FabSwingers.com forum: Sexy live in nanny required !!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello all, as per a previous post "single dads" I have now thought I need a sexy nanny!!

Any worthy applicants here? I have an annexe not attached to the house, usual rules apply plus the added night of debauchery !! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No one ???!!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for the delay. I'm just packing her stuff up now and sending my nanny over to you. She repeats herself a lot but as you would expect for an 80yr old nanny really.

She'd appreciate the company and the odd but of fun too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry for the delay. I'm just packing her stuff up now and sending my nanny over to you. She repeats herself a lot but as you would expect for an 80yr old nanny really.

She'd appreciate the company and the odd but of fun too.

Perfect. What more could I wish for. Lol.

At 80 she'll be perfect for my boys (they'll run rings around her) and for me, well what more can I say, dreams really do come true !!

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

In absolute seriousness, I could do with a live-in secretary.

I can provide lovely accommodation in a beautiful area.

Duties approximately 1 hour a day, to open letters, pay bills, sort out travel and do all the other stuff I'm too busy(lazy) to get round to.

Uniform provided..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In absolute seriousness, I could do with a live-in secretary.

I can provide lovely accommodation in a beautiful area.

Duties approximately 1 hour a day, to open letters, pay bills, sort out travel and do all the other stuff I'm too busy(lazy) to get round to.

Uniform provided.."

You say pay bills? Who's paying. Does it have to be a lady ?? Maybe we could find someone to job share ??? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well I'm might as well ask for a handyman to put shelves up and any other DIY projects such as constructing flat pack furniture

I can't accommodate so will have to be fairly local and I can only afford payment in kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In absolute seriousness, I could do with a live-in secretary.

I can provide lovely accommodation in a beautiful area.

Duties approximately 1 hour a day, to open letters, pay bills, sort out travel and do all the other stuff I'm too busy(lazy) to get round to.

Uniform provided.."

Depends what the uniform is as I only wear PVC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello all, as per a previous post "single dads" I have now thought I need a sexy nanny!!

Any worthy applicants here? I have an annexe not attached to the house, usual rules apply plus the added night of debauchery !! Xx"

Not to kill your buzz but you know this would be a ticking time bomb right?

You'd be their employer and in the legal sense you'd be sexually harassing them. Not in the literal sense but honestly it's a disaster waiting to happen.

Not trying to piss in your cornflakes because I get the fantasy and have similar fantasies about some people who work for me, but it's not a line to be crossed unless you 100% trust them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh well I'm might as well ask for a handyman to put shelves up and any other DIY projects such as constructing flat pack furniture

I can't accommodate so will have to be fairly local and I can only afford payment in kind

Who doesn't love flat pack. Lol. Next time you go to ikea then I'm happy to be your professional assembler and screwer !!

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

"Oh well I'm might as well ask for a handyman to put shelves up and any other DIY projects such as constructing flat pack furniture

I can't accommodate so will have to be fairly local and I can only afford payment in kind

I need one of these too, accommodation will consist of the cupboard under the stairs, uniform provided

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In absolute seriousness, I could do with a live-in secretary.

I can provide lovely accommodation in a beautiful area.

Duties approximately 1 hour a day, to open letters, pay bills, sort out travel and do all the other stuff I'm too busy(lazy) to get round to.

Uniform provided..

Depends what the uniform is as I only wear PVC "

You say that as if it's a bad thing!!! Nanny's and secretary's outfits in my opinion only come in PVC !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello all, as per a previous post "single dads" I have now thought I need a sexy nanny!!

Any worthy applicants here? I have an annexe not attached to the house, usual rules apply plus the added night of debauchery !! Xx

Not to kill your buzz but you know this would be a ticking time bomb right?

You'd be their employer and in the legal sense you'd be sexually harassing them. Not in the literal sense but honestly it's a disaster waiting to happen.

