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Fetishes that made you laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was just looking on a porn site and they had a compilation of women sneezing. I'm still chuckling about it now.

What made you laugh when you first became aware of it?

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Farting

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Not made me laugh, however dredging had a rather nauseating effect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face sitting & wearing dypers! "WTF " was my 1st initial thought

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By *uzi Jones 26Woman
over a year ago

The Devil's Lair

Dare I ask what dredging is? Far too with a to Google it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeders, it's just not for us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare I ask what dredging is? Far too with a to Google it x"

I'd like to know too but don't want to see images

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare I ask what dredging is? Far too with a to Google it x

I'd like to know too but don't want to see images "

Rather than use Google - go urban dictionary! No images! - When one person packs their ass crack with peanut butter or another tasty substance, and then their partner dredges it out with their tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare I ask what dredging is? Far too with a to Google it x

I'd like to know too but don't want to see images

Rather than use Google - go urban dictionary! No images! - When one person packs their ass crack with peanut butter or another tasty substance, and then their partner dredges it out with their tongue."

That's actually a thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare I ask what dredging is? Far too with a to Google it x

I'd like to know too but don't want to see images

Rather than use Google - go urban dictionary! No images! - When one person packs their ass crack with peanut butter or another tasty substance, and then their partner dredges it out with their tongue."
making hungry now for peanut butter

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

No it was the other meaning that didn't sit too well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None that made me laugh but a fair few that have been head scratchers.

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

London

Japanese chaps buying used pants from vending mcchines....!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

many yrs ago I had a friend who came home from work his g/f had filled the bath full of warm baked beans and wanted him to fuck her in them ,

he refused and left her , he could have at least tried it me thinks

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By *urpurseCouple
over a year ago

North West


"Dare I ask what dredging is? Far too with a to Google it x

I'd like to know too but don't want to see images

Rather than use Google - go urban dictionary! No images! - When one person packs their ass crack with peanut butter or another tasty substance, and then their partner dredges it out with their tongue.

That's actually a thing? "

Well that's another thing I have leaned today, never ending this sexual world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be a guy on here with a hairdryer fetish.....i shit you not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare I ask what dredging is? Far too with a to Google it x

I'd like to know too but don't want to see images

Rather than use Google - go urban dictionary! No images! - When one person packs their ass crack with peanut butter or another tasty substance, and then their partner dredges it out with their tongue."

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By *urpurseCouple
over a year ago

North West


"Used to be a guy on here with a hairdryer fetish.....i shit you not!"

Please don't mention the shit word that might take us up other avenues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spoke to a guy once that asked if I would mind a meet with his puppet watching...I politely declined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeders, it's just not for us! "

...depends what you're talking about.

If you want to feed me pizza, then by all means go for it.

If it's something else, then I think I'll pass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balloon popping is one I could never get my head round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laugh or lift eyebrows......I'm open minded like most of us....love learning.....however three that surprised me of people I knew or associates of associates.......three that surprised me were:

1. He used to buy a hot fresh loaf of bread (not cut of course) - take it home with him and fashion with his fingers and entry point for his cock play...he said it felt wonderful.

2. Same fellow would buy a roast beef.....take it home and make a slit this time and again cock play.....rinse and cook it. He said it was so close to the real thing!

3. Now.......this other one.....He would set a menu, she would eat his food requirements and wine requests for two days.

Then she would then defecate and place in a Tupperware container for his collection.

He then dried out the "poo" with special equipment and labeled it's ingredients.

He had his and collection in a temperature controlled environment not unlike a wine cellar.

Then he would make sandwiches with his fetish byproduct to be consumed at work where they assumed he had patè everyday.

They would offer him lunch at work and question why he always ate patè......it was just his thing!

We all have our idiosyncrasies..... I just like chocolate and green apples to munch when he is munching ...hehe

X

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Met a guy who had a thing for mohair jumpers!

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By *ooneyCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"Dare I ask what dredging is? Far too with a to Google it x

I'd like to know too but don't want to see images

Rather than use Google - go urban dictionary! No images! - When one person packs their ass crack with peanut butter or another tasty substance, and then their partner dredges it out with their tongue."

I've got a pot of jam,

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By *ockyjohnMan
over a year ago

North West

Figging !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another Japanese weird one is guys that buy dolls. Angelic beautifully made dressed life size dolls to talk to and well...fuck or whatever. I saw a programme on it...one guy had about twenty sitting around his house. All very creepy as they sit and stare sliently into space..!

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By *uzi Jones 26Woman
over a year ago

The Devil's Lair


"Laugh or lift eyebrows......I'm open minded like most of us....love learning.....however three that surprised me of people I knew or associates of associates.......three that surprised me were:

1. He used to buy a hot fresh loaf of bread (not cut of course) - take it home with him and fashion with his fingers and entry point for his cock play...he said it felt wonderful.

2. Same fellow would buy a roast beef.....take it home and make a slit this time and again cock play.....rinse and cook it. He said it was so close to the real thing!

3. Now.......this other one.....He would set a menu, she would eat his food requirements and wine requests for two days.

Then she would then defecate and place in a Tupperware container for his collection.

He then dried out the "poo" with special equipment and labeled it's ingredients.

He had his and collection in a temperature controlled environment not unlike a wine cellar.

Then he would make sandwiches with his fetish byproduct to be consumed at work where they assumed he had patè everyday.

They would offer him lunch at work and question why he always ate patè......it was just his thing!

We all have our idiosyncrasies..... I just like chocolate and green apples to munch when he is munching ...hehe

X "

I'm physically borking ????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

straight people make me laugh,,lol,,i mean why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was an article in a womens magazine I read once- best or true stories.

It was about a man who had a freak accident and lost his hand in a machine.

he found love on a site for people with amputations.- This bit sounds lovely.

But then both he and his new love got addicted to amputations- her from being needed (and the feel of the stump )and him from the attention.

He started by having more of his arm amputated until it was off at the shoulder. Then he did his legs. Leaving one arm and his groin upwards.

It was in America.

When I read the article I thought it was made up! sadly not and sadly the surgeons never sent him to see a shrink first! Maybe they both have n amazing life though

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