FabSwingers.com forum: fancy a shag?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok so we all know the opinion of 99% of the women on here about such messages, most would deleted without even reading then block the profile

But what i want to know is, and you've got to be honest guys

If you received a fancy a shag message from a woman would you at least have a look at their prifle to see if you did fancy a shag?

Would you reply to such a message if you did like their profile?

Or would you just block and delete in protest to their lack of effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id check their profile see if i was interested and reply saying if i was or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooh good thread OP.... I would look twice at least to make sure that I hadn't received a message from a 'Fab Straight' fella!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

agreed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a shag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would read yes ...but also think it's a total wind up thou ...."

what if she was well verified?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be so lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would check her profile out, but would be suspicious as to why she picked me

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By *ohn Wilson96Man
over a year ago

from inside your wardrobe

I'd definitely check her out. Maybe reply with some witty remark , but remembering it's probably a wind up or sent to the wrong person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would defo look at their profile since i always fancy a shag

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should be so lucky "

As above poster says.i don't think I would ever be that lucky...but I would deffo have a look at there profile and message just to make sure they are not pulling my chain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have actually done this once and he turned up

I wasn't disappointed

So don't rule it out completely guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would sound to good to be true. I would fall of my chair, if I ever got such message lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so we all know the opinion of 99% of the women on here about such messages, most would deleted without even reading then block the profile

But what i want to know is, and you've got to be honest guys

If you received a fancy a shag message from a woman would you at least have a look at their prifle to see if you did fancy a shag?

Would you reply to such a message if you did like their profile?

Or would you just block and delete in protest to their lack of effort

I would look and if attracted arrange te meet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so we all know the opinion of 99% of the women on here about such messages, most would deleted without even reading then block the profile

But what i want to know is, and you've got to be honest guys

If you received a fancy a shag message from a woman would you at least have a look at their prifle to see if you did fancy a shag?

Would you reply to such a message if you did like their profile?

Or would you just block and delete in protest to their lack of effort

If a got a 'fancy a shag' message from a real woman I'd probably pass out then realise it was just a dream...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would sound to good to be true. I would fall of my chair, if I ever got such message lol."
id fall off my chair if I got any message haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a shag

Yes please!! I'm good at wall papering too! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would assume it was a fake, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would sound to good to be true. I would fall of my chair, if I ever got such message lol."

Lol fancy a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a shag

As it's you

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By *obert RichardsMan
over a year ago

Surrey

Check profile pics and veris first then maybe, just maybe if I'm horny jump at the chance xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think i would faint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone sent me a 'Fancy a shag' message just as a wind up, I'd probably still shag them, just to teach them a lesson. Yeah - take that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would sound to good to be true. I would fall of my chair, if I ever got such message lol.

Lol fancy a shag"
I will pick up the chair and yes lol

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

Fancy a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah... I think I would set it up! Haha, so infrequent it happens!

Why, OP? Fancy a shag tonight? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would definitely have a look at their profile before making a decision to meet up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag

Yeah! I do! Haha you game?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have actually done this once and he turned up

I wasn't disappointed

So don't rule it out completely guys "

ive done it loads, not always as blunt as fancy a shag but ive nevet had a single reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag

Yeah! I do! Haha you game? "
yes but think distance may be a problem lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag

Yeah! I do! Haha you game? yes but think distance may be a problem lol x"

Always bloody distance... Or work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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I think this was a stern "fuck off" haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag

Yeah! I do! Haha you game? yes but think distance may be a problem lol x

Always bloody distance... Or work! "
sods law lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd look at their profile at least and go from there, never look a gift horse in the mouth, I'd just think it was funny and they were taking the piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so we all know the opinion of 99% of the women on here about such messages, most would deleted without even reading then block the profile

But what i want to know is, and you've got to be honest guys

If you received a fancy a shag message from a woman would you at least have a look at their prifle to see if you did fancy a shag?

Would you reply to such a message if you did like their profile?

