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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

What do you call it?

I told someone the other day I was going to have a wank and I was asked when I turned male!? He said that wank was just what guys do..... I've called it that for years! Men wank and I do too (just differently!!) lol

One of my fave hobbies anyway - happens daily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bashing the bishop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call it?

I told someone the other day I was going to have a wank and I was asked when I turned male!? He said that wank was just what guys do..... I've called it that for years! Men wank and I do too (just differently!!) lol

One of my fave hobbies anyway - happens daily "

Wank is universal I thought? Masturbation sounds far too clinical for me. Definitely wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chokin' the chickin'

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By *ollypop2000Woman
over a year ago

Derby

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Going to see Pam and her 5 sisters was one my ex's phrases......

Or going to 'knock one out'. Classy......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Four knuckle shuffle ,for the guys of course

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By *.TaylorMan
over a year ago

london


"Going to see Pam and her 5 sisters was one my ex's phrases......

Or going to 'knock one out'. Classy...... "

This ladies great lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I like the word strumming for a lady

Even better if she strums a tune over my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bashing the bishop "

Don't you call it flicking the bean when a woman does it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bashing the bishop

Don't you call it flicking the bean when a woman does it? "

You have a good memory

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

Just doing a spot of DIY...

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By *airydust400Woman
over a year ago

St austell

I say having a wank and I'm Def female lol men don't seen to.like women saying that either!!! If I'm being polite might say play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call it diy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I say having a wank and I'm Def female lol men don't seen to.like women saying that either!!! If I'm being polite might say play "

Do you sell your washing machine ?

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Use any phrase you want to and even better to watch a woman wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you call it flicking the bean when a woman does it?

You have a good memory "

Always think that sounds sore!

Wanking for me, or if I'm being polite it's super special alone time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to call it a 'menage a une'.

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By *rchie_pMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"What do you call it?

I told someone the other day I was going to have a wank and I was asked when I turned male!? He said that wank was just what guys do..... I've called it that for years! Men wank and I do too (just differently!!) lol

One of my fave hobbies anyway - happens daily "

Wank works for me babe ... And knowin U do it everyday works for me too hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband has a wank, I have a diddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say off to chuck meself around the bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My husband has a wank, I have a diddle "

Hey diddle diddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My husband has a wank, I have a diddle

Hey diddle diddle "

Hi

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

As a bird I'm never quite sure what to call it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a 'play'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm loving myself a frequent occurrence that I rather enjoy

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"What do you call it?

I told someone the other day I was going to have a wank and I was asked when I turned male!? He said that wank was just what guys do..... I've called it that for years! Men wank and I do too (just differently!!) lol

One of my fave hobbies anyway - happens daily

Wank works for me babe ... And knowin U do it everyday works for me too hehe"

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Going to see Pam and her 5 sisters was one my ex's phrases......

Or going to 'knock one out'. Classy......

This ladies great lol"

We all are!

I do also sometimes 'Go for a fiddle' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive heard strummming the banjo for girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A female one is gusset typing but I say having a play or doing some diy

Ive heard diddle used a lot but only up north where I grew up

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By *eteandMJCouple
over a year ago

Bridgend


"My husband has a wank, I have a diddle

Hey diddle diddle "

Hey diddle, diddle,

I enjoy a wank and a fiddle

But I always cum far too soon.

Cracking new nursery rhyme we got going there!!!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"What do you call it?

I told someone the other day I was going to have a wank and I was asked when I turned male!? He said that wank was just what guys do..... I've called it that for years! Men wank and I do too (just differently!!) lol

One of my fave hobbies anyway - happens daily "

I call it a wank too

Either that or had a play or some me time

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"What do you call it?

I told someone the other day I was going to have a wank and I was asked when I turned male!? He said that wank was just what guys do..... I've called it that for years! Men wank and I do too (just differently!!) lol

One of my fave hobbies anyway - happens daily

I call it a wank too

Either that or had a play or some me time "

You call it a wank cause that's what it is..... You ever had a wank on a bonkette!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call it a wank too, or rnnngggghhhh I really need to come....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call it?

I told someone the other day I was going to have a wank and I was asked when I turned male!? He said that wank was just what guys do..... I've called it that for years! Men wank and I do too (just differently!!) lol

One of my fave hobbies anyway - happens daily "

I love it whatever it's called lol but to me it has always been wanking. Other words just don't sound dirty enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a J Arthur

After noted American industrialist, J Arthur Crank.

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby


"My husband has a wank, I have a diddle "

He he...do think that wank is/should be universal...but diddle is so cute..live it!

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

*love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a rub.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I wank or play depending who I speak to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sort my self out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I am being polite it sometimes gets called a Kit Kat shuffle. It comes in two varieties, two fingers or four fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I am being polite it sometimes gets called a Kit Kat shuffle. It comes in two varieties, two fingers or four fingers "

Lol that's the best one so far

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By *indingDeemoMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Having a quiet word with myself or just wank lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I am being polite it sometimes gets called a Kit Kat shuffle. It comes in two varieties, two fingers or four fingers

Lol that's the best one so far "

Thank you kind Sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I am being polite it sometimes gets called a Kit Kat shuffle. It comes in two varieties, two fingers or four fingers "

Oh this is fantastic

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"If I am being polite it sometimes gets called a Kit Kat shuffle. It comes in two varieties, two fingers or four fingers

Oh this is fantastic "

I'm want chocolate with all this talk of wanking kitkats!!!!

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By *antasticMrsFoxMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Fapping one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a wank. ....quite often xxx

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Wanking for hubby and wanking or flicking for me

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I am being polite it sometimes gets called a Kit Kat shuffle. It comes in two varieties, two fingers or four fingers

Oh this is fantastic "

Glad you like it

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"What do you call it?

I told someone the other day I was going to have a wank and I was asked when I turned male!? He said that wank was just what guys do..... I've called it that for years! Men wank and I do too (just differently!!) lol

One of my fave hobbies anyway - happens daily

I call it a wank too

Either that or had a play or some me time

You call it a wank cause that's what it is..... You ever had a wank on a bonkette!? "

Only the ones at clubs don't think it would go down too well on the bonkette in my local

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"What do you call it?

I told someone the other day I was going to have a wank and I was asked when I turned male!? He said that wank was just what guys do..... I've called it that for years! Men wank and I do too (just differently!!) lol

One of my fave hobbies anyway - happens daily

I call it a wank too

Either that or had a play or some me time

You call it a wank cause that's what it is..... You ever had a wank on a bonkette!?

Only the ones at clubs don't think it would go down too well on the bonkette in my local "

I have been rude in my local

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "five knuckle shuffle".

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"What do you call it?

I told someone the other day I was going to have a wank and I was asked when I turned male!? He said that wank was just what guys do..... I've called it that for years! Men wank and I do too (just differently!!) lol

One of my fave hobbies anyway - happens daily

I call it a wank too

Either that or had a play or some me time

You call it a wank cause that's what it is..... You ever had a wank on a bonkette!?

Only the ones at clubs don't think it would go down too well on the bonkette in my local

I have been rude in my local "

Nothing shocks me with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wank , mildred calls it playing or wanking,

when I was single I called it shakeing hands with the unemployed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'having a word with the big fella'......

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