FabSwingers.com forum: The perfect nipple?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Over the years i have moved from liking big boos, to small then to both. I think the size journey is complete but now i find myself looking much more at the nipple than the boob.

5" long is not a good look and inverted doesn't do it for me (although they can be very sexy on the right girl) but a perfect nipple sitting in the middle of a perfect areola is soooo hard to beat.

What is perfect nipple size (erect)?

I reckon around 7.5mm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes that thread will not create insecurities at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh boy just give us girls summit else to worry about lol. My right nip has a freckle on it witch in my opinion makes it perfect.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The perfect nipple for me tends to be on the end of a fems tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples

Until now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples

Nor me and I don't intend to start either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people seem to like mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size of nipples really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples

Nor me and I don't intend to start either

no never measured haha - just twiddled

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples

Until now

Yup although I don't have a ruler to hand so I'm going to test them by how many haribo jelly rings I can hang on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples

they look pretty good from here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples

Until now

Yup although I don't have a ruler to hand so I'm going to test them by how many haribo jelly rings I can hang on them

May I eat them afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over the years i have moved from liking big boos, to small then to both. I think the size journey is complete but now i find myself looking much more at the nipple than the boob.

5" long is not a good look and inverted doesn't do it for me (although they can be very sexy on the right girl) but a perfect nipple sitting in the middle of a perfect areola is soooo hard to beat.

What is perfect nipple size (erect)?

I reckon around 7.5mm"

Nobody and no nipple is perfect!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples

lol , loved your response ....is this the same principle of men showing pics of their cocks next to can or "lynx" bottle ...that last makes me giggle lots .....

Your body is what it is big, small, fat, tiny and your bits are not for comparison

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples

lol , loved your response ....is this the same principle of men showing pics of their cocks next to can or "lynx" bottle ...that last makes me giggle lots .....

Your body is what it is big, small, fat, tiny and your bits are not for comparison

I don't think the global advertising community would agree with you there

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

Nipples never measure mine..let's girls get ruler out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The perfect nipple for me tends to be on the end of a fems tit

you fellas have quite cute nips too yanno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Seconded! X

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By *pice of life 79Man
over a year ago

lincoln, sleaford , grantham , nottingham

"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples

I could measure those for you I'll bring my tape and spirit level lol

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples

Until now

Yup although I don't have a ruler to hand so I'm going to test them by how many haribo jelly rings I can hang on them

May I eat them afterwards? "

Ok but only if you eat the manky fried eggs for me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples

I could measure those for you I'll bring my tape and spirit level lol"

If i used a laser measure and cut a nipple off would i be able to charge for laser surgery? I reckon 3 grand should cover it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples

Until now

Yup although I don't have a ruler to hand so I'm going to test them by how many haribo jelly rings I can hang on them

May I eat them afterwards?

Ok but only if you eat the manky fried eggs for me too"

Anything you want as long as you caress my hair while I am doing so bella ragazza

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And to think about the grief we've had over cock size for the last few thousand years! Mention their nipple size once and they get all defensive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do we use for scale?

Haribo jelly rings as suggested? Midget gems? Fruit pastille?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nipples never measure mine..let's girls get ruler out lol

no need 11mm by the look of it!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Quite big if I use a mans ruler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been searching pictures online for years looking for the perfect nipple. I've not found it, but I'll keep looking.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do we use for scale?

Haribo jelly rings as suggested? Midget gems? Fruit pastille?

whatever you like but you're a 4mm (acceptable)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quite big if I use a mans ruler

Yep, yours are 9" at least!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do we use for scale?

Haribo jelly rings as suggested? Midget gems? Fruit pastille?

whatever you like but you're a 4mm (acceptable)

Acceptable

how patronising is that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy measuring mine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do we use for scale?

Haribo jelly rings as suggested? Midget gems? Fruit pastille?

whatever you like but you're a 4mm (acceptable)

Acceptable

how patronising is that

Dear oh dear i feel a sense of humour transplant coming on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy measuring mine?

