FabSwingers.com forum: What's the horniest thing your partner has ever said to you?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chatting to jools the other day and I quote "I can't help it when I meet guy's I just have to suck their cock when I see it all stiff and hard"

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always love it when I hear "cum wherever you want!"

Magical words those!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will cook dinner and wash up tonight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But what Jools said is much hotter! Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I will cook dinner and wash up tonight"

Haha

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By *ustinCredible.Man
over a year ago

whitecross/sankey valley

"I love it when you play xbox" then I woke up and she said "either turn off the Xbox or sleep on the sofa"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She said she loved unicorns (weirdo) haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I will cook dinner and wash up tonight"

I always do cook all home made food and home made puddings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I love it when you play xbox" then I woke up and she said "either turn off the Xbox or sleep on the sofa" "

I always sleep on My sofa as for Xbox I'm so over Game's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I will cook dinner and wash up tonight"

I'm still waiting to hear those magic words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I will cook dinner and wash up tonight"

I'm still waiting to hear those magic words

Unfortunatly he still didn't do it (cooking dinner turned out to be just putting the oven on and me doing the rest

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By *appy_hedonistMan
over a year ago

Islington

Cum over my face - I love it!

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By *appy_hedonistMan
over a year ago

Islington

"Cum over my face - I love it!"

That should be in quotation marks - it's not a request from me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, I'll give you a divorce..."

Still turns me on when I think about it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 things...

Do you want me to take my knickers off?

I'm not wearing any knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why yes darling.....it is Steak and Blow job day after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to marry you or have kids with you"

Instant erection.

Haha

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Do as you're fucking told and get on the end of this" smooth talker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He said "I adore you,whether you realise it or not". Then "I'm obsessed with banging you".

We aren't even married

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By *iverpool 2Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

We were in the orgy room at townhouse, she was sucking on another guys cock, his partner was sucking mine, she took his cock out of her mouth and loudly said she wanted me to fuck the other girl while she watched...so fucking horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 things...

Do you want me to take my knickers off?

I'm not wearing any knickers."

Love the first one of these. Instant hard-on when a woman says this.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Jack said sat night,i love making you cum.Miss.

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By *lwayshorny2009Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

"Here's my credit card babe "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to mr, one of the hornier things I've said to him was 'cum in my ass pleaaaase!' Haha I was pretty d*unk back then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the horniest was when the guy stood behind me, twisted my hair out of the way, kissed my neck & whispered firmly in my ear " I'm going to fuck your cunt & make you cum"

Oh okay then

I think the rudeness value for me was a turn on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's an odd one, but I used to work with a now ex, and this happened when we were only at the flirting & fooling around stage... I was working in a quiet corner of the kitchen and told him not to mess around behind me as it made me nervous. Then he pressed up against my back and whispered, "do you like it when I make you nervous?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He doesn't have to say anything... Is face is enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She said finger my ass

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Him to me: get to work and don't stop until I say you can.

Me to him : fuck my ass and fuck it hard.....he then says "do u want me to fill it with Cum, if so beg me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just want to use and abuse you!" and "I want you to cum in my mouth"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's an odd one, but I used to work with a now ex, and this happened when we were only at the flirting & fooling around stage... I was working in a quiet corner of the kitchen and told him not to mess around behind me as it made me nervous. Then he pressed up against my back and whispered, "do you like it when I make you nervous?"

Very hot indeed!

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By *urpurseCouple
over a year ago

North West

Just this arvo hubby referring to the fucket list I wrote and said 'So you would like to use a double dildo with another woman..........dirty bitch' The way he said dirty bitch was so horny & got me all wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck my face, it was the horniness in his voice when he said it. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of the horniest was when the guy stood behind me, twisted my hair out of the way, kissed my neck & whispered firmly in my ear " I'm going to fuck your cunt & make you cum"

Oh okay then

I think the rudeness value for me was a turn on!"

All the heart-eyes for this! Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Open your legs, I'm going in"

I get all the romantics...

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

Getting sent a POV video of her masturbating, more specifically inserting a finger inside her pussy... slowly and continually withdrawing it, to show me the 'string of juices' attached... saying

'Look how wet you're making me, when I think about you fucking my ass'...

