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"1. Guys who clearly don't ever know the art of flossing their teeth, and...wait for it... 2. A guy who sits on the edge of the bed and leaves their skid marks on the sheets...yukk!..yep this happened twice to me..quite a few months ago in a Travelodge meet.... I always shower and brush my teeth before intimacy.... Seems not all do! Anyone experienced the above?" Yuek skid marks, that's gross....good job you didn't rim him..... I had a meet once, had to do it on duvet in living room, he said there was mould in bedroom. He breath tasted gross from cigarette smoke and he stank off tooth Decay. I hastily made my getaway. He was not from this site. XXX | |||
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"1. Guys who clearly don't ever know the art of flossing their teeth, and...wait for it... 2. A guy who sits on the edge of the bed and leaves their skid marks on the sheets...yukk!..yep this happened twice to me..quite a few months ago in a Travelodge meet.... I always shower and brush my teeth before intimacy.... Seems not all do! Anyone experienced the above? Yuek skid marks, that's gross....good job you didn't rim him..... I had a meet once, had to do it on duvet in living room, he said there was mould in bedroom. He breath tasted gross from cigarette smoke and he stank off tooth Decay. I hastily made my getaway. He was not from this site. XXX" Very very true.. I was so glad I didn't! Yuk! I was staying over in the RO and had to get housekeeping to change the duvet as it was making me retch! Doesn't take seconds to have a quick shower does it? | |||
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"1. Guys who clearly don't ever know the art of flossing their teeth, and...wait for it... 2. A guy who sits on the edge of the bed and leaves their skid marks on the sheets...yukk!..yep this happened twice to me..quite a few months ago in a Travelodge meet.... I always shower and brush my teeth before intimacy.... Seems not all do! Anyone experienced the above? Yuek skid marks, that's gross....good job you didn't rim him..... I had a meet once, had to do it on duvet in living room, he said there was mould in bedroom. He breath tasted gross from cigarette smoke and he stank off tooth Decay. I hastily made my getaway. He was not from this site. XXX Very very true.. I was so glad I didn't! Yuk! I was staying over in the RO and had to get housekeeping to change the duvet as it was making me retch! Doesn't take seconds to have a quick shower does it?" Went down on a guy once to find that he had 'klingons'! I stopped very quickly!  | |||
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"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!! "I always have a wee first as I don't want a full bladder whilst squirting. However, I always wash afterwards, not just wipe. | |||
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"1. Guys who clearly don't ever know the art of flossing their teeth, and...wait for it... 2. A guy who sits on the edge of the bed and leaves their skid marks on the sheets...yukk!..yep this happened twice to me..quite a few months ago in a Travelodge meet.... I always shower and brush my teeth before intimacy.... Seems not all do! Anyone experienced the above? Yuek skid marks, that's gross....good job you didn't rim him..... I had a meet once, had to do it on duvet in living room, he said there was mould in bedroom. He breath tasted gross from cigarette smoke and he stank off tooth Decay. I hastily made my getaway. He was not from this site. XXX Very very true.. I was so glad I didn't! Yuk! I was staying over in the RO and had to get housekeeping to change the duvet as it was making me retch! Doesn't take seconds to have a quick shower does it? Went down on a guy once to find that he had 'klingons'! I stopped very quickly! "OMG I'd of walked if that happened to me !! | |||
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"I have had the occasional meet who thought it was acceptable to turn up in mismatched underwear.." how very dare they! | |||
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"1. Guys who clearly don't ever know the art of flossing their teeth, and...wait for it... 2. A guy who sits on the edge of the bed and leaves their skid marks on the sheets...yukk!..yep this happened twice to me..quite a few months ago in a Travelodge meet.... I always shower and brush my teeth before intimacy.... Seems not all do! Anyone experienced the above?" ...maybe the guy shat himself on the bed cos he was so nervous about meeting you?  | |||
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"1. Guys who clearly don't ever know the art of flossing their teeth, and...wait for it... 2. A guy who sits on the edge of the bed and leaves their skid marks on the sheets...yukk!..yep this happened twice to me..quite a few months ago in a Travelodge meet.... I always shower and brush my teeth before intimacy.... Seems not all do! Anyone experienced the above?" Maybe your filtering process could use some work! | |||
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"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!! "That is what wet wipes are for  | |||
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"I have had the occasional meet who thought it was acceptable to turn up in mismatched underwear.. The horror! "We've had 'skid marks on sheets man' and you give us 'knickers don't match bra woman' err, no contest really!!! | |||
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"Hey its not just men some girl I was chasing for ages when we finally met we went to the movies after a drink she wasn't a fan of horror so was putting her scarf over face I though what thats smell cant be her breath but yes it was I thought ok no kissing you back in hotel. She was a bit shy of her body so Lights off, while licking her nipples I thought there a stray hair from her head on her chest So i turned side light on low and behold she had hairy nipples 3 hairs that you could corn row them they where so long thought ok she got two tits moved to the other one and that was worse lol I went limp as a soggy bicky to this day she probably thinks I couldn't get it up but was down to the hairy nipples and fowl breath lol moral of the story tooth paste mouth wash and a Bic razor haha " | |||
