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By *orderboyblue OP   Man
over a year ago

Scottish Borders

Had a real humdinger of a smelly fanny the other night - actually found it quite a turn on.

Anyone else love a pungent pussy??

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By *ilthyjackcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Ew.

No, can't say as I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some smell mighty fine....love it.

But "fishy"? Rather like food in my fridge. Unless it actually IS fish...if it smells fishy...throw it out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say it would turn me on, it's probably BV & needs treatment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yuk! If someone's foof smells that bad think she needs to go get it checked

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

think she needed to get it check sound like bv yuk

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By *ugh_E_RectionMan
over a year ago

Oswaldtwistle

Oh no, had that before and was nearly sick, fookin disgusting

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By *obluvs2playMan
over a year ago

redcar


"Can't say it would turn me on, it's probably BV & needs treatment."

What's BV? Just curious lol I'm not a fan of a smelly fuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooo absolutely disgusting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus. This must be fishing surely! (No pun intended. Sort of)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

What's BV? And no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't say it would turn me on, it's probably BV & needs treatment.

What's BV? Just curious lol I'm not a fan of a smelly fuff "

BV - Bacterial vaginosis, not classed by GPs as a true STD/I as anyone can get it without having sex. Treatable with a mild form of antibiotic. If she has it and you went bareback, suggest a check up from your GP or clinic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile says "unshockable" haha, least he's honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BV isn't contagious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is rank....

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

and I bet she doesn't meet smokers

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Fannies are supposed to have a certain must to them....it's natural. Fermions and almost that jazz to show when you are ready to mate

A fishy smell or an unpleasant smell indicates an unbalance in the flora that resides there and needs sorting.

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast


"Profile says "unshockable" haha, least he's honest "

??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of a sudden i dont want my breakfast kippers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it smells like chicken keep on lickin

If it smells like trout get the hell out

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By *ncutgemMan
over a year ago

Bath ish

are we talking mild aroma or detectable across a room Worst case of long distance was an attractive woman but actually smelt of rotting meat and not fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why on earth would you want to share this little pearl of information with the vox pop? I know that FAB tends to erode inhibitions and relaxes rules of decorum but I think some issues are best left wrapped in newspaper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you pull the knickers down and a load of dead flies fall out, it's a definite indicator of get the hell out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....thanks for sharing lol ...

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts


"Why on earth would you want to share this little pearl of information with the vox pop? I know that FAB tends to erode inhibitions and relaxes rules of decorum but I think some issues are best left wrapped in newspaper?"

Agreed ... assuming this is actually true, it comes across as very disrespectful towards the woman concerned and reduces her to a 'fanny' - charming.

Ms G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why on earth would you want to share this little pearl of information with the vox pop? I know that FAB tends to erode inhibitions and relaxes rules of decorum but I think some issues are best left wrapped in newspaper?

Agreed ... assuming this is actually true, it comes across as very disrespectful towards the woman concerned and reduces her to a 'fanny' - charming.

Ms G"

Sad reflection of the times I think!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fannies are supposed to have a certain must to them....it's natural. Fermions and almost that jazz to show when you are ready to mate

. "

Yehhh but walkers prawn cocktail ain't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verycurvylady secretly sniffs her panties....phew!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewww fish ,that's not normal yuk

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By *tongueMan
over a year ago

wrexham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ewww fish ,that's not normal yuk "
Totally agree there is no plaice on FAB for such things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ewww fish ,that's not normal yuk Totally agree there is no plaice on FAB for such things?"

Don't skate around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ewww fish ,that's not normal yuk Totally agree there is no plaice on FAB for such things?

Don't skate around "
This post is devoid of sole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isn't the plaice for it

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Why on earth would you want to share this little pearl of information with the vox pop? I know that FAB tends to erode inhibitions and relaxes rules of decorum but I think some issues are best left wrapped in newspaper?

Agreed ... assuming this is actually true, it comes across as very disrespectful towards the woman concerned and reduces her to a 'fanny' - charming.

Ms G"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwwww surely she would know if her bits smelled !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't the plaice for it"
Ok Ok don't fall off your perch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why on earth would you want to share this little pearl of information with the vox pop? I know that FAB tends to erode inhibitions and relaxes rules of decorum but I think some issues are best left wrapped in newspaper?

Agreed ... assuming this is actually true, it comes across as very disrespectful towards the woman concerned and reduces her to a 'fanny' - charming.

Ms G

"

I would happily share my sole with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a real humdinger of a smelly fanny the other night - actually found it quite a turn on.

Anyone else love a pungent pussy??"