Sure 9.5mm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it when guys have nice, puffy nipples that are big enough for you to suck on properly when you're getting them off. Even better if they're large enough to get a decent set of nipple clamps on them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do we use for scale?

Haribo jelly rings as suggested? Midget gems? Fruit pastille?

whatever you like but you're a 4mm (acceptable)

Acceptable

how patronising is that

Dear oh dear i feel a sense of humour transplant coming on!

Do you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And to think about the grief we've had over cock size for the last few thousand years! Mention their nipple size once and they get all defensive!

its men that go on about dick size - not us

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And to think about the grief we've had over cock size for the last few thousand years! Mention their nipple size once and they get all defensive!

its men that go on about dick size - not us"

see...there you are dragging it up again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make a change from "what's the best size cock" I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"make a change from "what's the best size cock" I guess

And allows to see nipples from all background

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And to think about the grief we've had over cock size for the last few thousand years! Mention their nipple size once and they get all defensive!

its men that go on about dick size - not us

see...there you are dragging it up again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples

Snap. Perpetually amazed by the obsession with measuring things on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah but pink ones? Brown ones? Pale ones? Dark ones? And what about the ratio of nip to areola?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do we use for scale?

Haribo jelly rings as suggested? Midget gems? Fruit pastille?

whatever you like but you're a 4mm (acceptable)

Acceptable

how patronising is that

Dear oh dear i feel a sense of humour transplant coming on!

Do you ?

any bigger and and they would be less

"Cherry on Bakewell" and more "marshmallow on a crumpet". It's all about proportion.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Who cares guys...if you are lucky to get near our lovely boobs that should be enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah but pink ones? Brown ones? Pale ones? Dark ones? And what about the ratio of nip to areola?

That's easy...pinkish brown (hedging my bets a little) and a nipple around 7mm in diameter within an areola of approx 17-20mm

Interesting that to me a 7mm tall by 7mm wide nipple works. Maybe someone could calculate the perfect nipple volume from that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are tattooed into hearts so I can't really measure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just been reading that Small bumps on the areola may be either Montgomery's glands or hair follicles.

I reckon they are pretty darn sexy too!

How many glands round and arealo is perfection though? fuck it this subject is just getting more like a job than fun!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I've just been reading that Small bumps on the areola may be either Montgomery's glands or hair follicles.

I reckon they are pretty darn sexy too!

How many glands round and arealo is perfection though? fuck it this subject is just getting more like a job than fun!

Oh god it gets worse...first my nipples are too small and now I don't have enough nipple glands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my nipples

I like your to, look we have something in common already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who cares guys...if you are lucky to get near our lovely boobs that should be enough

amen brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been reading that Small bumps on the areola may be either Montgomery's glands or hair follicles.

I reckon they are pretty darn sexy too!

How many glands round and arealo is perfection though? fuck it this subject is just getting more like a job than fun!

Oh god it gets worse...first my nipples are too small and now I don't have enough nipple glands

I'm concerned now

I only have "acceptable" nipple measurements and now my glands will be judged too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Far be it from me to judge anyone's nipples but i'm sure if 8-10 ladies want a second opinion i could get some kind of competition sorted!

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Hang on a minute ill take my socks off and tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm highly amused

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By *ngeluk69Woman
over a year ago

Near enough

Me and my indecisive nipples will be over here eating lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon it's hairy ones so i am gonna stop plucking mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon it's hairy ones so i am gonna stop plucking mine."

lol silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been reading that Small bumps on the areola may be either Montgomery's glands or hair follicles."

You're wrong!! It's braille for suck here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Measure your thumb nail. Multiply it by 12, add 60, and then divide by 20 Then you have the length of your nipple

This is especially accurate!

*disclaimer* this only works with artificial nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon it's hairy ones so i am gonna stop plucking mine.

lol silly

Might buy myself a chest wig and see how that goes down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just been reading that Small bumps on the areola may be either Montgomery's glands or hair follicles.

You're wrong!! It's braille for suck here

So that's the silver lining to going blind is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I reckon it's hairy ones so i am gonna stop plucking mine.

lol silly

Might buy myself a chest wig and see how that goes down.