Not trying to piss in your cornflakes because I get the fantasy and have similar fantasies about some people who work for me, but it's not a line to be crossed unless you 100% trust them. "

Mixedcouple. I'm not actually taking CV's and actively looking for employing someone from fab. Lol. I'm well aware of how the world goes round. It's a plea from my end to end the monotonous routine of single daddyhood and generate some fun

Thank you for your comments and concerns though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh well I'm might as well ask for a handyman to put shelves up and any other DIY projects such as constructing flat pack furniture

I can't accommodate so will have to be fairly local and I can only afford payment in kind

I need one of these too, accommodation will consist of the cupboard under the stairs, uniform provided

Accommodation under the stairs. You've just upped the anti !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why come on here asking for maids and nannys be men like me and just get an escort 120 quid an hour but well worth it mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why come on here asking for maids and nannys be men like me and just get an escort 120 quid an hour but well worth it mmmmm"

No thanks mate x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello all, as per a previous post "single dads" I have now thought I need a sexy nanny!!

Any worthy applicants here? I have an annexe not attached to the house, usual rules apply plus the added night of debauchery !! Xx

Not to kill your buzz but you know this would be a ticking time bomb right?

You'd be their employer and in the legal sense you'd be sexually harassing them. Not in the literal sense but honestly it's a disaster waiting to happen.

Not trying to piss in your cornflakes because I get the fantasy and have similar fantasies about some people who work for me, but it's not a line to be crossed unless you 100% trust them.

Thank you for your comments and concerns though.

xx"

I got that, I wasn't trying to be a killjoy but despite popular views to the contrary, workers have a lot of rights here and even if no money changed hands, if you guys fell out then she could claim she was employed bla bla bla.

I guess I dived into the detail but I'm just saying that you might not want to shit where you eat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello all, as per a previous post "single dads" I have now thought I need a sexy nanny!!

Any worthy applicants here? I have an annexe not attached to the house, usual rules apply plus the added night of debauchery !! Xx

Not to kill your buzz but you know this would be a ticking time bomb right?

You'd be their employer and in the legal sense you'd be sexually harassing them. Not in the literal sense but honestly it's a disaster waiting to happen.

Not trying to piss in your cornflakes because I get the fantasy and have similar fantasies about some people who work for me, but it's not a line to be crossed unless you 100% trust them.

Thank you for your comments and concerns though.

I guess I dived into the detail but I'm just saying that you might not want to shit where you eat. "

Yes. Shitting n eating off the same plate is not recommended !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh well I'm might as well ask for a handyman to put shelves up and any other DIY projects such as constructing flat pack furniture

I can't accommodate so will have to be fairly local and I can only afford payment in kind

Perfect! I'm very local to you in Eastbourne! Happy to drive just round the corner to Wales.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds ideal..apart from the looking after kids bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds ideal..apart from the looking after kids bit. "

Well we can overlook the kids part to start off with.

So............. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In absolute seriousness, I could do with a live-in secretary.

I can provide lovely accommodation in a beautiful area.

Duties approximately 1 hour a day, to open letters, pay bills, sort out travel and do all the other stuff I'm too busy(lazy) to get round to.

Uniform provided..

Depends what the uniform is as I only wear PVC

You say that as if it's a bad thing!!! Nanny's and secretary's outfits in my opinion only come in PVC !!!

Can we negotiate the PVC?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a butler like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In absolute seriousness, I could do with a live-in secretary.

I can provide lovely accommodation in a beautiful area.

Duties approximately 1 hour a day, to open letters, pay bills, sort out travel and do all the other stuff I'm too busy(lazy) to get round to.

Uniform provided..

Depends what the uniform is as I only wear PVC

You say that as if it's a bad thing!!! Nanny's and secretary's outfits in my opinion only come in PVC !!!

Can we negotiate the PVC?"

For you anything !!!

As I've seen what you're really like there's hardly a need for any new sexy outfits your end !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a butler like that "

I used to work as a butler in the buff !!

Serving desert was always good when it was ring doghnuts !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we negotiate the PVC?

For you anything !!!

As I've seen what you're really like there's hardly a need for any new sexy outfits your end !!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello all, as per a previous post "single dads" I have now thought I need a sexy nanny!!

