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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who wants to have sex with me? Form an orderly queue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are such a romantic!

But yeah- I'd fuck ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I don't know I haven't seen what you look like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is going well. I will count it as 2 and a half so far. GMYS I will accept as an offer of intent with conditions.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"This is going well. I will count it as 2 and a half so far. GMYS I will accept as an offer of intent with conditions.

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By *immerframes R usCouple
over a year ago

Chichester

Nice eye lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Who wants to have sex with me? Form an orderly queue.

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice eye lol"

Why thankyou!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must remember this technique Clem, it's been more successful than many others on Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then...as long as you provide snacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess i ought to say yes....but i get the feeling i will be held to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on then...as long as you provide snacks

Sweet or savoury?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Angry fuck clem?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then...as long as you provide snacks

Sweet or savoury? "

Salted's my preference

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I guess i ought to say yes....but i get the feeling i will be held to it

I'll join this queue!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I guess i ought to say yes....but i get the feeling i will be held to it

I'll join this queue! "

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

Mmmm yes pleas x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to have sex with me? Form an orderly queue.

Thought you'd never ask. Do I take a ticket and wait?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will XXX

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Not keen on queuing but hell yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm in but only if your wife comes to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Blackpool seems to be a hotbed of Fandango fan membership! Must be all that sea air!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in but only if your wife comes to

Bring a black guy (preferably bi) and she'll be there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blackpool seems to be a hotbed of Fandango fan membership! Must be all that sea air! "

Or the Clem Fandango illumination tableau we just installed. Don't believe me? Come to Blackpool...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blackpool seems to be a hotbed of Fandango fan membership! Must be all that sea air!

Or the Clem Fandango illumination tableau we just installed. Don't believe me? Come to Blackpool...

Well I did just give the jaaaaaaag an oil change....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Who wants to have sex with me? Form an orderly queue.

Once upon a time I would have but I've changed my mind so I'll say no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blackpool seems to be a hotbed of Fandango fan membership! Must be all that sea air!

Or the Clem Fandango illumination tableau we just installed. Don't believe me? Come to Blackpool...

Well I did just give the jaaaaaaag an oil change....

Good man. Fancy a lunt along the promenade?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blackpool seems to be a hotbed of Fandango fan membership! Must be all that sea air!

Or the Clem Fandango illumination tableau we just installed. Don't believe me? Come to Blackpool...

Well I did just give the jaaaaaaag an oil change....

Good man. Fancy a lunt along the promenade?"

You know it.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Who wants to have sex with me? Form an orderly queue.

Once upon a time I would have but I've changed my mind so I'll say no thanks

I have too. He totally blanked me.

(cry)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to have sex with me? Form an orderly queue.

Once upon a time I would have but I've changed my mind so I'll say no thanks

I have too. He totally blanked me.

(cry)"

He blanked me too...and I'm married to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Who wants to have sex with me? Form an orderly queue.

Once upon a time I would have but I've changed my mind so I'll say no thanks

I have too. He totally blanked me.

(cry)"

And me. Come play with me instead we can be ignored together

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh go on then.

you had your chance x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh go on then.

you had your chance x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to have sex with me? Form an orderly queue.

Once upon a time I would have but I've changed my mind so I'll say no thanks

I have too. He totally blanked me.

(cry)"

Sorry Steve, not doing MM's anymore.

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By *ary for funMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Clearly I need a change of approach to you sexy ladies/couples??. Try the subtle approach, zilch..............blatantly ask " who wants to fuck me" inundated with offers..............mind you, I haven't even bothered looking at what this chap looks like............maybe he's drop dead gorgeous ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've got a better avatar...

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By *ary for funMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Obviously. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a better avatar..."

Subjective!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And rather a less "in your face" name. A little less "boys locker room". But of course each to their own.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a better avatar...

Subjective!

Ok I'll put a similar pic up, you be the judge?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Who wants to have sex with me? Form an orderly queue.

Once upon a time I would have but I've changed my mind so I'll say no thanks

I have too. He totally blanked me.

(cry)

Sorry Steve, not doing MM's anymore.

There are two lush ladies who fancy a go so it could've been an mfmf

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Who wants to have sex with me? Form an orderly queue.

Once upon a time I would have but I've changed my mind so I'll say no thanks

I have too. He totally blanked me.

(cry)

And me. Come play with me instead we can be ignored together "
deal

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Who wants to have sex with me? Form an orderly queue.

Once upon a time I would have but I've changed my mind so I'll say no thanks

I have too. He totally blanked me.

(cry)

He blanked me too...and I'm married to him

We could let him watch and everyone he said 'er....Steve?' I could yell out "I CANT HEAR YOU IN IGNORING YOU!'

