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"Sorry to hear that OP - I feel for you and it's a twattish thing for them to do not to even cancel in advance. Sadly I've had no 'no-shows'. I feel I'm missing out on the 'no-show horror stories' on the forums - hopefully my next meet will welch on me with a fanciful story so I can properly join in " Meet me tomorrow for a coffee. You pick the place. | |||
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"Sorry to hear that OP - I feel for you and it's a twattish thing for them to do not to even cancel in advance. Sadly I've had no 'no-shows'. I feel I'm missing out on the 'no-show horror stories' on the forums - hopefully my next meet will welch on me with a fanciful story so I can properly join in " Let's meet. You book the hotel and I promise I'll be there. Just make sure there's flowers and champagne waiting for me. I won't be paying towards it of course, I'll already be paying for the bus fare into town and for a new razor to do my bits | |||
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"Sorry to hear that OP - I feel for you and it's a twattish thing for them to do not to even cancel in advance. Sadly I've had no 'no-shows'. I feel I'm missing out on the 'no-show horror stories' on the forums - hopefully my next meet will welch on me with a fanciful story so I can properly join in Meet me tomorrow for a coffee. You pick the place. " Aw you know that would be like a knife in the back for me | |||
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"I had sorry I left my phone at my parents house (it was about 100miles away apparently) and I have to go and get it, can we reschedule. I said ok, did not block, but have never heard from bloke again. XXX" block the bloke | |||
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"I had sorry I left my phone at my parents house (it was about 100miles away apparently) and I have to go and get it, can we reschedule. I said ok, did not block, but have never heard from bloke again. XXX" lol I got that one once as well | |||
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"I got once 'sorry but I've just realised that I was afraid of beards' " And she didn't have her glasses on the day she agreed to meet you???? | |||
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"I had sorry I left my phone at my parents house (it was about 100miles away apparently) and I have to go and get it, can we reschedule. I said ok, did not block, but have never heard from bloke again. XXX block the bloke " I think he was just a dreamer who when he gets a chance to meet someone gets cold feet. Will block him if he does message again. X | |||
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"I had sorry I left my phone at my parents house (it was about 100miles away apparently) and I have to go and get it, can we reschedule. I said ok, did not block, but have never heard from bloke again. XXXlol I got that one once as well " Maybe same man then! XXX | |||
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"I had a no show last Thursday no message nothing but a verification showed he'd gone on another meet! He text the next day " sorry he was tired" but Ahhh good old. Fab someone took the opportunity he missed! Big glee. " Croydon is on my bus route. Just hope a crater in the rodd dosent open on the way. | |||
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"I got once 'sorry but I've just realised that I was afraid of beards' " Ive used that on a few girls....... | |||
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"I got once 'sorry but I've just realised that I was afraid of beards' Ive used that on a few girls....... " You really should have called my mum back. | |||
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"I had sorry I left my phone at my parents house (it was about 100miles away apparently) and I have to go and get it, can we reschedule. I said ok, did not block, but have never heard from bloke again. XXXlol I got that one once as well Maybe same man then! XXX" he messaged me 2 week later and asked to meet again I told him where to go, never heard from him again. saw his profile on here for a few weeks then he vanished. | |||
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"I had sorry I left my phone at my parents house (it was about 100miles away apparently) and I have to go and get it, can we reschedule. I said ok, did not block, but have never heard from bloke again. XXXlol I got that one once as well Maybe same man then! XXXhe messaged me 2 week later and asked to meet again I told him where to go, never heard from him again. saw his profile on here for a few weeks then he vanished. " Probably another dreamer XXX | |||