I see you are from the Scottish borders was your playmate Ms Sturgeon per chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reeling in the good ones now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That is rank.... "

Pretty much this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are all going to macker"hell" for this post

See what I did there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are all going to macker"hell" for this post

See what I did there... "
No..............pray tell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Felt a tad sick when I first started reading and now.I'm pissing my self laughing...

This is why I love the forums

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

There is only two things that smell of fish and one is fish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are all going to macker"hell" for this post

See what I did there... No..............pray tell?"

Oh thought that was a good one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why on earth would you want to share this little pearl of information with the vox pop? I know that FAB tends to erode inhibitions and relaxes rules of decorum but I think some issues are best left wrapped in newspaper?"

Would you like salt and vinegar on them?

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Men can't catch bv, but def sounds like she had it....was her lady liquid greyish in colour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrrr....

Let me think for a moment ....

NO !!!!!

Can't think of much worse to be honest , almost definately bv or possibly some other infection , or at the very least unclean .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds rank....

a gallon of ciff and a metal sponge should sort it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loving the puns!

OP, I agree with others, sounds like BV.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk into any Morrison's, you'll smell it either fish counter, an old folks home or BV. They all smell similar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Errrrr....

Let me think for a moment ....

NO !!!!!

Can't think of much worse to be honest , almost definately bv or possibly some other infection , or at the very least unclean .

"

Perhaps the bell gave the unclean bit away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "chips" are down now on this fishy tale let's cut and run!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone know how you do that Emoji where you are trying not to puke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a real humdinger of a smelly fanny the other night - actually found it quite a turn on.

Anyone else love a pungent pussy??"

Happens when vagina is washed too much because all the natural bacteria is washed away creating BV!ain't a std/sti,can still get BV without sexual activity just need medication to clear the BV.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think its this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few with a stronger odour than others but nothing really pungent.

Isn't the reason pubic hair is there was to stop bacterial and yeast infection or has my memory let me down again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone know how you do that Emoji where you are trying not to puke?"

Yehh me too...let minnow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a few with a stronger odour than others but nothing really pungent.

Isn't the reason pubic hair is there was to stop bacterial and yeast infection or has my memory let me down again"

A yeast infection and BV would happen whether a woman has a forest or is waxed clean, as those infections are caused by a change in the natural balance of bacteria in the vagina. So yes, your memory's let you down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwww a fishy fanny and nob cheese you got a two course meal ..I hear the chocolate fudge cakes off the menu as it's not much batter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a real humdinger of a smelly fanny the other night - actually found it quite a turn on.

Anyone else love a pungent pussy??"

If you don't have any food allergies eat natural yogurt and have a luke warm bath with salt and avoid bath creams because bath creams aggravate BV and drink plenty of water .

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By *obluvs2playMan
over a year ago

redcar


"This isn't the plaice for it"

Ahhhhahaha liked that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a few with a stronger odour than others but nothing really pungent.

Isn't the reason pubic hair is there was to stop bacterial and yeast infection or has my memory let me down again

A yeast infection and BV would happen whether a woman has a forest or is waxed clean, as those infections are caused by a change in the natural balance of bacteria in the vagina. So yes, your memory's let you down."

Thanks Ruby I wasn't sure .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fannies are supposed to have a certain must to them....it's natural. Fermions and almost that jazz to show when you are ready to mate

A fishy smell or an unpleasant smell indicates an unbalance in the flora that resides there and needs sorting. "

Musk* I presume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ewwww a fishy fanny and nob cheese you got a two course meal ..I hear the chocolate fudge cakes off the menu as it's not much batter"

Haha i gotta say that is one of the funniest posts i have see..i know people write LOL but i literally did laugh out loud haha

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By *arkman69Man
over a year ago

Erdington

Haha. Omg. I'm having the morning from hell and really want to punch my boss, but my God, this is cheering me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a dig, but think u might be getting sexually frustrated if find 'a fishy fanny a turn on' that's like finding skid marks in knickers a turn on! Thats just wrong Governor

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By *uerido55Man
over a year ago

Manchester


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BV - Bacterial vaginosis, not classed by GPs as a true STD/I as anyone can get it without having sex. Treatable with a mild form of antibiotic. If she has it and you went bareback, suggest a check up from your GP or clinic.

Men can't catch bv, but def sounds like she had it....was her lady liquid greyish in colour?"

Of course men can't get bacterial vaginosis because we don't have vaginas.

However, people, it is a bacterial infection.

Just the same as any other bacterial infection, it is caused by bacteria and as we all know (don't we?) bacteria are spread by contact.

That's why we wash our hands after toilet and before preparing food (don't we? Please say we do!).