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"I have had the occasional meet who thought it was acceptable to turn up in mismatched underwear.. The horror! "I hope he reported her | |||
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"i feel really lucky not to have met anyone like this. "Me too.Miss. | |||
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"Going back a number of years now. Sorry but I don't think you can better (if that's the correct term) this. After a bit of touching, kissing etc I removed the girls knickers and slowly went down to give oral. I'm so glad I looked first as I spotted a small white thing that I thought was a bit of fluff, then another and another. I then noticed one move. Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse! "Sorry about that. They've gone now so do you fancy trying again? | |||
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"Going back a number of years now. Sorry but I don't think you can better (if that's the correct term) this. After a bit of touching, kissing etc I removed the girls knickers and slowly went down to give oral. I'm so glad I looked first as I spotted a small white thing that I thought was a bit of fluff, then another and another. I then noticed one move. Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse! "I don't even understand the concept? Some people have worms up their ass? Why? How? | |||
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"Going back a number of years now. Sorry but I don't think you can better (if that's the correct term) this. After a bit of touching, kissing etc I removed the girls knickers and slowly went down to give oral. I'm so glad I looked first as I spotted a small white thing that I thought was a bit of fluff, then another and another. I then noticed one move. Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse!
I don't even understand the concept? Some people have worms up their ass? Why? How? "
Humans can carry thread worms, usually more common in children
They come to the anal opening as night to lay eggs then go back into the bowels
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" They come to the anal opening as night to lay eggs then go back into the bowels " What!? Where the hell do they come from? | |||
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"Going back a number of years now. Sorry but I don't think you can better (if that's the correct term) this. After a bit of touching, kissing etc I removed the girls knickers and slowly went down to give oral. I'm so glad I looked first as I spotted a small white thing that I thought was a bit of fluff, then another and another. I then noticed one move. Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse!
I don't even understand the concept? Some people have worms up their ass? Why? How? "google threadworms | |||
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" They come to the anal opening as night to lay eggs then go back into the bowels What!? Where the hell do they come from? " I googled it. Jesus Christ why did I Google it? My search history would give people nightmares. | |||
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" They come to the anal opening as night to lay eggs then go back into the bowels What!? Where the hell do they come from? " They are spread from people to people Mostly children as kids tend to have closer contact If a child has worms and they scratch their bottom and get eggs behind their nails, then hold hands with another child, pass on the eggs hand to hand, then that child puts its fingers in its mouth they have a new host and the cycle continues They spread really easy though so if a child has them the chances are the whole family will, the Dr will treat the whole family, so if somebody you meet has a kid with worms and they have picked them up, rimming them is a guaranteed way of picking them up | |||
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" They come to the anal opening as night to lay eggs then go back into the bowels What!? Where the hell do they come from? They are spread from people to people Mostly children as kids tend to have closer contact If a child has worms and they scratch their bottom and get eggs behind their nails, then hold hands with another child, pass on the eggs hand to hand, then that child puts its fingers in its mouth they have a new host and the cycle continues They spread really easy though so if a child has them the chances are the whole family will, the Dr will treat the whole family, so if somebody you meet has a kid with worms and they have picked them up, rimming them is a guaranteed way of picking them up "That's it, I'm off for the snip. I have never scratched my anal ring, I don't remember it ever itching and what the hell is wrong with people. | |||
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"My biggest turn off is a guy thinking I'm just raring to go and pumping his fingers in and out of me roughly. Now don't get me wrong I like this treatment when fully wet but not as soon as you drop my knickers as will not always be sufficiently wet Mrs" I blame the needing to make a woman squirt obsession for that kind of thing  | |||
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" They come to the anal opening as night to lay eggs then go back into the bowels What!? Where the hell do they come from? I googled it. Jesus Christ why did I Google it? My search history would give people nightmares. "Ordinarily I would but I was scared of what I'd find. I assumed I'd get a tamer answer from fab. I still refuse to Google blue waffle. | |||
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"Going back a number of years now. Sorry but I don't think you can better (if that's the correct term) this. After a bit of touching, kissing etc I removed the girls knickers and slowly went down to give oral. I'm so glad I looked first as I spotted a small white thing that I thought was a bit of fluff, then another and another. I then noticed one move. Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse!
