FabSwingers.com forum: Single Fems Pestering Me

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I tell you what I really wish that some of you single fems would put abit more thought into your msgs rather than the usual naff one liners of fancy a fuck Timbers lad, along with a snatch shot ( as if we blokes don't know what one looks like )........ It is hard work on here at times you know with all the mail that I get from single fems who clearly can't be bothered to read profiles properly and just expect me to meet them just like that at the drop of a hat....... And if I hear one more opening line of im in your area right now Timbers fancy some of this ( que shot of nail varnished fingers flicking it's bean )

It's all me me me me me me blimmin meeeeeeee with some of these women aint it....... We do have a life you know offline us decent lads

Que all the serious forum folk with no sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol! Fair play. This might work..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain bud but don't stress about stuff you have the power to change, block all those pesky women and search yourself, sorted !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol! Fair play. This might work..

I love the Irish accent...... And nice puppies...... Women that is,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok ok i will stop

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

Don't forget to narrow your age range so no one outside of it can contact you.

I'm so sorry you're having to go through this.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel your pain bud but don't stress about stuff you have the power to change, block all those pesky women and search yourself, sorted !

That's a good point and im glad you have raised it sir...... I think we need to stage an all out protest and go on strike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel your pain bud but don't stress about stuff you have the power to change, block all those pesky women and search yourself, sorted !

That's a good point and im glad you have raised it sir...... I think we need to stage an all out protest and go on strike"

We do, personally I find it degrading to be treated like a piece of meat every time I log on here, where is the respect ladies ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel your pain bud but don't stress about stuff you have the power to change, block all those pesky women and search yourself, sorted !

That's a good point and im glad you have raised it sir...... I think we need to stage an all out protest and go on strike

We do, personally I find it degrading to be treated like a piece of meat every time I log on here, where is the respect ladies ?!

Shut up and get it out for the girlies we know you love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel your pain bud but don't stress about stuff you have the power to change, block all those pesky women and search yourself, sorted !

That's a good point and im glad you have raised it sir...... I think we need to stage an all out protest and go on strike

We do, personally I find it degrading to be treated like a piece of meat every time I log on here, where is the respect ladies ?!

Shut up and get it out for the girlies we know you love it

HASH TAG Zig n Zag dayyyyy all luv mi, dayyy all luv mi, dem girls dem girls dayyyy all luv mi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sick to death of them too. Flooding my inbox with tits and fancy a fuck messages. Pfft.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

When you become an exceptional single male you may well get headhunted by single fems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's wrong on so many levels so I agree whole heartedly on this with you. Thank god for the filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you become an exceptional single male you may well get headhunted by single fems

Sorry

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you become an exceptional single male you may well get headhunted by single fems

Im Sparticus!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Life is hard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I'm sick and tired of them following me around in clubs!!!

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By *utecontradictionMan
over a year ago

Malvern

"When you become an exceptional single male you may well get headhunted by single fems

Im Sparticus!"

No.... I'm sparticus

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Gave us a good chuckle that did! Top job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tell you what I really wish that some of you single fems would put abit more thought into your msgs rather than the usual naff one liners of fancy a fuck Timbers lad, along with a snatch shot ( as if we blokes don't know what one looks like )........ It is hard work on here at times you know with all the mail that I get from single fems who clearly can't be bothered to read profiles properly and just expect me to meet them just like that at the drop of a hat....... And if I hear one more opening line of im in your area right now Timbers fancy some of this ( que shot of nail varnished fingers flicking it's bean )

It's all me me me me me me blimmin meeeeeeee with some of these women aint it....... We do have a life you know offline us decent lads

Que all the serious forum folk with no sense of humour"

Deffo this..

We're not pieces of meat ya know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate I'm sick of it

Snatch after snatch after snatch

'Are you local'

'Meet in in the car'

'Whatcha upto'

Does my head in

I woke up to 2 yes fuckin 2 unread messages

I need a p a

I can't be on here 24/7

Oh and to the bitch that moaned coz I didn't respond straight away ???

