FabSwingers.com forum: Fat legs

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ted said that I've got fat legs and that I need to work out its really hit my confidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think he's being sarcastic?

either way, tell him to fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open them up for me I will give them a special work out

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

ffs - behave! And tell Ted to get to Specsavers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i think he's being sarcastic?

either way, tell him to fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think he's being sarcastic?

either way, tell him to fuck off.

I favour this course of action

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Ted said that I've got fat legs and that I need to work out its really hit my confidence "

Tell Ted he has a fat head on your way out the door

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ted said that I've got fat legs and that I need to work out its really hit my confidence

Tell Ted he has a fat head on your way out the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa."

Like not lie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.

Like not lie!"

He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that

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By *om Tom 1969Man
over a year ago

liverpool

#Tell Ted could start trending here! But it does look like Ted has as much nouse as his Film namesake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wouldn't

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.

Like not lie!

He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that"

This is tongue in cheek right...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.

Like not lie!

He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that

This is tongue in cheek right..."
I only wish it was

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.

Like not lie!

He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that

This is tongue in cheek right...I only wish it was

Is he honestly saying that? And you're honestly believing him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ted is mad

Dont be like Ted

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

You KNOW it isn't true, you can see with your own eyes.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.

Like not lie!

He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that

This is tongue in cheek right..."

They call them look at me please boost my ego threads lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Considering how slender your legs are and the fact that both your pictures are of them, is this a stealth look at my legs and compliment me post?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.

Like not lie!

He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that

This is tongue in cheek right...I only wish it was

Really?!

Put Ted on the forum, we'll sort him out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hehe, also tell him his brain needs a workout.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.

Like not lie!

He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that

This is tongue in cheek right...I only wish it was

Is he honestly saying that? And you're honestly believing him? "
yes he is so I'm assuming he is right I joined a gym today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ted said that I've got fat legs and that I need to work out its really hit my confidence "

Is Ted your name for inner thoughts?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.

Like not lie!

He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that

This is tongue in cheek right...I only wish it was

Is he honestly saying that? And you're honestly believing him? yes he is so I'm assuming he is right I joined a gym today "

You assume he's right and you're wrong. Give your head a wobble woman and know your own worth.

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By *lice400Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

Well I would get rid of him if it was not tongue in cheek and even if it was then personally he isn't worth it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was only telling her the truth.ted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you two are hoestly having these conversations, then I would suggest a swinging site is not the place to get validation.

If not, well done, we have all looked at your pics.

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

This has to be a wind up! Even if you DID have fat legs (which you DON'T! ), any man would be taking his life in his hands if he decided to critique my body! He would certainly be singing in a higher register!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course its a wind up ....there was a similar thread earlier by some slim woman saying some guy told her she was fat. I can only assume it got pulled as i can't find it now.....they're all out today....

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.

Like not lie!

He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that"

Advice. .. If he doesn't appreciate you, drop him head first down an empty lift shaft and get him replaced PROMTO! Can't be having him around messing up the place!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"This has to be a wind up! Even if you DID have fat legs (which you DON'T! ), any man would be taking his life in his hands if he decided to critique my body! He would certainly be singing in a higher register!

It's the second such thread today, must be something in the water.

If it's true it's sad and abusive if it isn't true it's a good way to get _iews.

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By *lice400Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

who makes you the judge ??? Yes you may have an opinion but really???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahahaha we were just taking the piss from that stupid thread earlier totally pathetic

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Hahahaha we were just taking the piss from that stupid thread earlier totally pathetic

Hilarious

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Is he saying that your pics from March are different to how you look now, 4-5 months later? Without a recent pic it's not possible to tell but if you're the same now as you were then then Ted's been smoking the cheesy stuff.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"Hahahaha we were just taking the piss from that stupid thread earlier totally pathetic

Ha! Right! Missed it, was working.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hahahaha we were just taking the piss from that stupid thread earlier totally pathetic

Ha! Right! Missed it, was working....."
it was a slim girl saying her fella said she was fat we thought what a sad cow lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ted said that I've got fat legs and that I need to work out its really hit my confidence "

Ted is high

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By *rwchcpleCouple
over a year ago

norwich

What a prick. Tell him he's got a skinny willy

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.

Like not lie!

He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that"

He sounds such a lovely man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a prick. Tell him he's got a skinny willy

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trouble us he got alot of length and girth lol

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

If you feel the need to exercise those "fat legs" may I suggest kicking Ted repeatedly up the arse.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Next time hes giving you oral crush his head with your legs shouting whose the daddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Next time hes giving you oral crush his head with your legs shouting whose the daddy

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Next time hes giving you oral crush his head with your legs shouting whose the daddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.

Like not lie!

He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that"

tell him you've been fucking his best mate for the past two year so bang goes that theory

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.

Like not lie!