Therefore it would be prudent to get checked for bacterial infection if he'd gone bareback!

After all he could be an asymptomatic carrier.

Please stay safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it smells like trout get the fuck out lol

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"Not a dig, but think u might be getting sexually frustrated if find 'a fishy fanny a turn on' that's like finding skid marks in knickers a turn on! Thats just wrong Governor"

Ewww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fishy? No way!

I do prefer a bit of natural scent other than soap though. But there's a difference to natural and fishy.

I once went down on a pussy, think it was covered in deodorant. Dryed my mouth up i was spitting feathers! Not nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a nobs cheesy & a Fanny's fishy then what's a arsehole????

Spicy

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over a year ago

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"If you pull the knickers down and a load of dead flies fall out, it's a definite indicator of get the hell out."

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By *atie ShayTV/TS
over a year ago

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Eeew not nice!

Love a nice clean pussy myself, once dumped a lass I was seeing for that exact reason. As soon as you unbuttoned her pants you could smell it... she obviously wasn't keeping herself clean.

Real shame too she was a looker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a nobs cheesy & a Fanny's fishy then what's a arsehole????

Spicy "

They bloke who is arrogant and rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a nobs cheesy & a Fanny's fishy then what's a arsehole????

Spicy

They bloke who is arrogant and rude"

Say that so we can understand please

Oh & you missed out annoying

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

The level of maturity in this thread is astounding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't the plaice for it Ok Ok don't fall off your perch!

"

Wish people would stop carping on about this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone know how you do that Emoji where you are trying not to puke?

Yehh me too...let minnow "

Open bracket, type vom, close bracket...like this!

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By *dam123321Man
over a year ago

London

No offence to any ladys but smelly vag is a real turn off, ive encountered it once and wouldnt want to again, im guessing its vice versa for the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The level of maturity in this thread is astounding "

Don't be so tench

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Dunno if anyone cares but there is another possible cause.

The fishy smell is caused by a chemical called trimethylethane which we all produce in our bodies.

Most of us carry a working gene that modifies this chemical to neutralise the smell but there are some unfortunate souls who don't and are condemned to a life of exuding fish odour from all bodily secretions including the vag.

And as if it couldn't get worse for them..many cannot smell it themselves so can be unaware.

So she just be one of these poor buggers.

??

Either that or she never washed her gash after last night's geezer and his man juices were breaking down into a fine Billingsgate odour!

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By *teveoabcMan
over a year ago

banbury


"Fannies are supposed to have a certain must to them....it's natural. Fermions and almost that jazz to show when you are ready to mate

A fishy smell or an unpleasant smell indicates an unbalance in the flora that resides there and needs sorting. "

Damn unbalanced flora , and I was using utterly butterly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not keen on this if I'd just met her but I do love the musty smell the morning after having fun the night before.

That smell gets me right in the mood for morning sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha scratch and sniff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gags!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BV isn't contagious "

Agreed, but there is a chance if she isn't fussy about having BV and being intimate with someone, that she isn't fussy generally and therefore he ought to get checked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just keep it clean, much more pleasent to deal eith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Despite the grimness of this fishy tail thanks posters....as I haven't laughed so much for a while.....thanks posters...!

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By *orderboyblue OP   Man
over a year ago

Scottish Borders

Honestly a tin of Tesco tuna flakes smells like a squirt of Febreze after that experience....

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By *onni fwbCouple
over a year ago

doncaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not only pussys that can be a bit whiffy I've been confronted with some aromatic cocks before

For ladies you can buy lube type stuff stuff in the chemist or even supermarket called balance active which should sort it but it's a trip to the clinic if not

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

You right their have been to confronted by men in past just need sorting or checking.it happen in every day life

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By *uerido55Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"BV isn't contagious

Agreed, but there is a chance if she isn't fussy about having BV and being intimate with someone, that she isn't fussy generally and therefore he ought to get checked. "

It's called BV because its caused by a BACTERIA.

ALL BACTERIA are spread by contact.

GOOGLE IT!

There is always a chance of bacterial infection and with that the chance of passing it on.

GOOGLE IT!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"The level of maturity in this thread is astounding "

Don't forget ignorance too.

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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago

dublin


"If it smells like chicken keep on lickin

If it smells like trout get the hell out "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phahahahahahahahahah...lmfao at some of these comments

Smelly mank= jank!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwe

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By *osyredcheeksWoman
over a year ago

Plymouth

Can actually be hormonal for some ladies as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't say it would turn me on, it's probably BV & needs treatment."

lol I hope you was wrapped up pal

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I did used to enjoy the musty smell the morning after when staying over with women. But don't really do that anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sign of infection . Need urgent treatment .

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