Sucking hairy tits might change going down to going up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon it's hairy ones so i am gonna stop plucking mine.

lol silly

Might buy myself a chest wig and see how that goes down.

stop it I am start to get a hard on

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I reckon it's hairy ones so i am gonna stop plucking mine.

lol silly

Might buy myself a chest wig and see how that goes down.

I now have an image of nipples sporting the hatters golden mane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry mean "starting" see so turned on I can't type any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon it's hairy ones so i am gonna stop plucking mine.

lol silly

Might buy myself a chest wig and see how that goes down.

I now have an image of nipples sporting the hatters golden mane

I like your imagination.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I reckon it's hairy ones so i am gonna stop plucking mine.

lol silly

Might buy myself a chest wig and see how that goes down.

I now have an image of nipples sporting the hatters golden mane

I like your imagination.

For the love of god woman you nearly took my eye out with that profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon it's hairy ones so i am gonna stop plucking mine.

lol silly

Might buy myself a chest wig and see how that goes down.

I now have an image of nipples sporting the hatters golden mane

I like your imagination.

For the love of god woman you nearly took my eye out with that profile

Haha sorry. Am tempted to edit the hatters hair into that pic.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I reckon it's hairy ones so i am gonna stop plucking mine.

lol silly

Might buy myself a chest wig and see how that goes down.

I now have an image of nipples sporting the hatters golden mane

I like your imagination.

For the love of god woman you nearly took my eye out with that profile

Haha sorry. Am tempted to edit the hatters hair into that pic."

Oh please!!! Do his old pic and put mini spectacles on them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The size of the nipple itself is of little concern to me, so long as its not so big you could hang your coat on it. But the areola size is significant.

Cant be doing with ones the size of dinner plates. An ideal areola (for my preference) is around 18-20mm in diameter, smaller if the breasts themselves are smaller.

Dont get me wrong, it wouldnt stop me meeting a girl i otherwise really found attractive, but it is off putting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon it's hairy ones so i am gonna stop plucking mine.

lol silly

Might buy myself a chest wig and see how that goes down.

I now have an image of nipples sporting the hatters golden mane

I like your imagination.

For the love of god woman you nearly took my eye out with that profile

Haha sorry. Am tempted to edit the hatters hair into that pic.

Oh please!!! Do his old pic and put mini spectacles on them too

My editing skills are really bad...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The size of the nipple itself is of little concern to me, so long as its not so big you could hang your coat on it. But the areola size is significant.

Cant be doing with ones the size of dinner plates. An ideal areola (for my preference) is around 18-20mm in diameter, smaller if the breasts themselves are smaller.

Dont get me wrong, it wouldnt stop me meeting a girl i otherwise really found attractive, but it is off putting. "

Pretty similar to my preference of around 17-20mm. How exacting is that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The size of the nipple itself is of little concern to me, so long as its not so big you could hang your coat on it. But the areola size is significant.

Cant be doing with ones the size of dinner plates. An ideal areola (for my preference) is around 18-20mm in diameter, smaller if the breasts themselves are smaller.

Dont get me wrong, it wouldnt stop me meeting a girl i otherwise really found attractive, but it is off putting.

Pretty similar to my preference of around 17-20mm. How exacting is that!

An areola 2 cm or under?

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An areola 2 cm or under?

Wow

As an ideal :D

Not necessarily a requirement.

Little bee-stings are definitely the most attractive visually. But they are a tiny part of the overall attraction makeup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2cm diameter nipples? Really? I'm an F cup, could you imagine how ridiculous that would look lol. Me and my big areole but not particularly erect nipples boobs are going on strike :P I've never had anyone complain about my boobs in person though lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everything in proportion.

Like i said 2cm areola with 7mm nipples is to me a perfect size in say 34b/c boobs

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By *ngeluk69Woman
over a year ago

Near enough

Oh god I've got a J cup and iced gem nipples (on a good day, apparently the rest of the time they are like buttons)

I'm DOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!