I don't even understand the concept? Some people have worms up their ass? Why? How? "Thread worms, are inside the anus... They come out at night to lay eggs around the entrance and itch. Then, the person scratches their bum in the night... And often transfers the eggs (as they are tiny) to their mouth (if they don't wash their hands) and the cycle starts again. I.e. Eggs swallowed, hatch and worms start the whole thing again. But I'm not sure they'd be around the vagina?!?! But def bum! PS it's usually kids that get these... So be warned. WASH YOUR HANDS PEOPLE! | |||
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"Going back a number of years now. Sorry but I don't think you can better (if that's the correct term) this. After a bit of touching, kissing etc I removed the girls knickers and slowly went down to give oral. I'm so glad I looked first as I spotted a small white thing that I thought was a bit of fluff, then another and another. I then noticed one move. Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse!
I don't even understand the concept? Some people have worms up their ass? Why? How?
Thread worms, are inside the anus... They come out at night to lay eggs around the entrance and itch. Then, the person scratches their bum in the night... And often transfers the eggs (as they are tiny) to their mouth (if they don't wash their hands) and the cycle starts again. I.e. Eggs swallowed, hatch and worms start the whole thing again.
But I'm not sure they'd be around the vagina?!?! But def bum! PS it's usually kids that get these... So be warned. WASH YOUR HANDS PEOPLE! "They should just replace sex education classes with facts like this. It would wipe out the birth rate in one swift move. | |||
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" They come to the anal opening as night to lay eggs then go back into the bowels What!? Where the hell do they come from? They are spread from people to people Mostly children as kids tend to have closer contact If a child has worms and they scratch their bottom and get eggs behind their nails, then hold hands with another child, pass on the eggs hand to hand, then that child puts its fingers in its mouth they have a new host and the cycle continues They spread really easy though so if a child has them the chances are the whole family will, the Dr will treat the whole family, so if somebody you meet has a kid with worms and they have picked them up, rimming them is a guaranteed way of picking them up
That's it, I'm off for the snip.
I have never scratched my anal ring, I don't remember it ever itching and what the hell is wrong with people. "
You can't help catching them, they aren't something that only dirty people get
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" They come to the anal opening as night to lay eggs then go back into the bowels What!? Where the hell do they come from? They are spread from people to people Mostly children as kids tend to have closer contact If a child has worms and they scratch their bottom and get eggs behind their nails, then hold hands with another child, pass on the eggs hand to hand, then that child puts its fingers in its mouth they have a new host and the cycle continues They spread really easy though so if a child has them the chances are the whole family will, the Dr will treat the whole family, so if somebody you meet has a kid with worms and they have picked them up, rimming them is a guaranteed way of picking them up
That's it, I'm off for the snip.
I have never scratched my anal ring, I don't remember it ever itching and what the hell is wrong with people.
You can't help catching them, they aren't something that only dirty people get
They are a normal human parasite and anybody can pick them up "Anyone except me, my family, anyone I've ever considered a friend or partner. I have literally never known anyone get these kind of problems. Maybe because we don't stick our fingers in our ass and then suck them... | |||
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"Guys who lick your face Nothing will turn me off quicker " Hahahaha! Like a dog? Who does that? | |||
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"Going back a number of years now. Sorry but I don't think you can better (if that's the correct term) this. After a bit of touching, kissing etc I removed the girls knickers and slowly went down to give oral. I'm so glad I looked first as I spotted a small white thing that I thought was a bit of fluff, then another and another. I then noticed one move. Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse!
I don't even understand the concept? Some people have worms up their ass? Why? How?
Thread worms, are inside the anus... They come out at night to lay eggs around the entrance and itch. Then, the person scratches their bum in the night... And often transfers the eggs (as they are tiny) to their mouth (if they don't wash their hands) and the cycle starts again. I.e. Eggs swallowed, hatch and worms start the whole thing again.
But I'm not sure they'd be around the vagina?!?! But def bum! PS it's usually kids that get these... So be warned. WASH YOUR HANDS PEOPLE! "they wiggle upwards to the nice warm moist area..... | |||
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"Guys who lick your face Nothing will turn me off quicker Hahahaha! Like a dog? Who does that?" I've met a few I hate it And when they start licking and putting their tongue down your ear Ewwww | |||
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"Going back a number of years now. Sorry but I don't think you can better (if that's the correct term) this. After a bit of touching, kissing etc I removed the girls knickers and slowly went down to give oral. I'm so glad I looked first as I spotted a small white thing that I thought was a bit of fluff, then another and another. I then noticed one move. Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse!
