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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wondering if anyone has ever had any fun with a hotel maid?

I was in a hotel last week and wanking in my room when I hear a knock, I was fully naked and my heart raced! I sprung up and covered up to meet them at the door but part or me wanted them to come in and catch me...anyone have any experiences?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I answered my door once soaking wet from the shower and rock hard from a little play and the caller was a very sexy young canvasser who just stuttered "may I come in" and spent 20 minutes staring at my towel concealed cock as I pretended to be interested in a cheaper gas supplier. It was an extremely hot experience and I just wish I'd had the courage to fuck her right there and then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just stick to watching porn and keep it a fantasy guys !Those women are doing a job and don't need men wanking over them ffs. Ironically it isn't every woman's fantasy to go to work to be sexual my harassed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here comes the sexual harassment panda!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody walking cold shower you are eh?!!!

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales


"Just stick to watching porn and keep it a fantasy guys !Those women are doing a job and don't need men wanking over them ffs. Ironically it isn't every woman's fantasy to go to work to be sexual my harassed. "

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel a little bit pissed off for being made to feel like a pervert on a swinging sex site for looking at a hot girl and wishing I could fuck her. Wonder sometimes if some people just sit there waiting to release their pent up tension om the first poor bugger that dare insult their moral opinions. #too hungover to be nice #go suck a bag of dicks!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

They are there to do their job and I suspect last thing on their agenda is fucking some random guy.

Generally they are are on a strict shedule to get the rooms turned about and will have a quota they need to clean. Sorry if it dont fit in to your fantasy but that's real life . You being half naked and horny is more an inconvenience not a turn on for them lol.

Nothing to stop you arranging a meet from here and having some role play fun . Arrange your own room service as they say.good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At what point did the poor bugger who started this thread do anything sexual other than in his fantasising mind? Choose your fights people ffs! He didn't wang his chopper out at the maid he just thought it was a hot scenario.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty sure that him having a naughty thought didn't make the poor bloody maid late to do the next room!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"At what point did the poor bugger who started this thread do anything sexual other than in his fantasising mind? Choose your fights people ffs! He didn't wang his chopper out at the maid he just thought it was a hot scenario. "

Who said he did?? People have just pointed out that the maids are their in a work capacity. Only arguments seem to be from you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You brought up the maids schedule lol. As if the poster and his fantasies put her her back an hour or two!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"You brought up the maids schedule lol. As if the poster and his fantasies put her her back an hour or two!"

Where did I say it did ? Only that they are on a shedule so fucking a random hardly likely to be on their agenda lol .

I did also advise how he could possibly indulge his fantasy .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I answered my door once soaking wet from the shower and rock hard from a little play and the caller was a very sexy young canvasser who just stuttered "may I come in" and spent 20 minutes staring at my towel concealed cock as I pretended to be interested in a cheaper gas supplier. It was an extremely hot experience and I just wish I'd had the courage to fuck her right there and then. "

The courage? Brock Turner fan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having looked at your pics it's a good job you're not the maid as I'm not sure you'd be left alone long enough to get anything done x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I answered my door once soaking wet from the shower and rock hard from a little play and the caller was a very sexy young canvasser who just stuttered "may I come in" and spent 20 minutes staring at my towel concealed cock as I pretended to be interested in a cheaper gas supplier. It was an extremely hot experience and I just wish I'd had the courage to fuck her right there and then.

The courage? Brock Turner fan? "

Who?

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"Having looked at your pics it's a good job you're not the maid as I'm not sure you'd be left alone long enough to get anything done x "

Stop...this is nasty and uncalled for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having looked at your pics it's a good job you're not the maid as I'm not sure you'd be left alone long enough to get anything done x

Stop...this is nasty and uncalled for. "

Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was far from an insult. It was a complimentary attempt at peacefully ending an awkward thread. Did you read it again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think that's nasty, maybe you should re-read

Shazz x

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

OP,take a look on xhamster or alike..search..maid caught wanking / jerking ...few videos to get ideas from..connie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god thank fuck. I honestly started to think I was being a complete tool this morning lol.