Or would you just block and delete in protest to their lack of effort

What do you mean if????!!!!

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By *urtis63Man
over a year ago

Hatfield

I don't think it ever happens.....it's like an urban legend...woman asking a male for a shag ..??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would sound to good to be true. I would fall of my chair, if I ever got such message lol. id fall off my chair if I got any message haha "
lol good one.

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By *tongueMan
over a year ago

wrexham

If the Lady wants then a man has to do. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol still waiting on the day i get messaged from a woman asking for a shag its like pigs flying lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think it ever happens.....it's like an urban legend...woman asking a male for a shag ..??"

Actually it does, I got a message along those lines this morning, not quite as blunt but only 3 words long, lightning never strikes twice tho so that's me done.

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By *tongueMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Lucky chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so we all know the opinion of 99% of the women on here about such messages, most would deleted without even reading then block the profile

But what i want to know is, and you've got to be honest guys

If you received a fancy a shag

message from a woman would you at least have a look at their prifle to see if you did fancy a shag?

Would you reply to such a message if you did like their profile?

Or would you just block and delete in protest to their lack of effort

Of course i would look and then either decline or show my appreciation and interest. But that just never happens to me

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By *icurguycovMan
over a year ago

Leeds

If only .... I would definitely reply and it would probably be yes, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would think it was a wind up. But yes I would check out who she was, especially if local.

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By *ereford84Man
over a year ago

Hereford

I'd definately check out their profile. I'd be a bit suspicious but if I like their profile then it's definately worth following up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think it ever happens.....it's like an urban legend...woman asking a male for a shag ..??

Actually it does, I got a message along those lines this morning, not quite as blunt but only 3 words long, lightning never strikes twice tho so that's me done. "

yeah ive mailed a lot of guys on here asking if they want to meet

None have ever replied to any of my messages though

thats why i asked, it seems genrally guys wouldnt reply to messages from women asking for sex

i was taking it personal for a while as well

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

Think I'd be too busy wondering if it was the carpet, the dance, or the bird they meant, as it couldn't possibly have been the other thing....could it?!

Mr G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So... Anyone, shag tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always take a look at the profile when I recieve any message, so yes, would certainly check then out.

And if there was any attraction, or something about their profile that I liked, would certainly respond.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judging by some of the responses I get to the " I fancy you" threads, there's no way I'm upping it to fancy a fuck!

I'm thick skinned but even I have limits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish haha but deffo would check them out as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a shag

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a shag

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Judging by some of the responses I get to the " I fancy you" threads, there's no way I'm upping it to fancy a fuck!

I'm thick skinned but even I have limits."

go on try it

we'll send out 5 fancy a fuck messages each and see who gets the best reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Believe or not, I would get all excited then I would calm down and read the profile.

If the profile was plain or had not hint of personality I would actually politely say no, unless she was my type looks wise. I do enjoy flirting and giving compliments so a bit of chatting is ideal for me .

If you by some miracle OP, you will want to send me such message, I won't read the profile, I memorised it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Believe or not, I would get all excited then I would calm down and read the profile.

If you by some miracle OP, you will want to send me such message, I won't read the profile, I memorised it

should think you have. there isnt much on there is there, and it deffo dont show a hint of personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Judging by some of the responses I get to the " I fancy you" threads, there's no way I'm upping it to fancy a fuck!

I'm thick skinned but even I have limits.

go on try it

we'll send out 5 fancy a fuck messages each and see who gets the best reply

To random people or people on the forums?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we'll send out 5 fancy a fuck messages each and see who gets the best reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"should think you have. there isnt much on there is there, and it deffo dont show a hint of personality

1. You changed it, I noticed don't you worry

2. You've shown a lot personality through forum posts and there are definitely some things that attract me to you. Rather big things on my list too I would say, but one can only dream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Judging by some of the responses I get to the " I fancy you" threads, there's no way I'm upping it to fancy a fuck!

