FabSwingers.com forum: mails who want a meat

By *unksAlive OP Couple
over a year ago

york

please learn to spell before sending us anymore messages guys, it doesnt do you any favours in an introduction message!

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Wot due meen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can spell a little, can I have a meet? haha

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Some folks just have problems with their worms

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By *uckoldandWifeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

wots speling goat too do wiv gud fuks, do yous past nots wile you is aven secs?

just kidding, it's annoying isn't it

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"OP..... check your own profile and guess which word you have spelt wrong

here's a clue.. exceptional !!!!

and 'exiting'times, haha"

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Just reminded me of this email:

Arocdnicg to rsceearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pcale. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit pobelrm. Tihs is buseace the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

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By *mf4BxJCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Mails as in the mail you get or males as in men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just reminded me of this email:

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i could read that so easy , lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha! fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text speak can half understand but someone mixing a few words up shouldn’t give you high blood pressure

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By *hocotreacleWoman
over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis

"Just reminded me of this email:

i could read that so easy , lol xx"

So bizzare, I could read it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i used to be really hung up on spelling until i met a great guy who can fly a fighter jet but is dyslexic so cant spell ? in many cases no way is it a pointer to anyones intelligence.im guessing you have to be pretty intelligent to be able to fly a plane that fast ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i used to be really hung up on spelling until i met a great guy who can fly a fighter jet but is dyslexic so cant spell ? in many cases no way is it a pointer to anyones intelligence.im guessing you have to be pretty intelligent to be able to fly a plane that fast ?? "
I am dyslexic i dont let it put me of now people just have to under stand theres more to me then crap spelling , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We know that Jo- and you have an excuse- it's not just random txt speak with you xx

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By *mf4BxJCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

"i used to be really hung up on spelling until i met a great guy who can fly a fighter jet but is dyslexic so cant spell ? in many cases no way is it a pointer to anyones intelligence.im guessing you have to be pretty intelligent to be able to fly a plane that fast ?? I am dyslexic i dont let it put me of now people just have to under stand theres more to me then crap spelling , lol

Totally agree with all of the above. Good spelling is not indicative of intelligence.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My spelling is crap, if people think im stupid because of it well quite frankly i couldnt give a shit

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

but then who makes themselves look more stupid. Someone who makes spelling mistakes or someone coming on the forums moaning about spelling mistakes when the cant spell themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My spelling is crap, if people think im stupid because of it well quite frankly i couldnt give a shit"
you do have a way with words , xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"My spelling is crap, if people think im stupid because of it well quite frankly i couldnt give a shit you do have a way with words , xx

lol jo, you must know be by now.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"My spelling is crap, if people think im stupid because of it well quite frankly i couldnt give a shit"

i concur, my spelling can be bad, and even tryin to write down what i mean can sometimes be a problem for me, i can communicate better verbally than in written form, but hey can t be perfect at everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My spelling is crap, if people think im stupid because of it well quite frankly i couldnt give a shit you do have a way with words , xx

lol jo, you must know be by now."
I sure do and i know ..like i do you say it how it is. x

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I do love irony.....I find it ex(c)iting and ex(c)eptional.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"OP..... check your own profile and guess which word you have spelt wrong

here's a clue.. exceptional !!!!

not the only word.... "Exciting" as well..

hang on... i have noticed the linking factor.....

maybe the "c" button is missing...

or maybe stuk..... sorry...stuck!!!

lol... pot calling the kettle blak then.......oops.. meant black!!

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By *untimes11Man
over a year ago

cardiff

Bad spelling dosen't bother me that much. That said, text speak in a mail really does. It takes twice as long to work out what the message is saying and it's the most unerotic form of communication that i can think of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If yer all lernt to talk reight yorkshier and spoke the queens england,just like we used to be able to could tha wud be reight as rain lad.......and mek sure tha gets thi neck weshed befoor tha guz aht

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By *unksAlive OP Couple
over a year ago

york

ha ha -yes our spellings not 100% but mail (male) an meat (meet) are so basic and it happens so often, when your a single guy it cant do your chances any good was the point lol, we ended up meeting a dyslexic yorkshireman not long ago anyway, he was wearing a catflap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but then who makes themselves look more stupid. Someone who makes spelling mistakes or someone coming on the forums moaning about spelling mistakes when the cant spell themselves"

thats a bit harsh!