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

Well, it worked for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I will cook dinner and wash up tonight"

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oh yes please X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She said she loved unicorns (weirdo) haha "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 things...

Do you want me to take my knickers off?

I'm not wearing any knickers."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I don't want to marry you or have kids with you"

Instant erection.

Haha "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of the horniest was when the guy stood behind me, twisted my hair out of the way, kissed my neck & whispered firmly in my ear " I'm going to fuck your cunt & make you cum"

Oh okay then

I think the rudeness value for me was a turn on!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He doesn't have to say anything... Is face is enough"
oh yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't cum in me,I want the baby to be his..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got in bed with a girl I was dating, she whispered in my ear just as the lights went off:

"If you get horny tonight, at whatever time you like, you can fuck any hole you want..."

Man, should have kept seeing her!

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By *appy_hedonistMan
over a year ago

Islington

"I once got in bed with a girl I was dating, she whispered in my ear just as the lights went off:

"If you get horny tonight, at whatever time you like, you can fuck any hole you want..."

Man, should have kept seeing her!"

Funny isn't it. There were probably several, very good reasons to split up, but years later all you can remember is she was a hot slut

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"One of the horniest was when the guy stood behind me, twisted my hair out of the way, kissed my neck & whispered firmly in my ear " I'm going to fuck your cunt & make you cum"

Oh okay then

I think the rudeness value for me was a turn on!"

Hell yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When doing washing she shouts come here walk in bedroom and she is on bed naked pussy fully shaved sheer heaven.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I don't have a partner

but the sound of his voice when he's turned on and whispers "sexy bitch"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring you egg and soldiers in bed"....I'd be happy with just some soldiers"

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

Oh god please.....

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeess

I can't I can't pleaseeeeeeeees

God I loved it way to much you can't beat edging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can put it anywhere with an evil glint in her eye.

This was following her watching Cruel Intentions and the famous line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the horiest thing my wife ever said to me was 7yrs ago. (she told me to fuck off) been a happy chappy ever since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One night after work you are gonna come home and find me in bed with another girl...

Like fucking hell yehhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I will cook dinner and wash up tonight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was watching a couple at Chams when another couple stood beside me.

She just whispered in my ear "Don't move" then undid my towel...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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the horiest thing my wife ever said to me was 7yrs ago. (she told me to fuck off) been a happy chappy ever since.

made me laugh that

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't have a partner

but the sound of his voice when he's turned on and whispers "sexy bitch"

"Suck me beautiful" yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have a partner at the moment

The moment a sub say " my submission is yours "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife just texted me from her office 'looks like I'm going to get wet on the way home'

But soon realised she meant it's raining

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By *ules2001Woman
over a year ago

wigan

"One night after work you are gonna come home and find me in bed with another girl...

Like fucking hell yehhhhhhhhhhh "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just spread your fucking legs.

After being made to cum and gush lots of times and then being slowly rubbed again for yet another wet orgasm

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

""I'll bring you egg and soldiers in bed"....I'd be happy with just some soldiers"

I love this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chatting to jools the other day and I quote "I can't help it when I meet guy's I just have to suck their cock when I see it all stiff and hard"

Nice "
you can play the Xbox tonight I'm going out

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I dont have a partner at the moment

The moment a sub say " my submission is yours "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop telling people I'm your boyfriend you weirdo" he's such a joker

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

My hubby said" why don't you go out by yourself & blow a stranger tonight"

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By *ust Ms LovinWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Cheeks loves it when I say ' go on then you cunt fuck my ass like a dirty bitch'

And in turn I love it when he calls me a fukkin dirty bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm boringly sitting in bed reading as the wife has a shower. She walks into the bedroom and sits astride my lap facing away. Bends forwards showing me her beautiful bottom and says 'spank me until I drip'.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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If you cant be quiet your panties are going in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We met 2 guys from fab in a bar in the middle of Aberdeen one Saturday night. My wife was so horny she looked me in the eyes in the bar and said "I will do ANYTHING you want me to do tonight".

We stripped her naked in the car and drove through the Centre of the city with her giving them oral in the back seat before we all fucked her bareback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After an impromptu hands free blowjob in the kitchen and her riding my cock on her sofa, she asked me if I wanted to go to her room and "fuck me in the arse"...

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