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"I once dressed up as Superman for a special lady friend and even topped it off with a coloured condom "wow i bet you was super too xx mmmm xx | |||
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"Recently I've gotten into dressing my penis as famous characters through history. FYI I've dressed him as everyone's favourite Italian revolutionary and biscuit; Garibaldi today!" can we have pics , lol | |||
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"Recently I've gotten into dressing my penis as famous characters through history. FYI I've dressed him as everyone's favourite Italian revolutionary and biscuit; Garibaldi today! can we have pics , lol "It's not that good really. I didn't have any decent pictures of Garibaldi so I concentrated more on the biscuit. Basically I just put a bunch of black spots on my dick with a felt tip pen to simulate raisins. | |||
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"Recently I've gotten into dressing my penis as famous characters through history. FYI I've dressed him as everyone's favourite Italian revolutionary and biscuit; Garibaldi today! can we have pics , lol
It's not that good really. I didn't have any decent pictures of Garibaldi so I concentrated more on the biscuit. Basically I just put a bunch of black spots on my dick with a felt tip pen to simulate raisins."You need help! | |||
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"Do hats count? I can do lots of hats.. "You do hats??? You're weird! or I am or we are.  | |||
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"on this dating site, oops meant swinging site... it is handy if you have a brides dress and or grooms outfit handy. "Oooooh who is getting together View, spill!??? Should I be buying a hat? | |||
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"Do hats count? I can do lots of hats..
You do hats???
You're weird! or I am or we are. "What about your fez? That's a hat. Yes, here it is: according to Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby's classic head gear guide 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809, a fez is a 'truncated cone shaped head-wear favoured of the Ottoman's, frequently tasselled and accompanied by a set of brass cymbals' | |||
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"Do hats count? I can do lots of hats..
You do hats???
You're weird! or I am or we are.
What about your fez? That's a hat.
Yes, here it is: according to Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby's classic head gear guide 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809, a fez is a 'truncated cone shaped head-wear favoured of the Ottoman's, frequently tasselled and accompanied by a set of brass cymbals'"Aaaaaaah sorry when you said 'I do hats' I thought you meant you fuck hats! My bad! Yes wearing hats is to be encouraged! Don't fuck them though! | |||
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"Do hats count? I can do lots of hats..
You do hats???
You're weird! or I am or we are.
What about your fez? That's a hat.
Yes, here it is: according to Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby's classic head gear guide 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809, a fez is a 'truncated cone shaped head-wear favoured of the Ottoman's, frequently tasselled and accompanied by a set of brass cymbals'
Aaaaaaah sorry when you said 'I do hats' I thought you meant you fuck hats! My bad!
Yes wearing hats is to be encouraged!
Don't fuck them though!"Funnily enough there is an appendix in 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby, about 'The Disgusting Habits of the Primitives and their Fornication with Assorted Head Wear'. It's fascinating, if somewhat disturbing reading. 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby is a must for anyones bookshelf in my opinion. In fact I would go as far as to say 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby was one of my favourite books. Indeed, my old pa loved dipping into 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby when he was at the old Rugger club between bouts. My mother always claimed she was a 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby widow!! Larks!! What a family eh!  | |||
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"Do hats count? I can do lots of hats..
You do hats???
You're weird! or I am or we are.
What about your fez? That's a hat.
Yes, here it is: according to Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby's classic head gear guide 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809, a fez is a 'truncated cone shaped head-wear favoured of the Ottoman's, frequently tasselled and accompanied by a set of brass cymbals'
Aaaaaaah sorry when you said 'I do hats' I thought you meant you fuck hats! My bad!
Yes wearing hats is to be encouraged!
Don't fuck them though!
Funnily enough there is an appendix in 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby, about 'The Disgusting Habits of the Primitives and their Fornication with Assorted Head Wear'.
It's fascinating, if somewhat disturbing reading.
'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby is a must for anyones bookshelf in my opinion.
In fact I would go as far as to say 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby was one of my favourite books.
Indeed, my old pa loved dipping into 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby when he was at the old Rugger club between bouts. My mother always claimed she was a 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby widow!!
Larks!! What a family eh! "Vic have you got an amazon link for A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby? I think I need A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby in my life right now!!! | |||
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"Do hats count? I can do lots of hats..
You do hats???
You're weird! or I am or we are.
What about your fez? That's a hat.
Yes, here it is: according to Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby's classic head gear guide 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809, a fez is a 'truncated cone shaped head-wear favoured of the Ottoman's, frequently tasselled and accompanied by a set of brass cymbals'
Aaaaaaah sorry when you said 'I do hats' I thought you meant you fuck hats! My bad!
Yes wearing hats is to be encouraged!
Don't fuck them though!
Funnily enough there is an appendix in 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby, about 'The Disgusting Habits of the Primitives and their Fornication with Assorted Head Wear'.