That would learn him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there an actual queue?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to have sex with me? Form an orderly queue.

Once upon a time I would have but I've changed my mind so I'll say no thanks

I have too. He totally blanked me.

(cry)

He blanked me too...and I'm married to him

We could let him watch and everyone he said 'er....Steve?' I could yell out "I CANT HEAR YOU IN IGNORING YOU!'

That would learn him.

I would learn nothing.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there an actual queue? "

Cause not.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Is there an actual queue? "

I could be the fluffer for the ladies waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there an actual queue?

Cause not."

In that case I'll join it.

After you tell me what kind of sex it is we'll be doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there an actual queue?

I could be the fluffer for the ladies waiting

What you gonna be fluffing?

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

"Is there an actual queue?

I could be the fluffer for the ladies waiting

What you gonna be fluffing?"

Their foofs?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Obviously. ??"

He's right, how many cock pic avatars do you think women see?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a better avatar...

Subjective!

Ok I'll put a similar pic up, you be the judge? "

*Taps foot impatiently.

Am very unBritish when is comes to queueing

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Is there an actual queue?

I could be the fluffer for the ladies waiting

What you gonna be fluffing?

Their foofs?

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foof fluffing for four fantastic feminine fancies

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Is there an actual queue?

I could be the fluffer for the ladies waiting

What you gonna be fluffing?

Their foofs?

foof fluffing for four fantastic feminine fancies

Do I get fluffed?

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By *iverpoolad2000Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"I've got a better avatar...

Subjective!

Ok I'll put a similar pic up, you be the judge?

*Taps foot impatiently.

Am very unBritish when is comes to queueing"
can I join your que hot ass by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there an actual queue?

I could be the fluffer for the ladies waiting

What you gonna be fluffing?

Their foofs?

foof fluffing for four fantastic feminine fancies

Do I get fluffed?

Thought you weren't in the queue?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Is there an actual queue?

I could be the fluffer for the ladies waiting

What you gonna be fluffing?

Their foofs?

foof fluffing for four fantastic feminine fancies

Do I get fluffed?

Thought you weren't in the queue?"

I hope she is and yes

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By *ary for funMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

For Gods sake, this is a swingers site??. And your tools to be used, and hopefully enjoyed rest in your pants, and unfortunately some ( mine included) stay there redundant??.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a better avatar...

Subjective!

Ok I'll put a similar pic up, you be the judge?

*Taps foot impatiently.

Am very unBritish when is comes to queueing"

Sorry I was in the shower.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For Gods sake, this is a swingers site??. And your tools to be used, and hopefully enjoyed rest in your pants, and unfortunately some ( mine included) stay there redundant??. "

But they don't need to your only USP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to have sex with me? Form an orderly queue.

Errrrm yes, OK

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to have sex with me? Form an orderly queue.

Errrrm yes, OK

Welcome....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a better avatar...

Subjective!

Ok I'll put a similar pic up, you be the judge?

*Taps foot impatiently.

Am very unBritish when is comes to queueing

Sorry I was in the shower."

Well at least it will be all nice and squeaky then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a better avatar...

Subjective!

Ok I'll put a similar pic up, you be the judge?

*Taps foot impatiently.

Am very unBritish when is comes to queueing

Sorry I was in the shower.

Well at least it will be all nice and squeaky then!

Shall I change it back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your cock looks very much like my strap on cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a better avatar...

Subjective!

Ok I'll put a similar pic up, you be the judge?

*Taps foot impatiently.

Am very unBritish when is comes to queueing

Sorry I was in the shower.

Well at least it will be all nice and squeaky then!

Shall I change it back? "

What ever makes you happy!

Seen it in friends only anyway sweets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don't change it back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please don't change it back

I'll leave it in public just for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd buy you a pint at most fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please don't change it back

I'll leave it in public just for you.

Very kind of you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd buy you a pint at most fella

"
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A pint of rum! God bless you sir!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a better avatar...

Subjective!

Ok I'll put a similar pic up, you be the judge?

*Taps foot impatiently.

Am very unBritish when is comes to queueing

Sorry I was in the shower.

Well at least it will be all nice and squeaky then!

Shall I change it back?

What ever makes you happy!

Seen it in friends only anyway sweets!

Show off x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrm... I'm taking notes here. Lol..

Will be posting a " who wants to fuck me" post later. Will see how it goes.

Probably not as good as this one lol...

good going mate!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Errrm... I'm taking notes here. Lol..

Will be posting a " who wants to fuck me" post later. Will see how it goes.

Probably not as good as this one lol...

good going mate!! "

Well....no point in beating around the bush eh? !

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