I do have a life ya know

I was going to reply next Thursday

Arrrgghhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And your only interested because im a BBB ( big bellied bloke ) coz u think were easier to pull that the slim gym fit guys

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Block em,block the lot of them,horrible women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're just trying to get at your friends pics mate so they can sit there frigging themselves, dirty little cows

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By *thletic Fella!!Man
over a year ago

Wigan

I feel your pain brother!!

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By *indingDeemoMan
over a year ago

Manchester

This made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you become an exceptional single male you may well get headhunted by single fems

How do you become an exceptional single male...surely it's something you already are or are not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you become an exceptional single male you may well get headhunted by single fems

How do you become an exceptional single male...surely it's something you already are or are not? "

You get the female pissed

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"When you become an exceptional single male you may well get headhunted by single fems

How do you become an exceptional single male...surely it's something you already are or are not? "
well i would consider myself nearly exceptional now, I think when your well verified, popular [I know I'm not on the forums

but this doesn't matter] and get party invites for a limited number of exceptional single males

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're like flys round shit. Little bitches. Do I look like I'm after a casual fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You tell em!!! Fed up!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is an exceptional male ???

Is this going back to when Hitler wanted only perfect beings??

I'm exceptional in as much as I'm good at a music round in a pub quiz

Can empty the jacuzzi at chams just by sitting in it

(Not the water thank you anti fatties)

But apart from that

I'm just likkle me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you become an exceptional single male you may well get headhunted by single fems

How do you become an exceptional single male...surely it's something you already are or are not?

You get the female pissed

More vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a hard life I still have to get through 453 messages these females don't stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can't help it, we are horny all the time. If we don't get sex our tits start aching XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They are just relentless at times, I mean I am not a piece of meat you know, I do have a life off fab, and I do like to watch Emerdale and Corrie , as well as the odd re run of Top Gear on Dave........ Oh and the nasty way some of them get if I don't reply, I can't repeat what one of them said to me last week, well I can she said that I was nothing only a snatch teasing little shite hawk and a time waster, and that it was my loss and that she hopes that I tred in dog shit on the way back from the shop and walk it in all over my own carpet....... Well I have never heard such cyber venom aimed in my direction in all my life...... The nasty little rip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you become an exceptional single male you may well get headhunted by single fems

How do you become an exceptional single male...surely it's something you already are or are not? well i would consider myself nearly exceptional now, I think when your well verified, popular [I know I'm not on the forums

but this doesn't matter] and get party invites for a limited number of exceptional single males

Nothing to do with personal taste then...a few veris, some party invites and Hey presto, you're an exceptional male!

OK then

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By *rown ThunderMan
over a year ago

newport

"I feel your pain bud but don't stress about stuff you have the power to change, block all those pesky women and search yourself, sorted !

He is messing around mate...don't b gullible do you actually think he's telling the truth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they queuing round the block yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We can't help it, we are horny all the time. If we don't get sex our tits start aching XXX"

Ya nasty little rips

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"When you become an exceptional single male you may well get headhunted by single fems

but this doesn't matter] and get party invites for a limited number of exceptional single males

Nothing to do with personal taste then...a few veris, some party invites and Hey presto, you're an exceptional male!

OK then

"
yeah that too and other things I was just summarising it basically.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are they queuing round the block yet?

Yes as my beef cake brings all the girls to the yard....... not sure of rest of the words to that song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all me me me me me me blimmin meeeeeeee with some of these women aint it....... We do have a life you know offline us decent lads

Que all the serious forum folk with no sense of humour"

There are groups that make you less attractive to women...

P.M. me I run all of them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They're like flys round shit. Little bitches. Do I look like I'm after a casual fuck?

Ast tell thee what luv, thas geet a fine looking arse thee x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all me me me me me me blimmin meeeeeeee with some of these women aint it....... We do have a life you know offline us decent lads

Que all the serious forum folk with no sense of humour"

Love this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thread I've read today....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are just relentless at times, I mean I am not a piece of meat you know, I do have a life off fab, and I do like to watch Emerdale and Corrie , as well as the odd re run of Top Gear on Dave........ Oh and the nasty way some of them get if I don't reply, I can't repeat what one of them said to me last week, well I can she said that I was nothing only a snatch teasing little shite hawk and a time waster, and that it was my loss and that she hopes that I tred in dog shit on the way back from the shop and walk it in all over my own carpet....... Well I have never heard such cyber venom aimed in my direction in all my life...... The nasty little rip"

Stop watching Emmerdale and Corrie at once, you will get corrupted XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stop watching Emmerdale and Corrie at once, you will get corrupted XXX"

Hahaha corrupted, erm don't you mean inbread,?...... They are all bangin each other in that Emerdale, I bet they would all have webbed feet in real life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best thread I've read today....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love it !!!