I don't even understand the concept? Some people have worms up their ass? Why? How?
Thread worms, are inside the anus... They come out at night to lay eggs around the entrance and itch. Then, the person scratches their bum in the night... And often transfers the eggs (as they are tiny) to their mouth (if they don't wash their hands) and the cycle starts again. I.e. Eggs swallowed, hatch and worms start the whole thing again.
But I'm not sure they'd be around the vagina?!?! But def bum! PS it's usually kids that get these... So be warned. WASH YOUR HANDS PEOPLE!
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"Guys who lick your face Nothing will turn me off quicker Hahahaha! Like a dog? Who does that? I've met a few I hate it And when they start licking and putting their tongue down your ear Ewwww "Hey I like that | |||
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"Guys who lick your face Nothing will turn me off quicker Hahahaha! Like a dog? Who does that? I've met a few I hate it And when they start licking and putting their tongue down your ear Ewwww "Hahahha! I can honestly say that tonguing someone's ear has never occured to me... I am a bit of a neck biter on occasion though... | |||
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"a friend had me in fits.....girl in a club having lots of fun ....got to the 0 point and dropped a brown log out ...laugh I could of pissed my self"
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"Going back a number of years now. Sorry but I don't think you can better (if that's the correct term) this. After a bit of touching, kissing etc I removed the girls knickers and slowly went down to give oral. I'm so glad I looked first as I spotted a small white thing that I thought was a bit of fluff, then another and another. I then noticed one move. Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse! "You win! I got Klingons, but you got worms!!! I think I would've thrown up. | |||
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"a friend had me in fits.....girl in a club having lots of fun ....got to the 0 point and dropped a brown log out ...laugh I could of pissed my self
Fuck me. That did make me laugh! "Me too lol | |||
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"a friend had me in fits.....girl in a club having lots of fun ....got to the 0 point and dropped a brown log out ...laugh I could of pissed my self
Fuck me. That did make me laugh!
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"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!! "As long as she was clean before she peed and had a wipe afterwards then I don't see the problem. | |||
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"1. Guys who clearly don't ever know the art of flossing their teeth, and...wait for it... 2. A guy who sits on the edge of the bed and leaves their skid marks on the sheets...yukk!..yep this happened twice to me..quite a few months ago in a Travelodge meet.... I always shower and brush my teeth before intimacy.... Seems not all do! Anyone experienced the above?" Where they local guys? | |||
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"I have had the occasional meet who thought it was acceptable to turn up in mismatched underwear.." Mismatched underwear is all the rage now... | |||
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"It's pretty stomach churning stuff isn't it (apart from mismatched undies) - another thing I forgot to mention is smelly pits. Again it is a case of please shower first or if it is not possible please use adequate deoderant. In my case the guy I was with smelt great and had aftershave, clean clothes, teeth,fingernails but his arse was needing a scrub. Thank bloody goodness I didn't even do 69!" A woman's smelly armpits are like catnip to me. You may be surprised how many are happy to leave them unwashed when asked nicely  | |||
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"I have had the occasional meet who thought it was acceptable to turn up in mismatched underwear.. Mismatched underwear is all the rage now... "So avant-guarde, darling! | |||
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"1. Guys who clearly don't ever know the art of flossing their teeth, and...wait for it... 2. A guy who sits on the edge of the bed and leaves their skid marks on the sheets...yukk!..yep this happened twice to me..quite a few months ago in a Travelodge meet.... I always shower and brush my teeth before intimacy.... Seems not all do! Anyone experienced the above?" I'd hope I never got to a sexual meet with this type of guy. I suppose we all need socials | |||
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"I have had the occasional meet who thought it was acceptable to turn up in mismatched underwear.." Don't think I ever wear matching under wear .... What a skanky tramp I am | |||
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"I have had the occasional meet who thought it was acceptable to turn up in mismatched underwear.. Don't think I ever wear matching under wear .... What a skanky tramp I am " i only wear pants no bra so no match required | |||