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"The time for a meet slipped by without any contact from the couple. I left it an hour or so before texting them asking what time they'd be at the pub for our social before any action, if any. More time went by and no reply, so I drank up and went home. Got a text from them the next day to say sorry but they'd had the decorators painting the outside of the house that afternoon & didn't want to leave because one had asked if he could use the microwave to heat up his dinner later. They didn't want the chap to go without his meal! What a load of bollocks eh. I mentioned this to another couple I'm in contact with, they asked the couple's name and when I told them they said that they had had exactly the same experience with that couple. Well that's another couple added to the block list! lol Time for some fun now, so come on fellow fabbers, let's have some of the most unbelievable excuses for not turning up for a meet. " Mostly just not answering, not turning up or blocking. Isnt Fab just.......fab. | |||
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"I got once 'sorry but I've just realised that I was afraid of beards' Ive used that on a few girls....... " Sorry I'll shave next time xxx | |||
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"That's crap. Hope you had a nice drink OP. We had a couple where the woman texted me to say her gran died so she didn't think they'd be able to make it. Only a few minutes later the guy mailed saying they couldn't wait for the meet. Seems they got their stories mixed up. They did turn up though. A memorable meet but for bad reasons. " We? | |||
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"That's crap. Hope you had a nice drink OP. We had a couple where the woman texted me to say her gran died so she didn't think they'd be able to make it. Only a few minutes later the guy mailed saying they couldn't wait for the meet. Seems they got their stories mixed up. They did turn up though. A memorable meet but for bad reasons. We?" ? | |||
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"I had a no show last Thursday no message nothing but a verification showed he'd gone on another meet! He text the next day " sorry he was tired" but Ahhh good old. Fab someone took the opportunity he missed! Big glee. Croydon is on my bus route. Just hope a crater in the rodd dosent open on the way. " No that only happens in the north east on the a1 | |||
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"The time for a meet slipped by without any contact from the couple. I left it an hour or so before texting them asking what time they'd be at the pub for our social before any action, if any. More time went by and no reply, so I drank up and went home. Got a text from them the next day .... " How come you left it an hour? AN HOUR? Fuck that. | |||
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"Well mine was my excuse but totally true but sounds unbelievable......I was getting ready to go on a hotel meet just as I was about to leave my daughter says .....mummy iv just swallowed 2p .......ended up spending the night at AE .......needless to say the guy thought I was a complete liar n time waster " I was once on a way to a meet. Driving along the motorway the clutch on my car went. I had to call the AA out to tow me home. The woman I was meeting was not impressed. She thought I was bullshiting her. Luckily she eventually believed me and we met a few days later. | |||
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"Ours isn't a no show or messing us around but still a cracking excuse. we were due to meet a guy at our house for some fun when about 5 minutes before he was due to arrive he text to say he was really sorry but he was so excited about the meet he'd had a wank and didn't know if he would be ready again quickly so could we have a social instead " Did you have the social?.. Just checking so I know where I stand if I errrrrm... | |||
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"Well mine was my excuse but totally true but sounds unbelievable......I was getting ready to go on a hotel meet just as I was about to leave my daughter says .....mummy iv just swallowed 2p .......ended up spending the night at AE .......needless to say the guy thought I was a complete liar n time waster " Imagine if he messaged you later while you were in A&E - probably would have been something like this: "How's your daughter after swallowing that 2p"? "No change yet"! Sorry, couldn't help it, my terrible humour! | |||
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"If its too good to be true then it usually is hate people that promise the earth and deliver nothing just be straight with me x" am the same when people do that | |||
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"I had one acusse me of being a timewaster when HE didn't turn up at MY flat. Lmfao xxx" Too true, you were wasting time waiting for them | |||
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"Had one who 'remembered that she had to pick up her daughter' , one who said she'd had her cooker go on fire, and one who answered the door and pretended to be a 'twin' who knew nothing about Fab. The last one was the freakiest...the first two were nothing more than excuses I think, both within half an hour of the meet happening. The incident with the twin still has me wondering if I was set-up, she was set-up or what...I still haven't been able to make sense of it, and as usual the profile vanished from the site (despite it having been on for quite a while and having a couple of veris). Fab is very often FAR stranger than real life." one who answered the door and pretended to be a 'twin' who knew nothing about Fab. That really made me laugh. I am sorry I know it wasn't nice for you. It is the cheekiness and surrealness of it all. That must have been very bizarre for you. | |||