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By *exy hot wife 84Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage


"Just stick to watching porn and keep it a fantasy guys !Those women are doing a job and don't need men wanking over them ffs. Ironically it isn't every woman's fantasy to go to work to be sexual my harassed. "
??

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Well if it's any consultation hunki muni

If I had been the maid ....I would have shagged you

Some people tut tut

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"That was far from an insult. It was a complimentary attempt at peacefully ending an awkward thread. Did you read it again?"

I miss read and humbly apologise..lol

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"Well if it's any consultation hunki muni

If I had been the maid ....I would have shagged you

Some people tut tut"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's made my day. I wasn't even the poor bugger in the hotel lol. I was just sticking up for him. I'm going back to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That was far from an insult. It was a complimentary attempt at peacefully ending an awkward thread. Did you read it again?

I miss read and humbly apologise..lol"

No worries. I'm never nasty. Even with a shitty hangover lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if it's any consultation hunki muni

If I had been the maid ....I would have shagged you

Some people tut tut"

The downside for Hunki is that this was MR Funlover who made this comment

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Seems a lot of others can be tho

Hard work putting threads on here sometimes as the Eagles are waiting to pounce

Take a chill,pill and relax

Xxx

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Actually wasn't mr fun lover when I last looked inside my knickers

Hahahahahahah

Unless I've grown one in last ten minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if it's any consultation hunki muni

If I had been the maid ....I would have shagged you

Some people tut tut"

I work in a hotel, if you were a maid I'd never get anything done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually wasn't mr fun lover when I last looked inside my knickers

Hahahahahahah

Unless I've grown one in last ten minutes"

lol

(for avoidance of doubt it was meant to be a joke - albeit a really bad one )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that's made my day. I wasn't even the poor bugger in the hotel lol. I was just sticking up for him. I'm going back to bed. "

Is that in hope that a maid will coming knocking at the door?? Or a window cleaner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that's made my day. I wasn't even the poor bugger in the hotel lol. I was just sticking up for him. I'm going back to bed.

Is that in hope that a maid will coming knocking at the door?? Or a window cleaner? "

I'm not in a hotel! I'm at home defending the poor bloke who started this thread and fancied the maid lol! If anyone knocks my bedroom door I'm likely to have a bloody heart attack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wondering if anyone has ever had any fun with a hotel maid?

I was in a hotel last week and wanking in my room when I hear a knock, I was fully naked and my heart raced! I sprung up and covered up to meet them at the door but part or me wanted them to come in and catch me...anyone have any experiences? "

Always wanted to get a job as a chamber maid so I can walk in and catch guys in states of undress and with any luck, something on show! Then see how things go....but then, I am a pervert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a semi serious response to the OP though, I know of a few maids where they have gone into rooms and found interesting situations ranging from some dude having a leisurely wank to the hotel porn, through several couples mid coitus to a bloke who stood there naked more or less asking if she was interested. I imagine these sorts of scenarios happen a fair bit but, as others have said, I would expect most maids are just focussed on getting their job done in the shortest time possible. And even if a maid is horny (law of averages says that there are bound to be some cases where the body is all of a quiver and itching for some release) she will still have her own personal standards as to who she will want to get off with. Just because one may be equally horny does not mean it will be your lucky day.

The other one that has happened to me a few times is being given a room key only to find that someone else is already in the room. And no, that one hasn't played out in any sort of fantasy ending either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wondering if anyone has ever had any fun with a hotel maid?

I was in a hotel last week and wanking in my room when I hear a knock, I was fully naked and my heart raced! I sprung up and covered up to meet them at the door but part or me wanted them to come in and catch me...anyone have any experiences?

Always wanted to get a job as a chamber maid so I can walk in and catch guys in states of undress and with any luck, something on show! Then see how things go....but then, I am a pervert!"

Would be interested to see how the tripadvisor ratings went if you got a job as a chamber maid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We once got caught of a hotel maid

We woke early and was horny as hell after a night of perving wedding guests, so we started having a play that turned into a full on sex session, N was on top riding my cock with her arse, she always liked me to fuck her faster when she is going to cum as she has a huge orgasm and squirts. So there we are in all our glory, N fucking like a porn star when she shouts to she she is cumming!!! I started to pound her hard from under neath, as her irgasm built she was on top just shouting cumming.......the door open and in walked the room service girl just as N exploded!!!! She froze lol N said why didn't you knock, she said she did and she heard her say come in!!!!!! I was crying with laughter at this point lol the maid said sorry I'll leave you to it and bring breakfast later lol N replied it's ok as she seen we was done haha.

