FabSwingers.com forum: My bum

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it too big? What's the ideal bum size for a man for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't possibly answer that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You made me look you dirty duck.

Nice arse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You made me look you dirty duck.

Nice arse. "

Did I make you stare and lose your underwear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's true the underwear has been lost. An unfortunate incident I'd rather not recount.

I was always taught it was rude to stare. Instead I discreetly peep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's true the underwear has been lost. An unfortunate incident I'd rather not recount.

I was always taught it was rude to stare. Instead I discreetly peep. "

Please recount

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh purlease....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its hard ta tell,,its such an ickle lil piccy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh purlease....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"its hard ta tell,,its such an ickle lil piccy"

Hold the phone closer then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like a pretty fine example to me

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

It'll do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like a pretty fine example to me

I love your football

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It'll do

Do for what :P

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"It'll do

Do for what :P"

Give me a minute to come up with a smart answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh purlease....

Seriously? You think it's too big? Try having a fat woman's arse. That's too big!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't decide.... I'll look st it for a while longer...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It'll do

Do for what :P

Give me a minute to come up with a smart answer

Tick tock I'm not getting any younger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh purlease....

Seriously? You think it's too big? Try having a fat woman's arse. That's too big!"

Bigger the better!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't decide.... I'll look st it for a while longer...

Don't put yourself through the pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh purlease....

Seriously? You think it's too big? Try having a fat woman's arse. That's too big!

Bigger the better!"

Er...no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks ok from here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh purlease....

Seriously? You think it's too big? Try having a fat woman's arse. That's too big!

Bigger the better!

Er...no. "

Don't no me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks ok from here

Maybe you should look a little closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't decide.... I'll look st it for a while longer...

Don't put yourself through the pain "

I have a high pain threshold....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh purlease....

Seriously? You think it's too big? Try having a fat woman's arse. That's too big!

Bigger the better!

Er...no.

Don't no me

I will because i never do as I'm told

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"It'll do

Do for what :P

Give me a minute to come up with a smart answer

Tick tock I'm not getting any younger

Try being blooming 48! Time is precious at my time of life and now I've forgotten what I needed a minute for...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

It's a very nice bottom

when the buttocks fit nicely in your hands is the ideal size

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't decide.... I'll look st it for a while longer...

Don't put yourself through the pain

I have a high pain threshold...."

So what's the verdict

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh purlease....

Seriously? You think it's too big? Try having a fat woman's arse. That's too big!

Bigger the better!

Er...no.

Don't no me

I will because i never do as I'm told

You're out of order

I'm telling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a very nice bottom

when the buttocks fit nicely in your hands is the ideal size

Might need a few for mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It'll do

Do for what :P

Give me a minute to come up with a smart answer

Tick tock I'm not getting any younger

Try being blooming 48! Time is precious at my time of life and now I've forgotten what I needed a minute for..."

You know... To look at my peachy butt. Duh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't decide.... I'll look st it for a while longer...

Don't put yourself through the pain

I have a high pain threshold....

So what's the verdict

Give me a few more minutes, I'm almost done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't decide.... I'll look st it for a while longer...

Don't put yourself through the pain

I have a high pain threshold....

So what's the verdict

Give me a few more minutes, I'm almost done

Inbox me the verdict.. The suspense is killing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks ok from here

Maybe you should look a little closer

I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't decide.... I'll look st it for a while longer...

Don't put yourself through the pain

I have a high pain threshold....

So what's the verdict

Give me a few more minutes, I'm almost done

Inbox me the verdict.. The suspense is killing me

Done

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"It'll do

Do for what :P

Give me a minute to come up with a smart answer

Tick tock I'm not getting any younger

Try being blooming 48! Time is precious at my time of life and now I've forgotten what I needed a minute for...

You know... To look at my peachy butt. Duh "

Less of the duh you cheeky sod or I shall ask the ladies in this thread to lie you down and whip the hell out of that backside of yours!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks ok from here

Maybe you should look a little closer

I did

Did you find wally?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It'll do

Do for what :P

Give me a minute to come up with a smart answer

Tick tock I'm not getting any younger

Try being blooming 48! Time is precious at my time of life and now I've forgotten what I needed a minute for...

You know... To look at my peachy butt. Duh

Less of the duh you cheeky sod or I shall ask the ladies in this thread to lie you down and whip the hell out of that backside of yours!"

Duh duh duh duh duh

try me

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

I like a little junk in the trunk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like a little junk in the trunk

Hard to find jeans that fit me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a little junk in the trunk

Hard to find jeans that fit me

so you,ve a big fat arse then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks ok from here

Maybe you should look a little closer

I did

Did you find wally?

Yup

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like a little junk in the trunk

Hard to find jeans that fit me

so you,ve a big fat arse then?

You tell me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks ok from here

Maybe you should look a little closer

I did

Did you find wally?

Yup

Where was he? Think he's in between my cheeks, can you get him for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a little junk in the trunk

Hard to find jeans that fit me

so you,ve a big fat arse then?

You tell me"

yea,,i reckon its bigger at the back than the front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It'll do

Do for what :P

Give me a minute to come up with a smart answer

Tick tock I'm not getting any younger

Bend over and take a pic so we can give you more of an accurate response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks ok from here

Maybe you should look a little closer

I did

Did you find wally?

Yup

Where was he? Think he's in between my cheeks, can you get him for me?"

Full moon

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"It'll do

Do for what :P

Give me a minute to come up with a smart answer

Tick tock I'm not getting any younger

Try being blooming 48! Time is precious at my time of life and now I've forgotten what I needed a minute for...

You know... To look at my peachy butt. Duh

Less of the duh you cheeky sod or I shall ask the ladies in this thread to lie you down and whip the hell out of that backside of yours!

Duh duh duh duh duh

try me"

Ladies!

...foolish man,do not complain when you can't sit down tomorrow!

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By *woforone2025Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Dublin

"Is it too big? What's the ideal bum size for a man for you?

you're safe!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's somewhere to park your bike I suppose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It'll do

Do for what :P

Give me a minute to come up with a smart answer

Tick tock I'm not getting any younger

Bend over and take a pic so we can give you more of an accurate response

I'm not sure I'm flexible enough? Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's somewhere to park your bike I suppose

Could probably park a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd need to see it for real to give an honest opinion hehe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It'll do

Do for what :P

Give me a minute to come up with a smart answer

Tick tock I'm not getting any younger

Bend over and take a pic so we can give you more of an accurate response

I'm not sure I'm flexible enough? Haha"

Give it a try - I'm right behind you

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