He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that

tell him you've been fucking his best mate for the past two year so bang goes that theory

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there all munters lol

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By *rMrs-Luv-ItCouple
over a year ago

cwmbranish

You have lovely legs

(Jo) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ted said that I've got fat legs and that I need to work out its really hit my confidence "

I fear attention seeking

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

Malvern

Tell ted his got a small cock and you love it when his friend pops around to do anal with you and he really fills you up

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

You need to do the following exercise. With hands on hips lift left leg high enough to knee Ted in bollocks. Replace foot on floor and lift right leg high enough to knee Ted in bollocks. Repeat until Ted is on the floor. From there he should see said legs more clearly, so ask him how they now look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ted said that I've got fat legs and that I need to work out its really hit my confidence "

If you have fat legs then I'm a cute little pixie called Sparkle Kiss who grants wishes & when I fart new flowers grow.

mr j

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ted said that I've got fat legs and that I need to work out its really hit my confidence "

The only thing here that's fat, is the chance of Ted getting a bj tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ted said that I've got fat legs and that I need to work out its really hit my confidence "

I wish my legs was as fat as yours

You have great legs

Sue

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

You giving us a bad name fella

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

*scuttles off to start a 'does my bum look big in this' thread

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By *eeeee7Woman
over a year ago

over yonder

"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.

Like not lie!

He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that

This is tongue in cheek right...

They call them look at me please boost my ego threads lol"

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By *eeeee7Woman
over a year ago

over yonder

"Ted said that I've got fat legs and that I need to work out its really hit my confidence

I fear attention seeking"

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By *rMrs-Luv-ItCouple
over a year ago

cwmbranish

"Ted said that I've got fat legs and that I need to work out its really hit my confidence

I fear attention seeking

If thats the case then she obviously feels a bit low and is in need of a confidence boost no harm in that

love her x x

(Jo)

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By *ittlemisssassypantsCouple
over a year ago

South East Wales

Is Ted on crack?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Ted said that I've got fat legs and that I need to work out its really hit my confidence "

Tell him to fuck him off

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By *entoMan
over a year ago

norwich

"Next time hes giving you oral crush his head with your legs shouting whose the daddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure to smear some veet on teds eyebrows during the night.

Tomorrow he will have learned his lesson about judging others

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By *rwchcpleCouple
over a year ago

norwich

"What a prick. Tell him he's got a skinny willy

trouble us he got alot of length and girth lol"

Yea but you haven't got fat legs and it's knocked your confidence; )

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make sure to smear some veet on teds eyebrows during the night.

Tomorrow he will have learned his lesson about judging others

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he said no.e and have a go if you think your hard enough lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahahaha we were just taking the piss from that stupid thread earlier totally pathetic

Ha! Right! Missed it, was working.....it was a slim girl saying her fella said she was fat we thought what a sad cow lol"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"Make sure to smear some veet on teds eyebrows during the night.

Tomorrow he will have learned his lesson about judging others

he said no.e and have a go if you think your hard enough lol"
quieyly whisper in his ear"you have to sleep sometime darling"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ted is absolutely right !

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.

Like not lie!

He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that

This is tongue in cheek right...

They call them look at me please boost my ego threads lol"

The hot weather is bringing them out today...gee whizz!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Of course its a wind up ....there was a similar thread earlier by some slim woman saying some guy told her she was fat. I can only assume it got pulled as i can't find it now.....they're all out today...."

You noticed too huh?!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You noticed too huh?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell Ted you will take them so called fat legs wrap them round his head and squeeze tight!!

Doll x

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Tell Ted he's got a needle dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ted said that I've got fat legs and that I need to work out its really hit my confidence "

He is barmy. Totally out of his head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes i believe it is lol. I've just come on and seen this written by Ted not me Darcy lol.. He's a bell end lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done Ted , hat off Ted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha he's a prize twit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.

Like not lie!

He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that"

Oh that old chestnut. You could prove him wrong and take pics of them wrapped around a few men's necks.

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By *eedsbig9inMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Ted said that I've got fat legs and that I need to work out its really hit my confidence "

Your legs made me wank sorry but they are fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell ted that you have perfect legs, and that he need his eyes testing,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ted said that I've got fat legs and that I need to work out its really hit my confidence "

I wish I had legs like you. You look amazing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ted said that I've got fat legs and that I need to work out its really hit my confidence

Your legs made me wank sorry but they are fit"
lol

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.

Like not lie!

He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that

Oh that old chestnut. You could prove him wrong and take pics of them wrapped around a few men's necks. "

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By *raddevonMan
over a year ago

btadford

Nothing wrong with fat legs have big chunky toes yessss

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.

Like not lie!

He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that

This is tongue in cheek right...I only wish it was

If this is true then drop him, men who say things like that to hurt are bastards

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Yes i believe it is lol. I've just come on and seen this written by Ted not me Darcy lol.. He's a bell end lol"

Blooming heck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.

Like not lie!

He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that

This is tongue in cheek right...I only wish it was

Tell him to stick his opinion where the sun don't shine - you have a gorgeous legs

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By *tephenBunChowMan
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

Best set of legs I've seen in a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thick thighs make the best ear muffs

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"i think he's being sarcastic?

either way, tell him to fuck off.

I favour this course of action

As do I!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thick thighs make the best ear muffs

I have some lovely ear muffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe you have and hes telling you as the closest person in ur life to do something about it ?

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Let me get this right, its him pretending to be her, pretending to be him, pretending to be her?? Don't you guys have anything better to do? Like communicate in person, face to face?

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