It still makes us laugh now ten years after it happened lol

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin


"Feel a little bit pissed off for being made to feel like a pervert on a swinging sex site for looking at a hot girl and wishing I could fuck her. Wonder sometimes if some people just sit there waiting to release their pent up tension om the first poor bugger that dare insult their moral opinions. #too hungover to be nice #go suck a bag of dicks!"

I would not let it bother you..no matter what its gona be a sexist thing.. and i am right when i say when we do it its harassment.. but there is another thread going where the women are talking about tradesmen in doing jobs etc and what some did and some thought etc.. guess its ok for women to do it and its nothing like harassment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here comes the sexual harassment panda!

"

Oh that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if it's any consultation hunki muni

If I had been the maid ....I would have shagged you

Some people tut tut"

I'd be in the queue as well!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if it's any consultation hunki muni

If I had been the maid ....I would have shagged you

Some people tut tut

I'd be in the queue as well!!"

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was a cracking turn around! I've gone from being told off to being a bit flirted with! Result!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were fucking in a hotel and during a break ordered a bottle of wine, the 23 or so year old guy who brought it up to the room couldn't take his eyes off of my Mrs who was sitting up on the bed covered only by the thin sheet. I still wonder if he was waiting for an offer to join in because it took him so long to open the bottle that it would have been quicker if I'd nipped out to the local shop!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel a little bit pissed off for being made to feel like a pervert on a swinging sex site for looking at a hot girl and wishing I could fuck her. Wonder sometimes if some people just sit there waiting to release their pent up tension om the first poor bugger that dare insult their moral opinions. #too hungover to be nice #go suck a bag of dicks!"

It's OK for women to perv over the guys who come to their houses to do work though...fuckin double standards strike again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been on a Hotel meet when first of all the bloody fire alarm went off!!!then later back in the room in the zone x the chambermaid walked in ... Thankfully my gentleman booked us a suite so a bit of distance between the bedroom area x door, he was able to don a towel x frantically say no thank you... Did make our day rather exciting.. What if she caught us we thought... X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if it's any consultation hunki muni

If I had been the maid ....I would have shagged you

Some people tut tut

I'd be in the queue as well!!

Ditto "

Me too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apart from checking the person in the room out/flirting etc

I recon 99% of maids wouldn't risk their job or feel intimidated in a situation like that, Its a great fantasy though, More for the roleplaying then the real thing

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Been on a Hotel meet when first of all the bloody fire alarm went off!!!then later back in the room in the zone x the chambermaid walked in ... Thankfully my gentleman booked us a suite so a bit of distance between the bedroom area x door, he was able to don a towel x frantically say no thank you... Did make our day rather exciting.. What if she caught us we thought... X"

Your gentleman is a sexist pig for using a woman to have sexual pleasure with.

So exploitative using his male privilege to force you to degrade yourself in that way. You should be able to go about your day without having men try and pleasure you and have their way with you.

#smashthepatriarchy

#whiteprivilege

#doublestandardsaregreatwhentheysuitme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here comes the sexual harassment panda!

"

Seeing as this was directed at me I'd rather be a 'sexual harassment panda' than someone who thinks every woman is fair game. As I pointed out these women are only doing a job. They are often on minimum wage and have a tight schedule (cue school boy sniggers) to work to. Keep it as a fantasy, unless you want to find out about real sexual harassment.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Here comes the sexual harassment panda!

Seeing as this was directed at me I'd rather be a 'sexual harassment panda' than someone who thinks every woman is fair game. As I pointed out these women are only doing a job. They are often on minimum wage and have a tight schedule (cue school boy sniggers) to work to. Keep it as a fantasy, unless you want to find out about real sexual harassment.

"

I think that has been well understood from the Op and subsequent posts. However fantasies are hard to talk about when there is a guaranteed over reaction from people who don't understand what they are talking about.

