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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Took the missis with me yesterday to visit my uncle as he's on hols at (Hmp) she said what should I wear I said a nice skimpy dress she wore a black tight fitting dress no bra you could see her nipples it just about covered her ass and she wore strappy heels showing her bright red toenails and wore her blonde highlighted hair down few days later he wrote and said the guys been asking when she visiting next lol

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Ok...I wouldn't,but if it works for you all then all's good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took the missus yesterday.. but few days later you got a mesaage, so when was it?? Hmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Took the missus yesterday.. but few days later you got a mesaage, so when was it?? Hmm"

Sorry miss sarcastic it was Monday we went had the letter today !!!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Took the missus yesterday.. but few days later you got a mesaage, so when was it?? Hmm"

Oh yeah good point I missed that,to be fair I'm not concentrating enough I'm sat waiting for my car to be mot it's not looking good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Took the missus yesterday.. but few days later you got a mesaage, so when was it?? Hmm

Oh yeah good point I missed that,to be fair I'm not concentrating enough I'm sat waiting for my car to be mot it's not looking good "

A woman sat in her car waiting for an MOT? lol

Hummm, well i should tell you your flanging difulticultor is very worn. It might only last another couple of hundred miles and then you'll be looking at a big repair bill because it will snap your snarple farpfer, around £2000.

We have got a flanging difulticultor and we could fit it in around 15 minutes for £237, do you want us to do it for you while we're at it?

OLDEST CON IN THE WORLD, BUT WILL LEAVING THE EU STOP MECHANICS TALKING BULLSHIT?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Took the missus yesterday.. but few days later you got a mesaage, so when was it?? Hmm

Oh yeah good point I missed that,to be fair I'm not concentrating enough I'm sat waiting for my car to be mot it's not looking good

A woman sat in her car waiting for an MOT? lol

Hummm, well i should tell you your flanging difulticultor is very worn. It might only last another couple of hundred miles and then you'll be looking at a big repair bill because it will snap your snarple farpfer, around £2000.

We have got a flanging difulticultor and we could fit it in around 15 minutes for £237, do you want us to do it for you while we're at it?

OLDEST CON IN THE WORLD, BUT WILL LEAVING THE EU STOP MECHANICS TALKING BULLSHIT?

"

I didn't say I was sat 'in' my car...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Took the missus yesterday.. but few days later you got a mesaage, so when was it?? Hmm

Oh yeah good point I missed that,to be fair I'm not concentrating enough I'm sat waiting for my car to be mot it's not looking good

A woman sat in her car waiting for an MOT? lol

Hummm, well i should tell you your flanging difulticultor is very worn. It might only last another couple of hundred miles and then you'll be looking at a big repair bill because it will snap your snarple farpfer, around £2000.

We have got a flanging difulticultor and we could fit it in around 15 minutes for £237, do you want us to do it for you while we're at it?

OLDEST CON IN THE WORLD, BUT WILL LEAVING THE EU STOP MECHANICS TALKING BULLSHIT?

I didn't say I was sat 'in' my car... "

No but being a mechanic darlin' you didn't ave too, i knew that's what you meant!

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London


"Took the missus yesterday.. but few days later you got a mesaage, so when was it?? Hmm"

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Took the missus yesterday.. but few days later you got a mesaage, so when was it?? Hmm

Oh yeah good point I missed that,to be fair I'm not concentrating enough I'm sat waiting for my car to be mot it's not looking good

A woman sat in her car waiting for an MOT? lol

Hummm, well i should tell you your flanging difulticultor is very worn. It might only last another couple of hundred miles and then you'll be looking at a big repair bill because it will snap your snarple farpfer, around £2000.

We have got a flanging difulticultor and we could fit it in around 15 minutes for £237, do you want us to do it for you while we're at it?

OLDEST CON IN THE WORLD, BUT WILL LEAVING THE EU STOP MECHANICS TALKING BULLSHIT?

I didn't say I was sat 'in' my car...

No but being a mechanic darlin' you didn't ave too, i knew that's what you meant!

"

So what you're saying is mechanics like yourself think us women are completely dumb and will believe any pile of shite you sprout at us

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By *nthonyT16Man
over a year ago

Bury

Nice One. Can she come and visit me I live in Bolton. I'll send her home in a week's time????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Took the missus yesterday.. but few days later you got a mesaage, so when was it?? Hmm

Oh yeah good point I missed that,to be fair I'm not concentrating enough I'm sat waiting for my car to be mot it's not looking good

A woman sat in her car waiting for an MOT? lol

Hummm, well i should tell you your flanging difulticultor is very worn. It might only last another couple of hundred miles and then you'll be looking at a big repair bill because it will snap your snarple farpfer, around £2000.

We have got a flanging difulticultor and we could fit it in around 15 minutes for £237, do you want us to do it for you while we're at it?

OLDEST CON IN THE WORLD, BUT WILL LEAVING THE EU STOP MECHANICS TALKING BULLSHIT?

I didn't say I was sat 'in' my car...

No but being a mechanic darlin' you didn't ave too, i knew that's what you meant!

