of helping them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just hate people telling others the rules . U see it all the time .

Reminds me of the swatty kids that sucked up to the teacher and grassed on anyone having fun .

Rules are rules and no, they are not made to be broken. The forum could descend into chaos and upset a lot of people if there weren't rules.

Have you considered that telling people they are doing 'wrong' on here can be a way of helping them?

We're all responsible for our own actions !

Make a mistake and get a days ban !

I should know but it won't stop me being honest .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway back on topic .

Can't say too much info but it involved the female half of a couple messaging me with her text number and saying her hubby doesn't need to know .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one asking if he could smell my shoes while he had a wank.

Everyone has to have a hobby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Want blow me while I wear me mum's knickers?"

Anyone had a worse message?

Do they actually think that kind of message would get a reply let alone a meet?"

That made me laugh thanks for that!

Tempting....

What kind of knickers were they?

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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago

Buckley North Wales

Messages like "hi u wanna fuk"get blocked not only for being utterly dreadful, but also on the grounds of grammer and spelling. Have seen few that are worse than that. Odd requests and kinks are fine in comparrison.

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By *he_virgin_mary OP Woman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

""Want blow me while I wear me mum's knickers?"

Anyone had a worse message?

Do they actually think that kind of message would get a reply let alone a meet?

That made me laugh thanks for that!

Tempting....

What kind of knickers were they?

I don't even want to think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My winning one so far is being asked "the biggest thing I've ever put up my shitter"

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Sharing private messages is against forum rules. Prepare for the entry to naughty corner.

But there is nothing to identify the sender so what is the problem?"

The clues in the word PRIVATE, and let me guess you value discretion in this lifestyle

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Oh my word,some of these are unbelievable.

I did have a man message me on my old profile,asking if i fancied a 3sum with him and his dog.When i declined ,he called me a prude.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have had a few.

One said they hoped us and our kids die a slow diseased death....this was after we refused to meet as one of our children was ill.

Another told me(hubby) that'd he'd kill me so that my wife would want him (a proper man!!) forever.

Really are some odd balls out there."

I hope you reported them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The human toilet one. Always makes me feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Want blow me while I wear me mum's knickers?"

Anyone had a worse message?

Do they actually think that kind of message would get a reply let alone a meet?"

I will suck you better then any women and swallow every drop hence why I blocked men profile clearly states I am single when I say we can watch tv I will pick you up.

My reply no sorry.

His reply then suck you dry as we watch tv.

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By *ylonSlutTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

Just had a first message off a guy asking if I liked his pics. Was him taking a dump. Then he got offended that I said I didn't like it

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Just had a first message off a guy asking if I liked his pics. Was him taking a dump. Then he got offended that I said I didn't like it

How did that get past the photo mods?!!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Just had a first message off a guy asking if I liked his pics. Was him taking a dump. Then he got offended that I said I didn't like it

How did that get past the photo mods?!!

Noticed a lot of pics that made it past the mods lately, lots of cartoons or logos with no representation of the person included at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning I had a first message from a guy imploring me to "look at the axe wound" on me, and assuring me that it could handle a fat cock stuffed in it "for sure".

That might be the worst message I've had here, and I've had some bad ones.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Rules are rules and no, they are not made to be broken.

Not even the stupid ones? This particular rule means no-one can post anything, ever as it might have been said in some random PM.

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By *ustMe06Woman
over a year ago

...the naughty spot.

Wanna go on Skype and watch me put safety pins though my cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have you got somewhere I could store a boat whilst down on holiday"

Must be a bit of w'anchor

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

Christ some of these are awfull. Are the people who post agreesive replies ate they naturally agressive or have not got the concept of swinging and think its a garenteed shag and are frustrated when the women uses her right to say no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and on that note, wtf is beasting?