I'm thick skinned but even I have limits.

go on try it

we'll send out 5 fancy a fuck messages each and see who gets the best reply

To random people or people on the forums?"

whoever you like they are your messages

fuck it im doing it

i shall report back later with the out come

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Judging by some of the responses I get to the " I fancy you" threads, there's no way I'm upping it to fancy a fuck!

I'm thick skinned but even I have limits.

go on try it

we'll send out 5 fancy a fuck messages each and see who gets the best reply

I've done two already, before I saw this.

One yes, one no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"should think you have. there isnt much on there is there, and it deffo dont show a hint of personality

1. You changed it, I noticed don't you worry

2. You've shown a lot personality through forum posts and there are definitely some things that attract me to you. Rather big things on my list too I would say, but one can only dream

i had to change it i got sick of guys mailing me with pity messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"should think you have. there isnt much on there is there, and it deffo dont show a hint of personality

1. You changed it, I noticed don't you worry

2. You've shown a lot personality through forum posts and there are definitely some things that attract me to you. Rather big things on my list too I would say, but one can only dream

i had to change it i got sick of guys mailing me with pity messages

Ok, btw I'm waiting for my 1 of 5 from you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"should think you have. there isnt much on there is there, and it deffo dont show a hint of personality

1. You changed it, I noticed don't you worry

2. You've shown a lot personality through forum posts and there are definitely some things that attract me to you. Rather big things on my list too I would say, but one can only dream

i had to change it i got sick of guys mailing me with pity messages

Ok, btw I'm waiting for my 1 of 5 from you

ive got shoes older than you, behave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've sent 2. So far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would sound to good to be true. I would fall of my chair, if I ever got such message lol. id fall off my chair if I got any message haha "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who fancy a fuck in manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"should think you have. there isnt much on there is there, and it deffo dont show a hint of personality

1. You changed it, I noticed don't you worry

2. You've shown a lot personality through forum posts and there are definitely some things that attract me to you. Rather big things on my list too I would say, but one can only dream

i had to change it i got sick of guys mailing me with pity messages

Ok, btw I'm waiting for my 1 of 5 from you

ive got shoes older than you, behave

This is one of those times, I want to missbehave

I would say throw the shoes away but that's probably a crime so chuck them to the side and pick me

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By *umpPumpyMan
over a year ago

London

Right. Somebody better offer me sex right now. Don't make me start a thread asking for someone to ask me for sex. I swear on me mum I'll do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pluck up some courage and send some

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've sent 2. So far.

ive just had a reply

we're not allowed to post them on here though are we?

was funny though

dont think ive pulled yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've sent 2. So far.

ive just had a reply

we're not allowed to post them on here though are we?

was funny though

dont think ive pulled yet

You can post the reply I think, as long as you don't name the sender x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had two replies. Three unread. It says unread but I suspect they may have left the Country

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've sent 2. So far.

ive just had a reply

we're not allowed to post them on here though are we?

was funny though

dont think ive pulled yet

No, we'd get modded if we post the replies.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've sent 2. So far.

ive just had a reply

we're not allowed to post them on here though are we?

was funny though

dont think ive pulled yet

You can post the reply I think, as long as you don't name the sender x"

No, you can't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"should think you have. there isnt much on there is there, and it deffo dont show a hint of personality

1. You changed it, I noticed don't you worry

2. You've shown a lot personality through forum posts and there are definitely some things that attract me to you. Rather big things on my list too I would say, but one can only dream

i had to change it i got sick of guys mailing me with pity messages

Ok, btw I'm waiting for my 1 of 5 from you

ive got shoes older than you, behave

I guess thats me out aswell then

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've sent 2. So far.

ive just had a reply

we're not allowed to post them on here though are we?

was funny though

dont think ive pulled yet

I've not pulled either!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ive send 5 out, ive had one reply, (not a positive one), one deleted without replying, one read but no reply and two unread

i think its time to turn gay

best find 5 women to mail

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"ive send 5 out, ive had one reply, (not a positive one, one deleted without replying, one read but no reply and two unread

i thunk its time to turn gay

best find 5 women to mail

I'd do ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ive send 5 out, ive had one reply, (not a positive one, one deleted without replying, one read but no reply and two unread

i thunk its time to turn gay

best find 5 women to mail

I'd do ya

whoo hoo

dont forget thye kissing

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've only sent two so far. I can't think of 3 more to send to.