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"please learn to spell before sending us anymore messages guys, it doesnt do you any favours in an introduction message!"

I beg to differ.

I does YOU a massive favour by helping you to filter out the braindead on the first message

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I can spell the Queen's English perfectly correctly but really I am as thick as two short planks.

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By *ornaandjimCouple
over a year ago

BRISTOL

In a perfect world, a person who is a fabulous sexual partner would be able to spell perfectly. Personally, I prefer to focus on the fabulous sex rather than worry about a few typing errors.

Oh and by the way, it's 'any more' rather than 'anymore'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP..... check your own profile and guess which word you have spelt wrong

here's a clue.. exceptional !!!!

lol not forgetting punctuation etc etc does it really matter about grammer on here

my spelling is shite but hey dont judge me by that

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"but then who makes themselves look more stupid. Someone who makes spelling mistakes or someone coming on the forums moaning about spelling mistakes when the cant spell themselves

thats a bit harsh!

It was only a question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

punctuation does matter..........take for instance "Lets eat Grandma"........a simple commer makes it "Lets eat, Grandma" - Or "My Uncle helped Jack off a horse"..........or "My Uncle helped Jack, off a horse"........easy?

Sometimes people read things differently if incorrect punctuation is used....did you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't think it matters as long as someone is polite and you understand it. We would rather have poor spelling than rude messages or cut and paste ones.

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By *DD1EMan
over a year ago

sea

"Some folks just have problems with their worms

Somebody else remembers that sketch from teh Two Ronnies....Classic

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

I know a postman who like to eat steak

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"punctuation does matter..........take for instance "Lets eat Grandma"........a simple commer makes it "Lets eat, Grandma" - Or "My Uncle helped Jack off a horse"..........or "My Uncle helped Jack, off a horse"........easy?

Sometimes people read things differently if incorrect punctuation is used....did you?

And there was silly old me thinking it was let's,(let us) & comma.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There should not be a comma in "My uncle helped Jack off a horse"!

That is wrong, the fact Jack should be spelled with a J not a j should make you realise it was a person!!

If your going to moan about spelling and punctuation get it right!! or keep quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but then who makes themselves look more stupid. Someone who makes spelling mistakes or someone coming on the forums moaning about spelling mistakes when the cant spell themselves"

I wholeheartedly agree with this comment. Am not one to point out grammar or spelling mistakes, as I know my own shortcomings. So in that token I wouldnt also put a thread up about others either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spell checker springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"spell checker springs to mind"

That's OK, but a spellchecker would not flag up a fault with meat or mail!

And for my twopenneth, my pet hate is to when it should be too in a sentence!

Rant over

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

Looks like I’m the only one to say “Thank you” to the forum police

for trying to educate "some" of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids in school today are being told to spell it how it sounds and txt speak doesn't help other peoples grammer like wot it sud be

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

"Kids in school today are being told to spell it how it sounds and txt speak doesn't help other peoples grammer like wot it sud be

Are you being serious about being taught text speak in school?

I know my children were taught phonetically to help with reading but never text speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no just bad grammer I missed my comma out or should that have been a fullstop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"please learn to spell before sending us anymore messages guys, it doesnt do you any favours in an introduction message!"

Got to be a troll right? I mean, the subject has Mails instead of Males.

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I can spell, but I am no good at typing, and sometimes forget/don't have time to check e.g. "Like" invariably comes out as "liek"...it must be the way my fingers are attached!

So the odd bit of poor spelling is fine-something that you have to try & read 10 times to get the gist of is a nightmare!

And if you speak like Rab C Nesbitt, please don't type liek you speak LOL

See what I mean.....................................^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one the other day, from some guy who wanted to play with my "clitorious"....

Has anybody got one of these - I'd love to know what it is...?

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By *mf4BxJCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Had one the other day, from some guy who wanted to play with my "clitorious"....

