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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I went to car park just now I heard people go there dogging I pulled up there was 1 car with steamed up windows saw a couple inside looked like the Woman was on top of the guy I was not sure how to find out if they was dogging or not can someone please explain how I could of found out and what the protocol is also do's and don'ts while dogging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to car park just now I heard people go there dogging I pulled up there was 1 car with steamed up windows saw a couple inside looked like the Woman was on top of the guy I was not sure how to find out if they was dogging or not can someone please explain how I could of found out and what the protocol is also do's and don'ts while dogging "

My brain actually hurt trying to read this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went to car park just now I heard people go there dogging I pulled up there was 1 car with steamed up windows saw a couple inside looked like the Woman was on top of the guy I was not sure how to find out if they was dogging or not can someone please explain how I could of found out and what the protocol is also do's and don'ts while dogging

My brain actually hurt trying to read this! "

What's so hard?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I went to car park just now I heard people go there dogging I pulled up there was 1 car with steamed up windows saw a couple inside looked like the Woman was on top of the guy I was not sure how to find out if they was dogging or not can someone please explain how I could of found out and what the protocol is also do's and don'ts while dogging

My brain actually hurt trying to read this!

What's so hard?"

The guys cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The punctuation,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to car park just now I heard people go there dogging I pulled up there was 1 car with steamed up windows saw a couple inside looked like the Woman was on top of the guy I was not sure how to find out if they was dogging or not can someone please explain how I could of found out and what the protocol is also do's and don'ts while dogging

My brain actually hurt trying to read this!

What's so hard?"

Punctuation!

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By *ea_CoffeeCouple
over a year ago

Near Kettering

Would be interested in knowing this kind of info.

Is it the same all over the UK or are there diffrent rules for diffrent areas?

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London


"I went to car park just now I heard people go there dogging I pulled up there was 1 car with steamed up windows saw a couple inside looked like the Woman was on top of the guy I was not sure how to find out if they was dogging or not can someone please explain how I could of found out and what the protocol is also do's and don'ts while dogging

My brain actually hurt trying to read this!

What's so hard?

Punctuation!"

I'm sure the OP is a nice person. Indeed, to my knowledge he has given me no reason to think otherwise.

But....

This is the exact reason why I cannot entertain Textspeak or any posts written in this manner.

The lack of punctuation can give rise to so many interpretations. That cannot be a good thing.

Also, why should I waste my time trying to decipher something that the author cannot be bothered with? If they can't be bothered to waste time to write something coherent, when why should I waste my time reading it?

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London


"I went to car park just now I heard people go there dogging I pulled up there was 1 car with steamed up windows saw a couple inside looked like the Woman was on top of the guy I was not sure how to find out if they was dogging or not can someone please explain how I could of found out and what the protocol is also do's and don'ts while dogging

My brain actually hurt trying to read this!

What's so hard?

Punctuation!

I'm sure the OP is a nice person. Indeed, to my knowledge he has given me no reason to think otherwise.

But....

This is the exact reason why I cannot entertain Textspeak or any posts written in this manner.

The lack of punctuation can give rise to so many interpretations. That cannot be a good thing.

Also, why should I waste my time trying to decipher something that the author cannot be bothered with? If they can't be bothered to waste time to write something coherent, when why should I waste my time reading it?

"

When = then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quite interested in the etiquette of dogging too. Does flashing the headlights mean your game? I'm genuinely curious.., I wonder if we'll get an answer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm quite interested in the etiquette of dogging too. Does flashing the headlights mean your game? I'm genuinely curious.., I wonder if we'll get an answer?"

Let's wait and see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know much about it but I was once told there are regional dogging cultures. In some regions you can try and tap your cock on the window of the car you want to join in. One cock-tap means you want to watch, two you want to get in the car and have a bj, three taps and you want a shag. In other regions you flash your lights in the same way. In Yorkshire you walk jump on the cars bonnet and simulate whichever sex act you want! In Wales you do the same, but you get more respect if you do it with a sheep first!