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By *entle giraffeMan
over a year ago

Minehead

Perfect nipple = Automatic Door ( look at their profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2cm diameter nipples? Really? I'm an F cup, could you imagine how ridiculous that would look lol. Me and my big areole but not particularly erect nipples boobs are going on strike :P I've never had anyone complain about my boobs in person though lol"

As with MrNorthants below you, proportion is key.

2cm would be an ideal size on an ideal sized pair, which for me is usually 34B/C to 36DD. Which happily is what L is rocking.

I'd agree it would be hard to find that size of areola on a girl with FF. Many years ago I had a FWB with HH and hers were the size of a tennis ball.

And larger ones still look really good, if the breast size is in proportion.

That being said as a trade unionist I strongly support your breasts and your own right to strike :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have awful nipples, they're huge. I could have someone's eye out if I'm not careful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my nipples just the way they are. I love how sensitive they are to different temperatures and how they become erect when I'm aroused. I love having them licked, kissed caressed and sucked.

Ladies, today is nipple appreciation day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perfect nipple = Automatic Door ( look at their profile

I did look. And I see what you mean. They are nice

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

Mine don't get too big wen aroused but I've never had anyone not like sucking them etc n I love the feeling of them wen horny

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

My areolae are all wonky. I think it gives them character. I have no clue what size my nipples are. Neither do I plan on worrying about such things; I have yet to meet a girl or guy that is turned off by them being less than perfect and since they feel nice being played with I couldn't give a rat's arse either.

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By *entle giraffeMan
over a year ago

Minehead

"Perfect nipple = Automatic Door ( look at their profile

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I did look. And I see what you mean. They are nice

Hehe

it's nice to know it's not just me that admires them. Yours are rather lovely too.

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By *esiderataWoman
over a year ago

St Helier

All nipples, shapes and sizes are just amazing. It's all in the reaction to touch and tweaking - they do not always get the attention deserved. Should become a public holiday

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

I'll put my profile pic to one of my nipples so u can c n then tell me if they are nice or not

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

"All nipples, shapes and sizes are just amazing. It's all in the reaction to touch and tweaking - they do not always get the attention deserved. Should become a public holiday

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By *ollipop77Couple
over a year ago

Dubai ( / Manchester)

Not sure on the size but I do love mine being tweaked x

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By *onny247Man
over a year ago

St. Albans

"Over the years i have moved from liking big boos, to small then to both. I think the size journey is complete but now i find myself looking much more at the nipple than the boob.

5" long is not a good look and inverted doesn't do it for me (although they can be very sexy on the right girl) but a perfect nipple sitting in the middle of a perfect areola is soooo hard to beat.

What is perfect nipple size (erect)?

I reckon around 7.5mm"

All woman's nipples are fantastic!

I just want to suck and lick them all!

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

"Not sure on the size but I do love mine being tweaked x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure on the size but I do love mine being tweaked x"

Absolutely loved your profile picture haha

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By *lubitMan
over a year ago

Telford

The perfect nipple is the one on the breast your caressing.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Some of the ladies at a party we went to had a go at seeing who could fit the most CD's onto a nipple, was a bit of a giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lactate just a little bit....

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you know what big or small at a club we go to if hula hoops fit them they will be removed by male/female and very appreciated just a bit of fun

Mrs M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are tiny

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

What the fuck is an imperfect nipple?

For fuck sake, we have what we have. Like it or lump it.

Believe it or not, they don't exist to please men.

Could there be even ONE part of the female body women are not be made to feel insecure about by judgemental men, please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over the years i have moved from liking big boos, to small then to both. I think the size journey is complete but now i find myself looking much more at the nipple than the boob.

5" long is not a good look and inverted doesn't do it for me (although they can be very sexy on the right girl) but a perfect nipple sitting in the middle of a perfect areola is soooo hard to beat.

What is perfect nipple size (erect)?

I reckon around 7.5mm"

twat

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

As if men measuring their cocks isn't bad enough, they're now measuring our nipples!

Put the bloody tape measures and calipers down guys. Some of you are bloody obsessed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As if men measuring their cocks isn't bad enough, they're now measuring our nipples!

Put the bloody tape measures and calipers down guys. Some of you are bloody obsessed."