Has anybody got one of these - I'd love to know what it is...?

Ah the nororious clitorious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never send a 1st mail you want to meet 1st;ask questions later, i like to get to the no of the person 1st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with the OP ..... yes we all make spelling mistakes from time to time, but anyone sending messages on a swingers site should know the difference between mail and male, and between meet and meat. Another personal bugbear is people who don't know the difference between know and no.

It only takes a few seconds to pre_iew a message/post, to make sure that these obvious errors have been avoided .... and surely everyone can spare a few seconds when they're trying to make a good impression?

In Chat, I think it's fine that spelling/grammar isn't always correct - the chat room goes too fast to try to achieve perfection. But to be honest, there are several messages in the Forums where the punctuation is so bad that I just can't be bothered to try to guess where the sentences start and end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a salutory post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but then who makes themselves look more stupid. Someone who makes spelling mistakes or someone coming on the forums moaning about spelling mistakes when the cant spell themselves"

abso bliddy lutely, laifs two shawt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha,ha,Sooooooo true(yes I know Ive spelt that wrong!)!Im not really good at spelling or punctuation either.(As youll realise reading this.)

I chatted with a nice well to do(posh!) lady a long time back on a different site who at the time lived in London.She dissmised me because of my spelling and punctuation.I chuckled to my self about her _iew or her self reasoning on this this, but respected her right to have her own _iews and right to decide that I was not for her, whatever the resoning to her choice was.I wished her good luck and went about my business.About that time I stopped going on the site.

A year or so later I was in a chat room and during a chat with some other lady.(I noticed the said posh lady enter into the chat room also) Anyway,during the chat I was asked about my picture on my profile(background being the Rockie mountains.It come out that I had been living in Aspen Clorado USA for 6 years.Being payed to play and coach a soccer team who where very succesful and was making a very good living in doing so.

Out of the blue.She(said posh lady) interupted the chat by sending me a request for a private conversation to chat!

It turned out that she had since moved and now lived about 30 mins away.We ended up meeting,then meeting some more over a passage of time.I asked her during our first meet didnt she remember me?She said no so I mentioned the time she knocked me back!I took the piss (playfully)out of her over it for a bit.Whenever I do go to visit I never fail to have her squiting like "old faithfull."To a point that borders on it being able to be classed as water sports!She says I am such a nice person.Loves spending time with me when I do go,always wants me to stay longer.Wants to see me more often.Wants to go steady and has asks me to live with her(well,has done twice.)

Still to this day it makes me chuckle and she cant beleive what "she had done and nearly missed me,"as she says.

She also says "she will never make that mistake again!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No you just push the lever and vrooom away you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest, i hate bad spelling and grammar, i'm always careful when i type a comment and message not to make any mistakes, if i have i delete it and start again, can't help it, its the way i am.

If someone sends me a message full of text speak, i find it offputting when its from someone in the 40-50's age group, at that age i expect them to be able to string letters together to make words, i dont expect to have to get my kids to translate a message for m

On the other hand, yes i do know some people struggle incredibly with spelling and some are dyslexic, i dont have a problem with that at all, afterall i struggle with maths, guy that invented it wants a twelve bore up his ass

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"Ha,ha,Sooooooo true(yes I know Ive spelt that wrong!)!Im not really good at spelling or punctuation either.(As youll realise reading this.)

Out of the blue.She(said posh lady) interupted the chat by sending me a request for a private conversation to chat!

Still to this day it makes me chuckle and she cant beleive what "she had done and nearly missed me,"as she says.

She also says "she will never make that mistake again!"

Funny that - over the years I've known some people that initially dithered over us meeting (by "dithered" I mean couldn't decide between 3 months and 2 years, depending on the person) yet when we did have a chance meeting (some club or social) they've admitted to me "We should have met sooner".

I did offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just an observation here Grey, but shouldn't the single i you have in your sentences be a capital I, as in I hate bad spelling and grammar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just an observation here Grey, but shouldn't the single i you have in your sentences be a capital I, as in I hate bad spelling and grammar?

Yes I know but it was 6.30am and I should really have been getting ready for work not lazing on here

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