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By *lawless doveWoman
over a year ago

bothwell

I get the occasional message asking for used panties or water play messages. Even had 1guy beg me to kick him in the balls whilst he wanked with my panties. I agreed if he let me use my ex's army boots (steel toe capped ones) but the worse came from a guy I had been chatting to for 3 months even met twice socially who when I declined an invite to a friends wedding as his plus one lost the plot and wished I ""got cancer like your dad and die a slow horrible death, now fuck off you Frigid bitch"" needless to say he was blocked and reported

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh shame, I was going to try out a few of these lines...don't think I'll bother now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and on that note, wtf is beasting?

When I used to play rugby, beasting was what happened when you missed a training session, on reflection, maybe this is referring to something else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not on here, but some guy started talking to me about dogs.

Like, I assumed it was some D/S thing with leashes and the like, but, nope, full on beastiality outta nowhere.

The scat/ws crowd are always surprisingly forward about it as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Subject: xx

Message: X

Now why?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can convince me why i should ill come and fuck your slut wife"

Normal a block and delete would suffice but this one deserved the "fuck off gobshite" lol

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Subject: xx

Message: X

Now why?!!

We got that one too lol

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By *r FirecrackerMan
over a year ago

London

I turned down a couple as they were not my type and they replied saying how dare I, as a single bloke I should be jumping at the chance to meet them!

Single bloke or not, standards are standards.

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By *orth South DivideCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Messages like "hi u wanna fuk"get blocked not only for being utterly dreadful, but also on the grounds of grammer and spelling. Have seen few that are worse than that. Odd requests and kinks are fine in comparrison."

* grammar

Sorry, had to be done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basically you can see from the multitude of shit house messages people receive why a lot of people are single and no fucker wants them so they resort to begging on sex sites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a couple where they've said Indian girls is a fantasy, I've politely said no and then get racist stuff saying they didn't want to meet anyway!!

The other messages are 'hi' or my favourite 'X'!!

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Any messages offering money

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over a year ago

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I've had a couple where they've said Indian girls is a fantasy, I've politely said no and then get racist stuff saying they didn't want to meet anyway!!

The other messages are 'hi' or my favourite 'X'!!"

I've had the occasional "I've always wanted to try a black bird" type message. To those I used to reply, "good luck in your search. There are loads at the Tower of London, just watch out for the Yeoman Warders: they take a dim view of people molesting their birds!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I had one years ago from a guy who had a display picture of his willy with needles stuck in the sides who asked me if I wanted to come round to his house and masturbate with a cactus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive ran out of 100s n 1000s will jelly tots do to which I replied of course they f***kin wont! sl*8

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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago

Buckley North Wales

* grammar

Sorry, had to be done

Thank you, that was throughly deserved. Could you suggest a pennance?

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

The abusive rants following a polite 'no thank you' message no longer bother me but the physically disfiguring, sexual requests/suggestions that are received as a first message are literally mind boggling and I do wonder about some of their states of mind

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By *orth South DivideCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

* grammar

Sorry, had to be done

Thank you, that was throughly deserved. Could you suggest a pennance?

*thoroughly

* penance

Your penance should now become punishment

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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago

Buckley North Wales

* grammar

Sorry, had to be done

Thank you, that was throughly deserved. Could you suggest a pennance?

*thoroughly

* penance

Your penance should now become punishment

For crimes against the english language I accept what ever punishment you deem appropriate. T bought a riding crop last week that saw some use.

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

This week's for us:

'She good at lickin n fuckin f'

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

...and the latest:

'Pervert spunk sicko in room now ready to give spunk'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst has to be we can watch porn at mine and I will suck you dry.

I explained I am straight he said he doesn't care if he sees me in town he fuck in the toilets I reported nothing happened.

Next day I got a sorry message and he is having house party and I can go and we can have a orgy.

So I respond with no thanks he then says he will get me a taxi and gives a house address of teo doors away from my best friend lol.

Rather funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have had a few.

One said they hoped us and our kids die a slow diseased death....this was after we refused to meet as one of our children was ill.

Another told me(hubby) that'd he'd kill me so that my wife would want him (a proper man!!) forever.

Really are some odd balls out there."

Oh god that's bloody awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had.....o wait I haven't received a message

ahah

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