Presumably you are equally vocal on posts where women fantasise about playing with male workers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if it's any consultation hunki muni

If I had been the maid ....I would have shagged you

Some people tut tut

I'd be in the queue as well!!

Ditto "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get sexually harassed all the time at work

It's amazing how many cheesy comments you get being a district nurse

The naught nurse and bed bath jokes used to be funny, now days I just think 'really that old chestnut again'

And laugh like it's the first time you've heard it, I think I go over the top at that bit though and come over sarcastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel a little bit pissed off for being made to feel like a pervert on a swinging sex site for looking at a hot girl and wishing I could fuck her. Wonder sometimes if some people just sit there waiting to release their pent up tension om the first poor bugger that dare insult their moral opinions. #too hungover to be nice #go suck a bag of dicks!"

#go suck a bag of dicks! I don't agree with your opinion so that's the best insult you can do. Yeh that really showed me!! I'm a swinger ffs. It's what I do!

Just don't agree with people going about their jobs being turned into sex objects. Men or women. Keep it as a fantasy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I answered my door once soaking wet from the shower and rock hard from a little play and the caller was a very sexy young canvasser who just stuttered "may I come in" and spent 20 minutes staring at my towel concealed cock as I pretended to be interested in a cheaper gas supplier. It was an extremely hot experience and I just wish I'd had the courage to fuck her right there and then. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't figure out it Drinking-in-La is being serious or satirical...

First off, the guy covered up; second, the fact that they 'frantically said no thank you' implies that they got the maid to leave ASAP, not invite her in to join them...

Since when did entertaining the THOUGHT or FANTASY of being caught having sex by a third party become classed as 'using a woman to have sexual pleasure with,' 'forcing someone to degrade themselves,' or 'trying to have your way with them'?

The majority of sexual fantasies are perfectly healthy. If a woman is allowed to fantasise about seducing the plumber or the FedEx delivery man, why can't a man indulge in the fantasy of seducing a chambermaid or nurse?

The couple you're addressing obviously made no attempt to 'harass' the woman in question; they're simply discussing a fictitious, fantasy scenario.

This isn't 1984 - no need to convict people of thought-crimes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously, when did the OP - or anyone else on this thread for that matter - EVER SUGGEST that they should be allowed to turn people going about their jobs into sex objects in real life?

Yes, HunkiMunki's #gosuckabagofdicks comment was uncalled for; however, no-one on this thread has EVER SUGGESTED that we're discussing anything other than a fantasy.

Just Viki - you said: "stick to watching porn and keep it a fantasy guys. Those women are doing a job and don't need men wanking over them ffs. Ironically it isn't every woman's fantasy to go to work to be sexually harassed."

You keep yelling 'keep it as a fantasy guys' as if you're the only person on this thread who sees things that way.

NO-ONE has actually disagreed with you!

No-one seriously believes that people should expect to be harassed at work. We're talking about a FANTASY; nothing more sinister than that.

Yes, sex offenders do exist, but I'm not going to assume that the OP genuinely contemplating whipping his dick out in front of the maid and started tossing off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I answered my door once soaking wet from the shower and rock hard from a little play and the caller was a very sexy young canvasser who just stuttered "may I come in" and spent 20 minutes staring at my towel concealed cock as I pretended to be interested in a cheaper gas supplier. It was an extremely hot experience and I just wish I'd had the courage to fuck her right there and then.

"

Phwoar x

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

You just have to laugh don't you

As I mentioned

Be better if people just chilled and relaxed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having looked at your pics it's a good job you're not the maid as I'm not sure you'd be left alone long enough to get anything done x

Stop...this is nasty and uncalled for. "

No it wasn't,jumped the gun there didn't you love lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel a little bit pissed off for being made to feel like a pervert on a swinging sex site for looking at a hot girl and wishing I could fuck her. Wonder sometimes if some people just sit there waiting to release their pent up tension om the first poor bugger that dare insult their moral opinions. #too hungover to be nice #go suck a bag of dicks!

#go suck a bag of dicks! I don't agree with your opinion so that's the best insult you can do. Yeh that really showed me!! I'm a swinger ffs. It's what I do!