Not as much as I love your ass. I would read your msg just for your accent alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok... 7.5/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop watching Emmerdale and Corrie at once, you will get corrupted XXX

Hahaha corrupted, erm don't you mean inbread,?...... They are all bangin each other in that Emerdale, I bet they would all have webbed feet in real life"

I don't watch it, it's more fun on here! XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did you expect? Long messages saying you're best looking thing on this site with fuckable lips?

Flowers? Glitter?

And....how dare you say No

You must be FAKE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you expect? Long messages saying you're best looking thing on this site with fuckable lips?

Flowers? Glitter?

And....how dare you say No

You must be FAKE

Dam it shes onto me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love it !!!

Not as much as I love your ass. I would read your msg just for your accent alone"

I had my first holiday fling with a fella from Wigan

Oh I do like that accent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love it !!!

Not as much as I love your ass. I would read your msg just for your accent alone

I had my first holiday fling with a fella from Wigan

Oh I do like that accent

AWSOME, then please feel free to mail me, im sure I can sift through to find and reply to you young lass x

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

It's all me me me me me me blimmin meeeeeeee with some of these women aint it....... We do have a life you know offline us decent lads

Que all the serious forum folk with no sense of humour"

Set your filters not to accept single women then!!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Might I suggest using your filters and doing the searching yourself OP? Apparently it's the done thing these days when you're knee deep in more unsolicited minge than you can shake a stick at.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Might I suggest using your filters and doing the searching yourself OP? Apparently it's the done thing these days when you're knee deep in more unsolicited minge than you can shake a stick at."

hahaha I love that word minge, almost as much as I LOVE your long Tartan socks ..... mmmmm , sexy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did you expect? Long messages saying you're best looking thing on this site with fuckable lips?

Flowers? Glitter?

And....how dare you say No

You must be FAKE

Dam it shes onto me"

Im pretty sure your one of those women who pretend to be men

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By *ove121LustCouple
over a year ago

LaLa Land

It's all me me me me me me blimmin meeeeeeee with some of these women aint it....... We do have a life you know offline us decent lads

Que all the serious forum folk with no sense of humour"

It's political correctness gone mad apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all me me me me me me blimmin meeeeeeee with some of these women aint it....... We do have a life you know offline us decent lads

Que all the serious forum folk with no sense of humour

It's political correctness gone mad apparently

I like this guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you expect? Long messages saying you're best looking thing on this site with fuckable lips?

Flowers? Glitter?

And....how dare you say No

You must be FAKE

Dam it shes onto me

Im pretty sure your one of those women who pretend to be men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did you expect? Long messages saying you're best looking thing on this site with fuckable lips?

Flowers? Glitter?

And....how dare you say No

You must be FAKE

Dam it shes onto me

Im pretty sure your one of those women who pretend to be men

(psssst it should be 'I'm pretty sure you're one of those men who pretend to be a woman'. Otherwise we loose the concept of this thread

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you expect? Long messages saying you're best looking thing on this site with fuckable lips?

Flowers? Glitter?

And....how dare you say No

You must be FAKE

Dam it shes onto me

Im pretty sure your one of those women who pretend to be men

(psssst it should be 'I'm pretty sure you're one of those men who pretend to be a woman'. Otherwise we loose the concept of this thread

Hmmm now why am I suddenly now thinking about the scene from silence of the lambs when buffalo Bill dances in the mirrow with his tail between his legs........ Would you fuck me, id fuck me, id fuck me sooooooo hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the porn stars on here that always want me, that get me down. Their pics are stunning, shame none of them are verified

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its the porn stars on here that always want me, that get me down. Their pics are stunning, shame none of them are verified

Beauty is only a light switch away,....... They are all porn stars

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

BUMP....... Just cos a can

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