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"Ouch! That's going to get frustrating! Erm, get someone to help? Fleshlight? Warm apple pie? Clumsy left handed wank? Suffer?" all of the above? lol | |||
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"Make a pot noodle, let it cool (that bit is important!!) cover the top with cling film and away you go " | |||
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"Make a pot noodle, let it cool (that bit is important!!) cover the top with cling film and away you go " now here is a problem - cling film is a bitch when you have two hands working - is it doable with one - throws down the gauntlet | |||
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"Make a pot noodle, let it cool (that bit is important!!) cover the top with cling film and away you go now here is a problem - cling film is a bitch when you have two hands working - is it doable with one - throws down the gauntlet" oh god...I'll be wrapped up for days lol | |||
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"ask the GF to help out? " | |||
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"Make a pot noodle, let it cool (that bit is important!!) cover the top with cling film and away you go " What's interesting is the detail. You have actually seen this doneethinks | |||
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"pot noodle? lol Any flavour is fine " Although I'd avoid curry flavour or anything with chilli! | |||
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"pot noodle? lol Any flavour is fine Although I'd avoid curry flavour or anything with chilli!" bombay bad boy lol | |||
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"pot noodle? lol Any flavour is fine Although I'd avoid curry flavour or anything with chilli! bombay bad boy lol" Haha! Do it and report back | |||
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"Ouch! That's going to get frustrating! Erm, get someone to help? Fleshlight? Warm apple pie? Clumsy left handed wank? Suffer?" Thought the clumsy left hand wank felt like what us women do | |||
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"pot noodle? lol Any flavour is fine Although I'd avoid curry flavour or anything with chilli! bombay bad boy lol Haha! Do it and report back " Lol u have to do it n report back it will have us all wondering | |||
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"Ouch! That's going to get frustrating! Erm, get someone to help? Fleshlight? Warm apple pie? Clumsy left handed wank? Suffer? Thought the clumsy left hand wank felt like what us women do " Fortunately (or unfortunately) not! Unless I just have a really gimpy left hand or hae been spoiled | |||
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"Make a pot noodle, let it cool (that bit is important!!) cover the top with cling film and away you go " really works ? | |||
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"Make a pot noodle, let it cool (that bit is important!!) cover the top with cling film and away you go really works ?" I have no idea, I don't have a cock! | |||
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"Now taking bets on "I burnt my cock trying to shag a pot noodle" thread turning up tomorrow! You're going to have a lot to answer for kitty " I always do sir | |||
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"I broke my right wrist about 18 months ago, my doxy wand has been the best thing EVER! Still have to use it now as bloody stupid hand won't work properly. Invest in toys, you'll need them for a while! Mrs x" Hmm toys. Now that's an idea | |||
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"I read # fleshing # as FLASHLIGHT. .. I have been trying to figure out how a Torch would help xxxxx Suzi" | |||
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"FLESHING ffs I meant FLESHLIGHT. .... stuffing hate p_edictive grrrrrr xxxxxx" lol...I was hoping the pot noodle thing was a typo lol | |||
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