It's fascinating, if somewhat disturbing reading.
'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby is a must for anyones bookshelf in my opinion.
In fact I would go as far as to say 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby was one of my favourite books.
Indeed, my old pa loved dipping into 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby when he was at the old Rugger club between bouts. My mother always claimed she was a 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby widow!!
Larks!! What a family eh!
Vic have you got an amazon link for A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby?
I think I need A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby in my life right now!!!"Sadly my friend, 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby, is no longer in print. I do believe that occasional copies of 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby do sometimes turn up on ebay if your lucky, but don't expect any change from £198.50 if I was you. | |||
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"Do hats count? I can do lots of hats..
You do hats???
You're weird! or I am or we are.
What about your fez? That's a hat.
Yes, here it is: according to Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby's classic head gear guide 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809, a fez is a 'truncated cone shaped head-wear favoured of the Ottoman's, frequently tasselled and accompanied by a set of brass cymbals'
Aaaaaaah sorry when you said 'I do hats' I thought you meant you fuck hats! My bad!
Yes wearing hats is to be encouraged!
Don't fuck them though!
Funnily enough there is an appendix in 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby, about 'The Disgusting Habits of the Primitives and their Fornication with Assorted Head Wear'.
It's fascinating, if somewhat disturbing reading.
'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby is a must for anyones bookshelf in my opinion.
In fact I would go as far as to say 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby was one of my favourite books.
Indeed, my old pa loved dipping into 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby when he was at the old Rugger club between bouts. My mother always claimed she was a 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby widow!!
Larks!! What a family eh!
Vic have you got an amazon link for A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby?
I think I need A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby in my life right now!!!
Sadly my friend, 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby, is no longer in print.
I do believe that occasional copies of 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby do sometimes turn up on ebay if your lucky, but don't expect any change from £198.50 if I was you. "Thanks anyway mate I guess it's over to eBay for a quick search on A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby. | |||
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"Do hats count? I can do lots of hats..
You do hats???
You're weird! or I am or we are.
What about your fez? That's a hat.
Yes, here it is: according to Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby's classic head gear guide 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809, a fez is a 'truncated cone shaped head-wear favoured of the Ottoman's, frequently tasselled and accompanied by a set of brass cymbals'
Aaaaaaah sorry when you said 'I do hats' I thought you meant you fuck hats! My bad!
Yes wearing hats is to be encouraged!
Don't fuck them though!
Funnily enough there is an appendix in 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby, about 'The Disgusting Habits of the Primitives and their Fornication with Assorted Head Wear'.
It's fascinating, if somewhat disturbing reading.
'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby is a must for anyones bookshelf in my opinion.
In fact I would go as far as to say 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby was one of my favourite books.
Indeed, my old pa loved dipping into 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby when he was at the old Rugger club between bouts. My mother always claimed she was a 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby widow!!
Larks!! What a family eh!
Vic have you got an amazon link for A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby?
I think I need A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby in my life right now!!!
Sadly my friend, 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby, is no longer in print.
I do believe that occasional copies of 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby do sometimes turn up on ebay if your lucky, but don't expect any change from £198.50 if I was you.
Thanks anyway mate I guess it's over to eBay for a quick search on A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby."No problem my simian friend, I shall personally scour the antique book shops for your very own copy of 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby. I can also recommend The Complete Works of Algernon Digby Smythe on his theories relating to the Butterlies, Birds, Flora and Fauna of a Sunday Walk In The OUt Padmalian Peninsula which Petillante has so kindly reminded me of, although, of course, 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby is the superior work. | |||
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"Do hats count? I can do lots of hats..
You do hats???
You're weird! or I am or we are.
What about your fez? That's a hat.
Yes, here it is: according to Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby's classic head gear guide 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809, a fez is a 'truncated cone shaped head-wear favoured of the Ottoman's, frequently tasselled and accompanied by a set of brass cymbals'
Aaaaaaah sorry when you said 'I do hats' I thought you meant you fuck hats! My bad!
Yes wearing hats is to be encouraged!
Don't fuck them though!
Funnily enough there is an appendix in 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby, about 'The Disgusting Habits of the Primitives and their Fornication with Assorted Head Wear'.
It's fascinating, if somewhat disturbing reading.
'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby is a must for anyones bookshelf in my opinion.
In fact I would go as far as to say 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby was one of my favourite books.
Indeed, my old pa loved dipping into 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby when he was at the old Rugger club between bouts. My mother always claimed she was a 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby widow!!
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"I agree with Jo and I like the fun and exitement of dressing up for sex. I have loads of clothes, sometimes the tart, sometimes the lady, naughty nurse, teacher, secretary, or just plan hot sexy burn out. I absolutely adore being nude though." your my sort of lady mmmmmmmm xxx its just good fun dressing up .. and thats what this is all about fun xx | |||
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