They need to be people I actually would shag, in case they say yes, (miniscule hope, I know!)

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"ive send 5 out, ive had one reply, (not a positive one, one deleted without replying, one read but no reply and two unread

i thunk its time to turn gay

best find 5 women to mail

I'd do ya

whoo hoo

dont forget thye kissing

*snogs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only sent two so far. I can't think of 3 more to send to.

They need to be people I actually would shag, in case they say yes, (miniscule hope, I know!)

I didn't think of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive send 5 out, ive had one reply, (not a positive one), one deleted without replying, one read but no reply and two unread

i think its time to turn gay

best find 5 women to mail

Bloody hell, you're a quick worker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"should think you have. there isnt much on there is there, and it deffo dont show a hint of personality

1. You changed it, I noticed don't you worry

2. You've shown a lot personality through forum posts and there are definitely some things that attract me to you. Rather big things on my list too I would say, but one can only dream

i had to change it i got sick of guys mailing me with pity messages

Ok, btw I'm waiting for my 1 of 5 from you

ive got shoes older than you, behave

I guess thats me out aswell then

yes

whats wrong with you young guys

you know these fit older women you see on the telly?

i dont look like them

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

I think I would be in shock if I got one. There are a few on here I want shag. Messages gladly received

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ive send 5 out, ive had one reply, (not a positive one), one deleted without replying, one read but no reply and two unread

i think its time to turn gay

best find 5 women to mail

Bloody hell, you're a quick worker

i have dozens of guys id love to mail on here, picking five was easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would always look at their profile and then mail back saying if I was interested or not ..doubt I'd ever get a message like that though , not a serious one anyway lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they could get a guaranteed yes, they don't message and then complain

Just kidding OP, you're great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've sent 2. So far.

ive just had a reply

we're not allowed to post them on here though are we?

was funny though

dont think ive pulled yet

You can post the reply I think, as long as you don't name the sender x

No, you can't."

I thought this was a genuine thing where people wanted to meet. I got very excited crossed my fingers clicked my heels and everything!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've only sent two so far. I can't think of 3 more to send to.

They need to be people I actually would shag, in case they say yes, (miniscule hope, I know!)

I didn't think of that"

yeah i though of that

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"should think you have. there isnt much on there is there, and it deffo dont show a hint of personality

1. You changed it, I noticed don't you worry

2. You've shown a lot personality through forum posts and there are definitely some things that attract me to you. Rather big things on my list too I would say, but one can only dream

i had to change it i got sick of guys mailing me with pity messages

Ok, btw I'm waiting for my 1 of 5 from you

ive got shoes older than you, behave

I guess thats me out aswell then

yes

whats wrong with you young guys

you know these fit older women you see on the telly?

i dont look like them

I think they like how you look and so they should!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When they could get a guaranteed yes, they don't message and then complain

Just kidding OP, you're great

yeah but your 21

no point asking you for a shag if im not gloing to shag you is there

its very flattering but the truth of it is im a saggy middle aged women and you woyuld probably run a mile if you saw me in the flesh

i know guys have this fantasy of older women but the reality is most of us dont look like the fit birds you see on TV, you get me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

did i just post that on the open forum?

i got a bit carried away there i apologise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got one finally oh and she was gorgeous too

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By *irtydaddyfor youMan
over a year ago

corby

As ive been lucky to have two shags at a party today, would as always look at the profile, dosnt matter you cant believe your luck, there are you lovely girls and couples that get a nice reply, even if im past your use by date

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Oooooh good thread OP.... I would look twice at least to make sure that I hadn't received a message from a 'Fab Straight' fella!

