FabSwingers.com forum: Having a knob is brilliant.

By *he horny kinksters OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

Having a cock is absolutely brilliant! I love mine.

I wake up in the morning and my hand is usually on it. It provides hours of entertainment and amusement. It cheers me up when I'm down. I can stand outside and wee in all directions, I can stick it between my legs and look silly and make MissK laugh, I can play with it, I can just look at it. It's not too big or too small (for me).

I really am happy I have one.

That's it really, just thought I'd share my little moment of cock cheer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel very much the same about boobs. Squishy fun is only ever an arm bend away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a cock is absolutely brilliant! I love mine.

I really am happy I have one.

That's it really, just thought I'd share my little moment of cock cheer."

This is great to read and made me giggle. Appreciate your cock day X

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By *he horny kinksters OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

Yeah, boobs are great and all but they're a bit of a one trick pony.

You can squeeze em and...... Well, that's pretty much it.

When I'm on a naturist beach and I come out of a very cold sea, my knob goes teeny tiny. Some time in the sun and it grows. Then get aroused and it grows some more and points in a different direction.

I can stand in front of MissK naked and do the flappy slappy cock dance. Whatever mood she's in she's guaranteed to laugh at that.

Boobs are just kinda there.

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By *he horny kinksters OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

Just to be clear, I love boobs but I wouldn't want a pair of my own. They must get right in the way of stuff.

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By *he horny kinksters OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

(And for the avoidance of doubt, it's the M of the couple here in case you thought our profile might be wrong)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a cock is absolutely brilliant! I love mine.

I really am happy I have one.

That's it really, just thought I'd share my little moment of cock cheer."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a cock is absolutely brilliant! I love mine.

I really am happy I have one.

That's it really, just thought I'd share my little moment of cock cheer.

can you do the towel dance?

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By *he horny kinksters OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

Ooooh what's the towel dance?

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I wouldn't want to have my own but I love them on the right guys...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it handy (no pun intended) what with being a man and all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would I need to have one when I can borrow one at any time?

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Yay for the versatile cock, I love mine too in fact I'm quite attached to the little chap

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By *he horny kinksters OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Why would I need to have one when I can borrow one at any time?"

It's not the same as having your own.

Mine is always there. Day or night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocks are more useful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would I need to have one when I can borrow one at any time?

It's not the same as having your own.

Mine is always there. Day or night. "

Ah, but you're stuck with it

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"Cocks are more useful "

More useful than ??

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By *he horny kinksters OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Why would I need to have one when I can borrow one at any time?

It's not the same as having your own.

Mine is always there. Day or night.

Ah, but you're stuck with it

Good!! I wouldn't want a detachable one.

When I walk to the bathroom in the morning I always get a cheery wave from it in the mirror.

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By *he horny kinksters OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Cocks are more useful

More useful than ??"

That's true. It's relative.

I have a combined bottle opener and pencil sharpener and that's REALLY useful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has its own Facebook page.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three cheers for the cock. Mine has seen me through the good times and the bad. Thanks buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a cock is absolutely brilliant! I love mine.

I really am happy I have one.

That's it really, just thought I'd share my little moment of cock cheer."

love this

Poppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a cock I'd never get anything done!

Mrs x

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"If I had a cock I'd never get anything done!

Mrs x"

They often don't...lol I am joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine gets in the way, I'm always stepping on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But what can you do with em. What's their party tricks? I mean, I'll see your cock helicopter and raise you a soapy titwank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need stop thinkin with mine lol gets me in trouble .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always had one and it goes everywhere with me!

Sometimes it goes places I can't, which I don't think is fair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a sexual beast if I had a knob

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Envious of your very own penis, now that's the kind of penis envy I like. What a great slant OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's easier to find if there's two women looking for it.

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By *he horny kinksters OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"But what can you do with em. What's their party tricks? I mean, I'll see your cock helicopter and raise you a soapy titwank.

What can you do with them?? Loads!!

There's the classic hot dog pic to cheer MissK up! (A stiffy, a bread roll and some ketchup! Guaranteed a giggle), you can pee for miles with enough of a squeeze (although with proper distance you'd leak a fart too), with a PA piercing ring I can hang stuff off it, you can play donut hoopla, the only limit is your imagination.

A soapy tit wank? That's all well and good but what do you need for one of those along with soapy tits? A cock! Ha!

Raise me a tit wank? Don't make me laugh...

You can keep your tits thank you very much.

(Just had a quick look at your pics and I'll quietly retract that last line)

Anyhoo, cocks are best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also wish I had a 6 inch cock, but I'm not having 2 inches chopped off it for anyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a cock!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have mine, I'm fed up with it!

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By *ilthyjackcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Fair play, the OP makes a very good case for the cock - I rather like mine - but boobs are worth more of a cheer than you appreciate. They are great fun.

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By *he horny kinksters OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Fair play, the OP makes a very good case for the cock - I rather like mine - but boobs are worth more of a cheer than you appreciate. They are great fun. "

Oh I agree that boobs are great but I'd rather have my cock.

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