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By *ottie_84 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Cheesy ones you've used that have worked? Mine recently had to be Carly Rae Jepson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not massively into chat up lines but

I'd approach a girl and say "Sarah isn't it?" As if I knew her. Most occasions the lady would (in shock) say "errrr no it's xxnamexx". Then I'd say "hello xxnamexx, what would you like to drink" works a treat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hung like a tic tac but babe I'll freshen up your breath haha it does work though

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By *ottie_84 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I'm hung like a tic tac but babe I'll freshen up your breath haha it does work though "
really?! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Do you cum here often'. Best used in a swinging club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said to my partner " teach me to play guitar and I'll love you forever"

This must be longest guitar lesson ever. I came for a lesson n Im still here 15 months later xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've forgotten your name. Can I call u mine instead?

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By *igal17Man
over a year ago

Ayr SW Scotland

"The voices in my head said I should come and talk to you."

It's not been that successful to be fair.

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By *ottie_84 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I said to my partner " teach me to play guitar and I'll love you forever"

This must be longest guitar lesson ever. I came for a lesson n Im still here 15 months later xxxx"
that is a awesome chat up line

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

" Does this hankercheif smell of chloroform ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put your little finger In your drink and flick drink on her. Then say ..if I can make you wet with my little finger, imagine what I'd with my whole hand

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"Gizzashagyabitch" works well enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"" Does this hankercheif smell of chloroform ? " "

Ye..... xxx

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By *teveeb46Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

One I have used a few times seems to work for me. "If all the girls in the world were as pretty as you.......there would be no need for flowers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"" Does this hankercheif smell of chloroform ? "

Ye..... xxx"
will use x

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By *indingDeemoMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Wasn't mine but my friend (lesbian) used: "On the seventh day god made a bed for me and you!"

Couldn't believe it when it work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend amazingly enough walked up to a busty lady in a club and said to her sorry but you have amazing boobs have you ever had them weighed,she looked a bit shocked but replied saying no with that he grabbed them and shook them saying weyhey..me thinking he had pushed his luck to far thought he would recieve a swift slap around the face was even more shocked when she chuckled and dragged him off to the loos lol

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By *appyjack890Man
over a year ago

North loncolnshire

Is that a mirror in your knickers.... cos i can see myself in em

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By *ackett1962Man
over a year ago

harrow

Get yer coat ya pulled lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u believe in love at first sight or do I walk past again

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By *appyjack890Man
over a year ago

North loncolnshire

You dont sweat much for a fat lass.

Oh wait that one does'nt work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheesy ones you've used that have worked? Mine recently had to be Carly Rae Jepson "

"Fancy a fuck"

It worked a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I said to my partner " teach me to play guitar and I'll love you forever"

This must be longest guitar lesson ever. I came for a lesson n Im still here 15 months later xxxx that is a awesome chat up line "

It worked lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!

I don't think she liked this one as the convo died lol

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By *appyjack890Man
over a year ago

North loncolnshire

Is your perfume called come to me..... no?..... smells like cum to me

That one gas'nt really worked either actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a pound for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you I'd have £1

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By *ottie_84 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"If I had a pound for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you I'd have £1 "
it's better than Carly Rae Jepsen lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had me at cheesy, and lost me at, that have worked .

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By *ottie_84 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"You had me at cheesy, and lost me at, that have worked ."
I'm shite at chatting people up lol so I was suprised that line worked haha

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"A friend amazingly enough walked up to a busty lady in a club and said to her sorry but you have amazing boobs have you ever had them weighed,she looked a bit shocked but replied saying no with that he grabbed them and shook them saying weyhey..me thinking he had pushed his luck to far thought he would recieve a swift slap around the face was even more shocked when she chuckled and dragged him off to the loos lol "

He was very lucky, he could have been done for indecent assault and ended up on the sex offenders register

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"If I had a pound for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you I'd have £1 "

That's actually quite good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm hung like a tic tac but babe I'll freshen up your breath haha it does work though really?! Lol "

Well yes women are intrigued and want to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a pound for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you I'd have £1

That's actually quite good "

Looks like it worked on 3 people now

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By *ottie_84 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I'm hung like a tic tac but babe I'll freshen up your breath haha it does work though really?! Lol

Well yes women are intrigued and want to find out "

Well I know you're hung so meh lol

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By *ottie_84 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"If I had a pound for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you I'd have £1

That's actually quite good

Looks like it worked on 3 people now "

lol so do I owe you a £1 when we meet this week? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet you 10 dollars that my dick won't fit in your mouth" ....... I was 10 dollars poorer By the end of the night but ah well!

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

Not a fan of chat up lines. I tend to just sit in corner and lick my eyebrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a pound for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you I'd have £1

That's actually quite good

Looks like it worked on 3 people now

lol so do I owe you a £1 when we meet this week? Lol "

Why I think you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im only 5ft 6 or there abouts and once said to a beautiful bbw of 6ft that i was pocket sized for her convience. Im amazed it worked too lol

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By *ottie_84 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"If I had a pound for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you I'd have £1

That's actually quite good

Looks like it worked on 3 people now

lol so do I owe you a £1 when we meet this week? Lol

Why I think you do "

Will a bj suffice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had a pound for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you I'd have £1

That's actually quite good

Looks like it worked on 3 people now

lol so do I owe you a £1 when we meet this week? Lol

Why I think you do

Will a bj suffice? "

£1 for a bj? You need to raise your prices

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By *ottie_84 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"If I had a pound for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you I'd have £1

That's actually quite good

Looks like it worked on 3 people now

lol so do I owe you a £1 when we meet this week? Lol

Why I think you do

Will a bj suffice?

£1 for a bj? You need to raise your prices "
nooo lol my prices are high anyway you wouldn't be able to afford me I'm doing my bit for care in the community lmao

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