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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was just inquiring if there are any older.ladys that would like to.meet a.younger guy like.myself as i have always fantasised about this and would like to.make it a reality x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start going to your local bingo clubs, tons of older chicks there dude...... Best chat up line would be to just get your cock out n say eyes down luv if you wanna play for a full house........ Please do not quote me on that tho as it may not work, and you could end up getting locked up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol no.its.always been a fantasy of.mine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How old is old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How old is old "

31

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Between 30and45 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

30 isn't old babs

That's what my therapist keeps telling me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How old is old

31"

Thank you for saving me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Between 30and45 x"

lol dude that is NOT old, that's like my age and I aint an old foggie yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Older lady means someone older than.myself not as.in old aged x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older lady means someone older than.myself not as.in old aged x"

I'm still in with a chance then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah you would be in with a chance x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Older lady means someone older than.myself not as.in old aged x

I'm still in with a chance then?"

But your not meeting any men ? Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah shit

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah shit"

Maybe.one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was just inquiring if there are any older.ladys that would like to.meet a.younger guy like.myself as i have always fantasised about this and would like to.make it a reality x"

Is that you Wayne?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I? "

Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was just inquiring if there are any older.ladys that would like to.meet a.younger guy like.myself as i have always fantasised about this and would like to.make it a reality x

Is that you Wayne? "

Wayne ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Between 30and45 x"

ffs that must mean I am ancient!!!

I wish you young people would word your requests with a little more thought!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?

Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x"

Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I'm too young

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Oh, I'm too young "

Only a few years off so I hope you're looking into life insurance policies it's all downhill after 30

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?

Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x

Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought "

I wasnt calling anyone old just someone.who.is older.than me x

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?

Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x

Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought

I wasnt calling anyone old just someone.who.is older.than me x"

No but you're clearly missing the point that some will see it that way. If you find the woman your messaging attractive merely say that age is of no consequence unless you make it so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im sure.i.could.make.an exception mrs.rose.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?

Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x

Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought "

I spose a blow jobs out the question then....... You look like you even still have all your own teeth as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?

Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x

Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought

I wasnt calling anyone old just someone.who.is older.than me x

No but you're clearly missing the point that some will see it that way. If you find the woman your messaging attractive merely say that age is of no consequence unless you make it so "

Well im sorry but how you supose i say id like to meet someone older than.myself x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Anyway I'm a Baroness not a Lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well said x

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?

Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x

Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought

I spose a blow jobs out the question then....... You look like you even still have all your own teeth as well "

I do so I'm afraid I can't removed them to give you a nice gummy bj sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh well thats a shame he likes his.gummys x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?

Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x

Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought

I spose a blow jobs out the question then....... You look like you even still have all your own teeth as well

I do so I'm afraid I can't removed them to give you a nice gummy bj sorry "

Awwwww gutted, so it looks like I have bought this bag of Worthers originals for nothing now then hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im sure.i.could.make.an exception mrs.rose.x"

Nah, you're alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im sure.i.could.make.an exception mrs.rose.x

Nah, you're alright "

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?

Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x

Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought

I spose a blow jobs out the question then....... You look like you even still have all your own teeth as well

I do so I'm afraid I can't removed them to give you a nice gummy bj sorry

Awwwww gutted, so it looks like I have bought this bag of Worthers originals for nothing now then hey"

My nans available and lovers her worthers so I'll put in a good word for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?

Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x

Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought

I spose a blow jobs out the question then....... You look like you even still have all your own teeth as well

I do so I'm afraid I can't removed them to give you a nice gummy bj sorry

Awwwww gutted, so it looks like I have bought this bag of Worthers originals for nothing now then hey

My nans available and lovers her worthers so I'll put in a good word for you "

Is she any good at bingo tho?, I'm thinking maybe I could make the price of the Worthers back on HOUSE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im sure.i.could.make.an exception mrs.rose.x

Nah, you're alright "

No.worries

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?

Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x

Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought

I spose a blow jobs out the question then....... You look like you even still have all your own teeth as well

I do so I'm afraid I can't removed them to give you a nice gummy bj sorry "

As 'old birds go'

Top old bird

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?

Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x

Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought

I spose a blow jobs out the question then....... You look like you even still have all your own teeth as well

I do so I'm afraid I can't removed them to give you a nice gummy bj sorry

Awwwww gutted, so it looks like I have bought this bag of Worthers originals for nothing now then hey

My nans available and lovers her worthers so I'll put in a good word for you

Is she any good at bingo tho?, I'm thinking maybe I could make the price of the Worthers back on HOUSE"

.

Oh yea she plays to win owns her own Dabbers too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?

Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x

Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought

I spose a blow jobs out the question then....... You look like you even still have all your own teeth as well

I do so I'm afraid I can't removed them to give you a nice gummy bj sorry

Awwwww gutted, so it looks like I have bought this bag of Worthers originals for nothing now then hey

My nans available and lovers her worthers so I'll put in a good word for you

Is she any good at bingo tho?, I'm thinking maybe I could make the price of the Worthers back on HOUSE.

Oh yea she plays to win owns her own Dabbers too "

My kind of chick........ Just let me see if I still have any Matt Munroe in my record collection........ And some old spice in the aftershave cupboard....... Shes in for a lucky neet is thi nanna

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

I'd suggest the term 'more experienced' For next time.

Word play is as.. if not more important than foreplay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd suggest the term 'more experienced' For next time.

Word play is as.. if not more important than foreplay. "

I wondered why the alreet luv fancy a bag of chips n a fuck chat up line just wasn't working for me

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?

Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x

Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought

I spose a blow jobs out the question then....... You look like you even still have all your own teeth as well

I do so I'm afraid I can't removed them to give you a nice gummy bj sorry

Awwwww gutted, so it looks like I have bought this bag of Worthers originals for nothing now then hey

My nans available and lovers her worthers so I'll put in a good word for you

Is she any good at bingo tho?, I'm thinking maybe I could make the price of the Worthers back on HOUSE.

Oh yea she plays to win owns her own Dabbers too

My kind of chick........ Just let me see if I still have any Matt Munroe in my record collection........ And some old spice in the aftershave cupboard....... Shes in for a lucky neet is thi nanna"

there's no rush she's in bed asleep by 9 every night so you've got time

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

So op, what can an older give you that a younger lady can't?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"I'd suggest the term 'more experienced' For next time.

Word play is as.. if not more important than foreplay.

I wondered why the alreet luv fancy a bag of chips n a fuck chat up line just wasn't working for me"

That's because your in Wigan not Barnsley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Between 30and45 x"

Pup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?

Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x

Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought

I spose a blow jobs out the question then....... You look like you even still have all your own teeth as well

I do so I'm afraid I can't removed them to give you a nice gummy bj sorry

Awwwww gutted, so it looks like I have bought this bag of Worthers originals for nothing now then hey

My nans available and lovers her worthers so I'll put in a good word for you

Is she any good at bingo tho?, I'm thinking maybe I could make the price of the Worthers back on HOUSE.

Oh yea she plays to win owns her own Dabbers too

My kind of chick........ Just let me see if I still have any Matt Munroe in my record collection........ And some old spice in the aftershave cupboard....... Shes in for a lucky neet is thi nanna

there's no rush she's in bed asleep by 9 every night so you've got time "

Oh it wont be at least until Monday or Tuesday luv as Ii have got mi rollers in right now and am in bed with a cup of horlicks........ I am busy tomorrow afternoon and there is a double feature of Taggart on tomorrow night and I do love a good maaaaaaaada me...... Sunday I like my afternoon fix of Dickinsons real deal, and I love his leathery Orange skin....... So yeah tell her I maybe able fit WENCH in on Tuesday after I been crown Green bowling........ I will bring some steak sandwiches, and polly grip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd suggest the term 'more experienced' For next time.

Word play is as.. if not more important than foreplay.

I wondered why the alreet luv fancy a bag of chips n a fuck chat up line just wasn't working for me

That's because your in Wigan not Barnsley. "

Get thi coat on lass....... thas not pulled, lol but I'm bount turn theating off save on gas bill hahahaha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if 30 is old, I'm fucked then, or maybe not. He's waaay too callow for me anyway, and he smokes. I'll pass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ey! Nowt wrong wi Barnsley! Tssk

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"I'd suggest the term 'more experienced' For next time.

Word play is as.. if not more important than foreplay.

I wondered why the alreet luv fancy a bag of chips n a fuck chat up line just wasn't working for me

That's because your in Wigan not Barnsley.

Get thi coat on lass....... thas not pulled, lol but I'm bount turn theating off save on gas bill hahahaha x"

Eh bye gum thas better or tha will be drippin In muck lather

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Ey! Nowt wrong wi Barnsley! Tssk "

Can't say I've seen many bluebirds in Barnsley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd suggest the term 'more experienced' For next time.

Word play is as.. if not more important than foreplay.

I wondered why the alreet luv fancy a bag of chips n a fuck chat up line just wasn't working for me

That's because your in Wigan not Barnsley.

Get thi coat on lass....... thas not pulled, lol but I'm bount turn theating off save on gas bill hahahaha x

Eh bye gum thas better or tha will be drippin In muck lather "

Well ast gu tu foot f our stairs....... Well I would if I had any and didn't live in this bungalo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess that counts my wife out at 70

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Between 30and45 x"

Damn I was getting excited then........I,m 52 XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How old is old

31

Thank you for saving me "

I,m not saved though....I,m ancient at 52 XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How old is your wife OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd suggest the term 'more experienced' For next time.

Word play is as.. if not more important than foreplay. "

But some 20 year olds are more experienced than some 40 year olds.

Blimey I think it's quite clear that the op wants to meet someone older than himself, nowhere has he suggested 30 is old, just older than him.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"How old is your wife OP?"

Public face pics when cheating, brave man, especially since there was one a guy on here doing same and the mrs' cousin popped up on thread. I've found on many occasions that fabs a small world, I have found by doing the old 7 degrees of separation ive found someone me an my meets know in common

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How old is your wife OP?

Public face pics when cheating, brave man, especially since there was one a guy on here doing same and the mrs' cousin popped up on thread. I've found on many occasions that fabs a small world, I have found by doing the old 7 degrees of separation ive found someone me an my meets know in common "

I missed the bit about him being married, I got bored reading his 'want list' and clicked off. As I said, a callow youth. Good luck OP, you're going to need it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So 30-45 is now classe at old, what catergory does 45+ come under as i'm heading that way soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So 30-45 is now classe at old, what catergory does 45+ come under as i'm heading that way soon "

Dead. I am booking the Co-op as we speak, I wonder how many points I will get on my loyalty card?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older lady means someone older than.myself not as.in old aged x"

Currently lolling here.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Sigh, the amount of time so get asked to be an "old woman" fantasy....I consider myself to be in my prime emotionally and sexually so this is massive Insult to me when I'm.asked X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sigh, the amount of time so get asked to be an "old woman" fantasy....I consider myself to be in my prime emotionally and sexually so this is massive Insult to me when I'm.asked X"

I too am insulted by things like this, (you may have guessed from previous posts on here). I have had guys meet me just to tick another fantasy off their list, like I am not a person in my own right with feelings. And no, I don't feel "past it". The only consolation is that he will be old one day and a younger person will be dismissive of him due to his advanced age.

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