Just don't agree with people going about their jobs being turned into sex objects. Men or women. Keep it as a fantasy."

It was a fantasy but I'm sure somewhere in the world housekeeping have fucked a few people in the rooms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm. I have fucked several hotel maids in my time. But I was their boss at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here comes the sexual harassment panda!

Seeing as this was directed at me I'd rather be a 'sexual harassment panda' than someone who thinks every woman is fair game. As I pointed out these women are only doing a job. They are often on minimum wage and have a tight schedule (cue school boy sniggers) to work to. Keep it as a fantasy, unless you want to find out about real sexual harassment.

"

You're seriously telling someone how to conduct their sex life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm. I have fucked several hotel maids in my time. But I was their boss at the time."

That would come under the abuse of power sin on here. Go and bleach your cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seeing as this was directed at me I'd rather be a 'sexual harassment panda' than someone who thinks every woman is fair game. As I pointed out these women are only doing a job. They are often on minimum wage and have a tight schedule (cue school boy sniggers) to work to. Keep it as a fantasy, unless you want to find out about real sexual harassment.

"

Seriously, will you stop PREACHING TO THE CHOIR!

No-one on this thread is suggesting that 'all women are fair game,' or that you should be allowed to harass women while they are doing their job.

No-one is suggesting that it is morally right to act on these fantasies. I'm pretty sure that we've all been through the standard sexual harassment training seminars which the majority of companies now require all employees to attend.

We all know full well what 'real' sexual harassment is - even though it's utterly insulting to talk of 'real' sexual harassment, as if there's a kind that doesn't actually count - and we're all PERFECTLY CAPABLE of differentiating between an innocent sexual fantasy and illegal activity.

Is it so difficult to grasp that WE ALL AGREE WITH YOU? You're jousting at windmills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a couple of housekeepers walk into a hotel room when I've been in bed with a man. Second one was our fault because we overslept by 4 hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here comes the sexual harassment panda!

Seeing as this was directed at me I'd rather be a 'sexual harassment panda' than someone who thinks every woman is fair game. As I pointed out these women are only doing a job. They are often on minimum wage and have a tight schedule (cue school boy sniggers) to work to. Keep it as a fantasy, unless you want to find out about real sexual harassment.

You're seriously telling someone how to conduct their sex life? "

Tell you what - no people can go and try and fuck chamermaids all they want. Sex offenders register anyone?? Darm me for having an opinion and not rolling over to appease everyone.

I'm out. Enjoy your fantasies/time guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell you what - no people can go and try and fuck chambermaids all they want. Sex offenders register anyone?? Darm me for having an opinion and not rolling over to appease everyone.

I'm out. Enjoy your fantasies/time guys."

Who on this thread actually suggest that people who harress people going about their jobs SHOULDN'T be prosecuted for harassment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well well well

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Here comes the sexual harassment panda!

Seeing as this was directed at me I'd rather be a 'sexual harassment panda' than someone who thinks every woman is fair game. As I pointed out these women are only doing a job. They are often on minimum wage and have a tight schedule (cue school boy sniggers) to work to. Keep it as a fantasy, unless you want to find out about real sexual harassment.

You're seriously telling someone how to conduct their sex life?

Tell you what - no people can go and try and fuck chamermaids all they want. Sex offenders register anyone?? Darm me for having an opinion and not rolling over to appease everyone.

I'm out. Enjoy your fantasies/time guys."

If your opinion was not based on a total mis-reading of the post then many people would support you. However you are singularly not understanding what is being suggested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel a little bit pissed off for being made to feel like a pervert on a swinging sex site for looking at a hot girl and wishing I could fuck her. Wonder sometimes if some people just sit there waiting to release their pent up tension om the first poor bugger that dare insult their moral opinions. #too hungover to be nice #go suck a bag of dicks!

#go suck a bag of dicks! I don't agree with your opinion so that's the best insult you can do. Yeh that really showed me!! I'm a swinger ffs. It's what I do!"

this made me laugh so much good come back x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been on a Hotel meet when first of all the bloody fire alarm went off!!!then later back in the room in the zone x the chambermaid walked in ... Thankfully my gentleman booked us a suite so a bit of distance between the bedroom area x door, he was able to don a towel x frantically say no thank you... Did make our day rather exciting.. What if she caught us we thought... X

Your gentleman is a sexist pig for using a woman to have sexual pleasure with.

