FabSwingers.com forum: Broken hand

By *emel9 OP Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

hmm broken my right hand....any imaginative ideas about how to still have fun? lol just for a giggle.....

and yes....right handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch! That's going to get frustrating!

Erm,

get someone to help?

Fleshlight?

Warm apple pie?

Clumsy left handed wank?

Suffer?

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By *emel9 OP Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Ouch! That's going to get frustrating!

Erm,

get someone to help?

Fleshlight?

Warm apple pie?

Clumsy left handed wank?

Suffer?"

all of the above? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

abstain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ask the GF to help out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a pot noodle, let it cool (that bit is important!!) cover the top with cling film and away you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check the apple pie with a thermometer first,fingers are less sensitive than the head of your penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrange a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make a pot noodle, let it cool (that bit is important!!) cover the top with cling film and away you go

Hahahaha. ..that made laugh.... the mind goes into overdrive with other ideas too...lol

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By *emel9 OP Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

pot noodle? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be more careful

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"Make a pot noodle, let it cool (that bit is important!!) cover the top with cling film and away you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make a pot noodle, let it cool (that bit is important!!) cover the top with cling film and away you go

now here is a problem - cling film is a bitch when you have two hands working - is it doable with one - throws down the gauntlet

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By *emel9 OP Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Make a pot noodle, let it cool (that bit is important!!) cover the top with cling film and away you go

now here is a problem - cling film is a bitch when you have two hands working - is it doable with one - throws down the gauntlet"

oh god...I'll be wrapped up for days lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"ask the GF to help out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pot noodle? lol"

Any flavour is fine

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Make a pot noodle, let it cool (that bit is important!!) cover the top with cling film and away you go

What's interesting is the detail. You have actually seen this doneethinks

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By *orth South DivideCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"pot noodle? lol

Any flavour is fine

Although I'd avoid curry flavour or anything with chilli!

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By *emel9 OP Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

"pot noodle? lol

Any flavour is fine

Although I'd avoid curry flavour or anything with chilli!"

bombay bad boy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pot noodle? lol

Any flavour is fine

Although I'd avoid curry flavour or anything with chilli!

bombay bad boy lol"

Haha! Do it and report back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ouch! That's going to get frustrating!

Erm,

get someone to help?

Fleshlight?

Warm apple pie?

Clumsy left handed wank?

Suffer?"

Thought the clumsy left hand wank felt like what us women do

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

"pot noodle? lol

Any flavour is fine

Although I'd avoid curry flavour or anything with chilli!

bombay bad boy lol

Haha! Do it and report back

Lol u have to do it n report back it will have us all wondering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ouch! That's going to get frustrating!

Erm,

get someone to help?

Fleshlight?

Warm apple pie?

Clumsy left handed wank?

Suffer?

Thought the clumsy left hand wank felt like what us women do

Fortunately (or unfortunately) not! Unless I just have a really gimpy left hand or hae been spoiled

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By *azzaboy69Man
over a year ago

london woolwich

"Make a pot noodle, let it cool (that bit is important!!) cover the top with cling film and away you go

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really works ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use your left hand instead lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make a pot noodle, let it cool (that bit is important!!) cover the top with cling film and away you go

really works ?"

I have no idea, I don't have a cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my right wrist about 18 months ago, my doxy wand has been the best thing EVER! Still have to use it now as bloody stupid hand won't work properly.

Invest in toys, you'll need them for a while!

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now taking bets on "I burnt my cock trying to shag a pot noodle" thread turning up tomorrow!

You're going to have a lot to answer for kitty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now taking bets on "I burnt my cock trying to shag a pot noodle" thread turning up tomorrow!

You're going to have a lot to answer for kitty

I always do sir

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By *emel9 OP Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

"I broke my right wrist about 18 months ago, my doxy wand has been the best thing EVER! Still have to use it now as bloody stupid hand won't work properly.

Invest in toys, you'll need them for a while!

Mrs x"

Hmm toys. Now that's an idea

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Now's the time to learn to become a smart arse, try using your left hand to do things. You never know, you might become ambidextrous

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Now's the time to learn to become a smart arse, try using your left hand to do things. You never know, you might become ambidextrous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get an apple pie from McDonald's they are boiling!!

Fleshlight is a must or failing that I have heard down guys use a wet sponge underneath the toilet lid! Not quite sure how that would go, I mean you would need a pillow on the floor to stop your knees hurting !!

Failing all that get someone to do it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post a nobody will shag me thread. You'll get a sympathy shag in no time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i keep popping back to this thread for entertainment and wondering how its going along value

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I read # fleshing # as FLASHLIGHT. .. I have been trying to figure out how a Torch would help

xxxxx

Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read # fleshing # as FLASHLIGHT. .. I have been trying to figure out how a Torch would help

xxxxx

Suzi"

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

FLESHING ffs I meant FLESHLIGHT. .... stuffing hate p_edictive grrrrrr xxxxxx

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By *emel9 OP Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

"FLESHING ffs I meant FLESHLIGHT. .... stuffing hate p_edictive grrrrrr xxxxxx"

lol...I was hoping the pot noodle thing was a typo lol

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By *emel9 OP Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

I haven't done the noodle challenge...did anyone ? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use your left.

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

TROWBRIDGE

Discover your P Spot; with sufficient stimulation it can result in a hands free ejaculation, or there's e-stim.............just saying

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