This. I'm still waiting for a woman to send us a fancy a fuck. And I put a faf thread everyday

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i got one finally oh and she was gorgeous too

aww ta very much

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

"i got one finally oh and she was gorgeous too

Lucky you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind the fancy a fuck messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they could get a guaranteed yes, they don't message and then complain

Just kidding OP, you're great

yeah but your 21

no point asking you for a shag if im not gloing to shag you is there

its very flattering but the truth of it is im a saggy middle aged women and you woyuld probably run a mile if you saw me in the flesh

i know guys have this fantasy of older women but the reality is most of us dont look like the fit birds you see on TV, you get me

Don't worry OP, I get it

. I'm just playing with you.

You seem to have a bit of a wrong idea. I'm not attracted to you because you're older, I'm attracted to you from what I read on the forums and even though you wish to say you look like a "saggy middle aged women", I think you look fine. I'm attracted to different body types and ages, you don't have to look like those "fit birds from TV" because the reality is most women don't realise how attractive they are to some people.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Ok, 3 sent

1 yes

1 no

and 1 no from someone whose type I already knew I'm not, but I couldn't help myself. I'm not really counting this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will just sit here waiting then shall I??!!

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By *elkinMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Still waiting for mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok, 3 sent

1 yes

1 no

and 1 no from someone whose type I already knew I'm not, but I couldn't help myself. I'm not really counting this one!

well that was just a waste of a message

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Ok, 3 sent

1 yes

1 no

and 1 no from someone whose type I already knew I'm not, but I couldn't help myself. I'm not really counting this one!

well that was just a waste of a message

There was a reason behind it. I'm feeling naughty and couldn't help myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to join in your experiment but I don't have time to shag at the moment and I think,if they were interested,they would expect to be in my minge by 8 tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"should think you have. there isnt much on there is there, and it deffo dont show a hint of personality

1. You changed it, I noticed don't you worry

2. You've shown a lot personality through forum posts and there are definitely some things that attract me to you. Rather big things on my list too I would say, but one can only dream

i had to change it i got sick of guys mailing me with pity messages

Ok, btw I'm waiting for my 1 of 5 from you

ive got shoes older than you, behave

I guess thats me out aswell then

yes

whats wrong with you young guys

you know these fit older women you see on the telly?

i dont look like them

Age is naught but a number! Anyway looks dont always = attraction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 replies, all positive

And a few lurkers have messaged too. They're being encouraging

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'd like to join in your experiment but I don't have time to shag at the moment and I think,if they were interested,they would expect to be in my minge by 8 tonight."

Some of 'em maybe. They're not all like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've even put a meet up and I've had nothing so I hold up very little hope...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I received a message like that I would look at the profile and then depending what I saw and read there I'd either reply saying yes please or no thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent 5- 4 said yes and 1 I'm waiting for clarification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sent 5- 4 said yes and 1 I'm waiting for clarification

I would say yes for sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ive had two block me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sent 5- 4 said yes and 1 I'm waiting for clarification

Ok, 4 yes and 1 no

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

We allways look at profile, but sadly only get such messages of guys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sent 5- 4 said yes and 1 I'm waiting for clarification

Ok, 4 yes and 1 no

better than me

ive had one wierd message

two block without reply

one read but not replied

and one still unread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive had two block me now

really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sent 5- 4 said yes and 1 I'm waiting for clarification

Ok, 4 yes and 1 no

better than me

ive had one wierd message

two block without reply

one read but not replied

and one still unread

The men you messaged probably thought you were out of their league whereas the ones I messaged probably thought I was an easy lay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ive had two block me now

really? "

yeah

i get that a lot when i mail guys

most just block me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive had two block me now

really?

yeah

i get that a lot when i mail guys

most just block me

I could never block you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sent 5- 4 said yes and 1 I'm waiting for clarification

Ok, 4 yes and 1 no

better than me

ive had one wierd message

two block without reply

one read but not replied

and one still unread

The men you messaged probably thought you were out of their league whereas the ones I messaged probably thought I was an easy lay

awww have i ever told you how much i like you?

you smooth talking bull shitter you

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"ive had two block me now

really?

yeah

i get that a lot when i mail guys

most just block me

Maybe your name intimidates them?