So exploitative using his male privilege to force you to degrade yourself in that way. You should be able to go about your day without having men try and pleasure you and have their way with you.

#smashthepatriarchy

#whiteprivilege

#doublestandardsaregreatwhentheysuitme"

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Been on a Hotel meet when first of all the bloody fire alarm went off!!!then later back in the room in the zone x the chambermaid walked in ... Thankfully my gentleman booked us a suite so a bit of distance between the bedroom area x door, he was able to don a towel x frantically say no thank you... Did make our day rather exciting.. What if she caught us we thought... X

Your gentleman is a sexist pig for using a woman to have sexual pleasure with.

So exploitative using his male privilege to force you to degrade yourself in that way. You should be able to go about your day without having men try and pleasure you and have their way with you.

#smashthepatriarchy

#whiteprivilege

#doublestandardsaregreatwhentheysuitme

"

There is a LOT of irony in that post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being in the massage business means that I often come across clients either trying their luck or displaying their dicks as trophies.

Even if they're hot it becomes a very awkward treatment and finishes very quickly with no happy endings (some do hope). I used to gt really embarrassed but nw I think Ouhh bless his Cotton socks fr trying

Saying tat nothing wrong with fantasies as long as if they are realised it is consensual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been on a Hotel meet when first of all the bloody fire alarm went off!!!then later back in the room in the zone x the chambermaid walked in ... Thankfully my gentleman booked us a suite so a bit of distance between the bedroom area x door, he was able to don a towel x frantically say no thank you... Did make our day rather exciting.. What if she caught us we thought... X

Your gentleman is a sexist pig for using a woman to have sexual pleasure with.

So exploitative using his male privilege to force you to degrade yourself in that way. You should be able to go about your day without having men try and pleasure you and have their way with you.

#smashthepatriarchy

#whiteprivilege

#doublestandardsaregreatwhentheysuitme

There is a LOT of irony in that post."

Not sure if that post by Drinking-in-la wasn't meant as satirical...

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin


"Feel a little bit pissed off for being made to feel like a pervert on a swinging sex site for looking at a hot girl and wishing I could fuck her. Wonder sometimes if some people just sit there waiting to release their pent up tension om the first poor bugger that dare insult their moral opinions. #too hungover to be nice #go suck a bag of dicks!

It's OK for women to perv over the guys who come to their houses to do work though...fuckin double standards strike again "

Exactly what i was saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been on a Hotel meet when first of all the bloody fire alarm went off!!!then later back in the room in the zone x the chambermaid walked in ... Thankfully my gentleman booked us a suite so a bit of distance between the bedroom area x door, he was able to don a towel x frantically say no thank you... Did make our day rather exciting.. What if she caught us we thought... X

Your gentleman is a sexist pig for using a woman to have sexual pleasure with.

So exploitative using his male privilege to force you to degrade yourself in that way. You should be able to go about your day without having men try and pleasure you and have their way with you.

#smashthepatriarchy

#whiteprivilege

#doublestandardsaregreatwhentheysuitme

There is a LOT of irony in that post.

Not sure if that post by Drinking-in-la wasn't meant as satirical..."

Reading through Hangover goggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been on a Hotel meet when first of all the bloody fire alarm went off!!!then later back in the room in the zone x the chambermaid walked in ... Thankfully my gentleman booked us a suite so a bit of distance between the bedroom area x door, he was able to don a towel x frantically say no thank you... Did make our day rather exciting.. What if she caught us we thought... X

Your gentleman is a sexist pig for using a woman to have sexual pleasure with.

So exploitative using his male privilege to force you to degrade yourself in that way. You should be able to go about your day without having men try and pleasure you and have their way with you.

#smashthepatriarchy

#whiteprivilege

#doublestandardsaregreatwhentheysuitme"

I like double standards lol...