I'm gonna hold a sky remote between my boobs. Or maybe a Lynx can?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't find long nipples attractive and I don't see anything different in me saying that as to someone else saying they only meet muscular men or men with big dicks. Someone posts a preference on what he likes/dislikes on a woman and the insecurities manifest. A man shows a sign of being insecure and he's belittled.

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

A jelly tot sized nipple that responds to my touch decorated with a jewel is the perfect nipple for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples

I agree lol!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I don't find long nipples attractive and I don't see anything different in me saying that as to someone else saying they only meet muscular men or men with big dicks. Someone posts a preference on what he likes/dislikes on a woman and the insecurities manifest. A man shows a sign of being insecure and he's belittled."

Show me where I have ever belittled a man for showing insecurity.

I hate in equal measure these posts designed to highlight to people all the ways in which they might not measure up.

I'm perfectly happy with my nipples but it doesn't mean I don't recognise the harm this entirely unnecessary comparing and judging does.

If you're not harmed by it, great. You're all right Jack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still completely amused that this is an actual discussion

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'm still completely amused that this is an actual discussion

I'm astounded. The lengths some people go to in assessing, scoring and categorising others is incredible

Perfect nipples? Specified to half a millimetre?

Is there a shade chart for them too?

Every time I think I've seen it all..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still completely amused that this is an actual discussion

I'm astounded. The lengths some people go to in assessing, scoring and categorising others is incredible

Perfect nipples? Specified to half a millimetre?

Is there a shade chart for them too?

Every time I think I've seen it all.."

Would that be like a Dulux paint chart? Or one of those teeth whitening kit charts with miniature nipples to hold up and get the correct shade?

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over a year ago

"I'm still completely amused that this is an actual discussion

I'm astounded. The lengths some people go to in assessing, scoring and categorising others is incredible

Perfect nipples? Specified to half a millimetre?

Is there a shade chart for them too?

Every time I think I've seen it all.."

I'm sure i can remember a thread a while back where some woman was actually worried about the colour of her nipples. I thought it must be a wind up/look at me thread but i do wonder... It saddens me if people are that insecure. I mean actually wtf??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still completely amused that this is an actual discussion

I'm astounded. The lengths some people go to in assessing, scoring and categorising others is incredible

Perfect nipples? Specified to half a millimetre?

Is there a shade chart for them too?

Every time I think I've seen it all.."

well anything over 6.25 m.m is fine and slightly darker than skin colour is fine for me haha come on its nipped for god sake so yes I agree more inportant things to think about what one person says is perfect another may not think so

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'm still completely amused that this is an actual discussion

I'm astounded. The lengths some people go to in assessing, scoring and categorising others is incredible

Perfect nipples? Specified to half a millimetre?

Is there a shade chart for them too?

Every time I think I've seen it all..

Some people bleach their arseholes. Where does anyone get the idea their arsehole isn't attractive and requires bleaching?

Enough said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still completely amused that this is an actual discussion

I'm astounded. The lengths some people go to in assessing, scoring and categorising others is incredible

Perfect nipples? Specified to half a millimetre?

Is there a shade chart for them too?

Every time I think I've seen it all.."

I think they must have some special micrometer to measure

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm still completely amused that this is an actual discussion

I'm astounded. The lengths some people go to in assessing, scoring and categorising others is incredible

Perfect nipples? Specified to half a millimetre?

Is there a shade chart for them too?

Every time I think I've seen it all..

Some people bleach their arseholes. Where does anyone get the idea their arsehole isn't attractive and requires bleaching?

Enough said.

I think when a society gets to the stage that it starts worrying about things like that it shows that survival is no longer any sort of struggle and takes up so little of its time that the colour of anuses is all that's left to worry about.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Blimey some people do take things too seriously! I like a nice nipple and have a preference so deal with it!

Why go getting all shirty because i have a preference? WTF!!

Why go from nipples to bleaching arseholes?

It amazes me some people can't just have a laugh and at the slightest sign of provication they have to shout their mouth off their first comment being "twat".