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"I had one, thought it was a wind up and ripped him a new one over the phone. When he phoned he apologised to cancel. Said he was so excited to see me he lost concentration and had an accident in Croydon causing tailbacks etc and how he was lucky to be alive...yeah...right! Later that evening I turn on the TV and there's my date looking shaken beside his totalled car telling the reporter he was lucky to be alive! " | |||
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"We had one saying. "Lovely profile but we are just not looking for any new naughty friends at the minute, as we have a select few that we play with" fine honest reply we thought. But then they posted a meet an hour later haha. Wouldn't you just prefer " oh I'm sorry but your not for us" X" Maybe it was to notify those on their friends list they were available? | |||
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"Sorry to hear that OP - I feel for you and it's a twattish thing for them to do not to even cancel in advance. Sadly I've had no 'no-shows'. I feel I'm missing out on the 'no-show horror stories' on the forums - hopefully my next meet will welch on me with a fanciful story so I can properly join in " Ooooo I'd let you down but only if we agreed another meet lol xx | |||
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"Had a 'regular' (didn't last long) who would text to cancel as i was driving there claiming to be too tired. He would then text at 1am asking me to go over. Used to tell him to fuck off. I set up an FFM for us and he told me (after me and the other girl had been waiting at her place an hour) he couldn't make it as had a 'lung infection'. Veri popped up next day stating he had met a MF couple instead. Very odd for a straight guy. That was the end of that" Many straight guys have MFM. It's not in the least bit odd. Rude of him though | |||
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"Had a no show who said they could only come for half-hour and I deserved longer than that!" I met a guy once who pulled up at our arranged meeting place, looked at me and drove off At least you got half an hour | |||
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"Had a no show who said they could only come for half-hour and I deserved longer than that! I met a guy once who pulled up at our arranged meeting place, looked at me and drove off At least you got half an hour " Sorry NN, that story never gets old and I always | |||
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"I had a "social" meet planned. 1hr 15 mins before I got a text saying she was in Redditch Hospital.... By a weird co-incidence I was on my way home via Redditch. So I thought "sod it"..... I'll call in the hospital and ask for her. Bugger me but it was true! She was in a ward, on a bed, waiting for the consultant! We did meet several more times including going to a couple of parties before she decided fab wasn't for her (I think she went back to her ex). Anyone else had such a bad excuse that was true? Or had a first meet in a more odd place? This is actually true !" I believed every word of that upto the point you said she was "waiting for the consultant". Everyone who follows the news knows all the consultants have already legged it from Redditch. | |||
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"A guy did not turn up. Didn't answer calls or texts. Next Day he text to say he had locked himself in a fridge. Then he blocked me. " It wasn't David Blaine was it? | |||
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"Well mine was my excuse but totally true but sounds unbelievable......I was getting ready to go on a hotel meet just as I was about to leave my daughter says .....mummy iv just swallowed 2p .......ended up spending the night at AE .......needless to say the guy thought I was a complete liar n time waster Imagine if he messaged you later while you were in A&E - probably would have been something like this: "How's your daughter after swallowing that 2p"? "No change yet"! Sorry, couldn't help it, my terrible humour!" | |||
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"Well mine was my excuse but totally true but sounds unbelievable......I was getting ready to go on a hotel meet just as I was about to leave my daughter says .....mummy iv just swallowed 2p .......ended up spending the night at AE .......needless to say the guy thought I was a complete liar n time waster Imagine if he messaged you later while you were in A&E - probably would have been something like this: "How's your daughter after swallowing that 2p"? "No change yet"! Sorry, couldn't help it, my terrible humour!" Ha ha yes but he didn't see the funny side | |||
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