Any worthy applicants here? I have an annexe not attached to the house, usual rules apply plus the added night of debauchery !! Xx"

Been thinking about applying for a live in position the added evening entertainment does sound like a good bonus package

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello all, as per a previous post "single dads" I have now thought I need a sexy nanny!!

Any worthy applicants here? I have an annexe not attached to the house, usual rules apply plus the added night of debauchery !! Xx"

I suggest you don't advertise this in the job centre

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello all, as per a previous post "single dads" I have now thought I need a sexy nanny!!

Any worthy applicants here? I have an annexe not attached to the house, usual rules apply plus the added night of debauchery !! Xx

Been thinking about applying for a live in position the added evening entertainment does sound like a good bonus package

You may even get access to the tv remote on occasion !! Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello all, as per a previous post "single dads" I have now thought I need a sexy nanny!!

Any worthy applicants here? I have an annexe not attached to the house, usual rules apply plus the added night of debauchery !! Xx

Been thinking about applying for a live in position the added evening entertainment does sound like a good bonus package

You may even get access to the tv remote on occasion !! Lol xx"

As long as i get the stereo remote im happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello all, as per a previous post "single dads" I have now thought I need a sexy nanny!!

Any worthy applicants here? I have an annexe not attached to the house, usual rules apply plus the added night of debauchery !! Xx

Been thinking about applying for a live in position the added evening entertainment does sound like a good bonus package

You may even get access to the tv remote on occasion !! Lol xx

As long as i get the stereo remote im happy

Works for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello all, as per a previous post "single dads" I have now thought I need a sexy nanny!!

Any worthy applicants here? I have an annexe not attached to the house, usual rules apply plus the added night of debauchery !! Xx

Not to kill your buzz but you know this would be a ticking time bomb right?

You'd be their employer and in the legal sense you'd be sexually harassing them. Not in the literal sense but honestly it's a disaster waiting to happen.

Not trying to piss in your cornflakes because I get the fantasy and have similar fantasies about some people who work for me, but it's not a line to be crossed unless you 100% trust them.

Thank you for your comments and concerns though.

I guess I dived into the detail but I'm just saying that you might not want to shit where you eat. "

lighten up and take a day off

you said you don't want to piss on anyones cornflakes and then proceeded to do just that! the OP was just having a laugh I don't think he was in any way serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

devastated

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I was an au pair in the states and the father tried it on all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello all, as per a previous post "single dads" I have now thought I need a sexy nanny!!

Any worthy applicants here? I have an annexe not attached to the house, usual rules apply plus the added night of debauchery !! Xx

Not to kill your buzz but you know this would be a ticking time bomb right?

You'd be their employer and in the legal sense you'd be sexually harassing them. Not in the literal sense but honestly it's a disaster waiting to happen.

Not trying to piss in your cornflakes because I get the fantasy and have similar fantasies about some people who work for me, but it's not a line to be crossed unless you 100% trust them.

Thank you for your comments and concerns though.

I guess I dived into the detail but I'm just saying that you might not want to shit where you eat.

lighten up and take a day off

you said you don't want to piss on anyones cornflakes and then proceeded to do just that! the OP was just having a laugh I don't think he was in any way serious

I didn't follow the single dads thread so I thought it was a serious thread. Besides I can see why someone would want to do this (seriously)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh well I'm might as well ask for a handyman to put shelves up and any other DIY projects such as constructing flat pack furniture

I can't accommodate so will have to be fairly local and I can only afford payment in kind

I would well put shelves up for you next time I plan on climbing Snowdon again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't realise this was a job site now....i could be looking soon....i will only work during school hours, i am prepared to deign you with my presence 2 days a week and I'll work the rest from home...i won't do anything to demanding or taxing on the brain. Must be flexible.....any jobs out there??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn't realise this was a job site now....i could be looking soon....i will only work during school hours, i am prepared to deign you with my presence 2 days a week and I'll work the rest from home...i won't do anything to demanding or taxing on the brain. Must be flexible.....any jobs out there??

I can think of a great number of tasks you could be challenged with ..........

How well do you work blindfolded. Lol.

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