FabSwingers.com forum: You know your a swinger when..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any sentence with the words 'from behind' changes your thought process

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You smirk when you see the letters DVP

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

When FAB is a website and not an ice lolly or a quote from thunder birds lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you type atm, and change it to say at the moment so no one gets the wrong idea in a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You smirk when you see the letters DVP

A couple of days ago I saw a car with the reg number KY56 DVP. It made me snigger like Finbar Saunders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I say I am off clubbing to chams that is x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I say I am off clubbing to chams that is x"

Hmmmmmmm

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

You plan your social diary by avoiding clashes on the events page

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By *ickey and MinnieCouple
over a year ago

South of Bath

You have a little chuckle when you see watersports advertised and it's actually jetskis and canoeing!!

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"You smirk when you see the letters DVP

A couple of days ago I saw a car with the reg number KY56 DVP. It made me snigger like Finbar Saunders

Might save up for WE69 DVP...

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

When you say your going clubbing to your mates or family and they ask what club and just say you don't know.

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By *ubstersCouple
over a year ago

Lancaster and Ambleside

i've just seen our puncture repair kit is called Air Tite.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Your username and password ate successful when logging into fabswingers site.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Are successful, not ate successful.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

When an essential part of your job is to use the abbreviation DP for a dependant child and I think the other....me bad!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

When ur phone autocorrects can't to clit!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

when they say aint that a cute little kitty cat, to a cat and i smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you post verifications daily.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

When you nudge your wife and smirk when one of her mate says that she's going into town for a facial

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

An immature snigger when someone's being 'anal'

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

When your in the supermarket and see a lady and look at each other saying I would.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

"When your in the supermarket and see a lady and look at each other saying I would.

Only to say it again to each other for the man beside her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Predicted text comes up with spit roast lol x

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By *woOfaKindCouple
over a year ago

Lancaster area

When you go out anywhere and see a handful of men and women that seem familiar, and you keep wondering if you've seen them on a Swinger's site.

-JD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love staying in a hotel and checking out the guests at breakfast x

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By *ubicinchMan
over a year ago

Gwynedd

when slightly confused by vanilla friends using the word 'cum' instead of 'come' in their messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when slightly confused by vanilla friends using the word 'cum' instead of 'come' in their messages

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/06/16 10:28:33]

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

When someone volunteers the game snog, fuck, avoid as an icebreaker! (everyone looked at her)

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

[Removed by poster at 16/06/16 11:17:35]

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

You have a lot of friends you can't meet when the kids are around and get more than a little anxious when one if those friends approach you at a school sports event or similar public activity when family are with you.

That's an observation, I don't have kids or experienced that situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When anyone on facefuck says fab you check out thier profile.

Also when you accidently upload a rude pic on facefuck.

xxx

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

When you have your adult children (who also swing) in the car and say to your other half...totty at one o'clock and all of you look and nod in agreement that they are doable.

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