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"I read a post once If she gets undressed and she's wearing matching underwear it is her who decided sex was going to happen not you " | |||
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"F***king hell. It looks like its socials first from now on. Guess I have been very lucky.." You're right. During that social make sure you get a good look at their ass so you can see if they have worms. | |||
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"I once rimmed a girlwho had cleary been shitting,pissing,and farting all day because thats what i could taste from her arse to her pussy..but i then noticed other things to that heaped more misery onto failing boner;her pungent BO,and salty skin,to her greasy hair.Penis quit on me within seconds,i apologised said its not you its me and bailed." So greasy hair put you off but an ass full of fart dust didn't? | |||
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"I once rimmed a girlwho had cleary been shitting,pissing,and farting all day because thats what i could taste from her arse to her pussy..but i then noticed other things to that heaped more misery onto failing boner;her pungent BO,and salty skin,to her greasy hair.Penis quit on me within seconds,i apologised said its not you its me and bailed. So greasy hair put you off but an ass full of fart dust didn't? " This all happened within a few seconds.as i came up for air with my dying boner i noticed her other unwashed features.thought i should maybe mention it beccause i would never see her again but couldnt bring myself to do it. | |||
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"I once rimmed a girlwho had cleary been shitting,pissing,and farting all day because thats what i could taste from her arse to her pussy..but i then noticed other things to that heaped more misery onto failing boner;her pungent BO,and salty skin,to her greasy hair.Penis quit on me within seconds,i apologised said its not you its me and bailed. So greasy hair put you off but an ass full of fart dust didn't? This all happened within a few seconds.as i came up for air with my dying boner i noticed her other unwashed features.thought i should maybe mention it beccause i would never see her again but couldnt bring myself to do it. "Looking back, were there any clues before hand? Did she say anything before like "I think not washing saves a lot of time in the morning" | |||
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"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!!
That is what wet wipes are for "Unless youre ramming said wipe up your urethra some more is still gonna come out over the next few minutes | |||
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"Something that rather than turning me off made me want to finish things a little quicker was the unanticipated presence (in the bedroom) of an Olympic weights bench stacked with over 100kg. The girl, well she was lovely, but at 5 foot and 7 stone, I doubt she could've lifted them.." Rack pull, deadlift, squat. All well within the lifting capacity of the average woman. Or she jist stores the plates on the bar | |||
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That is what wet wipes are for
Unless youre ramming said wipe up your urethra some more is still gonna come out over the next few minutes "Personally I'd be quite happy for her to wee merrily away WHILE I was giving oral, but I realise watersports isn't everyone's cup of tea. However, if people are worrying about the odd stray droplet it makes me wonder how they ever bring themselves to do anything sexual at all. And without wishing to reignite the "squirt is/isn't pee" debate, I think most people accept that the chemical make up is at least largely similar, so would you produce wet wipes or run a mile at the first hint of her ejaculating near you too? | |||
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" They come to the anal opening as night to lay eggs then go back into the bowels What!? Where the hell do they come from? I googled it. Jesus Christ why did I Google it? My search history would give people nightmares.
Ordinarily I would but I was scared of what I'd find. I assumed I'd get a tamer answer from fab. I still refuse to Google blue waffle. "I refused to google this so my friends being lovely people sent me pics over whatsapp... Some things u can't unsee | |||
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"Going back a number of years now. Sorry but I don't think you can better (if that's the correct term) this. After a bit of touching, kissing etc I removed the girls knickers and slowly went down to give oral. I'm so glad I looked first as I spotted a small white thing that I thought was a bit of fluff, then another and another. I then noticed one move. Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse!