So it's a quite complicated etiquette.

But it's also a good idea to ask the locals in the pub first. They'll have the best advice. And the best dogs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to car park just now I heard people go there dogging I pulled up there was 1 car with steamed up windows saw a couple inside looked like the Woman was on top of the guy I was not sure how to find out if they was dogging or not can someone please explain how I could of found out and what the protocol is also do's and don'ts while dogging

My brain actually hurt trying to read this!

What's so hard?

Punctuation!

I'm sure the OP is a nice person. Indeed, to my knowledge he has given me no reason to think otherwise.

But....

This is the exact reason why I cannot entertain Textspeak or any posts written in this manner.

The lack of punctuation can give rise to so many interpretations. That cannot be a good thing.

Also, why should I waste my time trying to decipher something that the author cannot be bothered with? If they can't be bothered to waste time to write something coherent, when why should I waste my time reading it?

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know much about it but I was once told there are regional dogging cultures. In some regions you can try and tap your cock on the window of the car you want to join in. One cock-tap means you want to watch, two you want to get in the car and have a bj, three taps and you want a shag. In other regions you flash your lights in the same way. In Yorkshire you walk jump on the cars bonnet and simulate whichever sex act you want! In Wales you do the same, but you get more respect if you do it with a sheep first!

So it's a quite complicated etiquette.

But it's also a good idea to ask the locals in the pub first. They'll have the best advice. And the best dogs! "

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I went to car park just now I heard people go there dogging I pulled up there was 1 car with steamed up windows saw a couple inside looked like the Woman was on top of the guy I was not sure how to find out if they was dogging or not can someone please explain how I could of found out and what the protocol is also do's and don'ts while dogging

My brain actually hurt trying to read this!

What's so hard?

Punctuation!

I'm sure the OP is a nice person. Indeed, to my knowledge he has given me no reason to think otherwise.

But....

This is the exact reason why I cannot entertain Textspeak or any posts written in this manner.

The lack of punctuation can give rise to so many interpretations. That cannot be a good thing.

Also, why should I waste my time trying to decipher something that the author cannot be bothered with? If they can't be bothered to waste time to write something coherent, when why should I waste my time reading it?

"

Why oh why do people constantly make fools of themselves attempting to belittle others regarding their grammar when they can't get it right themselves?

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London


"I went to car park just now I heard people go there dogging I pulled up there was 1 car with steamed up windows saw a couple inside looked like the Woman was on top of the guy I was not sure how to find out if they was dogging or not can someone please explain how I could of found out and what the protocol is also do's and don'ts while dogging

My brain actually hurt trying to read this!

What's so hard?

Punctuation!

I'm sure the OP is a nice person. Indeed, to my knowledge he has given me no reason to think otherwise.

But....

This is the exact reason why I cannot entertain Textspeak or any posts written in this manner.

The lack of punctuation can give rise to so many interpretations. That cannot be a good thing.

Also, why should I waste my time trying to decipher something that the author cannot be bothered with? If they can't be bothered to waste time to write something coherent, when why should I waste my time reading it?

Why oh why do people constantly make fools of themselves attempting to belittle others regarding their grammar when they can't get it right themselves? "

I was talking about punctuation and not grammar specially.

And if my grammar was bad,then the words (and punctuation) that I did write was certainly not bad enough to be deemed as painful or be potentially misinterpretated.

I was merely pointing out potential of misinterpretations.

You are the one who is being pedantic by making such comments.

Thank you and have a nice day.

C0tt0nsu3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys - Fuk gwammer! Talk dogs!

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Guys - Fuk gwammer! Talk dogs! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Still need to find out how to approach people to find out if they dogging or not?

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

When I was younger the only place to fuck was in a car or outside. If a random man had appeared he quite simply would have been punched by my then boyfriend. If the couple want you, surely they will let you know.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"Still need to find out how to approach people to find out if they dogging or not?"

