FabSwingers.com forum: Ever injured yourself while having sex ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you ever injured yourself ????

I don't mean the odd cramp here and there,

Something that required medical attention

Or put you out of action for a while.

Personally an over enthusiastic blowjob gave

Me a circumcision and several weeks off sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suffered a really bad carpet burn!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

bust ribs. concussion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no but went with a woman who discolated her knee,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a high heel pierced my foot...i went "arghh arghhh arghhhhhh !" and she thought i was coming !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a high heel pierced my foot...i went "arghh arghhh arghhhhhh !" and she thought i was coming !"
nasty,that whats worries me the most at chams woman with high heels

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"bust ribs. concussion"

I warned you my tyre swing was not for the faint hearted.

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

toe of a thigh boot hitting me on the chin causing me to bite a chunk out of my tongue during an MMF she said oh sorry, are you bleeding, then carried on with teh other guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not during the actual act but i had a girlfirned years ago who was bang into superman and wanted me to dress up. So i got the costumer with the fake muscles and stuff and when it was on i couldn;t move properly in it.

Anyway...she was on the bed and the plan was to get on the dresser and jump off onto the bed with my fist out in front of me superman style. Anyway the slippy bit on the feet meant i slipped asd i went to jump and i fell forward in a superman pose and smacked my head on the side of the bed and needed 5 stitches...had to go to casualty in a superman suit and i had hired it and it was covered in blood.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Blimey !

These are brilliant!!!

Thought mine was embarrassing !

Really

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By *hocotreacleWoman
over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis

I pulled a back muscle once whilst having sex.

The pain was so bad I burst into tears in the middle of it. Spent the next half hour bawling going

"I can't move" over and over.....was very traumatic.

Thankfully I was with an ex bf at the time...so wasn't too bad.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"bust ribs. concussion

I warned you my tyre swing was not for the faint hearted.

oh but it was worth it baby, especially what you did with the bananas.......

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

once met a couple and he tryed to fist me and i was in agony for days cudnt walk proper or sit right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah, J***e C*****y...She broke my heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dangers of using gloryhole/peep show bit at a club.

Lovely lady giving handjob to me through the hole.

Lovely lady may have had too much sherry and fell sideways with me little fella still in her hand.

Cue muffled scream and a sort of scorch mark on my wedding tackle. Eek!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

yes.... lol

stray kinky boot gashed me head while I was giving a lovely lady oral...

couple of stitches in my bonce!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"bust ribs. concussion

I warned you my tyre swing was not for the faint hearted.

oh but it was worth it baby, especially what you did with the bananas......."

You know it sweetcheeks xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah i snapped my banjoe string, i have never seen so much blood !!! and it was an hour before work !

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By *uicyhunnibunniWoman
over a year ago

paignton

during a naughty session in the back of a guys car i ended up with my head and arms on the floor while the man i was with was busy with my pussy!! but when finished i was stuck really stuck even after he got out and moved the front seat as forward as it would go i was still stuck omg!!! had to pull my arm so hard with legs still up in the air resulting in a gash and an arm that was completely black and blue for ages and it was the summer!!! lol!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guess it was a kind of injury . i spent the night before going on a cruise with my mum with the guy I was seeing at the time he had a sofa with wooden arms and legs and wooden flooring and we got a bit carried away over the sofa armsand the sofa moved across the room ..he just kept banging away and my legs were bashing against the wood ......got up the next morning and the front of my thighs were black and blue ...i just had to front it out with my mum told her it was a side effect of some new tablets i was taking !!!

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By *uicyhunnibunniWoman
over a year ago

paignton

"guess it was a kind of injury . i spent the night before going on a cruise with my mum with the guy I was seeing at the time he had a sofa with wooden arms and legs and wooden flooring and we got a bit carried away over the sofa armsand the sofa moved across the room ..he just kept banging away and my legs were bashing against the wood ......got up the next morning and the front of my thighs were black and blue ...i just had to front it out with my mum told her it was a side effect of some new tablets i was taking !!!

lol!!! i know what you mean it was a good job my hubby knew what i was up to but trying to explain the bruises to my mum and not to mention my children was alot more difficult!!! lol!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once was, hit on the head by a camera that came flying off a shelf we had balanced it on...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some bloke once said to us "Do you like Phil Collins ?

I've been a big Genesis fan eversince the release...

of their 1980 album Duke.

Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work.

It was too artsy, too intellectual."

it got a bit dangerous shortly after

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I havent but a guy i was on a meet with last year tore a thigh muscle poor guy in agony for weeks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever injured yourself ????

I don't mean the odd cramp here and there,

Something that required medical attention

Or put you out of action for a while.

Personally an over enthusiastic blowjob gave

Me a circumcision and several weeks off sex.

aye running up the stairs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some bloke once said to us "Do you like Phil Collins ?

I've been a big Genesis fan eversince the release...

of their 1980 album Duke.

Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work.

