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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I message a couple profile created 35 mins earlier and check the Sent Messages page two minutes later. The message has been read but User No Longer on Site.

37 minutes as a member, is that a record?

Cue, Roy Castle and Ross and Norris McWhirter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe they forgot summat and had ta nip out xx

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

always measure in strokes not minutes...

37 strokes of his cock to pics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Surely you are not inferring it was not a couple, merely a single, sad bloke, still in his pyjamas, wanking furiously to the collection of cock shots sent to him by a succession of testosterone-fulled males.???

I cannot believe such a thing could happen on here!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Good job you managed to hold back for 35 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good job you managed to hold back for 35 minutes."

Nah, I was too busy messaging the other 34 new profiles that had been created in the meantime, from Lands End to John O'Groats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they were related to Jimmy Savile

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Surely you are not inferring it was not a couple, merely a single, sad bloke, still in his pyjamas, wanking furiously to the collection of cock shots sent to him by a succession of testosterone-fulled males.???

I cannot believe such a thing could happen on here!"

never in a million years would I do such a thing.. they would be a genuine couple and she was a Angelina lookalikie... she was at the bingo and he was tugging

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe they were related to Jimmy Savile "

That was my first thought, "shit, who do I know in or near Warrington???"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I message a couple profile created 35 mins earlier and check the Sent Messages page two minutes later. The message has been read but User No Longer on Site.

37 minutes as a member, is that a record?

Cue, Roy Castle and Ross and Norris McWhirter!"

Might it have been something you said?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good job you managed to hold back for 35 minutes.

Nah, I was too busy messaging the other 34 new profiles that had been created in the meantime, from Lands End to John O'Groats "

Ahah! I KNEW it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I message a couple profile created 35 mins earlier and check the Sent Messages page two minutes later. The message has been read but User No Longer on Site.

37 minutes as a member, is that a record?

Cue, Roy Castle and Ross and Norris McWhirter!"

they probably thought they had joined a dating site rather than a swinging site,until they had a look round, its amazing how many people get the 2 confused .....the name fabswingers should give it away

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By *iteskinMan
over a year ago

Cardiff/Newport/Bristol/M4

or they live next door to you and thought jesus christ!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I message a couple profile created 35 mins earlier and check the Sent Messages page two minutes later. The message has been read but User No Longer on Site.

37 minutes as a member, is that a record?

Cue, Roy Castle and Ross and Norris McWhirter!"

People always look for the worst option, no?

Perhaps in that 35 minutes they thought they didn't like their profile name, or something wasn't right and, at that time, given only 35 minutes had passed they decided to start a new one instead.

Or perhaps in that 35 minutes they received so many pungent, shitty, obnoxious, rude, badly written, disrespectful emails off single men who sit there copy and pasting the same email to any new people they can find, they thought "fuck this" and left.

But no, everything's easier if it's them at fault.

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