Leave them to fuck ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meawhile on some other forum, there's a couple moaning about some guy hovering around their car while they had some 'special time' together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still need to find out how to approach people to find out if they dogging or not?"

If they want you to join ( touch ) they will put the window down and say it's OK .

Occasionally they may invite you into the car to join them if you're really lucky .

But many just like the thrill of being watched ....

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Meawhile on some other forum, there's a couple moaning about some guy hovering around their car while they had some 'special time' together. "
I can just see the article in the Country Times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still need to find out how to approach people to find out if they dogging or not?

If they want you to join ( touch ) they will put the window down and say it's OK .

Occasionally they may invite you into the car to join them if you're really lucky .

But many just like the thrill of being watched .... "

Thanks a decent answer can see from your pics you go dogging often

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford


"Still need to find out how to approach people to find out if they dogging or not?

If they want you to join ( touch ) they will put the window down and say it's OK .

Occasionally they may invite you into the car to join them if you're really lucky .

But many just like the thrill of being watched .... "

Watching is fun too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What amazes me is that no one ever addresses the issues of legality or safety! Hubby and I love the idea of dogging but I don't think we'd ever do it for real. Not every one is for it and I can't say I blame them. Some swingers seem to forget that not everyone understands. Lots of people would not want to live near a dogging area and have all sort of strangers lurking in the bushes or the local carpark, flashing their bits and pieces. I don't blame them, if I'm honest. Surely you can be had up for indecent behaviour or something similar? I'd never be able to relax enough to enjoy it for real. It would be just our luck to choose the night when the police/local council decide to clamp down on it. I have visions of being arrested, charged and then named in the local paper or something. And then there's the other worries - how do you know who you are dealing with? Could be some disease ridden creep with a galloping knob-rot! Or a knife-wielding nutter with his eye on your meat and 2 veg. Why do dogging fans seems to throw sense and caution out of their steamed up windows? For the amount of fun you might get, I just don't think it justifies the risks.

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

We have never done dogging yet so can't really comment x,

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By *cd and scruffCouple
over a year ago

Rochester

Never, ever let your dog go first.

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By *44bertCouple
over a year ago

Inverness


"Meawhile on some other forum, there's a couple moaning about some guy hovering around their car while they had some 'special time' together. "

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford


"What amazes me is that no one ever addresses the issues of legality or safety! Hubby and I love the idea of dogging but I don't think we'd ever do it for real. Not every one is for it and I can't say I blame them. Some swingers seem to forget that not everyone understands. Lots of people would not want to live near a dogging area and have all sort of strangers lurking in the bushes or the local carpark, flashing their bits and pieces. I don't blame them, if I'm honest. Surely you can be had up for indecent behaviour or something similar? I'd never be able to relax enough to enjoy it for real. It would be just our luck to choose the night when the police/local council decide to clamp down on it. I have visions of being arrested, charged and then named in the local paper or something. And then there's the other worries - how do you know who you are dealing with? Could be some disease ridden creep with a galloping knob-rot! Or a knife-wielding nutter with his eye on your meat and 2 veg. Why do dogging fans seems to throw sense and caution out of their steamed up windows? For the amount of fun you might get, I just don't think it justifies the risks. "

It's a great fantasy though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to car park just now I heard people go there dogging I pulled up there was 1 car with steamed up windows saw a couple inside looked like the Woman was on top of the guy I was not sure how to find out if they was dogging or not can someone please explain how I could of found out and what the protocol is also do's and don'ts while dogging

My brain actually hurt trying to read this!

What's so hard?

Punctuation!

I'm sure the OP is a nice person. Indeed, to my knowledge he has given me no reason to think otherwise.

But....

This is the exact reason why I cannot entertain Textspeak or any posts written in this manner.

The lack of punctuation can give rise to so many interpretations. That cannot be a good thing.

