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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.

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i agree lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just explained mine perfectly

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Have had a wee with and erection and it points south not north

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah a bent cock is like a pint of strongbow.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My erection doesn't do that, but I'm jealous of ones that do. The Mrs really likes them when they're like that. Never had issues with my cock size but even when fully aroused my erection points down slightly.

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.

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Why, have you noticed a substantially better performance from penises like the one you just described? Mine bends slightly to the right and is available for testing if you wish to continue your research. Purely in the interest of science, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do really big ones point straight up? ...I'm not sure that they do. ..I do like a cock that's very hard and straight up! !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.

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Can I ask why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nar mine in bend for pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah. An erection is an erection. Never look one in the mouth

There's a position to make the best of them all. Bring me your angled, dangled, bendy or straight ones, I love em ALL ?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I've never even considered this to be an issue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't it better to bend and different shape so you can feel it every bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think shorter ones point higher up where as the larger ones I've seen tend to have a smaller angle, I'm not that fussy as to where it's pointing, but I'm general direction is always good

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

A neighbour asked Bet Middler how come it never rains when you put your washing out?

Bet - thats easy. When I wake up if my husband's willy is lying on the left it will rain, on the right it will be dry.

Neighbour - What do you do if its pointing straight up?

Bet - Hell baby who wants to do washing on a day like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.

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Errr unless youve got a very strange pelvis to point straight up your cock would have to be inside your body.

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

Easier said than done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have peyronie's waiting for an operation it's the bending of the penis nearly 90 degrees.

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By *ne hung loMan
over a year ago

gloucester

"Do really big ones point straight up? ...I'm not sure that they do. ..I do like a cock that's very hard and straight up! !!

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have just the thing for you

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

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By *arker66Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Got told mine was pointing on top off my head last night bye a group off scroat kid's outside the Chinese chippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do really big ones point straight up? ...I'm not sure that they do. ..I do like a cock that's very hard and straight up! !!

have just the thing for you "

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.

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Can't say I've ever really took that much notice. I've usually having too much fun with them to care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've no idea what the point of this is but mine is very rigid and as straight as they come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always points to the north star, no matter which way I'm pointing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.

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Surely that's down to the guy and his body

Isn't that like saying labia must no hang out of the lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.

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Surely that's down to the guy and his body

Isn't that like saying labia must no hang out of the lips

Or tits must be firm and the nipples must point up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.

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Surely that's down to the guy and his body

Isn't that like saying labia must no hang out of the lips

Or tits must be firm and the nipples must point up"

Well that's me fucked then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care as long as it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've met a few guys with bent cocks when errect

All adds to different sensations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.

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Surely that's down to the guy and his body

Isn't that like saying labia must no hang out of the lips

Or tits must be firm and the nipples must point up

Well that's me fucked then

And me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren't bendy ones better for g-spot stimulation?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.

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Surely that's down to the guy and his body

Isn't that like saying labia must no hang out of the lips

Or tits must be firm and the nipples must point up

Well that's me fucked then

And me

And me, three.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't bendy ones better for g-spot stimulation?"

Depends which way they bend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread really makes no sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread really makes no sense."

Welcome to fab

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"This thread really makes no sense.

Welcome to fab

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

For some reason, I've now got Slim Shady, Please stand up, stuck in my head.

Where did that even pop up from!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bollocks -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For some reason, I've now got Slim Shady, Please stand up, stuck in my head.

Where did that even pop up from!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine does point up...but with a slight curve. Ladies seem to like that. It's visible on profile pics if anyone wishes to check?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines goes just above horizontal at best...perfectly straight though...but will usually hang a little even when fully erect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol....this thread has made me smile.....bendy ...non bendy lol

Must get a straight edge and go and check mine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't bendy ones better for g-spot stimulation?

Depends which way they bend

Ones that curve up the way are the best for me when on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't bendy ones better for g-spot stimulation?

Depends which way they bend

Ones that curve up the way are the best for me when on top

Sounds like a description of mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't bendy ones better for g-spot stimulation?

Depends which way they bend

Ones that curve up the way are the best for me when on top

Smallish cocks that curve up feel the best for me, I get more pleasure the less deep it goes, if a cock curves up so rubs the front of my viginal passage but only a few inches in that feels loads better than a big cock that goes deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't bendy ones better for g-spot stimulation?