I hope you're not put in charge of negotiating Brexit!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Well OP, being considerate and all, I've taken steps to assure you will never be accidentally faced with the sight of my probably vastly sub-par nipples on here.

I hope that was the effect you wanted? To protect you from the horror of seeing a nipple larger or smaller than the very precisely stated 7.5mm?

I'd avoid swinging clubs and nudist/topless beaches too. You may even see very long or inverted nipples there and that certainly wouldn't do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show me where I have ever belittled a man for showing insecurity.

I hate in equal measure these posts designed to highlight to people all the ways in which they might not measure up.

I'm perfectly happy with my nipples but it doesn't mean I don't recognise the harm this entirely unnecessary comparing and judging does.

If you're not harmed by it, great. You're all right Jack.

I wasn't talking about you,but if you are concerned about people being harmed because someone doesn't like the way they look shouldn't you be fucking anyone who asks? Can people only blow smoke up each others' arses on here and post flattering comments?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's funny! I like your sense of humour

Dee

My nipples get erect very quickly. .no idea what they measure. .if a guy is concerned about that he can 'hoof off!'

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Show me where I have ever belittled a man for showing insecurity.

I hate in equal measure these posts designed to highlight to people all the ways in which they might not measure up.

I'm perfectly happy with my nipples but it doesn't mean I don't recognise the harm this entirely unnecessary comparing and judging does.

If you're not harmed by it, great. You're all right Jack.

I don't see the need for these posts that compare and judge like this.

There's a difference between having a preference and discussing and endlessly disecting what is, and is not, "perfect".

For example, some women with inverted nipples are already very insecure about them. There's just no need for the OP going on about them not being his thing.

Does the world need to know it's his preference? Is there any benefit to him announcing it like it matters? He's free to exercise his preference by meeting only the people who appeal to him.

As for shagging everyone, no, nobody should shag anyone so as not to make them feel insecure. There are nice ways to say it though, and the nasty ones.

There's a difference between saying, "no thank you", to someone and declining them by criticising them in some way.

Someone simply not being someone else's type is not a criticism. I won't meet you because you're too skinny/too short/too fat or your nipples/cock/nose/eyelashes are imperfect is a criticism.

It's completely unnecessary, it has no positive benefit and can be harmful.

I'm not sure why you think the only alternative to being critical of others (especially over things they can't change) is blowing smoke up people's arses.

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By *rfeelgoodMan
over a year ago

london

Sod letting them messure there nipple lets all get about on the size of the hole we want haha

And thats not the one they chat with haha

Pay back ladies lol

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By *ed cjMan
over a year ago

oldham

"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples

Can I ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples

Nor me and I don't intend to start either

I've never measured mine either non erect or erect!! haha

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over a year ago

"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples

Nor me and I don't intend to start either

I've never measured mine either non erect or erect!! haha

They fit perfectly into a sluts mouth and that's what matters to me X smothering his Nose n mouth lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The perfect nipple is the one in my mouth.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Sod letting them messure there nipple lets all get about on the size of the hole we want haha

And thats not the one they chat with haha

Pay back ladies lol"

Pay back for what, exactly? I like meeting people I have fun with and that involves talking as well as fucking. Swinging isn't exactly a combative activity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The perfect nipple is the one in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massive. The perfect nipple is massive

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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago

hereford

The perfect nipple is one you could hang a wet donkey jacket on

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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago

hereford

The perfect nipple is one you could hang a wet donkey jacket on

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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago

hereford

The perfect nipple is one you could hang a wet donkey jacket on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples

Until now

Yup although I don't have a ruler to hand so I'm going to test them by how many haribo jelly rings I can hang on them

My girlfriends and I used to joke that the way to measure them was by how many cds you could get on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are tiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My girl has perfect nipples

Great for sucking lots of men love

Them l o l

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sod letting them messure there nipple lets all get about on the size of the hole we want haha

And thats not the one they chat with haha

Pay back ladies lol"

I'm guessing you only need a little hole *cries with laughter*

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

What do you think of your nipples OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are massive when soft...but tiny when hard...and really dark with my tan at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples

Until now

Where's that tape measure???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are perfect for me...that's good enough