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"F***king hell. It looks like its socials first from now on. Guess I have been very lucky.. You're right. During that social make sure you get a good look at their ass so you can see if they have worms. "pmsl or if they are wriggling in their seat you may question now if its just nerves or they have little friends on board - im crying laughing at this - i even went to sleep thinking about it - sad cow that i am x | |||
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"We have been luckily not to have met anyone with skiddy arse , worms, mis-matched underware , smelly breath, females with hairy nipples , dangle berries . BUT someone who does a smelly fart mid play eurrgggh ! Was at a house party & we there was 2 other couples playing when the smell appeared . Everyone just stops playing , looks around at each other & pulls a funny face of disgust & the girl who i was fucking says sorry , she could not help it ! .....taxi ! " Haha sadly my ex used to have this tendency to lose control of her ring when she reached her top level orgasms. Never shat or anything like that, but a tiny little fart was par for the course. Always silent but deadly, she was always immaculately clean down there, for reasons other than altruism, but if she got to that state of orgasm with twitching afterwards and inability to stand or sit up, you would always smell a rising wave of stank after for a minute or so. She had no idea till I pointed it out. | |||
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"We have been luckily not to have met anyone with skiddy arse , worms, mis-matched underware , smelly breath, females with hairy nipples , dangle berries . BUT someone who does a smelly fart mid play eurrgggh ! Was at a house party & we there was 2 other couples playing when the smell appeared . Everyone just stops playing , looks around at each other & pulls a funny face of disgust & the girl who i was fucking says sorry , she could not help it ! .....taxi ! Haha sadly my ex used to have this tendency to lose control of her ring when she reached her top level orgasms. Never shat or anything like that, but a tiny little fart was par for the course. Always silent but deadly, she was always immaculately clean down there, for reasons other than altruism, but if she got to that state of orgasm with twitching afterwards and inability to stand or sit up, you would always smell a rising wave of stank after for a minute or so. She had no idea till I pointed it out." Is she vegetarian? | |||
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"I've encountered the odd hygiene thing too, From a slightly different perspective, the biggest turn-off for me was perhaps being at a women's house and sensing something cold and wet touching a rather intimate area whilst in full flow. It was her dog's nose. I do love dogs, but I draw the line at that. Put me right off my stroke "This made me laugh , I have tears in my eyes :0) | |||
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"We have been luckily not to have met anyone with skiddy arse , worms, mis-matched underware , smelly breath, females with hairy nipples , dangle berries . BUT someone who does a smelly fart mid play eurrgggh ! Was at a house party & we there was 2 other couples playing when the smell appeared . Everyone just stops playing , looks around at each other & pulls a funny face of disgust & the girl who i was fucking says sorry , she could not help it ! .....taxi ! Haha sadly my ex used to have this tendency to lose control of her ring when she reached her top level orgasms. Never shat or anything like that, but a tiny little fart was par for the course. Always silent but deadly, she was always immaculately clean down there, for reasons other than altruism, but if she got to that state of orgasm with twitching afterwards and inability to stand or sit up, you would always smell a rising wave of stank after for a minute or so. She had no idea till I pointed it out. Is she vegetarian? " No, but she did have IBS. | |||
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"We have been luckily not to have met anyone with skiddy arse , worms, mis-matched underware , smelly breath, females with hairy nipples , dangle berries . BUT someone who does a smelly fart mid play eurrgggh ! Was at a house party & we there was 2 other couples playing when the smell appeared . Everyone just stops playing , looks around at each other & pulls a funny face of disgust & the girl who i was fucking says sorry , she could not help it ! .....taxi ! Haha sadly my ex used to have this tendency to lose control of her ring when she reached her top level orgasms. Never shat or anything like that, but a tiny little fart was par for the course. Always silent but deadly, she was always immaculately clean down there, for reasons other than altruism, but if she got to that state of orgasm with twitching afterwards and inability to stand or sit up, you would always smell a rising wave of stank after for a minute or so. She had no idea till I pointed it out. Is she vegetarian? No, but she did have IBS." Same thing really | |||
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"I haven't met anyone for a long time but it's not helpful when a couple want you to drop what you're doing and be there in 20 minutes. Your last shower might have been in the morning! I always like to have a shower, then get in my car chewing gum all the way there and have a quick rinse with mouthwash as i get out of the car. Ages ago met a couple who wanted me to give the wife anal while she sucked her hubby, needless to say the condom wasn't the same colour coming out as when it went in. She was really embarrassed but a quick was later we wre at it again. i said don't worry about it and we had a laugh. Well what was i expecting chocolate sauce? "You play with fire sir... | |||
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"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!! "Hmmm we (fems) could say the same! So you don't pee prior to a meet? Or do you pee and make sure your clean? As I'm sure any self aware lady would do | |||
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"Going back a number of years now. Sorry but I don't think you can better (if that's the correct term) this. After a bit of touching, kissing etc I removed the girls knickers and slowly went down to give oral. I'm so glad I looked first as I spotted a small white thing that I thought was a bit of fluff, then another and another. I then noticed one move. Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse!
You win! I got Klingons, but you got worms!!! I think I would've thrown up.
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" They come to the anal opening as night to lay eggs then go back into the bowels What!? Where the hell do they come from? " Looooooooooooooioooooooooooool | |||
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I once went to someones house was a shit hole, with two eliments of filth, no1 a pile of at least 30 full nappies piled up in the corner and no2 dog shit on the kitchen floor, made a speedy exit | |||
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I once went to someones house was a shit hole, with two eliments of filth, no1 a pile of at least 30 full nappies piled up in the corner and no2 dog shit on the kitchen floor, made a speedy exit "I got slated in another forum for using the term skanks...glad to see you've been to the same house! lol Always look at the photo background for how many clothes are on the bedroom floor! | |||
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This made me laugh , I have tears in my eyes :0)"Glad it made you laugh. I had the giggles too, when it happened. I'm not one of those guys who's afraid to have anything in that area and I'm sure "canine nose/human starfish" is a fetish for some. It wasn't really my thing though. | |||
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"I once rimmed a girlwho had cleary been shitting,pissing,and farting all day because thats what i could taste from her arse to her pussy..but i then noticed other things to that heaped more misery onto failing boner;her pungent BO,and salty skin,to her greasy hair.Penis quit on me within seconds,i apologised said its not you its me and bailed. So greasy hair put you off but an ass full of fart dust didn't? This all happened within a few seconds.as i came up for air with my dying boner i noticed her other unwashed features.thought i should maybe mention it beccause i would never see her again but couldnt bring myself to do it.