Depends which way they bend

Ones that curve up the way are the best for me when on top

One of my exes had this curve ... He was paranoid anout how it looked ... I just lived the way it felt

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Next time im in the diy shop i will buy a plumb line.

Seriously, theres enough people with body issues with expecting to look a certain way. Is their an operation to change how i guys erection is and ive never heard of what a "perfect" erection should look like

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.

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As you age the angle of your erection diminishes.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I just love an erection

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.

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I do believe that as the country has voted to seperate from the EU, we won't have to keep abiding by their rediculously impracticle rules.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.

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I do believe that as the country has voted to seperate from the EU, we won't have to keep abiding by their rediculously impracticle rules.

Cal"

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

https://healthdoc13.wordpress.com/2014/08/11/what-to-expect-of-your-erections-as-you-age20s-30s-40s-and-beyond/

Amusing article. Well worth a read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.

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Well that's me buggered!!

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Mine curves at a strategic point....for the better...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock points straight up when hard with a slight twist to the left

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.

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Can I ask why?

It was a stipulation I saw on here x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And as the OP I couldn't give two hoots as long as it's hard.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.

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Can I ask why?

It was a stipulation I saw on here x"

Like all preferences...The more niche the preference the longer the search...

If that's what they want it might exclude a large number of guys , if they fnd what they're looking for and have fun good for them..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.

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I agree. I don't like bendy ones

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I like 'em pointing towards me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine points up when I'm laying down if that counts

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"And as the OP I couldn't give two hoots as long as it's hard."

Well that's a relief then OP

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

Is this something to do with the EU?, they can't tell us any more!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do really big ones point straight up? ...I'm not sure that they do. ..I do like a cock that's very hard and straight up! !!

I hope mine points the right way lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.

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Straight up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.

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I agree,and of course tits must never droop.

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

Met a guy once whose cock pointed down and between his legs but it didn't prevent us having fun - particularly as it was the size of a baby's arm and must have weighed half a kilo

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

Well that was a chat stopper lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worry when handling really solid ones that are close to the body. I feel like I'm going to break it if I pull it too hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got Brewers droop

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

"I've got Brewers droop

I'm sure it's only temporary - must be the cider lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine points up with a slight bend. I'm circumstised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never given it any thought until joining FAB and I love that mine is quite thick and always points North...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am partial to a nice 90 degree erection with no hands,, yummy. But hey when it's hard I'm really not arsed

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.

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bent cock a big big put off for sure' looks like its been trying to fuck its own arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do really big ones point straight up? ...I'm not sure that they do. ..I do like a cock that's very hard and straight up! !!

Mmm me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like 'em pointing towards me!

Oh yes !!!

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"I am partial to a nice 90 degree erection with no hands,, yummy. But hey when it's hard I'm really not arsed

i have never heard of a cock with hands before ?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

I'm not bothered which way it points as once I have it in my grasp/mouth/pussy it will be in my control

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

Mine always points towards Cystal palace

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By *ransGuyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

As long as they actually get hard I don't care. But I do have a slight preference for one with a nice curve as they can hit spots a straight cock can't.

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By *pal2Man
over a year ago

cumbria

a couple of my mates have that. Not funny but I thought they said Peroni's disease!

One said he has to go in from the side

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By *pal2Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Shoudn't be too straight in my opinion because surely we shag in an arch not straight in and out and a bit of a curve kinda hooks it in and stops it from popping out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a little bit of a curve - reaches the parts other's don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocks get harder and less pointing the older some men get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine points straight up, which is great for face to face sex. For some positions such as doggy I need to push down on it to enhance her pleasure where a downward pointing cock gives a greater scope position wise.

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By *pal2Man
over a year ago

cumbria

id say five to twelve which is as near to damn it as straight up with a slight banana bend in it

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By *iffraffMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

I'm defiantly straight up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curvy and girthy.

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By *rofman134Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Mine curves to the left, seems to hit the spot, maybe its to do with its political opinions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like it when they're at around 60 degrees away from the body, they look friendlier than ones sticking straight up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a little bit of a curve - reaches the parts other's don't

Just like a pint of calsberg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah. An erection is an erection. Never look one in the mouth

There's a position to make the best of them all. Bring me your angled, dangled, bendy or straight ones, I love em ALL ?"
wonderfully put....just as well as mine bends to one side...lol....but nice and hard...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've still got Brewers droop

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"I've never even considered this to be an issue

It's not an issue for young people, however they haven't cottoned on yet to the fact even they will get older.

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