It was too artsy, too intellectual."

it got a bit dangerous shortly after

Fond of Huey Lewis too, was he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Split my frenulum once when I was d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah i snapped my banjoe string, i have never seen so much blood !!! and it was an hour before work ! "

kin hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have put my back out pmsl xxxx

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

Me + Her + Kung Fu Bouncer Hubby arriving home from work early = injuries.

HIS injuries, she went berserker and flattened him as he came through the door. I made my excuses and left.

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By *nverman67Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Ripped my foreskin having over enthusiastic sex. Blood eveywhere and she was so apologetic and made up for it a few weeks later which was great.

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By *mbianceWoman
over a year ago

burnham on sea, Somerset

YEP fell off the ceiling (TWICE!) at Secrets last weekend...Don`t think i will be having sex for a while! lol

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By *athnBobCouple
over a year ago

sandwell

Cath on top ....bed broke ....so did my nose ... made my eyes water a fair bit

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By *athnBobCouple
over a year ago

sandwell

but her was all right she just informed me,,,which is nice

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"but her was all right she just informed me,,,which is nice"

best post on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah i snapped my banjoe string, i have never seen so much blood !!! and it was an hour before work !

kin hell"

i was thinking deliverance ...i get it now !!!

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By *icknDeeCouple
over a year ago

hartlepool

"yeah i snapped my banjoe string, i have never seen so much blood !!! and it was an hour before work ! "

Same happened here, except it was the first night of our honeymoon. Covered the hotel room in bloody.

We kind of took it a little easier on the rest of the honeymoon lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took a viagara last year and we had a prolonged and not exactly gentle session. when i got up the following morning i couldn't but help be impressed by the semi i was sporting...only it wasn't a semi.. the skin the whole length was swollen to about 3 times its usual size. impressive but worrying..I had to piss sitting down for 3 days..took the opportunity to take some 'flaccid' pix tho

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I have never quite recovered from the mental trauma of the frozen chicken and rubber glove incident...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my tailbone when a girl pushed me over as a joke kinda thing . It was insanely sore for weeks haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not an injury as such but was spanked that hard was left with a perfect hand print getting out the shower my little one noticed it try explaining that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got pulled off our tob tub by a guy once and injured my back, huge bruse and couldnt sit down properly either. not ammused .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a very good session at chams 3 months ago,pulled muscles and trapped a nerve in shoulder and still under the physio and lots of pain killers

but i totally enjoyed the session

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Currently suffering with really bruised ribs where I was bum slapping a woman this Wednesday doggy style, she had a larger arse than me, and as I thwapped away at her my ribs bounced off her buttocks, Good sex! just shame about the bruising x

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By *eicsCouple
over a year ago

leicester

I have done the usual banjo string years ago but not swinging.

The trip to casualty was after our first trip to Chams & first full swap

. We was playing with a single fem (who is a good friend still) after the girls had their play i joined in & was in the doggy postion with our `friend` who was encouraging me to thrust harder ...of course i slipped out, thought nothing of it at the time , but driving back down the M6 in the early hours , my cock had a tingling sensation. On arriving home we `inspected` my problem to find i had small blood blister half way down my cock.

The next morning OMFG , my cock had turned purple & blue with swelling. As you do ...looked on the net and OMFG scared the shit out of me!

Trip to Leicester LRI A&E & was asked by the receptionist what the problem was, my reply " i`ve broken my willy"

Then had to see the triage nurse who didnt what to see it & told me to take a seat outside. After a long wait i was seen by a Male Asian Doctor who took 10 secs to tell me not to worry & the blood & swelling will go in about 3 weeks!

Basically i broke a blood vessel & the blood spread under the skin & spread!!!!!

Oh we have pictures lol

Hope you enjoyed reading about my discomfort

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By *enuineTykeMan
over a year ago

Cleckheaton

Once while d*unk, did a Geronimo from the sideboard onto well spread girlfriend, (couldn’t get on the wardrobe). She shut her legs at last second, went flying over her knees and got knocked out. Learning curve set in, never done it since.

Yorkstyke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once wanking up my jeans open. Caught my cock on my zipper & nicked it which has now left a small scare.

War wounds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have done the usual banjo string years ago but not swinging.

The trip to casualty was after our first trip to Chams & first full swap

The next morning OMFG , my cock had turned purple & blue with swelling. As you do ...looked on the net and OMFG scared the shit out of me!

Trip to Leicester LRI A&E & was asked by the receptionist what the problem was, my reply " i`ve broken my willy"

Basically i broke a blood vessel & the blood spread under the skin & spread!!!!!

Oh we have pictures lol

Hope you enjoyed reading about my discomfort"

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By *ibrosMan
over a year ago

harrow

I had to google 'banjo string'.

I had never heard of snapping or the blood bit.

This forum is an edjucashion and should be compulsory reading.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapped my banjoe before, unbelievably painfull! also cut my leg a few summers ago when having sex on a plastic sunbed at the beach, bit rough and broke it resulting in us going through it! not good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't myself but have left a few injuries from my Heels on the bodies of certain people..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cut my balls shaving! does that count?

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