Looking back, were there any clues before hand?
Did she say anything before like "I think not washing saves a lot of time in the morning""Not really..this was about 20years ago when i was a student before swinging.i met her in a club,and we arranged a meet.it was winter so it was dark when we met,and she just took me back to her place and it all sort of wrong.it makes me laugh when i think about it now. | |||
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"One time I pulled this girl in a club went back to her place... Get to her bedroom and on her bedside table she has a clear plastic box with her pet rat in it. We never ended up having sex that night. " I wouldn't be put off by her having a pet rat, they're cute pets to have. I'd be put off by her keeping it in a plastic box, ours lived in a split 3 level mansion. | |||
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"I've encountered the odd hygiene thing too, From a slightly different perspective, the biggest turn-off for me was perhaps being at a women's house and sensing something cold and wet touching a rather intimate area whilst in full flow. It was her dog's nose. I do love dogs, but I draw the line at that. Put me right off my stroke
This made me laugh , I have tears in my eyes :0)
Glad it made you laugh. I had the giggles too, when it happened.
I'm not one of those guys who's afraid to have anything in that area and I'm sure "canine nose/human starfish" is a fetish for some. It wasn't really my thing though."Lucky it was only the nose and not the dogs "knot" that would have bought tears to your eyes | |||
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I once went to someones house was a shit hole, with two eliments of filth, no1 a pile of at least 30 full nappies piled up in the corner and no2 dog shit on the kitchen floor, made a speedy exit
I got slated in another forum for using the term skanks...glad to see you've been to the same house! lol
Always look at the photo background for how many clothes are on the bedroom floor!"Blonde curly haired biggish lady near/in Northants, I hope not? Who would not come off pof even though you were there. Happened to me. | |||
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"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!!
Hmmm we (fems) could say the same! So you don't pee prior to a meet? Or do you pee and make sure your clean?
As I'm sure any self aware lady would do "Agreed...I hate it when I guy pees and then wants a BJ, there is ALWAYS pee left in the tip. | |||
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"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!!
Hmmm we (fems) could say the same! So you don't pee prior to a meet? Or do you pee and make sure your clean?
As I'm sure any self aware lady would do
Agreed...I hate it when I guy pees and then wants a BJ, there is ALWAYS pee left in the tip. "That's why we find the idea of dogging repulsive, the vast majority of them don't even wipe let alone wash and I don't believe for one minute they sat around car parks without needing a piss once in a while | |||
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"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!!
Hmmm we (fems) could say the same! So you don't pee prior to a meet? Or do you pee and make sure your clean?
As I'm sure any self aware lady would do
Agreed...I hate it when I guy pees and then wants a BJ, there is ALWAYS pee left in the tip.
That's why we find the idea of dogging repulsive, the vast majority of them don't even wipe let alone wash and I don't believe for one minute they sat around car parks without needing a piss once in a while"Ewwww.... | |||
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"I was seeing a girl a few years ago as FWBs one night after a few too many beers we had a session in her house, usual story bj, pussy licking, then finished off fucking her. Went to the bathroom to take off the condom and noticed there was traces of blood over the condom and on my balls. Was nearly sick. I assume she never knew her period started lol yuck. " Seriously you need to man up. It wouldn't make your cock fall off. | |||
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"This may sound odd to some but we cannot abide meets where the hosts put on a buffet. In one way it's very thoughtful, we know BUT we do not want to go kissing and having intimacy with someone we have just met who has bits of chicken wings left between their teeth or has "prawn breath" ! Food/coffee etc. before sex are not good - in our humble opinion. As for dogging - gave it up years ago - the lack of hygiene of some of the people involved is simply disgusting - you risk catching something very nasty. " I have never been Dogging, it really does not appeal. As for food, agreed, but coffee or similar is fine. I won't drink alcohol before a meet, even one sip can prevent me from cumming, so I would rather forgo the glass of wine than the fun! | |||
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"Going back a number of years now. Sorry but I don't think you can better (if that's the correct term) this. After a bit of touching, kissing etc I removed the girls knickers and slowly went down to give oral. I'm so glad I looked first as I spotted a small white thing that I thought was a bit of fluff, then another and another. I then noticed one move. Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse!