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Been on a Hotel meet when first of all the bloody fire alarm went off!!!then later back in the room in the zone x the chambermaid walked in ... Thankfully my gentleman booked us a suite so a bit of distance between the bedroom area x door, he was able to don a towel x frantically say no thank you... Did make our day rather exciting.. What if she caught us we thought... X

Your gentleman is a sexist pig for using a woman to have sexual pleasure with.

So exploitative using his male privilege to force you to degrade yourself in that way. You should be able to go about your day without having men try and pleasure you and have their way with you.

#smashthepatriarchy

#whiteprivilege

#doublestandardsaregreatwhentheysuitme

There is a LOT of irony in that post.

Not sure if that post by Drinking-in-la wasn't meant as satirical...

Reading through Hangover goggles "

The hashtags were the clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it was mid July and the partner I was with at the time we were at a wedding in Newcastle and staying in this hotel not gonna say which one. anyway everything done we went back to the room. it was around 8 the next morning we both woke up hot n horny so started to play about ten mins in there was a knock at the door we never answered it and just carried on. So having a 69 only to look up and there standing there watching was the maid to my partners horror she tried to get off only to hear the maid say don't mind me carry on. Well needless to say that made her even more horny and went to work on my cock. After a couple of minuets the maid was still watching us. To my shock she stopped and asked if the maid liked what she was seeing' she just smiled and nodded and she asked if she wanted to join in and she did.

so what I'm saying a think maids expect to see and be in situation's like that

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"it was mid July and the partner I was with at the time we were at a wedding in Newcastle and staying in this hotel not gonna say which one. anyway everything done we went back to the room. it was around 8 the next morning we both woke up hot n horny so started to play about ten mins in there was a knock at the door we never answered it and just carried on. So having a 69 only to look up and there standing there watching was the maid to my partners horror she tried to get off only to hear the maid say don't mind me carry on. Well needless to say that made her even more horny and went to work on my cock. After a couple of minuets the maid was still watching us. To my shock she stopped and asked if the maid liked what she was seeing' she just smiled and nodded and she asked if she wanted to join in and she did.

so what I'm saying a think maids expect to see and be in situation's like that "

Aye, all maids are the same. None of them have any difference in personality or desires.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes ALL hotel maids are gagging for it.

some folk should quit watching porn,,lol

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"yes ALL hotel maids are gagging for it.

some folk should quit watching porn,,lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I answered my door once soaking wet from the shower and rock hard from a little play and the caller was a very sexy young canvasser who just stuttered "may I come in" and spent 20 minutes staring at my towel concealed cock as I pretended to be interested in a cheaper gas supplier. It was an extremely hot experience and I just wish I'd had the courage to fuck her right there and then. "

I've never known single women on their own to do door to door canvassing... For obvious reasons...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it was mid July and the partner I was with at the time we were at a wedding in Newcastle and staying in this hotel not gonna say which one. anyway everything done we went back to the room. it was around 8 the next morning we both woke up hot n horny so started to play about ten mins in there was a knock at the door we never answered it and just carried on. So having a 69 only to look up and there standing there watching was the maid to my partners horror she tried to get off only to hear the maid say don't mind me carry on. Well needless to say that made her even more horny and went to work on my cock. After a couple of minuets the maid was still watching us. To my shock she stopped and asked if the maid liked what she was seeing' she just smiled and nodded and she asked if she wanted to join in and she did.

so what I'm saying a think maids expect to see and be in situation's like that "

I think I've seen that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just read this thread from top to bottom.....what can i say?

EPIC!!!!!!

Cant decide what's best, the genuine passionate misguided rants and raves or the ridiculously funny comments in between.

Go fab forumites!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I answered my door once soaking wet from the shower and rock hard from a little play and the caller was a very sexy young canvasser who just stuttered "may I come in" and spent 20 minutes staring at my towel concealed cock as I pretended to be interested in a cheaper gas supplier. It was an extremely hot experience and I just wish I'd had the courage to fuck her right there and then.