Also, why should I waste my time trying to decipher something that the author cannot be bothered with? If they can't be bothered to waste time to write something coherent, when why should I waste my time reading it?

Why oh why do people constantly make fools of themselves attempting to belittle others regarding their grammar when they can't get it right themselves? "

Because they are intolerant twats. There may be many reasons that someone's spelling or grammar are not precise, yet they still go on about it trying to be oh so superior.

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I went to car park just now I heard people go there dogging I pulled up there was 1 car with steamed up windows saw a couple inside looked like the Woman was on top of the guy I was not sure how to find out if they was dogging or not can someone please explain how I could of found out and what the protocol is also do's and don'ts while dogging

My brain actually hurt trying to read this!

What's so hard?

Punctuation!

I'm sure the OP is a nice person. Indeed, to my knowledge he has given me no reason to think otherwise.

But....

This is the exact reason why I cannot entertain Textspeak or any posts written in this manner.

The lack of punctuation can give rise to so many interpretations. That cannot be a good thing.

Also, why should I waste my time trying to decipher something that the author cannot be bothered with? If they can't be bothered to waste time to write something coherent, when why should I waste my time reading it?

Why oh why do people constantly make fools of themselves attempting to belittle others regarding their grammar when they can't get it right themselves?

Because they are intolerant twats. There may be many reasons that someone's spelling or grammar are not precise, yet they still go on about it trying to be oh so superior. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What amazes me is that no one ever addresses the issues of legality or safety! Hubby and I love the idea of dogging but I don't think we'd ever do it for real. Not every one is for it and I can't say I blame them. Some swingers seem to forget that not everyone understands. Lots of people would not want to live near a dogging area and have all sort of strangers lurking in the bushes or the local carpark, flashing their bits and pieces. I don't blame them, if I'm honest. Surely you can be had up for indecent behaviour or something similar? I'd never be able to relax enough to enjoy it for real. It would be just our luck to choose the night when the police/local council decide to clamp down on it. I have visions of being arrested, charged and then named in the local paper or something. And then there's the other worries - how do you know who you are dealing with? Could be some disease ridden creep with a galloping knob-rot! Or a knife-wielding nutter with his eye on your meat and 2 veg. Why do dogging fans seems to throw sense and caution out of their steamed up windows? For the amount of fun you might get, I just don't think it justifies the risks.

It's a great fantasy though "

It's actually a great reality ....

And nothing like the above post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The risks are very small as long as you're sensible and careful, and when things come together it's a hell of a lot of fun.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"What amazes me is that no one ever addresses the issues of legality or safety! Hubby and I love the idea of dogging but I don't think we'd ever do it for real. Not every one is for it and I can't say I blame them. Some swingers seem to forget that not everyone understands. Lots of people would not want to live near a dogging area and have all sort of strangers lurking in the bushes or the local carpark, flashing their bits and pieces. I don't blame them, if I'm honest. Surely you can be had up for indecent behaviour or something similar? I'd never be able to relax enough to enjoy it for real. It would be just our luck to choose the night when the police/local council decide to clamp down on it. I have visions of being arrested, charged and then named in the local paper or something. And then there's the other worries - how do you know who you are dealing with? Could be some disease ridden creep with a galloping knob-rot! Or a knife-wielding nutter with his eye on your meat and 2 veg. Why do dogging fans seems to throw sense and caution out of their steamed up windows? For the amount of fun you might get, I just don't think it justifies the risks. "

You're probably right to give it a miss. You don't sound like it's for you

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By *lassyDeviantsCouple
over a year ago

Kent


"Still need to find out how to approach people to find out if they dogging or not?"

As a single guy you should wait to be invited over. Either buy flashing headlights or interior light. Once invited if the window is closed you can watch. If the window is open it generally means you are invited to touch. But should always ask first out of politeness.

We love dogging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still need to find out how to approach people to find out if they dogging or not?

