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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has anyone ever done this or do this regularly???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find the pointy horn a bit painful it youre not careful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just googled it... no and wouldnt intend on doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to the Urban Dictionary, Unicorning is.............

Strapping a dildo to your head and charging full throttle and drilling the recipient in the vagina or anus.

OUCH !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brings a whole new meaning to the word "Dickhead" LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ilthyjackcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

My legs just involuntarily crossed themselves.

H.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"According to the Urban Dictionary, Unicorning is.............

Strapping a dildo to your head and charging full throttle and drilling the recipient in the vagina or anus.

OUCH !!"

even reading that made my eyes water

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall


"Brings a whole new meaning to the word "Dickhead" LOL"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brings a whole new meaning to the word "Dickhead" LOL"

Ahahahaha ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who invents this stuff?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone with a really big nose wouldn't need to strap a dildo to their nogin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to the Urban Dictionary, Unicorning is.............

Strapping a dildo to your head and charging full throttle and drilling the recipient in the vagina or anus.

OUCH !!"

Wtf, why?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before the run up do you scrape your feet and snort through your nose like a bull charging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is just 10 different types of wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its all about wearing a unicorn mask in inappropriate settings...

maybe when you are out dogging...

or just horsing around, maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel slightly traumatised after ready that . Haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well now I've heard something new

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

Ha ha. My wicketkeeper and I (being an old git, I generally field at first slip) often amuse ourselves between balls exchanging these err "deviations".

I must admit that "Unicorning" hasn't cropped up yet, but I shall reveal it on Saturday afternoon.

As well as giving us both a chuckle - it also has the added bonus of putting the opposing batsman off his concentration.

The funniest of these so far was "The Angry Pirate".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well isn't a unicorn the female version of a bull (bull, being what we talked about yesterday), ie a single lady who joins a couple? If this is the case, I'd be crap at unicorning.

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England


"Well isn't a unicorn the female version of a bull (bull, being what we talked about yesterday), ie a single lady who joins a couple? If this is the case, I'd be crap at unicorning."

I believe that's a "cuckquean" - Thank goodness for the Urban Dictionary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Before the run up do you scrape your feet and snort through your nose like a bull charging?"

Just made me snort my wine out my nose reading this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well isn't a unicorn the female version of a bull (bull, being what we talked about yesterday), ie a single lady who joins a couple? If this is the case, I'd be crap at unicorning.

I believe that's a "cuckquean" - Thank goodness for the Urban Dictionary! "

No a cuck queen is the female cuckold. This is the opposite to female bull

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England


"Well isn't a unicorn the female version of a bull (bull, being what we talked about yesterday), ie a single lady who joins a couple? If this is the case, I'd be crap at unicorning.

I believe that's a "cuckquean" - Thank goodness for the Urban Dictionary!

No a cuck queen is the female cuckold. This is the opposite to female bull"

Quite so!

Perish the thought of calling her a "cow" *hastily ducks below the parapet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well isn't a unicorn the female version of a bull (bull, being what we talked about yesterday), ie a single lady who joins a couple? If this is the case, I'd be crap at unicorning.

I believe that's a "cuckquean" - Thank goodness for the Urban Dictionary!

No a cuck queen is the female cuckold. This is the opposite to female bull

Quite so!

Perish the thought of calling her a "cow" *hastily ducks below the parapet."

Ha ha

Ok so I see the possible triangles as:

1)the hotwife, cuckold husband and hotwife's lover/FB (aka bull)

2)husband, wife and unicorn (unicorn plays with both)

3)husband, husband's lover/FB, cuck queen (wife)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Before the run up do you scrape your feet and snort through your nose like a bull charging?"

Just choked on my fish pie and veg reading that

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By *iguy39Man
over a year ago

manchester

Even worse than 'Bagpiping'

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