I can't understand why they'd block you. You're not exactly a monster!

Strange.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Guys say no often enough to me but don't usually block me for messaging them.

I get plenty of blocks from on here though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guys say no often enough to me but don't usually block me for messaging them.

I get plenty of blocks from on here though!

ah half the forum has me blocked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ive had two block me now

really?

yeah

i get that a lot when i mail guys

most just block me

Maybe your name intimidates them?

I can't understand why they'd block you. You're not exactly a monster!

Strange."

i guess for the same reason women block men, to stop you mailing them again?

id ask but im blocked

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

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Still waiting for my message ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Carlsberg did a swinging site......all the guys would get lots of fancy a shag messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mm er, let me think.

YES

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still waiting... Come on ladies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If u mailed me id clear my whole day for u x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As guys far outnumber the ladies on fab, if I did receive one, the first thing I would do would go out and buy a lottery ticket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sent 5- 4 said yes and 1 I'm waiting for clarification

Ok, 4 yes and 1 no

better than me

ive had one wierd message

two block without reply

one read but not replied

and one still unread

The men you messaged probably thought you were out of their league whereas the ones I messaged probably thought I was an easy lay

awww have i ever told you how much i like you?

you smooth talking bull shitter you

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"ive had two block me now

really?

yeah

i get that a lot when i mail guys

most just block me

Maybe your name intimidates them?

I can't understand why they'd block you. You're not exactly a monster!

Strange.

i guess for the same reason women block men, to stop you mailing them again?

id ask but im blocked

Maybe. It still seems unusual.

Perhaps they are too suspicious and assume any woman who messages first is actually a man?

It can't be you. I don't believe it's you. Seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've sent 5 and had two fancy a shag messages sent to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've sent 5 and had two fancy a shag messages sent to me.

ive had one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've sent 5 and had two fancy a shag messages sent to me.

ive had one

Are you counting my one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O yes i do fancy a throbbing cock

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Oooooh good thread OP.... I would look twice at least to make sure that I hadn't received a message from a 'Fab Straight' fella!

Fancy a shag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooooh good thread OP.... I would look twice at least to make sure that I hadn't received a message from a 'Fab Straight' fella!

Fancy a shag!

Hehe!

Hmmmmm.... Let's have a good look at that profile of yours...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as it never happens, I think I'd be wary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooooh good thread OP.... I would look twice at least to make sure that I hadn't received a message from a 'Fab Straight' fella!

Fancy a shag!

"
hi there fancy a shag

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By *ngels of Sin 69Couple
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Would definitely read and check out the profile out of curiousity as this never ever happens lol Mrs

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

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"If Carlsberg did a swinging site......all the guys would get lots of fancy a shag messages

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By *etanreadyCouple
over a year ago

dover

We get loads of them messaging us for a shag,Mr wet wishes they would stop this its really getting him down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I received message from fem saying fancy a shag ...... Think I would cum in my jeans

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By *umpPumpyMan
over a year ago

London

"We get loads of them messaging us for a shag,Mr wet wishes they would stop this its really getting him down "

Don't think your helping the situation by posting in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so we all know the opinion of 99% of the women on here about such messages, most would deleted without even reading then block the profile

But what i want to know is, and you've got to be honest guys

If you received a fancy a shag message from a woman would you at least have a look at their prifle to see if you did fancy a shag?

Would you reply to such a message if you did like their profile?

Or would you just block and delete in protest to their lack of effort

I wouldn't even look at the profile. I would just reply with my mobile number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who fancy some fun in manchester

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