As a single guy you should wait to be invited over. Either buy flashing headlights or interior light. Once invited if the window is closed you can watch. If the window is open it generally means you are invited to touch. But should always ask first out of politeness.

We love dogging"

Should guys bring condoms ? or are these bareback affairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still need to find out how to approach people to find out if they dogging or not?

As a single guy you should wait to be invited over. Either buy flashing headlights or interior light. Once invited if the window is closed you can watch. If the window is open it generally means you are invited to touch. But should always ask first out of politeness.

We love dogging

Should guys bring condoms ? or are these bareback affairs "

Anyone who goes dogging bareback deserves everything they catch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still need to find out how to approach people to find out if they dogging or not?

As a single guy you should wait to be invited over. Either buy flashing headlights or interior light. Once invited if the window is closed you can watch. If the window is open it generally means you are invited to touch. But should always ask first out of politeness.

We love dogging

Should guys bring condoms ? or are these bareback affairs

Anyone who goes dogging bareback deserves everything they catch."

I sure people won't catch anything......

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By *lassyDeviantsCouple
over a year ago

Kent


"Still need to find out how to approach people to find out if they dogging or not?

As a single guy you should wait to be invited over. Either buy flashing headlights or interior light. Once invited if the window is closed you can watch. If the window is open it generally means you are invited to touch. But should always ask first out of politeness.

We love dogging

Should guys bring condoms ? or are these bareback affairs "

OMG always condoms. Any guys that don't bring condoms get told where to go

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

The general etiquette of dogging is.. A lack of interest completely until they replay that awful documentary on channel 4.

Then everybody in the world googles 'dogging spots near me' to find places which used to be dogging spots 10 years ago. A search on forums then turns up a load of complainers harking back to the 'golden ages of dogging'.

Try attending one of these 'dogging spots near me' to find that the only thing that happens is nervous taxi drivers are parked up on the off chance of some action, but avoiding eye contact with each other, listening to talksport and chain smoking for courage..

After about 15 mins of absolutely nothing you shit yourself and leave, or the police do a drive-by and everyone both shits themselves and leaves..

Although, if any girls/couples want to improve on that, PM me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The general etiquette of dogging is.. A lack of interest completely until they replay that awful documentary on channel 4.

Then everybody in the world googles 'dogging spots near me' to find places which used to be dogging spots 10 years ago. A search on forums then turns up a load of complainers harking back to the 'golden ages of dogging'.

Try attending one of these 'dogging spots near me' to find that the only thing that happens is nervous taxi drivers are parked up on the off chance of some action, but avoiding eye contact with each other, listening to talksport and chain smoking for courage..

After about 15 mins of absolutely nothing you shit yourself and leave, or the police do a drive-by and everyone both shits themselves and leaves..

Although, if any girls/couples want to improve on that, PM me..."

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford


"What amazes me is that no one ever addresses the issues of legality or safety! Hubby and I love the idea of dogging but I don't think we'd ever do it for real. Not every one is for it and I can't say I blame them. Some swingers seem to forget that not everyone understands. Lots of people would not want to live near a dogging area and have all sort of strangers lurking in the bushes or the local carpark, flashing their bits and pieces. I don't blame them, if I'm honest. Surely you can be had up for indecent behaviour or something similar? I'd never be able to relax enough to enjoy it for real. It would be just our luck to choose the night when the police/local council decide to clamp down on it. I have visions of being arrested, charged and then named in the local paper or something. And then there's the other worries - how do you know who you are dealing with? Could be some disease ridden creep with a galloping knob-rot! Or a knife-wielding nutter with his eye on your meat and 2 veg. Why do dogging fans seems to throw sense and caution out of their steamed up windows? For the amount of fun you might get, I just don't think it justifies the risks.

It's a great fantasy though

It's actually a great reality ....

And nothing like the above post "

I'm just too shy and love your exploits

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