So what you're saying is mechanics like yourself think us women are completely dumb and will believe any pile of shite you sprout at us "

Wait till you get the bill for filling your washer bottle £16.75 and and re-aligning your near side headlight £35

LMAO

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area


"Took the missus yesterday.. but few days later you got a mesaage, so when was it?? Hmm

Oh yeah good point I missed that,to be fair I'm not concentrating enough I'm sat waiting for my car to be mot it's not looking good

A woman sat in her car waiting for an MOT? lol

Hummm, well i should tell you your flanging difulticultor is very worn. It might only last another couple of hundred miles and then you'll be looking at a big repair bill because it will snap your snarple farpfer, around £2000.

We have got a flanging difulticultor and we could fit it in around 15 minutes for £237, do you want us to do it for you while we're at it?

OLDEST CON IN THE WORLD, BUT WILL LEAVING THE EU STOP MECHANICS TALKING BULLSHIT?

I didn't say I was sat 'in' my car...

No but being a mechanic darlin' you didn't ave too, i knew that's what you meant!

So what you're saying is mechanics like yourself think us women are completely dumb and will believe any pile of shite you sprout at us "

..... lol ... good job you didnt go to his garage ...... he sounds well dodgy .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think what mechanics should do is come up with something new for the ladies.

Instead of "i'm going to rob you blind, you're going to see it, feel it but do nothing about it apart from worry about your husband telling you "i told you so"" maybe they should put a more positive spin on it...

Would you like to lose a little weight instantly, without having to diet at all and without any fear of putting it back on any time soon? Yes?...OK then hand me your purse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Took the missus yesterday.. but few days later you got a mesaage, so when was it?? Hmm

Oh yeah good point I missed that,to be fair I'm not concentrating enough I'm sat waiting for my car to be mot it's not looking good

A woman sat in her car waiting for an MOT? lol

Hummm, well i should tell you your flanging difulticultor is very worn. It might only last another couple of hundred miles and then you'll be looking at a big repair bill because it will snap your snarple farpfer, around £2000.

We have got a flanging difulticultor and we could fit it in around 15 minutes for £237, do you want us to do it for you while we're at it?

OLDEST CON IN THE WORLD, BUT WILL LEAVING THE EU STOP MECHANICS TALKING BULLSHIT?

I didn't say I was sat 'in' my car...

No but being a mechanic darlin' you didn't ave too, i knew that's what you meant!

So what you're saying is mechanics like yourself think us women are completely dumb and will believe any pile of shite you sprout at us

Wait till you get the bill for filling your washer bottle £16.75 and and re-aligning your near side headlight £35

LMAO "

You really know how to charm the ladies don't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not even a fucking mechanic! LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish i was...i would have stopped that wanker charging me £35 to adjust my headlight! Robbing c#nt!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I'm not even a fucking mechanic! LMAO "

I think you should 'LMAO' (that's your's by the way) it may stop you talking out of it!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Took the missus yesterday.. but few days later you got a mesaage, so when was it?? Hmm

Oh yeah good point I missed that,to be fair I'm not concentrating enough I'm sat waiting for my car to be mot it's not looking good

A woman sat in her car waiting for an MOT? lol

Hummm, well i should tell you your flanging difulticultor is very worn. It might only last another couple of hundred miles and then you'll be looking at a big repair bill because it will snap your snarple farpfer, around £2000.

We have got a flanging difulticultor and we could fit it in around 15 minutes for £237, do you want us to do it for you while we're at it?

OLDEST CON IN THE WORLD, BUT WILL LEAVING THE EU STOP MECHANICS TALKING BULLSHIT?

I didn't say I was sat 'in' my car...

No but being a mechanic darlin' you didn't ave too, i knew that's what you meant!

So what you're saying is mechanics like yourself think us women are completely dumb and will believe any pile of shite you sprout at us

Wait till you get the bill for filling your washer bottle £16.75 and and re-aligning your near side headlight £35

LMAO

You really know how to charm the ladies don't you "

No he really doesn't...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not even a fucking mechanic! LMAO

I think you should 'LMAO' (that's your's by the way) it may stop you talking out of it! "

Well i never, what a rude girl you are..just my type!...Darlin'

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Anyway back to the op and his scantily dressed wife...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway back to the op and his scantily dressed wife... "

She does look cute in the picture most say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i was going to show my wife off it wouldn't be wise to tempt a load of convicts. If they find out where you live maybe your wife will find someone she was teasing landing on your doorstep, expecting another look. Add to that he might be a murderer who hasn't had sex for 25 years? Just saying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread went well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread went well "

Sorry, i guess my quotes were too high and they took their cars elsewhere? lol

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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now


"Took the missis with me yesterday to visit my uncle as he's on hols at (Hmp) she said what should I wear I said a nice skimpy dress she wore a black tight fitting dress no bra you could see her nipples it just about covered her ass and she wore strappy heels showing her bright red toenails and wore her blonde highlighted hair down few days later he wrote and said the guys been asking when she visiting next lol "

It's always nice to be admired, but is it really fair to deliberately torment a group of men who have no (little) outlet for their sexual frustrations? An ego-boost is only an ego-boost when it's NOT at someone else's expense.

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