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"I was seeing a girl a few years ago as FWBs one night after a few too many beers we had a session in her house, usual story bj, pussy licking, then finished off fucking her. Went to the bathroom to take off the condom and noticed there was traces of blood over the condom and on my balls. Was nearly sick. I assume she never knew her period started lol yuck. Seriously you need to man up. It wouldn't make your cock fall off." licking a blood smeared pussy might do it for you but turns my stomach. Nothing to do with maning up just how I feel. | |||
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"I was seeing a girl a few years ago as FWBs one night after a few too many beers we had a session in her house, usual story bj, pussy licking, then finished off fucking her. Went to the bathroom to take off the condom and noticed there was traces of blood over the condom and on my balls. Was nearly sick. I assume she never knew her period started lol yuck. Seriously you need to man up. It wouldn't make your cock fall off." It's not as if she could help it, periods can be notoriously unpredictable and arrive unannounced and unwanted. It isn't toxic waste nor corrosive. But as a married guy, you must have known this anyway. | |||
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"I was seeing a girl a few years ago as FWBs one night after a few too many beers we had a session in her house, usual story bj, pussy licking, then finished off fucking her. Went to the bathroom to take off the condom and noticed there was traces of blood over the condom and on my balls. Was nearly sick. I assume she never knew her period started lol yuck. Seriously you need to man up. It wouldn't make your cock fall off. licking a blood smeared pussy might do it for you but turns my stomach. Nothing to do with maning up just how I feel. " I was almost sympathising with you till you wrote this You obviously didn't lick a blood smeared pussy as if there was blood on it when you went down you would have seen it I'd say the fucking triggered her period if she was due on, which happens If you don't like blood fair enough but no need to be rude about it | |||
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"I was seeing a girl a few years ago as FWBs one night after a few too many beers we had a session in her house, usual story bj, pussy licking, then finished off fucking her. Went to the bathroom to take off the condom and noticed there was traces of blood over the condom and on my balls. Was nearly sick. I assume she never knew her period started lol yuck. Seriously you need to man up. It wouldn't make your cock fall off. licking a blood smeared pussy might do it for you but turns my stomach. Nothing to do with maning up just how I feel. " I had a guy accuse me of being on my period and not telling him. Having not had a period in 5 years I was rather confused. Turned out he had torn me with his vigorous thrusting | |||
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"I'd just like to point out this thread is about biggest turn offs with an intimate meet. Mine was going down on a woman when she was on her period. That to me is minging. Now I never said it was her fault or that she new her period had started. At the time I wasn't married thank you. I was just sharing an experience I felt at the time was a turn off. Thanks for the negative comments I'll just keep myself to myself in future. That bang you hear is the door hitting me on the arse on the way out. " There are lots of people who don't like blood. Lucky you're not a fainter as could have been worse | |||
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" Went down on a guy once to find that he had 'klingons'! I stopped very quickly! "Klingons are so last century; keep 'em trimmed and always wet wipe - that's normal routine. When meeting a shower as minimum. Klingons on the starboard bow, etc. | |||
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If a guy isn't able to go down on me after I've had a pee then he isn't the man for me. I like guys that like scents and smells and tastes. "My favourite post of this thread so far. | |||
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"Going back a number of years now. Sorry but I don't think you can better (if that's the correct term) this. After a bit of touching, kissing etc I removed the girls knickers and slowly went down to give oral. I'm so glad I looked first as I spotted a small white thing that I thought was a bit of fluff, then another and another. I then noticed one move. Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse!
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"F***king hell. It looks like its socials first from now on. Guess I have been very lucky.. You're right. During that social make sure you get a good look at their ass so you can see if they have worms. "lmao | |||
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"Here's my worst "nightmare" during the first intimate meet with someone.. 1 Going for a 3some at her place to find out her house was worse than a pigs sty 2 fisting her while she was sucking on the other guy to end up with her pooh all over my ar " Sounds like you fisted the wrong hole! | |||
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I always have a wee first as I don't want a full bladder whilst squirting. However, I always wash afterwards, not just wipe. "This, especially if you're having a drink, I wash rather than tissue, don't wanna be picking loo roll out teeth and TBH if the bloke needs a pee it don't bother me sucking after, beats being pissed on! | |||
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