I've never known single women on their own to do door to door canvassing... For obvious reasons... "

I had a charity lady knock on her own and a woman doing a consumer blind test for Sprite before it was sold here. Both alone and both came into my home alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes ALL hotel maids are gagging for it.

some folk should quit watching porn,,lol"

So are all tvs

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By *ltravioletWoman
over a year ago

In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust


"I answered my door once soaking wet from the shower and rock hard from a little play and the caller was a very sexy young canvasser who just stuttered "may I come in" and spent 20 minutes staring at my towel concealed cock as I pretended to be interested in a cheaper gas supplier. It was an extremely hot experience and I just wish I'd had the courage to fuck her right there and then. "
we will have to get to know you better if you own a hotel .,,, as the OP' s question esquire straight forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I answered my door once soaking wet from the shower and rock hard from a little play and the caller was a very sexy young canvasser who just stuttered "may I come in" and spent 20 minutes staring at my towel concealed cock as I pretended to be interested in a cheaper gas supplier. It was an extremely hot experience and I just wish I'd had the courage to fuck her right there and then.

I've never known single women on their own to do door to door canvassing... For obvious reasons...

I had a charity lady knock on her own and a woman doing a consumer blind test for Sprite before it was sold here. Both alone and both came into my home alone. "

but I'm guessing you weren't dressed in just a towel?

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I answered my door once soaking wet from the shower and rock hard from a little play and the caller was a very sexy young canvasser who just stuttered "may I come in" and spent 20 minutes staring at my towel concealed cock as I pretended to be interested in a cheaper gas supplier. It was an extremely hot experience and I just wish I'd had the courage to fuck her right there and then.

I've never known single women on their own to do door to door canvassing... For obvious reasons...

I had a charity lady knock on her own and a woman doing a consumer blind test for Sprite before it was sold here. Both alone and both came into my home alone.

but I'm guessing you weren't dressed in just a towel? "

It is unlikely door to door people know what the person is wearing before the door is opened and answered.

Besides what is wrong with only wearing a towel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I answered my door once soaking wet from the shower and rock hard from a little play and the caller was a very sexy young canvasser who just stuttered "may I come in" and spent 20 minutes staring at my towel concealed cock as I pretended to be interested in a cheaper gas supplier. It was an extremely hot experience and I just wish I'd had the courage to fuck her right there and then.

I've never known single women on their own to do door to door canvassing... For obvious reasons...

I had a charity lady knock on her own and a woman doing a consumer blind test for Sprite before it was sold here. Both alone and both came into my home alone.

but I'm guessing you weren't dressed in just a towel?

It is unlikely door to door people know what the person is wearing before the door is opened and answered.

Besides what is wrong with only wearing a towel?"

I have answered the door in a towel before as my front door is right next to my bathroom door. If I'm coming out of the bathroom as someone knocks I pop my head around to see who it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been on a Hotel meet when first of all the bloody fire alarm went off!!!then later back in the room in the zone x the chambermaid walked in ... Thankfully my gentleman booked us a suite so a bit of distance between the bedroom area x door, he was able to don a towel x frantically say no thank you... Did make our day rather exciting.. What if she caught us we thought... X

Your gentleman is a sexist pig for using a woman to have sexual pleasure with.

So exploitative using his male privilege to force you to degrade yourself in that way. You should be able to go about your day without having men try and pleasure you and have their way with you.

#smashthepatriarchy

#whiteprivilege

#doublestandardsaregreatwhentheysuitme

There is a LOT of irony in that post.

Not sure if that post by Drinking-in-la wasn't meant as satirical...

Reading through Hangover goggles

The hashtags were the clue "

Lmao try reading through foggy eyes and a hurty head x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having been a hotel maid, please keep it in your pants, a five minute fumble isnt worth loosing my job over, and nothing more embarrassing than a guest opening their door in their pants really dont try and force ur fantasy on others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked at a luxury hotel on the south coast as a waiter. All the female staff, waitresses and maids looked bloody hot! I was lucky enough to screw one of the waitresses and two of the polish maids! They were awesome! And boy they were experienced too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never shagged a maid, but my god the French maid outfits get me going! Too bad real maids don't wear them. Just like real nurses don't wear the porno version of the outfit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just stick to watching porn and keep it a fantasy guys !Those women are doing a job and don't need men wanking over them ffs. Ironically it isn't every woman's fantasy to go to work to be sexual my harassed. "

Spoil sport

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